darkSpyro

What do you mean, what do you want? *hugs* You're back!

Yeah! You're back! -even larger hug-

Welcome back!

hi (filler)

I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

we'll all be watching mesuxelf and wolf making out while dressed as superman.

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Singles Closet? kinky.

3 more pages...

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Is this turning into an assault? *Gets buried in the two hugs*

Yes. Yes it is.

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

B-but…I wanted to make the next singles bar...

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

B-but…I wanted to make the next singles bar...

Both of you won't. I'll make it!

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Singles Closet? kinky.

I like the way you think, Taco. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I want to make the next one. We'll just make it into one big closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

B-but…I wanted to make the next singles bar...

Both of you won't. I'll make it!

;___;

I can't wait to see 3+ singles bar topics when this closes.

do you serve martinis here

Why does this topic still ****ing exist?

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Why does this topic still ****ing exist?

because im a antisocial teen and i want friends god has abandoned me :,(

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I can't wait to see 3+ singles bar topics when this closes.

Haha, yeah...

Because I can't think of a better place to put this, I finally got my Skype account working. If anyone wants to talk, they can PM me about it.

Wow. That took up almost a page's worth of my subscription notifications.

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Wow. That took up almost a page's worth of my subscription notifications.

And that's why I unsubscribed from this.

I'm still waiting for my martini,

shaken, not stirred, preferably

This place is too single for me. I'm outta here.

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I'm still waiting for my martini,

shaken, not stirred, preferably

pay up first

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This place is too single for me. I'm outta here.

mingle with us singles you silly pringle

gotta risk it for the biscuit

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I'm still waiting for my martini,

shaken, not stirred, preferably

pay up first

do you accept bitcoin

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I'm still waiting for my martini,

shaken, not stirred, preferably

pay up first

do you accept bitcoin

nickels and dimes only

This place has become amazing.

first.

no, I'm first.

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Can we reach 50 tonight?

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According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

first.

In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women.
Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.

What you are about to watch is a mysterious video. It's origin is attributed variously, and almost certainly spuriously, to various abstract artists or surrealists. The truth is that what we are seeing, and what we perceive to be strange and disturbing, is actually beauty to it's creator.
Perhaps what we are viewing is the work of a modern Pygmalion. To him, her toneless voice, the paleness of her skin and the comparative vibrancy of her lips may indeed be the very embodiment of a perfect woman...
Consider the mind-scape of the creator. In whose mind does this appear beautiful? In whose mind is this pure, near worshipful? Are we missing out on his perspective?

Who are we to be afraid or to judge them? He may well love her fully, perhaps more fully than any of us could ever hope to be loved. In the mind of her creator, she is a near goddess; the perfect representation, not just of femininity, but the peak of human potential. A perfectly satisfactory being.

How does that kind of unconditional love feel?

Well, how does she feel?

Fantastic.

first.

In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women.
Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.

What you are about to watch is a mysterious video. It's origin is attributed variously, and almost certainly spuriously, to various abstract artists or surrealists. The truth is that what we are seeing, and what we perceive to be strange and disturbing, is actually beauty to it's creator.
Perhaps what we are viewing is the work of a modern Pygmalion. To him, her toneless voice, the paleness of her skin and the comparative vibrancy of her lips may indeed be the very embodiment of a perfect woman...
Consider the mind-scape of the creator. In whose mind does this appear beautiful? In whose mind is this pure, near worshipful? Are we missing out on his perspective?

Who are we to be afraid or to judge them? He may well love her fully, perhaps more fully than any of us could ever hope to be loved. In the mind of her creator, she is a near goddess; the perfect representation, not just of femininity, but the peak of human potential. A perfectly satisfactory being.

How does that kind of unconditional love feel?

Well, how does she feel?

Fantastic.

Pleasrun.

What does that mean?

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Pleasrun.

What does that mean?

i feel fantastic.

Pleasun. Am I correct?

Waiittt a minute...