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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#1 Posted: 01:27:37 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
I'm showing up to Target naked, cussing out any 10 year old and under I see trying to get amiibo, and murdering their dreams. Any tips?
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#2 Posted: 01:29:59 28/05/2015


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Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#3 Posted: 02:09:00 28/05/2015
make sure you remember not to bring any underwear and not hijack a delivery truck containing amiibos.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#4 Posted: 02:10:59 28/05/2015
Make sure to put on lotion first
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now its time to get funky
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#5 Posted: 04:42:49 28/05/2015
remember to hijack a amiibo delivery truck.
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103 skylanders in total SSA:31/32 SG:26/30 SSF:39/56
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 04:43:22 28/05/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Make sure to put on lotion first



It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#7 Posted: 08:14:09 28/05/2015
Take some tape, that way the kids can't close their eyes no matter how disturbed they get.
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Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#8 Posted: 08:21:52 28/05/2015
Grease yourself up so the security guards can't catch you.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#9 Posted: 11:33:36 28/05/2015
Record it for us.
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#10 Posted: 11:39:35 28/05/2015
all of the above
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you never saw me
LTU Spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4985
#11 Posted: 12:15:29 28/05/2015
Bring a magnifying glass so people could see your dong.
TTD Hunter Gems: 6795
#12 Posted: 12:25:41 28/05/2015
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I was looking forward to Friday... Until the truck containing my order was hijacked.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 12:30:28 28/05/2015 by TTD
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#13 Posted: 12:57:20 28/05/2015
Quote: LTU Spyro
Bring a magnifying glass so people could see your dong.

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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#14 Posted: 01:39:59 29/05/2015
its gonna be like the hunger games in there.
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103 skylanders in total SSA:31/32 SG:26/30 SSF:39/56
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 01:41:58 29/05/2015
Touch the robins and loose your genitals, kid.

JK, you're not even in the same state as me smilie
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#16 Posted: 02:00:55 29/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
Touch the robins and loose your genitals, kid.

JK, you're not even in the same state as me smilie



***** I'm older than you, kid.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 08:12:26 29/05/2015
So today's the day then.

If you need bail money, i'll only be available until 5.

After that you're on your own.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#18 Posted: 22:35:32 31/05/2015
so how'd it go?
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