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Did you know it takes 1000 years to be born! [CLOSED]
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#1 Posted: 22:20:56 16/07/2015 | Topic Creator
I heard about it in a documentary! It's more of an evolution process. You grow into who you are over time. So girls are pregnant for that long too... smilie
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#2 Posted: 23:39:49 16/07/2015
I don't get it
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#3 Posted: 23:44:15 16/07/2015
what the heck
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#4 Posted: 23:49:24 16/07/2015
Are you drunk?

When pregnant, you carry a baby for 9 months total. If pregnant any longer you can actually die.
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#5 Posted: 23:57:46 16/07/2015
I was a bit early, only 9 months.
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#6 Posted: 00:05:25 17/07/2015
Quote: BigBoom
I was a bit early, only 9 months.



how did you survive
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#7 Posted: 00:05:37 17/07/2015
does that mean im over 1000 years old
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#8 Posted: 00:08:04 17/07/2015


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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#9 Posted: 01:44:23 17/07/2015
i am exactly 0 years old and can neither deny nor confirm this


wat
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#10 Posted: 04:05:29 17/07/2015
As a major in medical science, I have valuable input in response to this statement:

Dafaq u talkin bout?
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#11 Posted: 04:09:19 17/07/2015
okay i give up. what the heck are you talking about, huh?
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#12 Posted: 06:30:27 17/07/2015
Girls are pregnant?
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#13 Posted: 06:35:24 17/07/2015
do you even science bro
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#14 Posted: 12:36:32 17/07/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
I heard about it in a documentary! It's more of an evolution process. You grow into who you are over time. So girls are pregnant for that long too... smilie


Well i'm 2000 years old, and i always wondered why.

Now it makes sense.
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#15 Posted: 15:38:24 17/07/2015
Dat *** have you been smoking funny stuff again?
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#16 Posted: 15:40:47 17/07/2015
Quote: Templarhunter97
Dat *** have you been smoking funny stuff again?


It's highly likely.
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valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#17 Posted: 18:28:56 17/07/2015
ive been pregnant since before i existed
wow
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#18 Posted: 18:35:02 17/07/2015
Well yeah. You were devolped inside and organ that was developed in another and so on.
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#19 Posted: 18:49:53 17/07/2015
All of a female's "eggs" that will be released from puberty to menopause, are produced in the ovaries prior to birth. So you can legitimately say half of you was there when your mother was born.

But nowhere near 1000 years.
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#20 Posted: 19:08:13 17/07/2015
Quote: somePerson
Well yeah. You were devolped inside and organ that was developed in another and so on.



yeah, but when half of me was still an egg, the contents of that egg didn't already have the developed eggs of the next generation inside of it, it just had half of the dna required to make the instructions to make the eggs for the theoretically female child
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#21 Posted: 20:42:38 17/07/2015
I'm still extremely confused about this topic.
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#22 Posted: 21:10:29 17/07/2015
Have you had 'the talk' yet?
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#23 Posted: 15:03:34 18/07/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Templarhunter97
Dat *** have you been smoking funny stuff again?


It's highly likely.


Yeah haha.

Quote: valskeletor
ive been pregnant since before i existed
wow


That's hell trippy

Quote: Spyro Fanatic
All of a female's "eggs" that will be released from puberty to menopause, are produced in the ovaries prior to birth. So you can legitimately say half of you was there when your mother was born.

But nowhere near 1000 years.



I'm getting a cringing sensation haha lol

Quote: valskeletor
Quote: somePerson
Well yeah. You were devolped inside and organ that was developed in another and so on.


Bloody hell

yeah, but when half of me was still an egg, the contents of that egg didn't already have the developed eggs of the next generation inside of it, it just had half of the dna required to make the instructions to make the eggs for the theoretically female child



Ok now I'm just Cringing now I will go in a dark corner of my room and rock myself until I feel better.
#Scaredforlife

TROLOLOL
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Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#24 Posted: 15:10:41 18/07/2015
Quote: LunarDistortion
I'm still extremely confused about this topic.



basically:

HIR asked dark52 to unban *****spyro, but dark52 declined and decided to ban HIR instead. dragon allen then killed activision so HIR could return from the banned, become admin, unban *****spyro, and ban dark52.
however, before HIR could unban *****spyro, dark52 banned dragon allen. HIR decided to commit riptodoku so he could go back to the banned and rescue dragon allen.
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