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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#1 Posted: 20:30:50 12/08/2015 | Topic Creator
I reset it every time my mother swore, the highest she got was 10 minutes and that's because she knew it was on. It shows her apparent lack of control over her terrible language.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:31:57 12/08/2015 by wreckingballbob
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#2 Posted: 20:39:41 12/08/2015
swearing is ****ing great, **** you and your little ****ing ****ty ass iPad stopwatch ****
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weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220 |
#3 Posted: 20:40:41 12/08/2015
lol maybe I should do this with one of my friends sometime
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480 |
#4 Posted: 20:41:35 12/08/2015
Quote: weebbby
Oh yes, I should so do this too. |
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2637 |
#5 Posted: 20:41:52 12/08/2015
Congratulations?
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now its time to get funky |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#6 Posted: 20:43:45 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
yes it ****ing does, don't ****ing lie |
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847 |
#7 Posted: 20:46:07 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
It's put there instead of a swear word.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741 |
#8 Posted: 20:46:19 12/08/2015
It's because you're British.
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#9 Posted: 20:47:51 12/08/2015
Quote: mega spyro
yeah, its the ****ing swear sensor bull**** |
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847 |
#10 Posted: 20:49:53 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
It's called a joke.
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#11 Posted: 20:56:20 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
**** you, you think this is some mother****ing joke ****? if you think that, you are so ****ing right, im just doing this swearing **** to **** with you. |
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2637 |
#12 Posted: 20:57:51 12/08/2015
Oh my god are you really this oblivious
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now its time to get funky |
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:59:20 12/08/2015 by xXBeavcoonXx
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#13 Posted: 20:57:58 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo. |
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847 |
#14 Posted: 21:01:16 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
Wreckingballbob's oblivious ability activated!
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#15 Posted: 21:01:30 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
what are you even talking about |
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#16 Posted: 21:03:36 12/08/2015
****ing terrible ****, m8
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3847 |
#17 Posted: 21:04:59 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
------->Joke You The jokes are flying high today, aren't they?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:05:40 12/08/2015 by mega spyro
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#18 Posted: 21:07:56 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
Just go ahead and explain it. |
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#19 Posted: 21:13:59 12/08/2015
There is no reason I can't defeat you in combat.
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#20 Posted: 21:17:29 12/08/2015
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#21 Posted: 21:19:52 12/08/2015
ayyyy
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#22 Posted: 21:23:43 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
>implying we'd settle this wrestling >no, mother****ing sword fight whatever, i could crush your head with my thighs anyways |
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#23 Posted: 21:27:28 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
THEN ITS A SWORD FIGHT |
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511 |
#24 Posted: 21:34:05 12/08/2015
This thread is hilarious.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769 |
#25 Posted: 21:36:35 12/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
BRUH NO THATS 11 PM MY TIME I AINT STAYING UP LATE JUST TO KICK YOUR ASS I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP |
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:36:55 12/08/2015 by StriderSwag
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741 |
#26 Posted: 21:37:30 12/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Settle me in Smash so I can kick yours tatas back to Hell. >:( |
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#27 Posted: 21:39:58 12/08/2015
Quote: somePerson
IM ALREADY IN HELL |
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