darkSpyro

queef mcdinkledick is a paper delivery boy. at least he poses as one - every paper he has in his bag just says "the eternal night is a bad game". he throws them at random houses during his travels, and then he doubles back on his route the next day to make sure his paper was picked up. if a resident fails to pick up his paper, he uses his club tail thing to smash their front windows and throws a paper inside. he is frequently seen trying to escape authorities with his stupid tiny wings which barely do him any good. he has been in and out of prison 18 times so far and is currently being detained for what will likely result in a 19th prison sentence.

We're partying like its 2008 up in here. <.<;

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We're partying like its 2008 up in here. <.<;

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!SKYLANDERS????WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?SPYRO!!!!!!!!!

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We're partying like its 2008 up in here. <.<;

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!SKYLANDERS????WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?SPYRO!!!!!!!!!

It's funny because you didn't know that Spyro existed in 2008.

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We're partying like its 2008 up in here. <.<;

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!SKYLANDERS????WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?SPYRO!!!!!!!!!

It's funny because you didn't know that Spyro existed in 2008.

Well....i saw my cousin play spyro once..... but still never knew him until i got my wii

this is pat. she is the princess of accounting. she pretends to be an incompetent accountant by scanning her rear end with the company copy machine and sending stupid, pointless faxes to her coworkers, much to their annoyance. but this is just part of her cover. she has been committing accounting fraud for years and acquired hundreds of thousands of dollars from her company and spends it all on pocky and cardboard cutouts of matt damon. she has yet to be caught and sent to prison for this, but it is unlikely she would spend much, if any, time behind bars due to her parents being the king and queen of accounting.

layers mcwronggledong wanted to be an engineer very badly. he could not get accepted into any colleges, however. this is because he has absolutely no skills in spatial reasoning. even his body violates this - his horn that should appear to be behind the spikes on his head appears in front of them. in addition, his right wing floats just behind his body. these are very subtle things that only appear in the dragon creator rather than the final image to make darkspyro forum user big green look like a massive tool when she goes to actually post this, so she had to make a 3 second edit to make this joke work. even so, layers mcwronggledong was still stuck as merely a high school graduate and is seeking employment. currently, he heard a job as a newspaper delivery boy has opened up as the previous one was fired again... but until he gets hired, he is consumed by rage against colleges for ruining his engineering dream.

epic colorsful joke

Ylgu McSmelly Peterson was a good dragon who was cursed with absolute smelliness. Unfortunately he believes it to be ugliness and instead tries to hide himself covered in tons of clothing and a mask. He hides in a sewer and bathes in the sewage. He doesn't understand that people are repulsed by his smelly body. He actually isn't even ugly, he just stinks.

I like how everyone started writing back stories on their dragons