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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#151 Posted: 17:19:38 04/08/2015
Quote: Samius
A net? You're slipping badly.


You only escaped from the net because you are nothing more than an 8-inch gingerbread man with false memories implanted in its gingerbread mind. The real Samius is no longer among the living
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 17:20:54 04/08/2015 by Muffin Man
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#152 Posted: 17:21:23 04/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
*Places a yeast-based compound on Samius, which slowly grows and expands until it has completely engulfed and absorbed his entire body in sticky bread dough*


*The dough completely consumes Samius, then shapeshifts into an 8-inch gingerbread man that thinks it's Samius*


There. Samius is gone. Now we just have to contend with this little gingerbread man who thinks he's Samius. But he can be ignored since he's quite harmless.


Quote: Muffin Man
You only escaped from the net because you are nothing more than an 8-inch gingerbread man with false memories implanted in its gingerbread mind. The real Samius is no longer among the living


I have no time for your silly stories. Not even children would be afraid of a baker and his dough.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#153 Posted: 17:56:27 04/08/2015
Emporess StriderSwag, can I send a Smappy BoB minion to eat this little gingerbread Samius?
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Dead
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#154 Posted: 20:57:20 04/08/2015
I think we should keep gingerbread Samius as a pet for our Empress, as a constant reminder of the fate awaiting all who oppose!


[User Posted Image]
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:21:49 04/08/2015 by Muffin Man
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#155 Posted: 21:59:45 04/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Quote: Muffin Man
*Places a yeast-based compound on Samius, which slowly grows and expands until it has completely engulfed and absorbed his entire body in sticky bread dough*


*The dough completely consumes Samius, then shapeshifts into an 8-inch gingerbread man that thinks it's Samius*


There. Samius is gone. Now we just have to contend with this little gingerbread man who thinks he's Samius. But he can be ignored since he's quite harmless.


Quote: Muffin Man
You only escaped from the net because you are nothing more than an 8-inch gingerbread man with false memories implanted in its gingerbread mind. The real Samius is no longer among the living


I have no time for your silly stories. Not even children would be afraid of a baker and his dough.



FEAR MY BAKER KNIGHT
darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7975
#156 Posted: 22:14:19 04/08/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: darkwolf
Quote: Samius


A laughable attempt. Is this all you can do?

*Tosses a net over you, seizes you*


A net? You're slipping badly.

It usually works though...
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#157 Posted: 06:10:12 05/08/2015
*watches as the mad baker still keeps on raving about gingerbread*

Well, I don't know what I was expecting when I posted on this topic... But it certainly wasn't this.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#158 Posted: 09:08:31 05/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
*watches as the mad baker still keeps on raving about gingerbread*

Well, I don't know what I was expecting when I posted on this topic... But it certainly wasn't this.


I expected myself getting crazy, but not as crazy as Samius got. That was a surprise.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#159 Posted: 09:54:47 05/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Samius
*watches as the mad baker still keeps on raving about gingerbread*

Well, I don't know what I was expecting when I posted on this topic... But it certainly wasn't this.


I expected myself getting crazy, but not as crazy as Samius got. That was a surprise.


He's crazier than me.

And that takes some doing smilie

Well done sir, i salute you.
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^ You all know it's true
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#160 Posted: 11:45:40 05/08/2015
Pledge your allegance to lord camo or dir by my hands now!!!
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#161 Posted: 12:22:43 05/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: shroom boom
Pledge your allegance to lord camo or dir by my hands now!!!



Bounty Hunters are just a cheap tactic to make weak empires stronger. Quit embarrassing yourselves!
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#162 Posted: 12:27:00 05/08/2015
Quote: shroom boom
Pledge your allegance to lord camo or dir by my hands now!!!


I'll take a rain cheque smilie
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^ You all know it's true
darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7975
#163 Posted: 16:18:16 05/08/2015
Quote: shroom boom
Pledge your allegance to lord camo or dir by my hands now!!!

You honestly think you have even a remote chance of killing me? smilie
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#164 Posted: 16:19:54 05/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: mega spyro
Emporess StriderSwag, can I send a Smappy BoB minion to eat this little gingerbread Samius?



Also yes
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#165 Posted: 16:22:00 05/08/2015
Go BoB minion, eat the gingerbread!
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Dead
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#166 Posted: 19:01:01 05/08/2015
I see now that this whole posse consists of nothing but madmen. Why did I even bother?
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#167 Posted: 19:01:56 05/08/2015
Of course it's full of mad men. Smappy BoB is in it!
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#168 Posted: 20:17:30 05/08/2015
[User Posted Image]
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#169 Posted: 23:34:30 05/08/2015
Quote: Samius
I see now that this whole posse consists of nothing but madmen. Why did I even bother?


Thank you for agreeing with me! Want to be allies so we can rid this world of this scum?
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#170 Posted: 23:51:41 05/08/2015
I have returned to the kingdom.

My rare wares come at a high price, but for what I offer these items for, they are completely worth everything.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#171 Posted: 23:54:25 05/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
I have returned to the kingdom.

My rare wares come at a high price, but for what I offer these items for, they are completely worth everything.


Your wares will be most acceptable in my empire. What will be your price?
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#172 Posted: 00:11:09 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
Quote: MoonHorizons
I have returned to the kingdom.

My rare wares come at a high price, but for what I offer these items for, they are completely worth everything.


Your wares will be most acceptable in my empire. What will be your price?



The rarest of amethysts and garnets, special jewels from beyond the stars.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#173 Posted: 02:48:52 06/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Camo22
Quote: MoonHorizons
I have returned to the kingdom.

My rare wares come at a high price, but for what I offer these items for, they are completely worth everything.


Your wares will be most acceptable in my empire. What will be your price?



The rarest of amethysts and garnets, special jewels from beyond the stars.


I'll give you a 3 solar systems for your wears and your allegiance.
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=Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#174 Posted: 03:09:10 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Camo22


Your wares will be most acceptable in my empire. What will be your price?



The rarest of amethysts and garnets, special jewels from beyond the stars.


I'll give you a 3 solar systems for your wears and your allegiance.



I will not pledge allegiance to your empire, nor Empress Striders. But the Solar Systems I will accept.

75% of your units have been equipped with some of the most powerful weapons and armor known in the universe, use them wisely.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#175 Posted: 03:23:05 06/08/2015 | Topic Creator
bruh ill give you 60 whole galaxies if you give me more stuff than him
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#176 Posted: 03:31:52 06/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
bruh ill give you 60 whole galaxies if you give me more stuff than him


1. The deal is already done
2. You don't even own 60 Galaxies!

BTW MoonHorizons thanks for your rare goods! Your services have been most helpful.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:33:54 06/08/2015 by Camo22
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#177 Posted: 03:58:45 06/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Camo22
Quote: StriderSwag
bruh ill give you 60 whole galaxies if you give me more stuff than him


1. The deal is already done
2. You don't even own 60 Galaxies!

BTW MoonHorizons thanks for your rare goods! Your services have been most helpful.


You don't know that, I can get my hands on many things~
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#178 Posted: 04:12:02 06/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Camo22
Quote: StriderSwag
bruh ill give you 60 whole galaxies if you give me more stuff than him


1. The deal is already done
2. You don't even own 60 Galaxies!

BTW MoonHorizons thanks for your rare goods! Your services have been most helpful.


You don't know that, I can get my hands on many things~



I will give you a whole universe taken directly from the multiverse if you give me 2 billion zombie army men.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#179 Posted: 04:20:11 06/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: shroom boom
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Camo22


1. The deal is already done
2. You don't even own 60 Galaxies!

BTW MoonHorizons thanks for your rare goods! Your services have been most helpful.


You don't know that, I can get my hands on many things~



I will give you a whole universe taken directly from the multiverse if you give me 2 billion zombie army men.


Deal.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#180 Posted: 04:20:56 06/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
bruh ill give you 60 whole galaxies if you give me more stuff than him



Purchase accepted.

I have granted your entire army the access to the most powerful weapons and armor from this single dimensional circle, and you have been granted 10 X-1 Ono Lost Starships.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#181 Posted: 04:24:14 06/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: shroom boom
Quote: StriderSwag


You don't know that, I can get my hands on many things~



I will give you a whole universe taken directly from the multiverse if you give me 2 billion zombie army men.


Deal.



sweet, now to train them.
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Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#182 Posted: 04:34:27 06/08/2015
I'm confused? smilie

MoonHorizons: You gave me 75% of your wears. StriderSwag's army owns the other 25%. You stated Quote:
I have granted your entire army the access to the most powerful weapons and armor
That that mean that StriderSwag's army is much smaller than mine?

StriderSwag: Please explain how you obtained 60+ Galaxies.

shroom boom: You gave StriderSwag 2 billion Zombies. Dose that mean that the zombies are destroying the empire because of there hunger for brains?

Just trying to think logically. smilie
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#183 Posted: 04:36:16 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
I'm confused? smilie

MoonHorizons: You gave me 75% of your wears. StriderSwag's army owns the other 25%. You stated Quote:
I have granted your entire army the access to the most powerful weapons and armor
That that mean that StriderSwag's army is much smaller than mine?

StriderSwag: Please explain how you obtained 60+ Galaxies.

shroom boom: You gave StriderSwag 2 billion Zombies. Dose that mean that the zombies are destroying the empire because of there hunger for brains?

Just trying to think logically. smilie


no there stuck in a force field for now, im trying to make them behave.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#184 Posted: 04:40:21 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
I'm confused? smilie

MoonHorizons: You gave me 75% of your wears. StriderSwag's army owns the other 25%. You stated Quote:
I have granted your entire army the access to the most powerful weapons and armor
That that mean that StriderSwag's army is much smaller than mine?

StriderSwag: Please explain how you obtained 60+ Galaxies.

shroom boom: You gave StriderSwag 2 billion Zombies. Dose that mean that the zombies are destroying the empire because of there hunger for brains?

Just trying to think logically. smilie



I equipped 75% of your troops with weapons and armor. Not I gave you 75% of all my items. Thanks to space time loops, my stock is infinite and I can never run out.
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Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#185 Posted: 04:40:48 06/08/2015
Quote: shroom boom
no there stuck in a force field for now, im trying to make them behave.


2 questions,

1. How did you obtain 2 billion zombies? Did you change 2 000 000 000 people to zombies? That's evil!
2. How can you teach zombies to behave? All they'll do is swarm you and eat your brains. the 1st second they get.
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#186 Posted: 04:41:42 06/08/2015
With my 2 billion zombie army and 50,000 human army I now have 2 trillion army members and they're equipped with guns, swords, poison darts and bombs like a ninja. Anyway WERE COMING FOR YOUR HEAD STRIDER SWAG!!! PREPARE TO DIE!
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#187 Posted: 04:43:26 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
Quote: shroom boom
no there stuck in a force field for now, im trying to make them behave.


2 questions,

1. How did you obtain 2 billion zombies? Did you change 2 000 000 000 people to zombies? That's evil!
2. How can you teach zombies to behave? All they'll do is swarm you and eat your brains. the 1st second they get.


strider swag raised the zombies from the dead, and no they aren't completely brain dead and evil they have a small sense of humanity left. plus they will do anything for brains.
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103 skylanders in total SSA:31/32 SG:26/30 SSF:39/56
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#188 Posted: 04:46:11 06/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
I equipped 75% of your troops with weapons and armor. Not I gave you 75% of all my items. Thanks to space time loops, my stock is infinite and I can never run out.


Space time loop:
[User Posted Image]
Lets say that the white thing is your wears. When they enter the time loop they just return back the same they were from before. Not in exceeded numbers.
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=Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#189 Posted: 04:47:40 06/08/2015
Quote: Camo22
Quote: MoonHorizons
I equipped 75% of your troops with weapons and armor. Not I gave you 75% of all my items. Thanks to space time loops, my stock is infinite and I can never run out.


Space time loop:
[User Posted Image]
Lets say that the white thing is your wears. When they enter the time loop they just return back the same they were from before. Not in exceeded numbers.



[User Posted Image]
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#190 Posted: 04:52:21 06/08/2015
That my friend, was logic.
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#191 Posted: 04:52:42 06/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Camo22
Quote: MoonHorizons
I equipped 75% of your troops with weapons and armor. Not I gave you 75% of all my items. Thanks to space time loops, my stock is infinite and I can never run out.


Space time loop:
[User Posted Image]
Lets say that the white thing is your wears. When they enter the time loop they just return back the same they were from before. Not in exceeded numbers.



[User Posted Image]
- - -


Are you an intergalactic merchant?
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#192 Posted: 04:58:07 06/08/2015
Quote: shroom boom
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Camo22


Space time loop:
[User Posted Image]
Lets say that the white thing is your wears. When they enter the time loop they just return back the same they were from before. Not in exceeded numbers.



[User Posted Image]
- - -


Are you an intergalactic merchant?


Yes.

I often rotate between planets and things selling rare loot and items towards those who really want it.

Most of these items though, I randomly find in the Junkyard of a far, far planet. I am just a mere trash collector who sells the trash he finds in the end.
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slambam104 Gold Sparx Gems: 2464
#193 Posted: 05:00:28 06/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: shroom boom
Quote: MoonHorizons



[User Posted Image]
- - -


Are you an intergalactic merchant?


Yes.

I often rotate between planets and things selling rare loot and items towards those who really want it.

Most of these items though, I randomly find in the Junkyard of a far, far planet. I am just a mere trash collector who sells the trash he finds in the end.


Look into the universal junkyard, I believe there could be a bit I left behind.
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#194 Posted: 06:30:20 06/08/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Yes.

I often rotate between planets and things selling rare loot and items towards those who really want it.

Most of these items though, I randomly find in the Junkyard of a far, far planet. I am just a mere trash collector who sells the trash he finds in the end.

You could look in PwnageFTW ruined empire. I exploded it a short while ago and I have little use of it.
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#195 Posted: 07:19:01 06/08/2015
A merchant sounds like an interesting job
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weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#196 Posted: 01:03:29 10/08/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
my life belongs to empress striderswag and the beautiful empire that will be provided for us


Very beautifully expressed...

What shall my mission be, empress?
Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#197 Posted: 02:06:36 10/08/2015
Quote: weebbby
Quote: Badwolfmichael
my life belongs to empress striderswag and the beautiful empire that will be provided for us


Very beautifully expressed...

What shall my mission be, empress?


How about considering joining my empire?

You can find it here, //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=121105
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480
#198 Posted: 10:59:44 10/08/2015
Or how about joining no army at all? One army wants to kill my pets, the other only aims for...stuff...

F this I'm going to raise my own army brb
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#199 Posted: 11:52:52 10/08/2015
Quote: BlackWing116
Or how about joining no army at all? One army wants to kill my pets, the other only aims for...stuff...

F this I'm going to raise my own army brb


Just try fool.
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BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480
#200 Posted: 11:53:59 10/08/2015
Quote: shroom boom
Quote: BlackWing116
Or how about joining no army at all? One army wants to kill my pets, the other only aims for...stuff...

F this I'm going to raise my own army brb


Just try fool.



I already did. *smugleaf face*
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