darkSpyro

I apologize if I have a bit of a temper for a couple of days. I don't know if people on Minecraft have hacks to make other players be accused of hacking or what, but I'm banned from a server forever unfairly for a hack or a glitch that made the mods think I was using a flying cheat in Survival Games.

Another Sonic Boom game, just what the world needed.

youre a squid youre a kid

my knee is weird.

My toe is

"am i a yiffer"
-TheFlyingSeal 6/10/2015

I have more power than you might think.

I just found $20.

Ford Mustang for $9,900. 23,000 miles on it. I need this.

Quote: Mesuxelf

I just found $20.

Ford Mustang for $9,900. 23,000 miles on it. I need this.

You can use the twenty dollars on the car!!! But even then you won't be able to....*Puts on sunglasses* A-Ford it YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bill Cipher's AMA.

Help, what do you do when you think someone has been flirting with you?

*Note, he is attractive
Also note I probably won't see him after tonight until this time next year

Update he friended me on quizz up!

Quote: huge dotd freak

Help, what do you do when you think someone has been flirting with you?

*Note, he is attractive
Also note I probably won't see him after tonight until this time next year

Update he friended me on quizz up!

Time to ask for the d

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: huge dotd freak

Help, what do you do when you think someone has been flirting with you?

*Note, he is attractive
Also note I probably won't see him after tonight until this time next year

Update he friended me on quizz up!

Time to ask for the d

Did I not just say I won't be seeing him for a while?

Quote: StriderSwag

"i want a semen cake"
-arceustheprime, 6/11/2015

MY LIFE IS RUINED
STILL NOT DELETING THIS

I'm waiting til Rip Torn dies so I can be like 'Rip Rip'

Quote: huge dotd freak

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: huge dotd freak

Help, what do you do when you think someone has been flirting with you?

*Note, he is attractive
Also note I probably won't see him after tonight until this time next year

Update he friended me on quizz up!

Time to ask for the d

Did I not just say I won't be seeing him for a while?

Get the d next year then

Just get the d

Only 90's kids remember.

I got shot in the center of my windshield.


Also, if you squint, it kinda looks like Captain America's sheild.

wow rood

hehe too funny.

Quote: thumper

hehe too funny.

Won't load for me </3

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: thumper

hehe too funny.

Won't load for me </3

pussy cat why you do

I just found one of your reddit accounts by accident on r/askreddit.

Ok, this is really aggravating. How do you not know who Stalin is, don't know what samosas are, never tried indian food, and not know that Haiti is a contry? You're 16. What's wrong with you?

poop chute

Thumper has the best signature right now

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

wat...

I'm using a tissue box as an arm rest.

Hmmm butts.

I like butts.

Quote: azz01

Hmmm butts.

I like butts.

That makes two of us.

Quote: spyro and sonic

Quote: azz01

Hmmm butts.

I like butts.

That makes two of us.

They are just so fascinating.

Spyro gets PISSED.

This is random thought at its most random. Today when I walked out from the mall with my friend an abroad stranger looked up to me like he hadn’t sene a tall human before in his life, basically I think he considered me as a giant and made a small shout when he saw I had to duck my head when I walked through the exit door. I get it, I am tall but not significantly tall. But whatever gets his rocks off, right?

That thread was catastrophic.

o ****

Quote: spyro and sonic

o ****

wtf did you do

And there they shall remain for all eternity.

https://web.archive.org/web/20...hp?topic=118494
https://web.archive.org/web/20...hp?topic=117671
https://web.archive.org/web/20...hp?topic=118192

3DS speakers are louder than Wii U gamepad speakers when you have headphones plugged in.

I finally have something other then a penguin as my avatar.

Words I have trouble spelling: sheild, parliment, deffinately, restaurant, appologize, etc. I didn't correct any of those, so those are my first time guesses. Only one is correct .-.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Words I have trouble spelling: sheild, parliment, deffinately, restaurant, appologize, etc. I didn't correct any of those, so those are my first time guesses. Only one is correct .-.

Shield
Parliament
Definitely
Restaurant
Apologize

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Mesuxelf

Words I have trouble spelling: sheild, parliment, deffinately, restaurant, appologize, etc. I didn't correct any of those, so those are my first time guesses. Only one is correct .-.

Shield
Parliament
Definitely
Restaurant
Apologize

Shh no normal person can spell parliament on their first try.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Mesuxelf

Words I have trouble spelling: sheild, parliment, deffinately, restaurant, appologize, etc. I didn't correct any of those, so those are my first time guesses. Only one is correct .-.

Shield
Parliament
Definitely
Restaurant
Apologize

Shh no normal person can spell parliament on their first try.

Touché

What the HECK am I watching!?!?
WHAT THE HECK! ??
"ooh, I hear this show is really funny, and it's got Elijah Wood, I love him, I'll give it a try ". This show is seriously freaking messed up....might as well see it through, tho. ..

I always loose my voice at this time it seems. Lol.

God recovering from having your TONSILS removed is tough.

Spoilered because not for virgin eyes.

My ds internet is being a jerk.... yay

Lobsters like water.