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Biggest lie? [CLOSED]
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#1 Posted: 02:30:21 09/06/2015 | Topic Creator
1) I read the terms and conditions.
2) The Holocaust didn't happen.
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#2 Posted: 03:26:59 09/06/2015
"I'm fine."
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#3 Posted: 03:38:32 09/06/2015
I hate Nanako Dojima.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#4 Posted: 03:45:05 09/06/2015
hmmm
"I'm not gay"
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Gay 4 GARcher
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#5 Posted: 03:50:26 09/06/2015
"I don't play video-games" (to my dad)
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#6 Posted: 23:40:44 09/06/2015
"Yeah, I'm just tired."
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#7 Posted: 23:49:56 09/06/2015
No officer, that's not a dead prostitute
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#8 Posted: 00:49:21 10/06/2015
My plastic phone killed my friends officer!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Skylanders fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 3952
#9 Posted: 01:16:18 10/06/2015
I didnt break the blender with oreos
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Yep still around just not posting much anymore
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 02:18:19 10/06/2015
Yes, I've got the condom on
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#11 Posted: 02:18:53 10/06/2015
My pull-out game is strong.
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words. letters. filler.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#12 Posted: 02:19:28 10/06/2015
my dick is over five inches, yes
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#13 Posted: 02:19:37 10/06/2015
Sorry guys, I've got plans this weekend
SPCR Red Sparx Gems: 95
#14 Posted: 03:21:38 10/06/2015
okay, here it goes...

"Hey bro, i think you liked Justin Bieber because he farted in an interview." (That's the only lie i had)
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#15 Posted: 03:23:47 10/06/2015
"That wasn't me that farted."
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:24:00 10/06/2015 by spyro and sonic
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#16 Posted: 03:26:18 10/06/2015
spyrobaro is a real person

she's horse ebooks
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#17 Posted: 06:03:32 10/06/2015
"i can't make it something came up"
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#18 Posted: 06:05:32 10/06/2015
"Yes dad, I'm 100% straight"
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#19 Posted: 06:06:30 10/06/2015
my grades are doing great
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#20 Posted: 06:59:13 10/06/2015
i'm not stressed during the school year
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words. letters. filler.
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#21 Posted: 06:59:32 10/06/2015
my irl friends are great at inviting me places, especially at texting back.
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words. letters. filler.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#22 Posted: 12:49:13 10/06/2015
Of course that dress doesn't make you look fat.

I've never bought alcohol under age.
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^ You all know it's true
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:36:36 11/06/2015 by Greeble
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#23 Posted: 12:50:38 10/06/2015
yes im studying
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#24 Posted: 12:54:26 10/06/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
yes im studying


Your lasagne is the best i've ever tasted.
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^ You all know it's true
SPCR Red Sparx Gems: 95
#25 Posted: 23:29:49 10/06/2015
Mom, dad kidnapped our neighbor's dog, and he kicked brother in the private parts!

that's my classic lie right there
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deviantART
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#26 Posted: 23:34:24 10/06/2015
"i love you, son"
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave.
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#27 Posted: 00:47:37 11/06/2015
I'm not a trash can.
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Medicus Gold Sparx Gems: 2405
#28 Posted: 01:41:43 11/06/2015
I misread that as biggest pie...
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Hello There, Old Friends!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#29 Posted: 01:44:47 11/06/2015
Quote: SPCR
Mom, dad kidnapped our neighbor's dog, and he kicked brother in the private parts!

that's my classic lie right there



penis
you mean the penis
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#30 Posted: 02:18:22 11/06/2015
Nothing bad will ever happen.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#31 Posted: 02:29:10 11/06/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: SPCR
Mom, dad kidnapped our neighbor's dog, and he kicked brother in the private parts!

that's my classic lie right there



penis
you mean the penis



Or vagina.
He could mean vagina.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#32 Posted: 15:37:24 11/06/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: SPCR
Mom, dad kidnapped our neighbor's dog, and he kicked brother in the private parts!

that's my classic lie right there



penis
you mean the penis



Or vagina.
He could mean vagina.


Or mangina.
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^ You all know it's true
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#33 Posted: 15:54:19 11/06/2015
I didn't flush an apple down the toilet and broke it.
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#34 Posted: 16:37:03 11/06/2015
"No, I didn't eat any kettle corn."
"No, I didn't steal one of your Oreos."
"No, I didn't eat anything before dinner."
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#35 Posted: 16:38:58 11/06/2015
"I doubt it's really [redacted for HIPAA reasons]." >.>
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:39:32 11/06/2015 by HIR
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#36 Posted: 16:40:19 11/06/2015
"I do not have a penis."
"I have a small penis."
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:49:52 11/06/2015 by spyro and sonic
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#37 Posted: 18:20:51 11/06/2015
"I'm sucking your dick cuz I lost a bet"
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#38 Posted: 19:48:01 11/06/2015
home
no grandmother, florence welch is not turning me gay.

yes grandmother, i took the dog for a walk.

yes grandmother, i went to my extra tutouring in school today.

no grandmother, i did not eat the whole packet of kit-kats.

i'll turn my tv off at 10


school
swear down i'll break that mother****ers nose when i see her

no i did not go for a cigarette with her behind the science block. it's just my new perfume.

left my homework at home

you said the homework was in for next week, not today

no i didn't skive i had period cramps
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
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