Forum

Poll

14 Years of Skylanders, Have You Played Any?
View Results
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > Greeny's Dating Service- Are you the Goddess? Yes.
Forum List Topic List
Page 1 of 1
Greeny's Dating Service- Are you the Goddess? Yes. [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 00:57:00 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Welcome to Green-Date, the only place you can get a date. Just kidding, that's bull****.

Here, I'll pay you to date a ton of los-VERY NICE MEN WHO WANT TO BE YOUR ONE AND ONLY. PLEASE DATE THESE MEN I CANNOT GET RID OF MY SUITORS.
For only $19.99 a month, I'll pay you to date these men. Especially the dragon one, I think he's a furry.


CHECK OUT OUR CATALOG OF FANTASTIC AN SEXY MEN
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#2 Posted: 01:15:42 10/06/2015
do i get profit cuz im sexing you
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#3 Posted: 01:21:04 10/06/2015
>can't afford this
>looking for partner

is there anyway I can get a discount
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#4 Posted: 01:26:39 10/06/2015
I'm into brunettes and really want to sniff their hair. I just want to lick it into a gooey mess of saliva and hair.
---
Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7975
#5 Posted: 01:30:01 10/06/2015
how much do I get paid
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#6 Posted: 05:21:59 10/06/2015
Quote: somePerson
I'm into brunettes and really want to sniff their hair. I just want to lick it into a gooey mess of saliva and hair.


jeepers creeper is that you
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#7 Posted: 05:22:48 10/06/2015
i like blondes with long hair and blue eyes and boobs and giant scorpion tails
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#8 Posted: 05:26:16 10/06/2015
^ i possess all of the qualities mentioned, minus the boobs.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 05:27:56 10/06/2015
Quote: Darby
^ i possess all of the qualities mentioned, minus the boobs.



it must be destiny <4

I don't need boobs as long as you have that tail bby
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#10 Posted: 05:37:45 10/06/2015
ty for the compromise <3

i'm your goddess, rose man. i am the woman, a woman, any woman, and all women. hook a sister UP.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:38:04 10/06/2015 by Darby
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 05:39:05 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Darby
ty for the compromise <3

i'm your goddess, rose man. i am the woman, a woman, any woman, and all women. hook a sister UP.


are you sure you don't want dragon guy
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#12 Posted: 05:40:46 10/06/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Darby
ty for the compromise <3

i'm your goddess, rose man. i am the woman, a woman, any woman, and all women. hook a sister UP.


are you sure you don't want dragon guy


i lost my **** at 'all women'
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#13 Posted: 05:47:32 10/06/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Darby
ty for the compromise <3

i'm your goddess, rose man. i am the woman, a woman, any woman, and all women. hook a sister UP.


are you sure you don't want dragon guy

he is a compelling rival i won't totally rule out yet
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#14 Posted: 05:49:57 10/06/2015
I like the socks guy

And that guy who is interested in Data Processing, that's so hot omg. He can process my data anytime, na'm'sayin'?
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:50:24 10/06/2015 by Lunarz
Darby Platinum Sparx Gems: 5750
#15 Posted: 05:57:34 10/06/2015
yeah but will he let you get sand on his tux?? mm probably not. therefore eliminated, you can have him.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#16 Posted: 06:05:00 10/06/2015
Yea but does he steal watches and hate hamsters?
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#17 Posted: 14:19:43 10/06/2015
Quote: Darby
Quote: somePerson
I'm into brunettes and really want to sniff their hair. I just want to lick it into a gooey mess of saliva and hair.


jeepers creeper is that you



Sssssshhhhhhh
---
Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Cooltonium Blue Sparx Gems: 605
#18 Posted: 15:04:31 10/06/2015
I want Phil...where do I pay? ;-;
---
buy dangerous woman on itunes
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#19 Posted: 15:36:40 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cooltonium
I want Phil...where do I pay? ;-;



I pay you.
Cooltonium Blue Sparx Gems: 605
#20 Posted: 15:40:39 10/06/2015
Omg I read it wrong.. You pay me? That's great smilie Thanks Green-Date!~
---
buy dangerous woman on itunes
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#21 Posted: 15:53:00 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cooltonium
Omg I read it wrong.. You pay me? That's great smilie Thanks Green-Date!~


Yep. I pay you! Take these men away from me!
Cooltonium Blue Sparx Gems: 605
#22 Posted: 15:58:23 10/06/2015
I'll take ALL of them!! >:3
---
buy dangerous woman on itunes
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#23 Posted: 16:00:32 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cooltonium
I'll take ALL of them!! >:3


Sorry, max 3 per customer.
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#24 Posted: 16:18:48 10/06/2015
Quote:
I guess you can call me a Knight.


I'll take this one.
---
R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 17:03:43 10/06/2015 by Spyro Fanatic
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#25 Posted: 16:23:24 10/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote:
I guess you can call me a Knight.


I'll take this one.

Quote:
Hi Mom.


And him.



I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#26 Posted: 17:14:07 10/06/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote:
I guess you can call me a Knight.


I'll take this one.

Quote:
Hi Mom.


And him.



I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE


Shh... smilie

[User Posted Image]
---
R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 10:03:11 11/06/2015 by Spyro Fanatic
Page 1 of 1
Forum List Topic List

Please login or register a forum account to post a message.

Username Password Remember Me