darkSpyro

guys, I need to sleep. Tell me a bedtime story.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

dammit i was just thinking of saying that

uh

go to sleep or the monsters will come out from under your bed and eat you whole

goodnight

Once upon a time there was a young man named Lunarz who was having trouble going to sleep. He tried so hard to go to sleep but just couldn't. Then one day a woman who thought she could help Lunarz go to sleep appeared before him. She just said to him Lunarz just close your eyes and you will fall asleep but he replied, I can't because I'm still awake. So the woman said Good night Lunarz, sleep well then disappeared. Eventually Lunarz took her advice. He closed his eyes and finally went to sleep. The end. ^.^

I can't because I'm still awake

You are not even trying Lunarz are you?

Once upon a time there was a woman who knew that Lunarz was not trying to go to sleep. This woman has lost her patience with Lunarz and is now going to help Lunarz one more time to try to get him to go to sleep. Young man why can't you go to sleep? Is it because you don't want to log off, hmm? Well listen up Lunarz we'll all be here when you wake up so GO TO SLEEP, k?
Sweet dreams Lunarz. ^.^

But...But I haven't had my glass of milk or my goodnight kiss yet ;~;

Hey you only asked for a bedtime story so I told you two stories but now you want milk and a goodnight kiss?

You just hold that thought for a minute, k?



^.^

Hey! Now I'll never sleep!!!

COME BACK WITH MY MILK AND KISS

okay I'll give you some milk and a kiss, k?



You happy now, hmm?

*runs away*

there once was a little babby who posted on internet forums.

trolls came and ate him whole, the end.

Once upon at time

the end.

once time
there were a man
who gained an malicious malady
a man who could not have cognization, or memorization
a man, a sad case
not a single memory retainable
a man, an empty head
a diary he wrote was the last chance to who he was
the diaries he wrote, a multitude
he was a famous biography writer
he picks up the notes for his biog for wiston churchil
he reads the novella, thinking it's his diary
he becomes winstion churchill