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You're walking in the woods [CLOSED]
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#1 Posted: 17:10:01 29/06/2015 | Topic Creator
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.

He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.

You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!

Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.

You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia Labeouf.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#2 Posted: 17:12:31 29/06/2015
Lol Shia
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#3 Posted: 17:12:57 29/06/2015
Oooooookay then.
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Dead
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#4 Posted: 17:20:41 29/06/2015 | Topic Creator


SHIA SURPRISE
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#5 Posted: 17:42:36 29/06/2015
cool man.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#6 Posted: 18:32:33 29/06/2015
i never walk in the woods.........THE BEARZ
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#7 Posted: 18:33:00 29/06/2015
You're old.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#8 Posted: 19:16:41 29/06/2015
goddammit ash we already went through this phase
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Gay 4 GARcher
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#9 Posted: 19:37:41 29/06/2015
Good times
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now its time to get funky
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#10 Posted: 22:20:55 29/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
goddammit ash we already went through this phase



...the actual cannibal has returned...
BlinktheCookie Emerald Sparx Gems: 3556
#11 Posted: 22:51:16 29/06/2015
[User Posted Image]
.......
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Some art for your face
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#12 Posted: 23:05:32 29/06/2015
we watched this and danced to this in my english class on the last week of school
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#13 Posted: 23:20:16 29/06/2015
It's alright, You just followed Your dreams and "Just did it" when You made this topic.
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Got it Memorized?
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#14 Posted: 01:16:22 30/06/2015 | Topic Creator
shia is hiding in your closet...
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