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Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

Quote: StriderSwag

That's not how this works. Unless you know exactly what you're looking for, they're untracable. You'll never find them.

The prisoners themselves are an illusion. We're all safe and sound in my empire, far from your delusions of grandure.

And violence, power, sex, and money works well in Game of Thrones and Las Vegas, why not me?

You think there untrackable? your wrong because why else would they be on the table right next to me.

The people at your village are the illusions. Very good illusions

Besause your a fake.

They look like everyday objects, you've just collected a pile of random crap that vaguely looks like them.

No, I'm quite sure they're real. Your illusions are no match for my tactician's.

I'M the fake here? Ha! If anyone it's you. It's cute how you think you can stop me.

*teleports to strider swag and stabs her through the heart and cuts her head off* there i have finally rid this world of evil!!!

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

Quote: StriderSwag

That's not how this works. Unless you know exactly what you're looking for, they're untracable. You'll never find them.

The prisoners themselves are an illusion. We're all safe and sound in my empire, far from your delusions of grandure.

And violence, power, sex, and money works well in Game of Thrones and Las Vegas, why not me?

You think there untrackable? your wrong because why else would they be on the table right next to me.

The people at your village are the illusions. Very good illusions

Besause your a fake.

They look like everyday objects, you've just collected a pile of random crap that vaguely looks like them.

No, I'm quite sure they're real. Your illusions are no match for my tactician's.

I'M the fake here? Ha! If anyone it's you. It's cute how you think you can stop me.

What? You dare say that all these common items that reek of your stench from the sewer you live in are not pieces of your black soul?

That's the beauty of it! They look real but there not. Jokes on you!

It's cute that YOU out of all people think you can stop ME? You need support and help to make your kingdom thrive. I don't. You a fake leader.

EDIT: Thank you shroom boom for your services. And good luck StriderSwag living without a head!

Quote: Camo22

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

You think there untrackable? your wrong because why else would they be on the table right next to me.

The people at your village are the illusions. Very good illusions

Besause your a fake.

They look like everyday objects, you've just collected a pile of random crap that vaguely looks like them.

No, I'm quite sure they're real. Your illusions are no match for my tactician's.

I'M the fake here? Ha! If anyone it's you. It's cute how you think you can stop me.

What? You dare say that all these common items that reek of your stench from the sewer you live in are not pieces of your black soul?

That's the beauty of it! They look real but there not. Jokes on you!

It's cute that YOU out of all people think you can stop ME? You need support and help to make your kingdom thrive. I don't. You a fake leader.

EDIT: Thank you shroom boom for your services. And good luck StriderSwag living without a head!

The only one living in a sewer is you, rat. Go back where to came from.

Yes, I do think I can defeat you, because you're a false leader.

AND THATS NOT HOW HORCRUXES ****ING WORK JFC

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

Quote: StriderSwag

They look like everyday objects, you've just collected a pile of random crap that vaguely looks like them.

No, I'm quite sure they're real. Your illusions are no match for my tactician's.

I'M the fake here? Ha! If anyone it's you. It's cute how you think you can stop me.

What? You dare say that all these common items that reek of your stench from the sewer you live in are not pieces of your black soul?

That's the beauty of it! They look real but there not. Jokes on you!

It's cute that YOU out of all people think you can stop ME? You need support and help to make your kingdom thrive. I don't. You a fake leader.

EDIT: Thank you shroom boom for your services. And good luck StriderSwag living without a head!

The only one living in a sewer is you, rat. Go back where to came from.

Yes, I do think I can defeat you, because you're a false leader.

AND THATS NOT HOW HORCRUXES ****ING WORK JFC

Eww get off my page before you contaminate it. *rubs off the sewer stain*

And it is written that only someone who wields the darkest of magic can create Horcruxes. It's also agents nature. (hence Voldemort being the only one in recorded history) Dose this mean I can call all your followers Death Eaters!

BTW it is true that because your soul is shattered into several pieces you will live forever until they get destroyed but it is also true that if your Psychical Body got harmed (beheading or losing a limb or 2) you would live your immortal life in pain and agony. All can be found in the 'Secrets of the Darkest Art' book.

Quote: Camo22

You guys don't get it do you.

StriderSwag: I have magical properties and a techno savy brain, I invented a machine that scans blood (got from your stab wound BTW) and hunts the remaining bits of soul because it knows via the blood if it's pure blood and yours isen't (looked like tar). Sooooo now I've got all 6.

PwnageFTW: You were Dungeon Guard correct? So you would be proberble the only one that could releace the prisoners. I had to keep an eye on you. As mentioned before I have a techno savy brain so I hid cameras in the cells just for the extra safty. What you don't remember is that I saw you trying to releace the prisoners so I grabbed you and threw you into a cell. Then I wiped your memory. What you saw was an illusion.

Muffin Man: You claim that because I have a green lizard as my pet you underestimate my power. You are very, O so very wrong. What about StriderSwag? Is this silly pic really what an emperess looks like? Looks like a preschooler.

slambam104: I understand that StriderSwag started the first empire but she is a fake after I trusted her and she betray me. She has only cared about power, violence and s**. How dose that run a kingdom? she has become currupt because of the wealth and power. Someone had to stand up to her and that person is me.

Hehe. I find it quite amusing, listening to you all talking in your cells. Just saying.

Fool, Rufus is immortal. He can break through anything.

Everything except an never ending dungeon.

Quote: Camo22

Everything except an never ending dungeon.

He can literally just teleport out.

And HOW might I ask?

Quote: Camo22

And HOW might I ask?

Rufus is a warlock.

That doesn't answer my question.

Quote: Camo22

EDIT: Thank you shroom boom for your services. And good luck StriderSwag living without a head!

Strider swag is immortal. I think she's part time lord, so She can just regenerate.


Quote: Camo22

You guys don't get it do you.

StriderSwag: I have magical properties and a techno savy brain, I invented a machine that scans blood (got from your stab wound BTW) and hunts the remaining bits of soul because it knows via the blood if it's pure blood and yours isen't (looked like tar). Sooooo now I've got all 6.

PwnageFTW: You were Dungeon Guard correct? So you would be proberble the only one that could releace the prisoners. I had to keep an eye on you. As mentioned before I have a techno savy brain so I hid cameras in the cells just for the extra safty. What you don't remember is that I saw you trying to releace the prisoners so I grabbed you and threw you into a cell. Then I wiped your memory. What you saw was an illusion.

Muffin Man: You claim that because I have a green lizard as my pet you underestimate my power. You are very, O so very wrong. What about StriderSwag? Is this silly pic really what an emperess looks like? Looks like a preschooler.

slambam104: I understand that StriderSwag started the first empire but she is a fake after I trusted her and she betray me. She has only cared about power, violence and s**. How dose that run a kingdom? she has become currupt because of the wealth and power. Someone had to stand up to her and that person is me.

Hehe. I find it quite amusing, listening to you all talking in your cells. Just saying.

This is just stupid. It's like when my little brother was 6. "Oh, well, it doesn't happen, and I can't be defeated because (insert some thing that didn't/wouldn't happen) So HA!"

FINALLY! im back from my journey and i have gathered 50,000 men from around the world that are ready to kill you.

Quote: shroom boom

FINALLY! im back from my journey and i have gathered 50,000 men from around the world that are ready to kill you.

Good luck with that~

Quote: shroom boom

FINALLY! im back from my journey and i have gathered 50,000 men from around the world that are ready to kill you.

Only 50?

Nice knowing you

Quote: Greeble

Quote: shroom boom

FINALLY! im back from my journey and i have gathered 50,000 men from around the world that are ready to kill you.

Only 50?

Nice knowing you

Exactly.

Quote: shroom boom

FINALLY! im back from my journey and i have gathered 50,000 men from around the world that are ready to kill you.

shroom boom, your missing some 0s. there are 50,000,000,000. (I cloned them )

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Camo22

EDIT: Thank you shroom boom for your services. And good luck StriderSwag living without a head!

Strider swag is immortal. I think she's part time lord, so She can just regenerate.


Quote: Camo22

You guys don't get it do you.

StriderSwag: I have magical properties and a techno savy brain, I invented a machine that scans blood (got from your stab wound BTW) and hunts the remaining bits of soul because it knows via the blood if it's pure blood and yours isen't (looked like tar). Sooooo now I've got all 6.

PwnageFTW: You were Dungeon Guard correct? So you would be proberble the only one that could releace the prisoners. I had to keep an eye on you. As mentioned before I have a techno savy brain so I hid cameras in the cells just for the extra safty. What you don't remember is that I saw you trying to releace the prisoners so I grabbed you and threw you into a cell. Then I wiped your memory. What you saw was an illusion.

Muffin Man: You claim that because I have a green lizard as my pet you underestimate my power. You are very, O so very wrong. What about StriderSwag? Is this silly pic really what an emperess looks like? Looks like a preschooler.

slambam104: I understand that StriderSwag started the first empire but she is a fake after I trusted her and she betray me. She has only cared about power, violence and s**. How dose that run a kingdom? she has become currupt because of the wealth and power. Someone had to stand up to her and that person is me.

Hehe. I find it quite amusing, listening to you all talking in your cells. Just saying.

This is just stupid. It's like when my little brother was 6. "Oh, well, it doesn't happen, and I can't be defeated because (insert some thing that didn't/wouldn't happen) So HA!"

Your the one saying 'Strider swag is immortal. I think she's part time lord, so She can just regenerate.' If anything YOUR the ones making up the excuses! I'm thinking logically and you guys are trying to find loopholes.

*Unleashes army of muffin monsters, ravaging Camo's so-called empire*

muffin man: Your cupcakes didn't last.

Quote: Camo22

muffin man: Your cupcakes didn't last.

cause I ate them.

1. They weren't cupcakes. They were muffins. First mistake.

2. They are designed to devour their victims from within and grow stronger as a result, and now you have hastened their progress. Second mistake.


Make sure you get your will in order and make peace with whatever god you believe in.

Quote: Muffin Man

1. They weren't cupcakes. They were muffins. First mistake.

2. They are designed to devour their victims from within and grow stronger as a result, and now you have hastened their progress. Second mistake.


Make sure you get your will in order and make peace with whatever god you believe in.

1. Definition of a Cupcake:
Quote:

It's not too sweet, perhaps made with whole wheat flour, and is more likely to be loaded with fruit than candy (ex: Blueberries).

Definition of a muffin:
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A muffin can also be savory instead of sweet. The texture is usually dryer and slightly denser than their cupcake cousins.

To put simply:
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Muffins are little loafs of bread and cupcakes are mini cakes.

Those picks were cupcakes, not muffins.

2. I never said anything about eating any, I said they wouldn't last. I blew them up quite easily. shroom boom ate the cupcakes I made today.

Quote: Camo22

Those picks were cupcakes, not muffins.

I know the difference between cupcakes and muffins. I'm the one who baked them. You think just because they have icing on them that they are cupcakes? Well you're wrong. That's part of the disguise to lower your guard. So don't you lecture me about cupcakes and muffins, buddy!

Quote: Camo22

I never said anything about eating any, I said they wouldn't last. I blew them up quite easily. shroom boom ate the cupcakes I made today.

Shroom boom very clearly ate my monster muffins and is now acting as their incubation chamber as they gestate. Sorry, your efforts at stopping them were in vain.


*Suddenly the the muffin monsters explode from shroom boom's body leaving a gaping hole in his stomach. The muffin monsters then latch onto Camo with their fangs, draining him until he is nothing more than a helpless puddle of goo.*


Well Camo, it looks like that does it for you. You aren't very threatening now that you're just a puddle of goo. I'll go fetch my mop.

You can't stop me * heals myself*

Quote: Muffin Man

Quote: Camo22

Those picks were cupcakes, not muffins.

I know the difference between cupcakes and muffins. I'm the one who baked them. You think just because they have icing on them that they are cupcakes? Well you're wrong. That's part of the disguise to lower your guard. So don't you lecture me about cupcakes and muffins, buddy!

Quote: Camo22

I never said anything about eating any, I said they wouldn't last. I blew them up quite easily. shroom boom ate the cupcakes I made today.

Shroom boom very clearly ate my monster muffins and is now acting as their incubation chamber as they gestate. Sorry, your efforts at stopping them were in vain.


*Suddenly the the muffin monsters explode from shroom boom's body leaving a gaping hole in his stomach. The muffin monsters then latch onto Camo with their fangs, draining him until he is nothing more than a helpless puddle of goo.*


Well Camo, it looks like that does it for you. You aren't very threatening now that you're just a puddle of goo. I'll go fetch my mop.

Again I'm sorry to disappoint.

1. The cupcakes you gave us weren't didn't act like that. they were like these...
Quote: Muffin Man

*Unleashes army of muffin monsters, ravaging Camo's so-called empire*

NOT! Rampaging monsters.

2. You said that they grow power from inside someone's stomach.
Quote: Muffin Man

1. They weren't cupcakes. They were muffins. First mistake.

2. They are designed to devour their victims from within and grow stronger as a result, and now you have hastened their progress. Second mistake.


Make sure you get your will in order and make peace with whatever god you believe in.

I don't seem to think that they could devour me because you stated"Suddenly the the muffin monsters explode from shroom boom's body leaving a gaping hole in his stomach."
If they were to explode out of someone's stomach, THEY WOULD STILL BE THE SIZE OF A CUPCAKE!

3. I don't see how the cupcakes can actually 'eat' me because cupcakes are soft and eatable.

4. I BLEW THOSE CUPCAKES UP! I would not even touch something from the sewer you live in.

5. If I did eat one wouldn't I have to chew? That would kill it instantly.

6. Stomach acid can melt iron so monster cupcakes wouldn't stand a chance.

7. You bake muffins wrong because they are cupcakes.

Quote: Camo22

5. If I did eat one wouldn't I have to chew? That would kill it instantly.

6. Stomach acid can melt iron so monster cupcakes wouldn't stand a chance.

7. You bake muffins wrong because they are cupcakes.

SIR! i have information regarding pawangeFTW. he is planning to kill you lord camo22. AHHHHHHRRR!!!!!!!! *muffin monster babies explode out of my stomach* it looks like i was too late after all. *dies* *but suddenly gets teleported away*

Quote: shroom boom

Quote: Camo22

5. If I did eat one wouldn't I have to chew? That would kill it instantly.

6. Stomach acid can melt iron so monster cupcakes wouldn't stand a chance.

7. You bake muffins wrong because they are cupcakes.

SIR! i have information regarding pawangeFTW. he is planning to kill you lord camo22. AHHHHHHRRR!!!!!!!! *muffin monster babies explode out of my stomach* it looks like i was too late after all. *dies* *but suddenly gets teleported away*

SHROOM BOOM WAKE UP!!!

*shroom boom wakes up*

You had a nightmare. Eating sugar before bed will give you nightmares.

Quote: Camo22

Again I'm sorry to disappoint.

1. The cupcakes you gave us weren't didn't act like that. they were like these...

NOT! Rampaging monsters.

You always will disappoint...but that is neither here nor there.

I clearly stated that the icing is a disguise. Their true form only appears after they have incubated inside a stomach.


Quote: Camo22

2. You said that they grow power from inside someone's stomach.

I don't seem to think that they could devour me because you stated"Suddenly the the muffin monsters explode from shroom boom's body leaving a gaping hole in his stomach."
If they were to explode out of someone's stomach, THEY WOULD STILL BE THE SIZE OF A CUPCAKE!

When did I say anything about size? They devoured you by latching onto you with their fangs and draining your life force.

Quote: Camo22

3. I don't see how the cupcakes can actually 'eat' me because cupcakes are soft and eatable.

4. I BLEW THOSE CUPCAKES UP! I would not even touch something from the sewer you live in.

I already explained these things. You are sadly in denial.

Quote: Camo22

5. If I did eat one wouldn't I have to chew? That would kill it instantly.

My muffin monsters are in fact a composite of independently functioning microorganisms. Chewing on them splits them apart so they can grow independently, increasing the number of muffin monsters.

Quote: Camo22

6. Stomach acid can melt iron so monster cupcakes wouldn't stand a chance.

They were designed to feed off of stomach acid and grow stronger from it. Do you think I am unaware of what is inside a stomach?

Quote: Camo22

7. You bake muffins wrong because they are cupcakes.

A lofty claim to make for a helpless puddle of goo. *Wipes Camo up with mop and squeegies him into a bucket*


*Turns to Empress StriderSwag and salutes*

My Empress, this false empire has now been conquered in your name. I offer this bucket of Camo goo as a trophy. Careful though, it can still talk, so just ignore what it says.

Muffin man, you really are dumb aren't you.

Ok, let me spell it out to you, I'm telling you what happened that day.

I was baking cupcakes when shroom boom came in with a batch of (fine just for arguments sake) muffins. I asked where he got it from and he said that they were found at the front of the empire. I assumed immediately that they were poisoned or it was some kind of trick so I took the muffins from shroom boom an I blew them up, here's a pic...

WARNING: Suggestive-ish; not actual gore


Then I said they wouldn't last. You claim that they grow/gain power from stomach acid. Because no one ate any, they got thrown out, and they never grew or moved. shroom boom was sad about wasting muffins so I gave him the batch I made earlier. He said he ate them because he was too busy eating mine that he forgot about your muffins and when he said he ate them, he meant mine. (he becomes forgetful when he eats sugar)

After eating my muffins, shroom boom went to bed. Because he ate sugar before bed he had a nightmare. Then he had to throw up because of the excessive amount of sugar. He tried to reach the toilet in time but ended up throwing up in the kitchen. That's the place he ate my muffins. After feeling satisfied he went back to bed and rested. What you got in the bucket was not me at all, it was the vomit.

And there you have it. I think the stench from StriderSwags trophy room will cost you!

Tsk tsk. A lot of sad denial. Must be hard coping with your new life as a helpless bucket of goo.

*Places a cover over the bucket*


That'll at least muffle the sound of his voice a little.

This thread is still going?

Ok guys I get it, you sick of me always finding a way to get out of trouble. I know you are saying that because that's is the last you want to here from me. I get out of trouble logically. I'm here on my throne not in a bucket.

Muffin man your trick didn't work. Can you just get over it. I've explained it as it happened and you can't change that. I will admit though it was a good idea but I saw though it. Now just stop about the muffins.

I'm keeping silent for now about everything and StriderSwag but if I'm the victim of an assassination attempt, or I here of a assault on the empire, even hearing that StriderSwag or any other empire in the realm gathering an army, I'm speaking up.

Till we meet again.

*Dumps Camo goo into an insulated thermos and locks the lid on tight*


Alright that should keep the noise level down a bit better. Should also help contain the smell.

screw this im going to make my own empire

with blackjack and hookers

Wow...

Quote: Muffin Man

*Dumps Camo goo into an insulated thermos and locks the lid on tight*


Alright that should keep the noise level down a bit better. Should also help contain the smell.

Hehe, my plan is working.

They just don't make thermoses like they used to.


*Closes the door to the trophy room so Camo's voice is no longer heard coming from the thermos*

Only open of your...
1. Part of the Empire wars.
2. Not squeamish.
3. Prepared for a lot of reading.

The insane delusions of captive prisoners sure are amusing.

I hope I'm not too late for this party? I got a whole army of underground evil.
And I'm thier queen (yay). C'mon now Camo22. Accept my offer or you're in war with me

Join us with your underground army of evil! Do not ally yourself with a puddle of goo.

Oh truly, Muffin man, you flatter me with such talk... Do you see this? Goo is notthing to me but fuel I can burn.

I see you are not one to be trifled with. I think I will stay out of your line of fire...

*Sits down* Smart choise... Smart choise surface being....

Quote: BlackWing116

I hope I'm not too late for this party? I got a whole army of underground evil.
And I'm thier queen (yay). C'mon now Camo22. Accept my offer or you're in war with me

Your army would be of great use to us in the true empire...

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: BlackWing116

I hope I'm not too late for this party? I got a whole army of underground evil.
And I'm thier queen (yay). C'mon now Camo22. Accept my offer or you're in war with me

Your army would be of great use to us in the true empire...

I retired from there. My army grew bored of little to no activity and started outraging at me and pleading I would switch over to a more noble person. My excursion cast found this little empire.

Though, if this doesn't suit us either, we'll start a rebellion against the DarkSpyro Lands.

Quote: BlackWing116

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: BlackWing116

I hope I'm not too late for this party? I got a whole army of underground evil.
And I'm thier queen (yay). C'mon now Camo22. Accept my offer or you're in war with me

Your army would be of great use to us in the true empire...

I retired from there. My army grew bored of little to no activity and started outraging at me and pleading I would switch over to a more noble person. My excursion cast found this little empire.

Though, if this doesn't suit us either, we'll start a rebellion against the DarkSpyro Lands.

Reveal Spoiler

"We wished to be pleased or you'll end on our dinnerplates..."

I see.

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: BlackWing116

Quote: darkwolf

Your army would be of great use to us in the true empire...

I retired from there. My army grew bored of little to no activity and started outraging at me and pleading I would switch over to a more noble person. My excursion cast found this little empire.

Though, if this doesn't suit us either, we'll start a rebellion against the DarkSpyro Lands.

Reveal Spoiler

"We wished to be pleased or you'll end on our dinnerplates..."

I see.

Reveal Spoiler

Heheh...

You see. It's hard finding a worth place to fight on. Not all surface beings appear to fit our wants and needs. It's quite frustating. Surface beings appear quickly scared of us. If one would just be so strong-hearted to show me and my army that they're worth fighting for...