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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#1 Posted: 21:12:28 02/08/2015 | Topic Creator
I'm a ****ing comedy genius!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:12:52 02/08/2015 by somePerson
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#2 Posted: 21:13:14 02/08/2015
Sex sells because it's great
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#3 Posted: 21:13:17 02/08/2015
69 amirite?
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#4 Posted: 21:13:57 02/08/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
69 amirite?



you're wrong.
21
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#5 Posted: 21:14:08 02/08/2015
yeah i mean just look at all those cells, damn that xx and xy cell
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 21:14:46 02/08/2015
Quote: Underian
yeah i mean just look at all those cells, damn that xx and xy cell



those aren't cells, they're chromosomes
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#7 Posted: 21:17:28 02/08/2015
Im waiting for cynderfan to post "No stop this"
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#8 Posted: 21:18:19 02/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Underian
yeah i mean just look at all those cells, damn that xx and xy cell



those aren't cells, they're chromosomes



my flaws have shown
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#9 Posted: 21:19:00 02/08/2015
Quote: Underian
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Underian
yeah i mean just look at all those cells, damn that xx and xy cell



those aren't cells, they're chromosomes



my flaws have shown


How dare you
RaymanTwilight Blue Sparx Gems: 947
#10 Posted: 22:05:02 02/08/2015
this site is literally for sex topics now

might as well change the name to

darksex

OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG IM SO SORRY
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#11 Posted: 22:08:15 02/08/2015
Quote: RaymanTwilight
this site is literally for sex topics now

might as well change the name to

darksex

OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG IM SO SORRY



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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#12 Posted: 02:12:20 03/08/2015
Quote: PopFizzMagic
im not gay



penis
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#13 Posted: 02:15:49 03/08/2015
we get it you don't like sex jokes
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#14 Posted: 02:17:22 03/08/2015
Quote: Ninpire
we get it you don't like sex jokes



Penis?
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#15 Posted: 05:58:39 03/08/2015
oh wow the sex topics are still going?
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a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#16 Posted: 06:27:01 03/08/2015
I love this new trend of pushing how far one can get away with these kinds of jokes.
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Got it Memorized?
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 08:30:33 03/08/2015
The funny thing is the majority of the members here have never even had sex.

Newsflash kids it's not as great as it sounds.
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^ You all know it's true
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#18 Posted: 08:43:59 03/08/2015
Edit: Never mind.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:45:13 03/08/2015 by Muffin Man
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#19 Posted: 08:44:53 03/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Oh wow, you quoted me fast. I got cold feet and deleted the post because I thought it might be too graphic.


I'm the fastest typist in the west smilie
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^ You all know it's true
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#20 Posted: 08:45:32 03/08/2015
You are. Srsly.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#21 Posted: 08:46:43 03/08/2015
^ I have a feeling you got ideas from American Pie.
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^ You all know it's true
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#22 Posted: 08:48:12 03/08/2015
I've never seen any of those movies, actually.


Edit: I have heard the song, however. But I've heard that the movies have very little to do with the song.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:50:49 03/08/2015 by Muffin Man
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#23 Posted: 08:50:19 03/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
I've never seen any of those movies, actually.


I think it will be enlightening and horrifying at the same time.

You'll never look at a muffin the same way again.
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^ You all know it's true
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#24 Posted: 08:51:46 03/08/2015
I'll have to watch them sometime. I've looked at muffins the same way for so long that I could use a change of pace.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#25 Posted: 09:57:21 03/08/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
I'll have to watch them sometime. I've looked at muffins the same way for so long that I could use a change of pace.


Once you go pastry, you'll never want another muffin.
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^ You all know it's true
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