darkSpyro

Magiah pulls it out of the black hole, then decides to duplicate it.

*Waffled (me) arrives in a fleet of (space?)helicopters whilst playing Ritt der Walküren (Ride of the Valkyries [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q]) on his trombone*

*Accidentally maliciously Bludgeons Magiah with his trombone*

*Takes duplicate gem*

*Wanders off into the land of milk and honey*

Turns out that Magiah was only a clone; he gives gem to me.

It also turns out that I had the real gem and Magiah had the duplicate

I take the real gem from you by forcing you to fall asleep.

*Falls asleep for 5000 years*

*Awakes in the future then uses future teleporter and and transporter tech and other kewl overkill weapons. Goes back in time to force DA GEM of you again*

Sends everyone and everything (and made sure they had no time machines) into a time machine before the time of the dinosaurs and takes both gems. THERE ENDED FOR GOOD.

Karios controls time to undo the entire ordeal. Nope, he doesn't get the gem.

*Acquires real gem before anyone thinks to acquire gem in the confusion*

Takes gem from by time travel before WFLD can get it.

Quote:

Takes gem from by...

ERROR: STATEMENT DOES NOT ENGLISH!

*WFLD becomes enraged*

*Nothing is impossible now...*

*Takes gem using magical English powers(?)*

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOOOOW!!!111!

WFLD thinks: ...unless an edit is made to the previous post which would negate the consequences somehow. Luckily no-one can hear my thoughts. It's not like one has the ability to read by mind as if it were illustrated somehow through an outside narration making use of indirect discourse.

Neo Des grabs gem, hands it to me.

Honey badger just takes it. Honey badger doesn't give a ****

Gives it to me.

I give it to Cynder134.

And thus hereafter begins the vicious cycle of gemFort?

Takes the gem from the 134th Cynder.

Wait I'm confused there's no way you couldv'e gotten the gem again .-.

I just happen to show up and take the gem, I hire my aircraft storage professionals to transport and store it in a hidden pit in the Amazon.

Goes to Amazons, Finds the gem, Takes gem, Duplicates enough for everyone in the world to have 10. ENDED.

I hire my stealth team of professionals to scout the globe looking for gems so I can finally build my own, marvelous, spectacular gem kingdom... I WILL THEN RULE THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

NOTE: There are approximately over 7.125 billion people on this planet which means that there are a total of 700,000,000 gems out there. Let Gem War I commence!

Quote: PwnageFTW

Takes gem, Duplicates enough for everyone in the world to have 10. ENDED.

Um, that's not how the game is played. You can't just "take gem" after I just planted it in another country hidden in the middle of one of the largest rainforests in the world. You have to be more realistic or creative with this sort of game.

Anyway moving on, I launch a missile into Conan's gem tower, I then retrieve some of the gems that weren't damaged during the explosion, doubling my collection.

Merges all the duplicate gems into one giant one; sends it up to the moon for safekeeping.

Has made a giant rocket to fly into space. Gets out in suit, grabs giant gem, gets back in ship and goes all the way back into high guarded facillity

Invents cloaking, bypasses guards and security system, snatches gem and takes it to persephone to spend on an awesome new upgrade for me. All the more mighty has my hooga boogian become!

Creates a blackout, disabling all electrical functions of everything, then sneaks in, shrinks the gem with portable shrink ray, and takes the gem back.

Quote: theuone

Creates a blackout, disabling all electrical functions of everything, then sneaks in, shrinks the gem with portable shrink ray, and takes the gem back.

Too late, i've already spent it. I knew my cloaking device would allow me to go unnoticed. Mwahahaha. Hooga Gooda!

Gets after you, grabs gem, runs back into facillity. returns electrical functions to normal. Puts gem into own body.
locks self into high guarded cage.

Busts cage open, convinces you to spit out gem, then takes the gem and go back in time and convinces makers of Spyro games not to make Spyro, thus making it to where there is no darkspyro site, and no gems.

I discover PwanageFTW's time portal, I then teleport back to the original timeline but on the 7th of December 2012. I find Cynder134 walking along about to pick up a gem, I then kill them and travel back to the 30th of May 2015 now believing that the gem wouldn't have existed however I didn't realize DragonCamo would still discover the gem the only difference is he didn't have to jump Cynder134.

I then ponder on my next mission, it will have to be how the gem got there in the first place in the year 2012. I will get to building a new time portal at another time and travel back a few days before Cynder134 discovered the gem.

Why we fighting over this gem anyway? We've all got plenty that fuel our sparx level & their just as good. Keep yer gem Conan, hope your satisfied.

Hey, IDT has a point. *Fiddles with Lab Coat* Whe should fight over ALL THE GEMS IN THIS TOPIC!
*steals everybodies gems and eats them*

I promptly stroll in and pinch the much sought after gem while nobody is looking, and calmly continue walking past the group that has gathered, having hidden the gem well.

My double clones were on to you the whole time. Taking the thousands of gems back and uses them to fill up my sparx level to this - Boom yeah, I'm now the most wealthy user on

(Beyond the chaos, two unknown figures oversee the conflict, but neither make any attempt to retrieve the gem.)

"Understand the procedure now? Drop a simple mineral into their world, a placebo that in the grand scheme of things, its significance is null, then just sit back and watch the pattern."
"And this pattern is always the same?"
"With few variations. They pick the most dangerous enemy they can find... and it's themselves. All we need to do is sit back and watch."
"Then I take it this place... this darkSpyro... is not unique."
"By no means. Their world is filled with darkSpyros. And we'll go from one to the other and let them destroy themselves. One to the other... one to the other..."

Quote: undeadmaster

I use a hacking device to get the gem and go back in time and stop the big bang from ever happening therefor the gem does not exist and neither do you. Again... HA I HAVE ENDED THE GAME!

I HAVE ENDED THE GAME

Quote: undeadmaster

Quote: undeadmaster

I use a hacking device to get the gem and go back in time and stop the big bang from ever happening therefor the gem does not exist and neither do you. Again... HA I HAVE ENDED THE GAME!

I HAVE ENDED THE GAME

...

no

*picks up another rock*

I HAVE THE GEM EVERYONE!!

Quote: PwnageFTW

Quote: undeadmaster

Quote: undeadmaster

I use a hacking device to get the gem and go back in time and stop the big bang from ever happening therefor the gem does not exist and neither do you. Again... HA I HAVE ENDED THE GAME!

I HAVE ENDED THE GAME

...

no

Explain how I have not ended the game

Quote: undeadmaster

Quote: PwnageFTW

Quote: undeadmaster

I HAVE ENDED THE GAME

...

no

Explain how I have not ended the game

I stopped it from happening using my futuristic technology and spacesuit. I basically am the hero and reverted the timeline during the time of the gem wars which were taking place so it basically is the gem wars once again if you reread through the last page or so. I hardly reverted the timeline only difference is Cynder134 has currently been dead for 3 years.

Snatches the gem and drives away, evading!

SPCR gets wasted. Acquires gem from the wreckage...

Quote: Conan

Quote: undeadmaster

Quote: PwnageFTW

...

no

Explain how I have not ended the game

I stopped it from happening using my futuristic technology and spacesuit. I basically am the hero and reverted the timeline during the time of the gem wars which were taking place so it basically is the gem wars once again if you reread through the last page or so. I hardly reverted the timeline only difference is Cynder134 has currently been dead for 3 years.

But I stopped everything from existing so you don't exist and couldn't use futuristic tech because it doesn't exist ether.

Rolls eyes at everyone's arguing and creates 29 alterate dimensions, each with their own gem.

You don't exist so you can't do that.

Anyway, ignoring everything undead master is saying about ending the game...
Takes gem from WFLD and open up my body, put gem inside and sews body back up

Grabs out a universal remote, rewinds, and then snatches the gem, hiding it inside the gas tank of a motorcycle.

14056 crashes into the motorbike with a truck and snatches the gem from the wreckage while the police aren't looking.

14056 then puts it into a submarine and sends it to the bottom of the ocean with a tracking device, so he can collect it again in 101 years time.

Hacks tracking device, dives to the submarine, takes the gem, and feed it to a junkyard dog.

Guts junkyard dog, grabs the gem, flies into space and increases gem's density into that of Jupiter's.
Gem gets its own gravitational pull, and slowly pulls in all sorts of space junk, forming a new planet with a superdense liquid gem core.

Crashes into planet and uses liquid nitrogen to harden the gem core. SCIENCE TO THE RESCUE!

Just takes the gem

*obtains gem*