darkSpyro

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No you not! Satan can never obtain a body of flesh and bones.

Quote: Camo22

No you not! Satan can never obtain a body of flesh and bones.

no you dont understand i am LITERALLY satan the proof is right there

You Satan? omg don't make me laugh. Satan is gonna be really ticked off when he sees this. Ya'll better start running like right now...

Quote: thumper

You Satan? omg don't make me laugh. Satan is gonna be really ticked off when he sees this. Ya'll better start running like right now...

no thumper u dont understand i AM satan im not scared of myself

In before sess

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: thumper

You Satan? omg don't make me laugh. Satan is gonna be really ticked off when he sees this. Ya'll better start running like right now...

no thumper u dont understand i AM satan im not scared of myself

No Mesu you don't understand, you ain't Satan, you need to be scared and I highly suggest you start running, now.

Quote: thumper

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: thumper

You Satan? omg don't make me laugh. Satan is gonna be really ticked off when he sees this. Ya'll better start running like right now...

no thumper u dont understand i AM satan im not scared of myself

No Mesu you don't understand, you ain't Satan, you need to be scared and I highly suggest you start running, now.

no is ok i am satan thx tho

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: thumper

Quote: Mesuxelf

no thumper u dont understand i AM satan im not scared of myself

No Mesu you don't understand, you ain't Satan, you need to be scared and I highly suggest you start running, now.

no is ok i am satan thx tho

no it's not ok, you ain't satan and you really should have ran away... y didn't u listen?

Quote: thumper

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: thumper

No Mesu you don't understand, you ain't Satan, you need to be scared and I highly suggest you start running, now.

no is ok i am satan thx tho

no it's not ok, you ain't satan and you really should have ran away... y didn't u listen?

ima rebel

LURHHTERALLY~

Mesu, you are not StriderSwag's father.

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Blackfury96

Mesu, you are not StriderSwag's father.

'Cause I am.

thanks dad

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

thanks dad

No problem, sweetheart.

hey dad
i wanna go with my friends to the mall
can i have some money

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

hey dad
i wanna go with my friends to the mall
can i have some money

How much do you need?

lets see here...
my wallet is empty so
like
500?

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

lets see here...
my wallet is empty so
like
500?

Alright, here's $2,000. Don't spend it all in one place.

thanks dad!

oh yeah, do you want me to get you more hookers while im out?

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

thanks dad!

oh yeah, do you want me to get you more hookers while im out?

No problem.

Hmm... *looks around at the hundreds of succubuses pilled around me*

Yeah, bring me a few if you can.

alright cool!
also which one is mom again? i forgot

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

alright cool!
also which one is mom again? i forgot

I... I'm not sure. o.o

dammit dad

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

thanks dad!

oh yeah, do you want me to get you more hookers while im out?

No problem.

Hmm... *looks around at the hundreds of succubuses pilled around me*

Yeah, bring me a few if you can.

alright cool!
also which one is mom again? i forgot

I'm your mom, don't worry.

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Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Sesshomaru75

No problem.

Hmm... *looks around at the hundreds of succubuses pilled around me*

Yeah, bring me a few if you can.

alright cool!
also which one is mom again? i forgot

I'm your mom, don't worry.

hey dad, is this mom?

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

hey dad, is this mom?

No idea. *shrug*

dammit dad this is what you get for having so many identical succubi
at least i'm distinguishable

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Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

dammit dad this is what you get for having so many identical succubi
at least i'm distinguishable

True, true.

And thank God for that. lol

why would you thank your mortal enemy dad wtf

You're an attention seeking child and you're going to die alone


jkilybro

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Camo22

No you not! Satan can never obtain a body of flesh and bones.

no you dont understand i am LITERALLY satan the proof is right there

Back On Topic...
Satan can never have a body of flesh and bones. That's why he wants us to suffer. He's jealous.
Before Earth, the hosts of heaven (everyone) were gathered together to choose a plan. Satan's or Jesus'.

The plan of Satan that we will go to earth to gain a body but we would live under guidelines. We would loose our free agency and he would get all the praise.

The plan of Jesus is that we go to Earth to receive our bodies and we would get free agency and a choice.

2/3 if the hosts of heaven chose Jesus plan
1/3 chose Satan's

The followers of Satan left heaven and said that he would make sure that Jesus plan would fail. They never received a body but they roam Earth to tempt us to do bad things.

We all chose Jesus plan, that's why we are here.

Long story short there in no way that you can be Satan.

(that a Sunday lesson in a nutshell)

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

why would you thank your mortal enemy dad wtf

'Cause he's my dad.

oh grandpa!
that asshole!

Quote: Batzooka119

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Sesshomaru75

No problem.

Hmm... *looks around at the hundreds of succubuses pilled around me*

Yeah, bring me a few if you can.

alright cool!
also which one is mom again? i forgot

I'm your mom, don't worry.

how do I put this quote in my profile?

Quote: Camo22

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Camo22

No you not! Satan can never obtain a body of flesh and bones.

no you dont understand i am LITERALLY satan the proof is right there

Back On Topic...
Satan can never have a body of flesh and bones. That's why he wants us to suffer. He's jealous.
Before Earth, the hosts of heaven (everyone) were gathered together to choose a plan. Satan's or Jesus'.

The plan of Satan that we will go to earth to gain a body but we would live under guidelines. We would loose our free agency and he would get all the praise.

The plan of Jesus is that we go to Earth to receive our bodies and we would get free agency and a choice.

2/3 if the hosts of heaven chose Jesus plan
1/3 chose Satan's

The followers of Satan left heaven and said that he would make sure that Jesus plan would fail. They never received a body but they roam Earth to tempt us to do bad things.

We all chose Jesus plan, that's why we are here.

Long story short there in no way that you can be Satan.

(that a Sunday lesson in a nutshell)

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Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Camo22

Long story short there in no way that you can be Satan.

(that a Sunday lesson in a nutshell)

I hope you realize that Satan technically came before Jesus, so your statement is wrong.

Also, I studied demonology, so I know a lot more about this than you do.

Satan and his angels rebelled against God because they did not wish to bow down before mankind, as they viewed them as inferior beings and were angered that God loved mankind more than them.

NO! Satan had the most beautiful angel body but he was jealous of gods power so he rebelled but god banished him. but Satan is stronger that god expected and is now controlling all the horrible things that happen in this world.

Quote: Camo22

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Camo22

No you not! Satan can never obtain a body of flesh and bones.

no you dont understand i am LITERALLY satan the proof is right there

Back On Topic...
Satan can never have a body of flesh and bones. That's why he wants us to suffer. He's jealous.
Before Earth, the hosts of heaven (everyone) were gathered together to choose a plan. Satan's or Jesus'.

The plan of Satan that we will go to earth to gain a body but we would live under guidelines. We would loose our free agency and he would get all the praise.

The plan of Jesus is that we go to Earth to receive our bodies and we would get free agency and a choice.

2/3 if the hosts of heaven chose Jesus plan
1/3 chose Satan's

The followers of Satan left heaven and said that he would make sure that Jesus plan would fail. They never received a body but they roam Earth to tempt us to do bad things.

We all chose Jesus plan, that's why we are here.

Long story short there in no way that you can be Satan.

(that a Sunday lesson in a nutshell)

Since when was darkSpyro a church

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Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Camo22

Long story short there in no way that you can be Satan.

(that a Sunday lesson in a nutshell)

I hope you realize that Satan technically came before Jesus, so your statement is wrong.

Also, I studied demonology, so I know a lot more about this than you do.

Satan and his angels rebelled against God because they did not wish to bow down before mankind, as they viewed them as inferior beings and were angered that God loved mankind more than them.

NO! Satan had the most beautiful angel body but he was jealous of gods power so he rebelled but god banished him. but Satan is stronger that god expected and is now controlling all the horrible things that happen in this world.

>satan controls sin
>lust is a sin
>**** you, lust is great

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: shroom boom

Quote: Sesshomaru75

I hope you realize that Satan technically came before Jesus, so your statement is wrong.

Also, I studied demonology, so I know a lot more about this than you do.

Satan and his angels rebelled against God because they did not wish to bow down before mankind, as they viewed them as inferior beings and were angered that God loved mankind more than them.

NO! Satan had the most beautiful angel body but he was jealous of gods power so he rebelled but god banished him. but Satan is stronger that god expected and is now controlling all the horrible things that happen in this world.

>satan controls sin
>lust is a sin
>**** you, lust is great

Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes....

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: shroom boom

NO! Satan had the most beautiful angel body but he was jealous of gods power so he rebelled but god banished him. but Satan is stronger that god expected and is now controlling all the horrible things that happen in this world.

>satan controls sin
>lust is a sin
>**** you, lust is great

Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes....

whoa
thats a pretty old picture of me...
im cuter now
and i dont have that boob tattoo
or those annoying brothers following me around

I thought this was going to be about supernatural, because in supernatural a LOT of fans loved Lucifers character (guilty), so I thought it'd like be a gift of him doing something funny or something, I dunno

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

>satan controls sin
>lust is a sin
>**** you, lust is great

Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes....

whoa
thats a pretty old picture of me...
im cuter now
and i dont have that boob tattoo
or those annoying brothers following me around

oh good they were pretty annoying always trying to kill you and stuff

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Seiki

Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes....

whoa
thats a pretty old picture of me...
im cuter now
and i dont have that boob tattoo
or those annoying brothers following me around

oh good they were pretty annoying always trying to kill you and stuff

im SO glad theyre off my back
their fire friend was kinda hot though