darkSpyro

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

o sess bby
im ready
as long say you give me more territory afterwords

u can have whatever is around the mountain, but the mountain is still mine

What about I get all the area around the mountain, but the mountain itself is your territory?

my life belongs to empress striderswag and the beautiful empire that will be provided for us

Quote: Badwolfmichael

my life belongs to empress striderswag and the beautiful empire that will be provided for us

Thank you, child. Have a cookie and some gold.

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag

What about I get all the area around the mountain, but the mountain itself is your territory?

That's what I said, though???

Oh okay.
Then sure.

JOIN THE REAL EMPIRE!!!!!

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#5695464

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Camo22

JOIN THE REAL EMPIRE!!!!!

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#5695464

That's not an empire, it's a miserable pile of ****.

What's ****?

Is it...
Epic?
Best?
Cool?

- - -

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Camo22

JOIN THE REAL EMPIRE!!!!!

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#5695464

That's not an empire, it's a miserable pile of ****.

Soon it'll be a STEAMING pile of ****

I am a travelling merchant, with rare finds beyond this galaxy and world.

I sell incredibly powerful weapons, strange armor in large quantities and otherwordly general goods.

However though, these things come at a price. Offer me the rarest jewels of this world or other worlds in order to attain my precious items.

Also, please do not unveil my face by taking my hood off. The light hurts my face and I do not wish to feel pain.

Quote: MoonHorizons

I am a travelling merchant, with rare finds beyond this galaxy and world.

I sell incredibly powerful weapons, strange armor in large quantities and otherwordly general goods.

However though, these things come at a price. Offer me the rarest jewels of this world or other worlds in order to attain my precious items.

Also, please do not unveil my face by taking my hood off. The light hurts my face and I do not wish to feel pain.

Take all these Dragon Balls and these Egyptian God Cards. I don't need them. I have my Infinity Gauntlet and my Fire Emblem, and that's all I need.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

I am a travelling merchant, with rare finds beyond this galaxy and world.

I sell incredibly powerful weapons, strange armor in large quantities and otherwordly general goods.

However though, these things come at a price. Offer me the rarest jewels of this world or other worlds in order to attain my precious items.

Also, please do not unveil my face by taking my hood off. The light hurts my face and I do not wish to feel pain.

Take all these Dragon Balls and these Egyptian God Cards. I don't need them. I have my Infinity Gauntlet and my Fire Emblem, and that's all I need.

I will take your dragon balls and Egyptian god cards. I have supplied one unit of your troops with incredible weapons and armor. I will also offer you an elixir of life, which you can drink in the midst of a battle and have all your wounds and sicknesses instantly healed. Use it wisely.

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

I am a travelling merchant, with rare finds beyond this galaxy and world.

I sell incredibly powerful weapons, strange armor in large quantities and otherwordly general goods.

However though, these things come at a price. Offer me the rarest jewels of this world or other worlds in order to attain my precious items.

Also, please do not unveil my face by taking my hood off. The light hurts my face and I do not wish to feel pain.

Take all these Dragon Balls and these Egyptian God Cards. I don't need them. I have my Infinity Gauntlet and my Fire Emblem, and that's all I need.

I will take your dragon balls and Egyptian god cards. I have supplied one unit of your troops with incredible weapons and armor. I will also offer you an elixir of life, which you can drink in the midst of a battle and have all your wounds and sicknesses instantly healed. Use it wisely.

My 501st Legion is ready. Thank you traveller.
If I give you more, what wares would you be willing to part with?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Take all these Dragon Balls and these Egyptian God Cards. I don't need them. I have my Infinity Gauntlet and my Fire Emblem, and that's all I need.

I will take your dragon balls and Egyptian god cards. I have supplied one unit of your troops with incredible weapons and armor. I will also offer you an elixir of life, which you can drink in the midst of a battle and have all your wounds and sicknesses instantly healed. Use it wisely.

My 501st Legion is ready. Thank you traveller.
If I give you more, what wares would you be willing to part with?

I'll hand you a long lost infinity stone, or an old, lost space castle that was abandoned by a mad, ancient king long, long ago.

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

I will take your dragon balls and Egyptian god cards. I have supplied one unit of your troops with incredible weapons and armor. I will also offer you an elixir of life, which you can drink in the midst of a battle and have all your wounds and sicknesses instantly healed. Use it wisely.

My 501st Legion is ready. Thank you traveller.
If I give you more, what wares would you be willing to part with?

I'll hand you a long lost infinity stone, or an old, lost space castle that was abandoned by a mad, ancient king long, long ago.

I think the castle would be a good trade for one of the Deathly Hallows. Would you prefer the Resurrection Stone, the Invisibility Cloak, or the Elder Wand?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

My 501st Legion is ready. Thank you traveller.
If I give you more, what wares would you be willing to part with?

I'll hand you a long lost infinity stone, or an old, lost space castle that was abandoned by a mad, ancient king long, long ago.

I think the castle would be a good trade for one of the Deathly Hallows. Would you prefer the Resurrection Stone, the Invisibility Cloak, or the Elder Wand?

I'll take the Resurrection Stone. Thank you for your services, Empress.

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

I'll hand you a long lost infinity stone, or an old, lost space castle that was abandoned by a mad, ancient king long, long ago.

I think the castle would be a good trade for one of the Deathly Hallows. Would you prefer the Resurrection Stone, the Invisibility Cloak, or the Elder Wand?

I'll take the Resurrection Stone. Thank you for your services, Empress.

Any time, traveller.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: thumper

Well you'd be surprised what I can do with a whip.

I'm quite skilled with a whip. Surprise me~

NO SEX ON THE BATTLEFIELD
ONLY IM ALLOWED TO START THAT

THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD IN TRAINING D:

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

I'm quite skilled with a whip. Surprise me~

NO SEX ON THE BATTLEFIELD
ONLY IM ALLOWED TO START THAT

THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD IN TRAINING D:

IM THE ORGY LEADER HERE

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Welcome back StriderSwag, though it me a bit to come up with something, my only question is...

If you have a royal tactician, or a Grandmaster?

I still wanna be kingdom blacksmith

Quote: Muffin Man

I apologize, my Empress. I-



I...I should not have-



What I mean to say is tha-



GODDANG IT MY HIPS WON'T STOP THRUSTING!




I blame this on Thumper. She led me astray!

How dare you blame me for this, all I did was use my whip. Go play with your spoon, I need to seize Samius, again.

Quote: Snow

Welcome back StriderSwag, though it me a bit to come up with something, my only question is...

If you have a royal tactician, or a Grandmaster?

The answer is you're hired.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

I still wanna be kingdom blacksmith

Go for it

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Snow

Welcome back StriderSwag, though it me a bit to come up with something, my only question is...

If you have a royal tactician, or a Grandmaster?

The answer is you're hired.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

I still wanna be kingdom blacksmith

Go for it

Woooo

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Snow

Welcome back StriderSwag, though it me a bit to come up with something, my only question is...

If you have a royal tactician, or a Grandmaster?

The answer is you're hired.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

I still wanna be kingdom blacksmith

Go for it

Woooo

If you don't mind, I'd like to be the resident dragon, under the codename 'Magiah'.

You left?

Why not leave this reeking village and join mine?

Here is the path that will show you there...

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=121105

Quote: thumper

How dare you blame me for this, all I did was use my whip. Go play with your spoon, I need to seize Samius, again.

You're right...I shouldn't have blamed you...I need to be punished...

Why don't you become one of my commanders and part time baker Muffin Man? Everything comes with the package.

Sorry, but I've already sworn allegiance to my Empress. A mere tree lizard pokemon is nothing in comparison.

Again, this is my pet lizard! I can't fit all my awesomeness in one 100px by 100px block. Besides, your allegiance will be cut once you join. You'll be free from the shackles from hell!

Becides, How can you judge my Pic with out judging StriderSwag. Her pic looks like a 3 year old. My Treeko could defeat her with one attack.

Looks more like an anime teenager than a 3-year-old to me. And if you knew anything about anime you'd know that teenagers have all the cool superpowers. Don't ask me why, they just do.

Yea and how is that different from Treecko flogging her? Any superpower a teenager has is shape-shifting.

Treecko dies if you light a match. Not impressed.

Teenagers die via many things, murder, rape, too much TV, jumping out a window on a 2 story building. I mean I could go on and on.

BTW Pokemon don't die, they faint.

Then why are there pokemon graves?

It is implied that Pokemon die at some stage of there life (hence the graves) but all are from age. All Pokemon that faint in a battle just... faint. That all.
Although if a teenager jumped out a window from a 2 story building they would not 'faint'

Team Rocket was very much able to kill a Marowak in the original game, meaning they don't just die of natural causes.

Obviously pokemon only faint in battle because they hold back for the sake of sport. They aren't trying to kill eachother. Just like, say, boxers in real life.

And if an anime teenager jumped out of a window she would most likely use her badass superpowers to survive. Assuming she's a main character.

Look you can't judge Pokemon with anime. Pokemon is anime.

Pokemon need to do what they can to survive. They trust there trainers and the trainer trusts them. Is my favorite bit about Pokemon.
You can't compare the two because one would just down on the other. Teenagers with super powers don't exist nor dose Pokemon, and, hell it's a bit unfair if Pokemon have a set move base and teenagers have and super power they want just because it's anime. Hell I could say that treecko farts rainbows yet that never happens.

So tell me this, without any anime included, nothing to do with profile picks or names,

This goes to anyone reading these comments as well.

Would you join my empire.

I was here before and I have to admit, it was quite happy, but bad leadership made me leave. It made me want to become a better leader. Someone who actually cares about others and not give them comments then leaves them on the street. I'm always ready to talk to and I'm mostly friendly. I'm not about gold or territory but someone who wants to be a good leader.

I await you decision

Quote: Camo22

Why don't you become one of my commanders and part time baker Muffin Man? Everything comes with the package.

e.e
don't you ducking touch my baker knight

Quote: Muffin Man

Looks more like an anime teenager than a 3-year-old to me. And if you knew anything about anime you'd know that teenagers have all the cool superpowers. Don't ask me why, they just do.

SHES 18 YOU ASSHATS
And also she's best in the world at video games and is very sleepy just like a CERTAIN SOMEONE
(That certain someone is me btw)

Quote: Samius

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Samius

Come on, you have to do better than that!

WHY ISNT THIS MAN APPREHENDED YET
DID I NOT TRAIN ANY OF YOU BETTER THAN THIS??

A laughable attempt. Is this all you can do?

Ugh, until this other miserable buffoon is apprehended, yes it is. But your time WILL come, just watch.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

Why don't you become one of my commanders and part time baker Muffin Man? Everything comes with the package.

e.e
don't you ducking touch my baker knight

Quote: Muffin Man

Looks more like an anime teenager than a 3-year-old to me. And if you knew anything about anime you'd know that teenagers have all the cool superpowers. Don't ask me why, they just do.

SHES 18 YOU ASSHATS
And also she's best in the world at video games and is very sleepy just like a CERTAIN SOMEONE
(That certain someone is me btw)

Quote: Samius

Quote: StriderSwag

WHY ISNT THIS MAN APPREHENDED YET
DID I NOT TRAIN ANY OF YOU BETTER THAN THIS??

A laughable attempt. Is this all you can do?

Ugh, until this other miserable buffoon is apprehended, yes it is. But your time WILL come, just watch.

Ha, so she doesn't have a special power! Treecko would defeat her with a easy Energy Ball. But wait there is more, now it's Sceptile. It was too awesome so it evolved twice in one go!

Quote: Camo22

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Camo22

Why don't you become one of my commanders and part time baker Muffin Man? Everything comes with the package.

e.e
don't you ducking touch my baker knight

Quote: Muffin Man

Looks more like an anime teenager than a 3-year-old to me. And if you knew anything about anime you'd know that teenagers have all the cool superpowers. Don't ask me why, they just do.

SHES 18 YOU ASSHATS
And also she's best in the world at video games and is very sleepy just like a CERTAIN SOMEONE
(That certain someone is me btw)

Quote: Samius

A laughable attempt. Is this all you can do?

Ugh, until this other miserable buffoon is apprehended, yes it is. But your time WILL come, just watch.

Ha, so she doesn't have a special power! Treecko would defeat her with a easy Energy Ball. But wait there is more, now it's Sceptile. It was too awesome so it evolved twice in one go!

Treecko is a dumbass pokemon....

Quote: Samius

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Samius

Come on, you have to do better than that!

WHY ISNT THIS MAN APPREHENDED YET
DID I NOT TRAIN ANY OF YOU BETTER THAN THIS??

A laughable attempt. Is this all you can do?

*Tosses a net over you, seizes you*

*Places a yeast-based compound on Samius, which slowly grows and expands until it has completely engulfed and absorbed his entire body in sticky bread dough*


*The dough completely consumes Samius, then shapeshifts into an 8-inch gingerbread man that thinks it's Samius*


There. Samius is gone. Now we just have to contend with this little gingerbread man who thinks he's Samius. But he can be ignored since he's quite harmless.