I was out in a park on a bench under a tree when a bird dropped the package.
Now I need a shower and a change of shorts. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > I got pooped on for the first time
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#1 Posted: 17:42:50 07/07/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 17:43:21 07/07/2015
at least it was just a bird and not a human
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#3 Posted: 17:43:23 07/07/2015
congrats, you'll never be the same
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#4 Posted: 17:44:29 07/07/2015
what an accomplishment.
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#5 Posted: 17:44:42 07/07/2015
Now you are finally a man.
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#6 Posted: 18:13:03 07/07/2015
Do you want a trophy for that?
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#7 Posted: 18:53:35 07/07/2015
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#8 Posted: 19:03:07 07/07/2015
Congratulations.
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3600 |
#9 Posted: 20:47:10 07/07/2015
am i only one who thought this was going to be another poop dot topic
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#10 Posted: 21:36:35 07/07/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
*cringes*
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#11 Posted: 21:40:22 07/07/2015
The first time I went to Mexico I had a toucan on my shoulder and it peed on me.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4287 |
#12 Posted: 11:00:29 08/07/2015
It's good luck if it lands on your shoulder.
I think it's the right side.
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#13 Posted: 13:03:29 08/07/2015
Quote: LameLime
This is what a crappy day really means. Yea, I know what to do now... *runs away* |
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#14 Posted: 14:33:09 08/07/2015
Quote: thumper
I'm so proud i could cry.
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#15 Posted: 22:48:31 08/07/2015
Quote: LameLime
>"change of shorts." did you **** your pants
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#16 Posted: 22:52:17 08/07/2015
it's just like high school all over again
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#17 Posted: 00:29:51 09/07/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Birds are actually unable to pee. Whenever they use the bathroom they only poop, and the pee is mixed within that. If the stuff the toucan left on you was clear it was probably mostly just pee so I guess you could say it peed on you. But yeah, there's a fun fact for ya.
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#18 Posted: 00:35:55 09/07/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Did not need to know that |
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#19 Posted: 00:55:10 09/07/2015
my baby niece peed on my leg last week :/
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#20 Posted: 00:55:44 09/07/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
What about owls? We all know they regurgitate pellits, but how does it work when they don't even poop.
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#21 Posted: 00:56:50 09/07/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
That's what I thought. But this was a warm yellow stream running down my shoulder, and it wasn't pleasant. |
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#22 Posted: 01:19:35 09/07/2015
When I read this, I thought you meant by a human.
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#23 Posted: 11:45:37 09/07/2015
Well that was.. CRAPPY
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm not funny but I think I am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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#24 Posted: 12:02:19 09/07/2015
You are not the only one...
Except that when it happened to me I was at school c: |
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#25 Posted: 15:36:39 09/07/2015
one time when i was a lot younger i was playing in my backyard with a beanie baby dragon and minding my own business when a bird took a dump on me. some bird **** got on my dragon too. it washed out but i was an angry little kid after that
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