darkSpyro

You have been placed here because of your crimes against my beautiful Empire. Here, you'll fight to the death for the pleasure of my wonderful audience!
There is a large selection of things to fight here, lions, tigers, even other criminals. The last one standing gets a place in my Empire as a soldier. You may gain back your life only by winning, is that clear?

Now, let's see someone asphyxiate a lion like I did...

I believe if one of you is able to gouge the Lion's eyes out and devour them, that would earn them immediate entry into my Space Empire aswell.

I'm just here to watch the fights.

Quote: darkwolf

I'm just here to watch the fights.

Prove yourself loyal then.
If not, I can always through you in.

The lions, the tigers, only creatures that pure babies would fight.

The true warriors will go after the chronovores, which I can easily supply your arena with.

Do you wish to execute tyrants or give heroes glory through the way of combatting with a chronovore?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
YOU'RE MAD MOXXI
*coughslutcough*

Quote: MoonHorizons

The lions, the tigers, only creatures that pure babies would fight.

The true warriors will go after the chronovores, which I can easily supply your arena with.

Do you wish to execute tyrants or give heroes glory through the way of combatting with a chronovore?

Depends.
Describe this beast for me.

Quote: DragonCamo

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
YOU'RE MAD MOXXI
*coughslutcough*

At least she's getting some >.>

OHHHHHHHHHHHH FOTS SHIRED

I mean..Uhm....Ahem.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

The lions, the tigers, only creatures that pure babies would fight.

The true warriors will go after the chronovores, which I can easily supply your arena with.

Do you wish to execute tyrants or give heroes glory through the way of combatting with a chronovore?

Depends.
Describe this beast for me.

Chronovores are bio-organic beasts that seek glory in every single corner of time. They range from 2-6 stories tall and are bipedal creatures. Weapons are the Garnet Cannon, a large gun that is built into the right hand of the chronovore that fires a large ball of energy that explodes on impact. The Chrono Stomp, a stomp which cracks the ground underneath them and sends out a shockwave which will electrocute and instantly kill nearly anything that stands in it's radius.

Chronovores tend to come in this appearance.

Accurate photo of Striderswag right now.

Quote: Wreckingball13

Accurate photo of Striderswag right now.

Where are her boob.

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Wreckingball13

Accurate photo of Striderswag right now.

Where are her boob.

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A leader who can't even spell, how pathetic.
*Colosseum

Quote: spyro and sonic

A leader who can't even spell, how pathetic.
*Colosseum

A fool who can't even check if he's correct before correcting someone who already was correct.

col·i·se·um
ˌkäləˈsēəm/Submit
noun
a large theater or stadium.
"the Charlotte Coliseum"

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: spyro and sonic

A leader who can't even spell, how pathetic.
*Colosseum

A fool who can't even check if he's correct before correcting someone who already was correct.

col·i·se·um
ˌkäləˈsēəm/Submit
noun
a large theater or stadium.
"the Charlotte Coliseum"

Facts are racist.

Quote: DragonCamo

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
YOU'RE MAD MOXXI
*coughslutcough*

You dare insult your Empress!?
GUARDS, THROW THIS PEASENT IN WITH THE LIONS!

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: MoonHorizons

The lions, the tigers, only creatures that pure babies would fight.

The true warriors will go after the chronovores, which I can easily supply your arena with.

Do you wish to execute tyrants or give heroes glory through the way of combatting with a chronovore?

Depends.
Describe this beast for me.

Chronovores are bio-organic beasts that seek glory in every single corner of time. They range from 2-6 stories tall and are bipedal creatures. Weapons are the Garnet Cannon, a large gun that is built into the right hand of the chronovore that fires a large ball of energy that explodes on impact. The Chrono Stomp, a stomp which cracks the ground underneath them and sends out a shockwave which will electrocute and instantly kill nearly anything that stands in it's radius.

Chronovores tend to come in this appearance.

Give me as many as you can. They sound like a challenge.

Quote: spyro and sonic

A leader who can't even spell, how pathetic.
*Colosseum

Pay you no attention to the historic Roman Coliseum? That is how it is spelled you illiterate pig.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

I'm just here to watch the fights.

Prove yourself loyal then.
If not, I can always through you in.

How may I do that?

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Quote: darkwolf

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

I'm just here to watch the fights.

Prove yourself loyal then.
If not, I can always through you in.

How may I do that?

You're the citizen. Figure it out.

Quote: spyro and sonic

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Ancient spelling, you dull creature.

Flying Spaghetti Monster vs. Cthulhu

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: StriderSwag

Prove yourself loyal then.
If not, I can always through you in.

How may I do that?

You're the citizen. Figure it out.

Understood.

*Jumps into the ring*
*Sneaks up behind a tiger and strangles it*

Finally a way to trim the fat.

Quote: darkwolf

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: darkwolf

How may I do that?

You're the citizen. Figure it out.

Understood.

*Jumps into the ring*
*Sneaks up behind a tiger and strangles it*

Good.
Now do the same to twenty more.

I've brought more tigers, as the Empress requested.

Ah yes, the natural way a lion responds to a living being it would usually not see in it's original life habitat.
I suggest we should glue meat to the victems. More blood is more fun.