It's a Jungle out there, my fellow members of ds, and it seems that under the rule of dark52 we are getting nowhere, progress has halted, the vines just grow longer to block our view of the future. But no more.
Empress StriderSwag and Commander Greeble have taken their stand against the tyranny of dark52, a man who has refused to raise the standards of this site any higher than a four foot step ladder, but under the rule of the three of us you will be able to find that future that you have so sought after.
I am Lunarz: King of the Cosmos, I created and rule the Heavens above, the Universe. And I am here to inform you that under mine, and the others rule, you will live an even happier life on this forum.
Kneel. Pledge your allegiance to me, and I will provide you with whatever it is you need in order to achieve success in your profession that you wish to pursue under my jurisdiction.
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#1 Posted: 19:58:55 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 20:00:35 28/05/2015
You Fool! You don't know what you're getting into!
Listen everyone, He's lying! He's working for the ---- ! |
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#3 Posted: 20:01:26 28/05/2015
lol no way dude
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#4 Posted: 20:01:44 28/05/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I have already seen through the lies; and For Everyone, I will fight.
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#5 Posted: 20:03:54 28/05/2015
I will only kneel to you the day the Empress does. Until then, others must kneel to me. If, y'know, their head is coming off.
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#6 Posted: 20:04:30 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
You know nothing of this new world, you pitiful creature. I cannot have you betray our trust. |
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#7 Posted: 20:05:06 28/05/2015
my first thought, lol
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#8 Posted: 20:07:36 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Pitiful creature? I am a god, I am the Mad Titan, The most powerful cosmic entity in the Universe! Your trust means nothing to me. |
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Lunarz
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#9 Posted: 20:07:38 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Such a measly worm....Empress Strider, do with him as you wish, I trust in your judgement.
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#10 Posted: 20:16:28 28/05/2015
Quote: BigBoom
You have power over all punishment, BigBoom. Do what you want with this tyrant in our court. Quote: Badwolfmichael
Mad Titan? The same one defeated time and the again by measly mortals with silly names, such as "The Avengers" and "The Guardians of the Galaxy"? You make me laugh. Quote: Lunarz
Praetor BigBoom will take care of this mess. |
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#11 Posted: 20:18:33 28/05/2015
****ing cheese and crackers.
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#12 Posted: 20:20:20 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
So those are your final words? *ties you to a spiked chair, gets two guards to carry in a mountain of cheese and crackers* We're going to feed you until you pop. This'll be fun.
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#13 Posted: 20:20:39 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I've lost interest with your rebellion. Praetor BigBoom, off with his head! |
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#14 Posted: 20:22:11 28/05/2015
Such a menace doesn't deserve a swift clean death by my trusted axe, Lorelei.
We will continue force feeding him until he drowns in his own bile, or explodes.
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#15 Posted: 20:24:50 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
A suggestion....Pain, over death, my dear. Tied his limbs to Warhorses, have them run.
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#16 Posted: 20:26:10 28/05/2015
Killing me stops nothing!
Strider! We both know, a being much more powerful than any of us is coming, we can't waste our time with these useless arguments! I am the only one who can hold it off! But kill me if you must, and do it with honor ... |
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#17 Posted: 20:28:16 28/05/2015
Quote: BigBoom
Quote: Lunarz
I quite like the punishment Praetor BigBoom has decided. Make it public, though. Set up the gallows for this punishment. |
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#18 Posted: 20:29:03 28/05/2015
I'm one step ahead of you.
No honor for the wicked.
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Lunarz
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#19 Posted: 20:29:05 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Hold on! This here be my domain, I demand you stop the torture...But only for now, I wish to know more. Tell me what it is you know of this....Threat. A head will roll, Praeter BigBoom, but only after I gain the information I need from this pawn.
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#20 Posted: 20:29:45 28/05/2015
Hmph. If you must. *clicks fingers and guards halt the force-feeding*
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#21 Posted: 20:30:24 28/05/2015
As much as I'd like it to commence, let the coward speak.
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Lunarz
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#22 Posted: 20:30:40 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
You needn't worry, Praetor, I merely seek answers from the snitch and then you may with him what you will.
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#23 Posted: 20:31:47 28/05/2015
Quote: Lunarz
It is coming! He Who Sleeps But Shall Soon Awake! The Withering Devourer! The Unclosing Eye! The Eater Of Souls! |
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#24 Posted: 20:32:15 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Tell us all you know. |
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#25 Posted: 20:32:41 28/05/2015
*gets the guards to free Badwolfmichael, and hold him in place standing up*
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#26 Posted: 20:33:46 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
If explanation does not come forth I will be forced to reach inside your mind myself and it will be a pain unlike any has ever felt, so spill your knowledge on this Eater of Souls.
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#27 Posted: 20:34:59 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
He goes by the name, Terrorking Morphius; the creator of evil itself. You mustn't let him come, we'll all be doomed.
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#28 Posted: 20:35:50 28/05/2015
I promised not to speak its name... its too terrifying..
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#29 Posted: 20:38:13 28/05/2015
I promisSed notH toU speakMA itsG nameO... itsR Atoo TterrifyingH..
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#30 Posted: 20:41:36 28/05/2015
This is making me uncomfortable, I apologise.
*swings axe at Badwolfmichael's head*
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#31 Posted: 20:43:09 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: theuone
Do not pretend to know what the man speaks of. He holds this information, lest you put it in his mind then back off, unless you have information on a different matter. Quote: Badwolfmichael
SHUMAGORATH Is this the name of he who you speak of with such a tongue of betrayal?
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#32 Posted: 20:45:56 28/05/2015
IT HAS AWOKEN
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#33 Posted: 20:48:15 28/05/2015
Quote: Lunarz
He goes by many names, some call him the devil, and others call him Doomraga, but he is always darker than the darkest darkness. He is Evil itself; an immortal shapehifter with no heart. We have fought him before, and barely survived.
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#34 Posted: 20:52:46 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: theuone
Tell me more.
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#35 Posted: 20:56:15 28/05/2015
Quote: Lunarz
He feeds on negative emotions; fear anger, sorrow, it all only makes him stronger. Only my power of Hope Light has stood a chance against him. He's a shapeshifter, so you may never know if you'll meet him until it's too late. He has called Evil itself, so if evil, it means he made it. Death may not be his favorite thing due to his 'hunger', but he is more than able to kill those who go against him.
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#36 Posted: 21:01:04 28/05/2015
I say we worship our king Dormmamu, the Lord Of Chaos!
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#37 Posted: 21:08:15 28/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Worship your Empress instead. |
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#38 Posted: 21:25:45 28/05/2015
is there any tigers in this space jammin' jungle.
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#39 Posted: 21:37:54 28/05/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
The Tigers are in my Coliseum. I can take you there if you so wish. |
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#40 Posted: 22:25:29 28/05/2015
He'll come to his senses.
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#41 Posted: 22:48:00 28/05/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
I killed the remainder of the tigers, Empress. There are many lions left there, however. |
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#42 Posted: 23:04:47 28/05/2015
Quote: darkwolf
Then go retrieve more. The Empire requires as many as possible. |
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#43 Posted: 01:55:01 29/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Find out on next week's episode of Dance Moms
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now its time to get funky |
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