darkSpyro

It's completely true and I'll take it to the grave if I have to.

You're hungry, in a room alone. You can't escape the room, what do you do using either duct tape or an uzi?

You're stuck in a capsule in orbit around the moon with limited oxygen and you need to get back to Earth.

Quote: kardonis

You're hungry, in a room alone. You can't escape the room, what do you do using either duct tape or an uzi?

Shoot the uzi down your throat to eat the bullets, and duct tape your stomach shut to stop the bleeding.

Quote: spyro and sonic

You're stuck in a capsule in orbit around the moon with limited oxygen and you need to get back to Earth.

Shoot yourself, be a ghost, fly back to Earth.

Step up your game, guys. These are all easy-peasy.

You can't find the last Amiibo (or Skylander, or Disney Infinity figure, or anything else you like to collect) for your collection.

Problem: prove this.

Quote: kardonis

You're hungry, in a room alone. You can't escape the room, what do you do using either duct tape or an uzi?

Take 2 strips of duct tape. put them on both sides of the uzi. Then, eat the uzi sandwich

Quote: spyro and sonic

You're stuck in a capsule in orbit around the moon with limited oxygen and you need to get back to Earth.

Tape the uzi to your stomach then fire the uzi, using it as a jetpack.

Quote: StormDragon21

You can't find the last Amiibo (or Skylander, or Disney Infinity figure, or anything else you like to collect) for your collection.

Rob the amiibo factory with your uzi.

Quote: spyro and sonic

Problem: prove this.

Too lazy to read that.

Solve a math problem that you're too lazy to figure out

I win.

Quote: StormDragon21

Solve a math problem that you're too lazy to figure out

Google it. Then use duct tape to tape a dollar to the math problem to bribe the teacher.

Quote: spyro and sonic

I win.

How?

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: StormDragon21

Solve a math problem that you're too lazy to figure out

Google it. Then use duct tape to tape a dollar to the math problem to bribe the teacher.

Google and a dollar are not part of the items you said you'd use. Duct tape or an uzi only.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: spyro and sonic

I win.

How?

You didn't provide a solution to the problem with your 2 items.

You are in a room full of nothingness, there is just you, the uzi without any bullets inside of it and a strip of dried out duct tape not on the roll

You are going to die, what do?

Quote: spyro and sonic

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: StormDragon21

Solve a math problem that you're too lazy to figure out

Google it. Then use duct tape to tape a dollar to the math problem to bribe the teacher.

Google and a dollar are not part of the items you said you'd use. Duct tape or an uzi only.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: spyro and sonic

I win.

How?

You didn't provide a solution to the problem with your 2 items.

I never said you had to only use duct tape and an uzi
I'm too lazy to solve the problem. If you want to summarize the wikipedia article for me go ahead but I'm not reading all that.

Quote: Lunarz

You are in a room full of nothingness, there is just you, the uzi without any bullets inside of it and a strip of dried out duct tape not on the roll

You are going to die, what do?

I don't see the problem. I'm fine if it's just me and my uzi.

What if the Uzi and Duct Tape actually arn't there.

tl;dr prove that the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function all have real part 1/2.

Quote: spyro and sonic

tl;dr prove that the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function all have real part 1/2.

ez

Shoot the math problems to bits with the uzi and then duct tape it together to make it look like you solved a simple math problem. i.e. find a 2, a +, another 2, an = and a 4 and tape them together

Technically you've solved the math problem by providing a solution with numbers given to you.

Quote: ViceEmargo

What if the Uzi and Duct Tape actually arn't there.

Then you rob a store with another uzi to get more duct tape and an uzi.

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: spyro and sonic

tl;dr prove that the non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function all have real part 1/2.

ez

Shoot the math problems to bits with the uzi and then duct tape it together to make it look like you solved a simple math problem. i.e. find a 2, a +, another 2, an = and a 4 and tape them together

Technically you've solved the math problem by providing a solution with numbers given to you.

Thanks for saving me an explanation.

You broke your spinal cord.

Quote: StormDragon21

You broke your spinal cord.

Duct tape it back together.

Problem: you're dead.

Quote: spyro and sonic

Problem: you're dead.

How'd you die?

Problem 1) Someone steals your Uzi and Duct Tape, then kills you with the Uzi. Therefore, you don't have a Uzi ir any Duct Tape, so you can only use nothing (and are dead). How do you get the Uzi and Duct Tape back by doing nothing (and are dead)? Being dead will not give you any additional abilities (such as going through walls), and you cannot use anything because your only two items you could use to solve the problem have been taken from you.

Problem 2: There are two signs pointing at eachother. One reads "False" (sign 1), the other reads "True" (sign 2), meaning sign 2 is supposedly false and sign 1 is supposedly true, but sign 1 cannot be true because sign 2 says it is false (because sign 2 reads "True" and is pointing to sign 1, which reads "False"). Like this:

[False]-> <-[True]

Using ONLY Duct Tape and a Uzi, how can you discover if both signs are true, both are false, or one is true and one is false?

Your uzi is broken and you have no duct tape, what do you fo?

I think I need to restate that you always have both an uzi and duct tape. They can't be taken from you.

Quote: Mesuxelf

I think I need to restate that you always have both an uzi and duct tape. They can't be taken from you.

How about problem 2? You still have your Uzi and Duct Tape:

Quote: Qcumber

Problem 2: There are two signs pointing at eachother. One reads "False" (sign 1), the other reads "True" (sign 2), meaning sign 2 is supposedly false and sign 1 is supposedly true, but sign 1 cannot be true because sign 2 says it is false (because sign 2 reads "True" and is pointing to sign 1, which reads "False"). Like this:

[False]-> <-[True]

Using ONLY Duct Tape and a Uzi, how can you discover if both signs are true, both are false, or one is true and one is false?

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

I think I need to restate that you always have both an uzi and duct tape. They can't be taken from you.

How about problem 2? You still have your Uzi and Duct Tape:

Quote: Qcumber

Problem 2: There are two signs pointing at eachother. One reads "False" (sign 1), the other reads "True" (sign 2), meaning sign 2 is supposedly false and sign 1 is supposedly true, but sign 1 cannot be true because sign 2 says it is false (because sign 2 reads "True" and is pointing to sign 1, which reads "False"). Like this:

[False]-> <-[True]

Using ONLY Duct Tape and a Uzi, how can you discover if both signs are true, both are false, or one is true and one is false?

Duct tape both signs together while facing each other, then put a false statement on the one that's pointing at false, and a true one on the one that's pointing true.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

I think I need to restate that you always have both an uzi and duct tape. They can't be taken from you.

How about problem 2? You still have your Uzi and Duct Tape:

Quote: Qcumber

Problem 2: There are two signs pointing at eachother. One reads "False" (sign 1), the other reads "True" (sign 2), meaning sign 2 is supposedly false and sign 1 is supposedly true, but sign 1 cannot be true because sign 2 says it is false (because sign 2 reads "True" and is pointing to sign 1, which reads "False"). Like this:

[False]-> <-[True]

Using ONLY Duct Tape and a Uzi, how can you discover if both signs are true, both are false, or one is true and one is false?

Duct tape both signs together while facing each other, then put a false statement on the one that's pointing at false, and a true one on the one that's pointing true.

But then it would be the same, but it would be reversed:

(sign 1)[True]-><-[False](sign 2)

Therefore, sign 1 would have to be true AND false, same with sign 2. But they can't be both true and false at the same time. Also, I don't think the Duct Tape helped with anything, so I'm not counting that as a use of a Uzi/Duct Tape unless you have a valid reason as to how it helped.

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

How about problem 2? You still have your Uzi and Duct Tape:

Duct tape both signs together while facing each other, then put a false statement on the one that's pointing at false, and a true one on the one that's pointing true.

But then it would be the same, but it would be reversed:

(sign 1)[True]-><-[False](sign 2)

Therefore, sign 1 would have to be true AND false, same with sign 2. But they can't be both true and false at the same time. Also, I don't think the Duct Tape helped with anything, so I'm not counting that as a use of a Uzi/Duct Tape unless you have a valid reason as to how it helped.

They're not pointing at eachother, they're pointing in opposite directions. The duct tape helped by duct taping them together.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

Duct tape both signs together while facing each other, then put a false statement on the one that's pointing at false, and a true one on the one that's pointing true.

But then it would be the same, but it would be reversed:

(sign 1)[True]-><-[False](sign 2)

Therefore, sign 1 would have to be true AND false, same with sign 2. But they can't be both true and false at the same time. Also, I don't think the Duct Tape helped with anything, so I'm not counting that as a use of a Uzi/Duct Tape unless you have a valid reason as to how it helped.

They're not pointing at eachother, they're pointing in opposite directions. The duct tape helped by duct taping them together.

Ok.

Problem 2: There is an alien invasion. The aliens have killed everyone besides you. However, they are invincible to everything, and anything involving Duct Tape or Uzis make them stronger. They lock you in a room with nothing but Duct Tape and a Uzi, but remember, the Duct Tape and Uzi wil only make the aliens stronger if you try doing anything with Duct Tape/Uzi. You only have 10 seconds before they kill you. The aliens are also unable to be tricked or negotiated/reasoned with. However, you must kill the aliens somehow. How do you kill them?

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

But then it would be the same, but it would be reversed:

(sign 1)[True]-><-[False](sign 2)

Therefore, sign 1 would have to be true AND false, same with sign 2. But they can't be both true and false at the same time. Also, I don't think the Duct Tape helped with anything, so I'm not counting that as a use of a Uzi/Duct Tape unless you have a valid reason as to how it helped.

They're not pointing at eachother, they're pointing in opposite directions. The duct tape helped by duct taping them together.

Ok.

Problem 2: There is an alien invasion. The aliens have killed everyone besides you. However, they are invincible to everything, and anything involving Duct Tape or Uzis make them stronger. They lock you in a room with nothing but Duct Tape and a Uzi, but remember, the Duct Tape and Uzi wil only make the aliens stronger if you try doing anything with Duct Tape/Uzi. You only have 10 seconds before they kill you. The aliens are also unable to be tricked or negotiated/reasoned with. However, you must kill the aliens somehow. How do you kill them?

Their goal is to kill me right? I'll kill myself before they can kill me

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

They're not pointing at eachother, they're pointing in opposite directions. The duct tape helped by duct taping them together.

Ok.

Problem 2: There is an alien invasion. The aliens have killed everyone besides you. However, they are invincible to everything, and anything involving Duct Tape or Uzis make them stronger. They lock you in a room with nothing but Duct Tape and a Uzi, but remember, the Duct Tape and Uzi wil only make the aliens stronger if you try doing anything with Duct Tape/Uzi. You only have 10 seconds before they kill you. The aliens are also unable to be tricked or negotiated/reasoned with. However, you must kill the aliens somehow. How do you kill them?

Their goal is to kill me right? I'll kill myself before they can kill me :D

Yes, but your goal (and therefore problem) is to kill them. However, you can't kill them if you're already dead (using a Uzi or Duct Tape).

Let me restate my above post:


You broke your spinal cord. What do you do?

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

Ok.

Problem 2: There is an alien invasion. The aliens have killed everyone besides you. However, they are invincible to everything, and anything involving Duct Tape or Uzis make them stronger. They lock you in a room with nothing but Duct Tape and a Uzi, but remember, the Duct Tape and Uzi wil only make the aliens stronger if you try doing anything with Duct Tape/Uzi. You only have 10 seconds before they kill you. The aliens are also unable to be tricked or negotiated/reasoned with. However, you must kill the aliens somehow. How do you kill them?

Their goal is to kill me right? I'll kill myself before they can kill me

Yes, but your goal (and therefore problem) is to kill them. However, you can't kill them if you're already dead (using a Uzi or Duct Tape).

Well then it's a stupid question. "you have to kill them but there is literally no way to kill them"

Quote: StormDragon21

Let me restate my above post:


You broke your spinal cord. What do you do?

Duct tape it back together.

The only correct course of action is to get drunk and set fire to things.

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Qcumber

Quote: Mesuxelf

Their goal is to kill me right? I'll kill myself before they can kill me :D

Yes, but your goal (and therefore problem) is to kill them. However, you can't kill them if you're already dead (using a Uzi or Duct Tape).

Well then it's a stupid question. "you have to kill them but there is literally no way to kill them"

Quote: StormDragon21

Let me restate my above post:


You broke your spinal cord. What do you do?

Duct tape it back together.

But it's still a problem, though. And it can't be solved by Duct Tape or a Uzi.

duck tape and uzis cant melt steel beams.

Quote: MoonHorizons

duck tape and uzis cant melt steel beams.

An uzi can't melt steel beams, but it can sure destroy one.

Quote: MoonHorizons

duck tape and uzis cant melt steel beams.

duct tape + uzi = 9/11 confirmed?

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote: MoonHorizons

duck tape and uzis cant melt steel beams.

duct tape + uzi = 9/11 confirmed?

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