Firstly it's worth asking is if you people think I have what it takes to do such a thing. Ignore mic quality issues (because I know they're a thing); on the most basic level, do I have the voice and clarity to do such?
Secondly, with this all in mind, I'm taking requests for various "audiobooks". I'm probably not about to record a full book or War and Peace or whatever, but otherwise I can and will read anything you request (fanfics, Wikipedia articles, certain chapters, etc.). All that I ask is that you keep it PG-13; if I can't record and post it on here without breaking any rules, it may be best not to request it here. This includes that book.
And before someone calls this trend jumping, this is something that was discussed before Sess made his thread.