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Is the Minions™ apocalypse a choice? [CLOSED]
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#1 Posted: 16:55:07 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Answer: No.

But, thanks to Obama, you can buy the One-of-a-kind Anti-Minion Pepe for a starting price of just $0.01!* There is only one in existence!**

This Pepe is the rarest Pepe, and can help you survive the Minion™ apocalypse!***
To buy this Pepe, just comment with the message "Thanks Obama" and your payment! The Pepe will be sent to the user with the highest payment!****
Good Luck!*****


*Shipping costs $666.99
**There was a second one but dark52 sacrificed it to Satan
***The Minion apocalypse may or may not actually happen, but it is very likely to happen
****It may or may not be stolen by dark52's team of elite Robot Minion Ninjas before it arrives at your location
*****JK, **** you. You're never going to get this Pepe unless you buy my rare Luck-boosting Pepe for $9.99. Also, why are you reading this?
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gillgrunt987 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8254
#2 Posted: 17:00:44 18/07/2015
nah I'll fight till my last breath without pepe against those yellow fiends ty very much
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Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#3 Posted: 17:05:31 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: gillgrunt987
nah I'll fight till my last breath without pepe against those yellow fiends ty very much



rip in pasta

you'll never survive againt those genocidal tic-tacs
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 17:06:28 18/07/2015
is it bad i bought a big thing of minions tic tacs WITH FACES ON THEM
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#5 Posted: 17:11:54 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
is it bad i bought a big thing of minions tic tacs WITH FACES ON THEM



**** you

you're going to be killed by generic genocidal tic-tac #5367
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BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#6 Posted: 17:23:14 18/07/2015


im leaving earth who wanna come
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#7 Posted: 17:28:33 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom


im leaving earth who wanna come



nah

i'll use my rarest pepe to survive the apocalypse and kill all the minions

then i'll invite you all back to the world without minions
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#8 Posted: 19:11:50 18/07/2015
I'm summoning Karios to reverse the apocalypse instead. Thanks, but no thanks.
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#9 Posted: 19:26:11 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
you're all going to die

meanwhile, i'll be surviving the apocalypse with my rarest pepe
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#10 Posted: 21:35:32 18/07/2015
OK. I buy it! "Breaks into bank" I may go to jail but at least I will live!

"Thanks Obama" all the money in the other six continents
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:36:30 18/07/2015 by Eruptor100
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 22:47:24 18/07/2015
if minions served the most evil master of their time, did minions serve hitler.
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#12 Posted: 23:02:54 18/07/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
if minions served the most evil master of their time, did minions serve hitler.



No because they went into a cave when they killed Napoleon and didn't come out until 1960-something.
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