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How to get ALL the ladies ;) [CLOSED]
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#1 Posted: 22:23:37 15/05/2015 | Topic Creator
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Spoilered because language.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:26:25 15/05/2015 by Mesuxelf
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#2 Posted: 22:24:28 15/05/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
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Spoilered because language.


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you dropped this
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#3 Posted: 22:26:33 15/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
Quote: Mesuxelf
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Spoilered because language.


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you dropped this



*picks up*

Thanks.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#4 Posted: 23:40:31 15/05/2015
I don't really understand why you posted this...

I mean, is this not common knowledge? You may as well have posted "The sky is blue", "Hard shell tacos > soft shell tacos" or even "spyrolvr96 has a great butt".
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#5 Posted: 23:48:27 15/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyrolvr96
I don't really understand why you posted this...

I mean, is this not common knowledge? You may as well have posted "The sky is blue", "Hard shell tacos > soft shell tacos" or even "spyrolvr96 has a great butt".



The last one isn't obvious. Thanks for letting me know though; I'll keep it in mind.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#6 Posted: 03:23:59 16/05/2015
That's how my boyfriend got me. Works every time.
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#7 Posted: 05:20:43 16/05/2015
beautiful
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#8 Posted: 10:32:48 16/05/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
The last one isn't obvious. Thanks for letting me know though; I'll keep it in mind.


Oh, it's obvious. Trust me smilie
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 10:38:13 16/05/2015
....I tried this and it didn't work...She just yelled at me and doesn't want to see me now.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#10 Posted: 11:56:10 16/05/2015
That's quite poetic.

I also hear getting her drunk before asking her out works as well.

That way when she realizes, she'll feel too guilty not to go out with you and the cycle continues on each date.
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^ You all know it's true
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#11 Posted: 12:13:00 16/05/2015
I get it yeah.

Is there a boyfriend version?
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We work in the dark to serve the light-Nothing is true-Everything is permitted.
And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#12 Posted: 12:48:59 16/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
....I tried this and it didn't work...She just yelled at me and doesn't want to see me now.



She doesn't respect fine poetry. She wasn't worth it anyways.

Quote: Templarhunter97
I get it yeah.

Is there a boyfriend version?


Just say "you're pretty cute, let's bang".

I guarantee no guy will turn that down.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#13 Posted: 12:59:34 16/05/2015
Yea but now she's throwing eggs at my house and peeing in my garden
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#14 Posted: 13:02:03 16/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
Yea but now she's throwing eggs at my house and peeing in my garden



Call the cops on her. She's obviously crazy.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#15 Posted: 13:51:39 16/05/2015
Hey wasn't that wrote by the guy that sits in front of the TV on Friday night channel surfing?
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#16 Posted: 13:52:54 16/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: thumper
Hey wasn't that wrote by the guy that sits in front of the TV on Friday night channel surfing?



Yes! How'd you know?
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#17 Posted: 14:49:38 16/05/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: thumper
Hey wasn't that wrote by the guy that sits in front of the TV on Friday night channel surfing?



Yes! How'd you know?


He was channel surfing cause he didn't get a reply back.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#18 Posted: 22:28:51 16/05/2015
hey!

i told you to never post our texts on darkSpyro!
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#19 Posted: 00:28:08 17/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
hey!

i told you to never post our texts on darkSpyro!



sorry bby i forgetd
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