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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728	#51 Posted: 23:50:18 31/05/2015 StriderSwag and Lunarz I'll be your adopted son --- Quote: Carmelita Fox YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#52 Posted: 23:53:56 31/05/2015 Quote: Lunarz Quote: StriderSwag Quote: Lunarz He even neglects to wear the cute bowtie I bought him that matches our outfits. That's because matching family clothes are for chumps and not royalty Yes. But its a bowtie. Bowties are cool. And hey, I may be a chump but you're the one who married and conceived a child with me. - - -

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#53 Posted: 23:58:23 31/05/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag

That's because matching family clothes are for chumps and not royalty

Yes. But its a bowtie. Bowties are cool.

And hey, I may be a chump but you're the one who married and conceived a child with me.

- - -

.....Oh...O-Okay.....*goes for the door* I........I've always loved you....

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728	#54 Posted: 23:59:20 31/05/2015 StriderSwag will you be my mom --- Quote: Carmelita Fox YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#55 Posted: 00:07:02 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz

Yes. But its a bowtie. Bowties are cool.

And hey, I may be a chump but you're the one who married and conceived a child with me.

- - -

.....Oh...O-Okay.....*goes for the door* I........I've always loved you....

I'm a wild stallion, Lunarz...
You know I can't be tied down.

Quote: PwnageFTW

StriderSwag will you be my mom

I have too much of a dysfunctional family to accept another child.

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#56 Posted: 00:10:42 01/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag

- - -

.....Oh...O-Okay.....*goes for the door* I........I've always loved you....

I'm a wild stallion, Lunarz...
You know I can't be tied down.

Quote: PwnageFTW
StriderSwag will you be my mom

I have too much of a dysfunctional family to accept another child.

No....NO! No, you listen to me. I will tie you down, metaphorically, literally, whatever I have to do. We belong together, we have kids together, and we will rule the universe together, do you understand me?

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#57 Posted: 00:13:04 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz

.....Oh...O-Okay.....*goes for the door* I........I've always loved you....

I'm a wild stallion, Lunarz...
You know I can't be tied down.

Quote: PwnageFTW
StriderSwag will you be my mom

I have too much of a dysfunctional family to accept another child.

No....NO! No, you listen to me. I will tie you down, metaphorically, literally, whatever I have to do. We belong together, we have kids together, and we will rule the universe together, do you understand me?

You can't tame me. That's why...
*dramatic camera zoom*
...I'm leaving, Lunarz.

*hair flows in the wind as cherry blossoms fall behind me and soap opera music plays*

PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728	#58 Posted: 00:14:35 01/06/2015 I need a mom ;-; --- Quote: Carmelita Fox YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#59 Posted: 00:14:43 01/06/2015 Also, I'm a monkey that can talk and has a very upbeat, life of the party personality. I also wear a bucket hat :3 --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
	Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:40:04 01/06/2015 by HeyitsHotDog

huge dotd freak Emerald Sparx Gems: 3354	#60 Posted: 00:14:53 01/06/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: PwnageFTW I need a mom ;-; Come here, child --- Do you not like my mouth words?

PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728	#61 Posted: 00:15:40 01/06/2015 Quote: huge dotd freak Quote: PwnageFTW I need a mom ;-; Come here, child k.... --- Quote: Carmelita Fox YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#62 Posted: 00:16:28 01/06/2015 Quote: PwnageFTW Quote: huge dotd freak Quote: PwnageFTW I need a mom ;-; Come here, child k.... You also get a monkey! Climbs into your arms --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#63 Posted: 00:19:50 01/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag

I'm a wild stallion, Lunarz...
You know I can't be tied down.

I have too much of a dysfunctional family to accept another child.

No....NO! No, you listen to me. I will tie you down, metaphorically, literally, whatever I have to do. We belong together, we have kids together, and we will rule the universe together, do you understand me?

You can't tame me. That's why...
*dramatic camera zoom*
...I'm leaving, Lunarz.

*hair flows in the wind as cherry blossoms fall behind me and soap opera music plays*

But, A....What you don't realize is...

*Mysteriously moves ten feet in the next camera angle, takes your hands*

You are an untamable horse and I am but a tamer.....It is my job to do the impossible and I will spend my entire life trying to tame you.

*audience awws*

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#64 Posted: 00:22:23 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz

No....NO! No, you listen to me. I will tie you down, metaphorically, literally, whatever I have to do. We belong together, we have kids together, and we will rule the universe together, do you understand me?

You can't tame me. That's why...
*dramatic camera zoom*
...I'm leaving, Lunarz.

*hair flows in the wind as cherry blossoms fall behind me and soap opera music plays*

But, A....What you don't realize is...

*Mysteriously moves ten feet in the next camera angle, takes your hands*

You are an untamable horse and I am but a tamer.....It is my job to do the impossible and I will spend my entire life trying to tame you.

*audience awws*

*audience starts laughing, slowly and manically. Their laughs slowly morph into loud, gut wrenching screams, as parts of their bodies decay and fall off. Slowly, the audience of zombies makes it into the set and eats us alive*

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#65 Posted: 00:27:59 01/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag

You can't tame me. That's why...
*dramatic camera zoom*
...I'm leaving, Lunarz.

*hair flows in the wind as cherry blossoms fall behind me and soap opera music plays*

But, A....What you don't realize is...

*Mysteriously moves ten feet in the next camera angle, takes your hands*

You are an untamable horse and I am but a tamer.....It is my job to do the impossible and I will spend my entire life trying to tame you.

*audience awws*

*audience starts laughing, slowly and manically. Their laughs slowly morph into loud, gut wrenching screams, as parts of their bodies decay and fall off. Slowly, the audience of zombies makes it into the set and eats us alive*

*Fortunately we turn into zombies from Izombie so we stay sane if we eat brains. And then we have hot zombie sex on intern's desk*

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#66 Posted: 00:34:23 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz

But, A....What you don't realize is...

*Mysteriously moves ten feet in the next camera angle, takes your hands*

You are an untamable horse and I am but a tamer.....It is my job to do the impossible and I will spend my entire life trying to tame you.

*audience awws*

*audience starts laughing, slowly and manically. Their laughs slowly morph into loud, gut wrenching screams, as parts of their bodies decay and fall off. Slowly, the audience of zombies makes it into the set and eats us alive*

*Fortunately we turn into zombies from Izombie so we stay sane if we eat brains. And then we have hot zombie sex on intern's desk*

BUT WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO EAT BRAINS
I RESIGN MYSELF TO MY WALKING DEAD ZOMBIE FATE

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#67 Posted: 01:43:06 01/06/2015 what happened.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#68 Posted: 01:45:48 01/06/2015 Quote: Badwolfmichael what happened. Lunarz and Strider and having an argument. Who are you in this family again? --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#69 Posted: 01:47:08 01/06/2015 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: Badwolfmichael what happened. Lunarz and Strider and having an argument. Who are you in this family again? The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time They always leave to their room and lock the door Idk why tho I think they're forgiving each other

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8984

#70 Posted: 01:47:55 01/06/2015

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Badwolfmichael
what happened.

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

Oh......

EYYYY! I'M DA PET MONKEY!!!

*dances*

See how fun I am?

---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#71 Posted: 01:47:56 01/06/2015 Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: Badwolfmichael what happened. Lunarz and Strider and having an argument. Who are you in this family again? MY SON

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#72 Posted: 01:49:02 01/06/2015

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Badwolfmichael
what happened.

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

let's just say I convince her to beg god for....'forgiveness'

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8984

#73 Posted: 01:50:15 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

let's just say I convince her to beg god for....'forgiveness'

Good to know.

Now that this is all over, how bout we go out for BANANA SPLIIIIITS!

---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Seiki Platinum Sparx

Gems: 6150

#74 Posted: 01:51:54 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

let's just say I convince her to beg god for....'forgiveness'

-----

---
Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#75 Posted: 01:53:00 01/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

let's just say I convince her to beg god for....'forgiveness'

I begged?
You were the one tied to the bed with a ball ga- I mean
There's no getting out of this

Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991	#76 Posted: 01:54:51 01/06/2015 In accordance with my avatar, I'm the adopted kid. Of who, I don't care tbh. --- "Was it a hot ghost?"

darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7975	#77 Posted: 02:11:48 01/06/2015 I still need a family

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#78 Posted: 02:15:50 01/06/2015 Quote: darkwolf I still need a family Climbs your shoulder I'm your family. I'm EVERYONES family. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#79 Posted: 02:50:41 01/06/2015 Strider and I talked it out, we're back together. But we agreed only on the condition she gags me aga-Er.....What? --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826	#80 Posted: 03:24:57 01/06/2015 am i a registered cardboard box killer yet. --- the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is

Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959	#81 Posted: 13:05:54 01/06/2015 I want StriderSwag to be my mother. I don't need a father. --- Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#82 Posted: 13:36:27 01/06/2015

Quote: PwnageFTW

StriderSwag will you be my mom

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Badwolfmichael
what happened.

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

Quote: Philomena

I want StriderSwag to be my mother. I don't need a father.

why does everyone want me to be their mom holy ****

darkwolf Diamond Sparx

Gems: 7975

#83 Posted: 15:27:18 01/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: PwnageFTW
StriderSwag will you be my mom

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

Quote: Philomena
I want StriderSwag to be my mother. I don't need a father.

why does everyone want me to be their mom holy ****

Will you be my mom pls

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:01:37 01/06/2015 by darkwolf

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519

#84 Posted: 15:35:08 01/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: PwnageFTW
StriderSwag will you be my mom

Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Lunarz and Strider and having an argument.

Who are you in this family again?

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

Quote: Philomena
I want StriderSwag to be my mother. I don't need a father.

why does everyone want me to be their mom holy ****

Well technically I am an orphan so StriderSwag will you be my Mother?

Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150	#85 Posted: 16:30:31 01/06/2015 Quote: StriderSwag why does everyone want me to be their mom holy **** I wanted to be your cousin. That's something different. --- Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#86 Posted: 22:28:11 01/06/2015 Can i live at the top of the tree? I hear it's quiet. --- ^ You all know it's true

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#87 Posted: 22:32:11 01/06/2015 Quote: Greeble Can i live at the top of the tree? I hear it's quiet. No, it's my tree. You can visit and play Wii U games with me, though. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#88 Posted: 00:40:54 02/06/2015 bump.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#89 Posted: 00:43:54 02/06/2015

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: PwnageFTW
StriderSwag will you be my mom

Quote: Badwolfmichael

The son of StriderSwag and Lunarz

It's okay, I'm used to these arguments, happens all the time
They always leave to their room and lock the door
Idk why tho
I think they're forgiving each other

Quote: Philomena
I want StriderSwag to be my mother. I don't need a father.

why does everyone want me to be their mom holy ****

Well technically I am an orphan so StriderSwag will you be my Mother?

sure

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

why does everyone want me to be their mom holy ****

I wanted to be your cousin. That's something different.

true

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#90 Posted: 00:45:36 02/06/2015 So what are we gonna do today, family? --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#91 Posted: 00:45:48 02/06/2015 striderswag is everyone's mother good thing im the heir to the throne

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#92 Posted: 00:59:33 02/06/2015 Quote: HeyitsHotDog So what are we gonna do today, family? GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO **IN DISNEY WORLD Quote: Badwolfmichael** striderswag is everyone's mother good thing im the heir to the throne son i did NOT **** that many people and yes you are now get your crown we're going

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8984

#93 Posted: 01:00:33 02/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
So what are we gonna do today, family?

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

Quote: Badwolfmichael
striderswag is everyone's mother

good thing im the heir to the throne

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

OOH! DAY DISNEY WORLD!

*runs to and gets in car*

Let's go everyone!

---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#94 Posted: 01:01:40 02/06/2015

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
So what are we gonna do today, family?

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

Quote: Badwolfmichael
striderswag is everyone's mother

good thing im the heir to the throne

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

OOH! DAY DISNEY WORLD!

*runs to and gets in car*

Let's go everyone!

I'm the best mom ever

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx

Gems: 8984

#95 Posted: 01:04:25 02/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: StriderSwag

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

OOH! DAY DISNEY WORLD!

*runs to and gets in car*

Let's go everyone!

I'm the best mom ever

Yeah you are! I may be a dumb ol' monkey to some people, but to you guys, I'm another member of the family!

---
Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

darkwolf Diamond Sparx

Gems: 7975

#96 Posted: 01:04:51 02/06/2015

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
So what are we gonna do today, family?

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

Quote: Badwolfmichael
striderswag is everyone's mother

good thing im the heir to the throne

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

OOH! DAY DISNEY WORLD!

*runs to and gets in car*

Let's go everyone!

WAIT FOR ME

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#97 Posted: 01:06:05 02/06/2015 Quote: darkwolf Quote: HeyitsHotDog Quote: StriderSwag GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ***IN DISNEY WORLD son i did NOT* **** that many people and yes you are now get your crown we're going OOH! DAY DISNEY WORLD! runs to and gets in car Let's go everyone! WAIT FOR ME GET IN THE WAR RIG ****O

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#98 Posted: 01:16:25 02/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: HeyitsHotDog
So what are we gonna do today, family?

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

Quote: Badwolfmichael
striderswag is everyone's mother

good thing im the heir to the throne

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

Mainly me

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#99 Posted: 01:37:45 02/06/2015

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
So what are we gonna do today, family?

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

Quote: Badwolfmichael
striderswag is everyone's mother

good thing im the heir to the throne

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

Mainly me

wE HAD ONE CHILD
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE REST CAME FROM

Lunarz Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3498

#100 Posted: 02:09:05 02/06/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag

GET IN THE CAR WE'RE GOIN TO ****IN DISNEY WORLD

son i did NOT **** that many people
and yes you are now get your crown we're going

Mainly me

wE HAD ONE CHILD
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE REST CAME FROM

Sometimes I hypnotize you and make you think I'm someone else, last week I made me look like Star Lord

---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

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