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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#1 Posted: 19:39:32 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Yeah, ask away. I don't even care that it's a trend, that's how cool I am.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#2 Posted: 19:41:14 28/04/2015
Are you cool, or are you kewl?
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#3 Posted: 19:45:41 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Greeble
Are you cool, or are you kewl?


The meaning of both words is subjective, so I suppose you get to decide what you think. I choose "cool" myself.
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#4 Posted: 20:26:22 28/04/2015
is samius your real name
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#5 Posted: 20:43:28 28/04/2015
Are you a being of logic?
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#6 Posted: 20:52:13 28/04/2015
Wanna play Halo sometime?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#7 Posted: 19:25:49 29/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: valskeletor
is samius your real name


No, my real name is Sami.

Quote: Greeble
Are you a being of logic?


Yes, I suppose you could say that.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Wanna play Halo sometime?


Sure. I own them all, but digging up my old Xbox 360 would be a hassle. If you have Xbone and MCC we could try to play someday.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#8 Posted: 19:32:40 29/04/2015
Quote: Samius

Quote: Mesuxelf
Wanna play Halo sometime?


Sure. I own them all, but digging up my old Xbox 360 would be a hassle. If you have Xbone and MCC we could try to play someday.


No, sorry. I only have the 360.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#9 Posted: 20:55:50 29/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Samius

Quote: Mesuxelf
Wanna play Halo sometime?


Sure. I own them all, but digging up my old Xbox 360 would be a hassle. If you have Xbone and MCC we could try to play someday.


No, sorry. I only have the 360.


Ah, yeah.. The advantages of being an employed adult.
Sorry, I'm not mocking you. I remember having to struggle with a crappy computer for years when I was in my teens, up to until I got out of the military, found a job and bought a new one myself.

Anyway, the last time I tried I had troubles connecting mine to Xbox Live. If I someday succeed, though, I'll let you know.

Also, you play Reach, right? Have you played any other Halo games?
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#10 Posted: 21:00:02 29/04/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Samius



Sure. I own them all, but digging up my old Xbox 360 would be a hassle. If you have Xbone and MCC we could try to play someday.


No, sorry. I only have the 360.


Ah, yeah.. The advantages of being an employed adult.
Sorry, I'm not mocking you. I remember having to struggle with a crappy computer for years when I was in my teens, up to until I got out of the military, found a job and bought a new one myself.

Anyway, the last time I tried I had troubles connecting mine to Xbox Live. If I someday succeed, though, I'll let you know.

Also, you play Reach, right? Have you played any other Halo games?



Ok, thanks.

I'm best at Reach, but I have Halo 4, Halo 3, And Halo 3:ODST also.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:01:35 29/04/2015 by Mesuxelf
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#11 Posted: 21:51:23 29/04/2015
Quote: Samius

Quote: Mesuxelf
Wanna play Halo sometime?


Sure. I own them all, but digging up my old Xbox 360 would be a hassle. If you have Xbone and MCC we could try to play someday.


What is Your personal opinion on the Xbox One and PS4?
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#12 Posted: 00:25:10 30/04/2015
How long is your dick flaccid?
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ViceEmargo Green Sparx Gems: 373
#13 Posted: 00:27:19 30/04/2015
What was the last thing (or only thing that is to say) that went through your mind before making this "Ask Topic?"
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"A closed mouth gathers no foot." - Confucius
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#14 Posted: 00:30:33 30/04/2015
Quote: somePerson
How long is your dick flaccid?



sP asking the real questions.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 00:31:00 30/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: somePerson
How long is your dick flaccid?



sP asking the real questions.


5 inches
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#16 Posted: 00:40:31 30/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: somePerson
How long is your dick flaccid?



sP asking the real questions.


5 inches


8 inches, bich
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#17 Posted: 00:42:11 30/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf



sP asking the real questions.


5 inches


8 inches, bich



dang,
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#18 Posted: 00:43:19 30/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael


5 inches


8 inches, bich



dang,


yeh, i work owt down below
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#19 Posted: 00:44:23 30/04/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf


8 inches, bich



dang,


yeh, i work owt down below



pics or it didnt happen
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#20 Posted: 00:44:49 30/04/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Badwolfmichael



dang,


yeh, i work owt down below



pics or it didnt happen



pm me bby
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#21 Posted: 00:47:26 30/04/2015
Is Mike Schmidt actually the killer in fnaf?
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#22 Posted: 01:13:03 30/04/2015
What is your favorite season?
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#23 Posted: 10:58:49 30/04/2015
pixil claims you are straighter than him, is that true?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#24 Posted: 17:35:24 30/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Gage
What is Your personal opinion on the Xbox One and PS4?


When you compare the two they're pretty much almost the same. However, Xbox One is more multi-purpose and has better exclusives IMO (yes, I'm talking about Halo). I don't dislike the PS4, but I've been an Xbox fanboy from since it first hit the market. I couldn't imagine not choosing Xbox One over PS4.

Quote: somePerson
How long is your dick flaccid?


Depends on how cold it is.

Quote: ViceEmargo
What was the last thing (or only thing that is to say) that went through your mind before making this "Ask Topic?"


"It's been a while since I last made a topic."

Quote: kardonis
Is Mike Schmidt actually the killer in fnaf?


No idea.

Quote: AvatariDragon
What is your favorite season?


The summer, though I lament that you can't see the stars in summertime in Finland. The sun doesn't set fully/at all at night and as a result we have very light nights (the complete opposite of our winter nights, which are ******* long).

Quote: arceustheprime
pixil claims you are straighter than him, is that true?


Probably.
TTD Hunter Gems: 6795
#25 Posted: 17:58:58 30/04/2015
How did you feel when you got the message from dark asking you if you wanted to become a mod?
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#26 Posted: 18:16:55 30/04/2015
Quote: Samius

Quote: somePerson
How long is your dick flaccid?


Depends on how cold it is.


47ºF.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#27 Posted: 18:20:36 30/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TTD
How did you feel when you got the message from dark asking you if you wanted to become a mod?


It was great. I've been on this site from since I was 14, and even back then I really wanted to become an important part of the community.
I had already applied once before, but I didn't get the spot. Most likely because at the time I had a funny, if a bit nasty habit of occasionally posting while drunk. Being wiser than that, I was confident that this time I'd have a better shot at it.

I have to say though, being a hunter isn't quite what I imagined it to be. I thought I'd be a lot busier with my mod duties, but I very rarely have to do anything.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Samius
Depends on how cold it is.


47ºF.


Look, I'm not going to tell you how long my dick is. I'll let it be known that I'm a big guy, and as such, all my parts are big. But that's all you're going to get.
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#28 Posted: 20:27:49 30/04/2015
How's the weather?
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Gay 4 GARcher
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#29 Posted: 21:35:02 30/04/2015
Have you ever killed someone for not respecting your authoritah?
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Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#30 Posted: 02:56:00 01/05/2015
Am i just a ghost you see now & then on here?
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Your messing with my Zen thing people. @Hawksider
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#31 Posted: 03:08:45 01/05/2015
Are you drunk?
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#32 Posted: 10:32:32 01/05/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: TTD
How did you feel when you got the message from dark asking you if you wanted to become a mod?


It was great. I've been on this site from since I was 14, and even back then I really wanted to become an important part of the community.
I had already applied once before, but I didn't get the spot. Most likely because at the time I had a funny, if a bit nasty habit of occasionally posting while drunk. Being wiser than that, I was confident that this time I'd have a better shot at it.

I have to say though, being a hunter isn't quite what I imagined it to be. I thought I'd be a lot busier with my mod duties, but I very rarely have to do anything.

Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Samius
Depends on how cold it is.


47ºF.


Look, I'm not going to tell you how long my dick is. I'll let it be known that I'm a big guy, and as such, all my parts are big. But that's all you're going to get.


So you have a larger than average brain?

Is that why you became a hunter?
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^ You all know it's true
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#33 Posted: 13:34:14 01/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
How's the weather?


It's good actually. It's warm and the sun in shining. A few minutes of light rain here and there, but that's quite relaxing actually.

Quote: Greeble
Have you ever killed someone for not respecting your authoritah?


I have not.

Quote: Knight Wolf
Am i just a ghost you see now & then on here?


To me? No, you're a user, and an old one at that. Therefore you always stick to my mind more than the newer users.

Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Are you drunk?


I am not.

Quote: Greeble
So you have a larger than average brain?

Is that why you became a hunter?


I'd like to think that I got this job because I was the best available person for it, or because I was super smart or something, but the reality is that being a hunter doesn't actually require that much intellect. It's a simple job, but what it does require is level-headedness, empathy and a good appraisal of character and judgement.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#34 Posted: 13:43:56 01/05/2015
Why not meme?
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#35 Posted: 13:54:03 01/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Why not meme?


Because memes suck.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#36 Posted: 13:59:20 01/05/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: StriderSwag
Why not meme?


Because memes suck.



you suck
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#37 Posted: 14:06:58 01/05/2015
When you go troll hunting, what is your weapon of choice?
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#38 Posted: 15:07:23 01/05/2015
What's your favorite color?

What is your favorite dessert, cake or pie?

Which would you rather do, swimming or running?

Stationary bike or bicycling for 5 miles for a good workout?

What animal is your favorite, a kitten or a puppy?

Are you in a good mood or a cranky mood, hmm?

Is it sunny today or is it raining?

Am I trying your patience right now, huh?

Am I doing a great job trying your patience, hmm?

Do you think I should start running away now?

Uh...

*runs away*
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#39 Posted: 15:16:35 01/05/2015
^ I think someone has been eating Coffee beans again.

What do you do for a living?
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Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#40 Posted: 17:41:18 01/05/2015
At this very moment, if you could have anything, which item do you desire the most?
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June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#41 Posted: 20:15:38 01/05/2015
did you do it
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#42 Posted: 20:24:43 01/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Greeble
When you go troll hunting, what is your weapon of choice?


Depends on what kind of trolls you mean.


Quote: thumper
What's your favorite color?

What is your favorite dessert, cake or pie?

Which would you rather do, swimming or running?

Stationary bike or bicycling for 5 miles for a good workout?

What animal is your favorite, a kitten or a puppy?

Are you in a good mood or a cranky mood, hmm?

Is it sunny today or is it raining?

Am I trying your patience right now, huh?

Am I doing a great job trying your patience, hmm?

Do you think I should start running away now?

Uh...

*runs away*


You always make a huge list of questions. Okay..

Neither. I don't really like cake, and I rarely eat pies.

Swimming.

Bicycling. A rapidly changing view keeps it interesting.

Neither. Humans are my favorite animals.

In a good mood. Everything is going well right now.

It was sunny. Now it's already late so it's dark.

No, you are not.

No, I suspect not.

No, you don't need to run.

What?

Why did you run?

Quote: Greeble
What do you do for a living?


I work in a warehouse of a local tools and spare parts dealer. It's a pretty large business for such a small town, and we export to over 20 countries.

It's a fun job (I get to drive around with a forklift), and the pay is great when you consider the fact that I still live with my parents and don't have to pay rent. We own a nice house with a big yard in a quiet, rural area. Plus the place where I work is only a 15 min drive away, so it wouldn't really make sense to move away yet.

Quote: Spyro Fanatic
At this very moment, if you could have anything, which item do you desire the most?


That's a tough one. I don't really take time to consider impossibilities. Well, I do daydream often, but that's a different story.

I would probably want something that could bring a vast amount of scientific progress to mankind. Like some highly advanced gadget that we could reverse-engineer, or maybe some data that would present us with a solution to some large problem that is currently holding us back, like information about a very cheap and highly applicable source of energy that posed no threat to the environment.

Quote: cowpowa23
did you do it


I suspect that I did not, seeing how I do not know what it was that happened, as you failed to present me with accurate information about whatever it was.

It is a possibility though, but we need to look into it more to find an answer.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:26:44 01/05/2015 by Samius
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#43 Posted: 20:49:07 01/05/2015
Excuse me Sir, you did not answer my first question.

What is your favorite color, hmm?

I failed trying your patience? Well alright then.

I ran away cause I can.

I'll walk away this time, k?

*walks away*
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#44 Posted: 21:02:50 01/05/2015
Am I a dweeb?
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icon from Empoh
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#45 Posted: 21:10:16 01/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: thumper
Excuse me Sir, you did not answer my first question.

What is your favorite color, hmm?

I failed trying your patience? Well alright then.

I ran away cause I can.

I'll walk away this time, k?

*walks away*


Oh, right.

That I am not sure of. I think different colors fit different situations.

Quote: Trix Master 100
Am I a dweeb?


You might be. I don't know.
Blayze Gold Sparx Gems: 2299
#46 Posted: 22:25:40 01/05/2015
Do you ever fear the picture returning its head again Sami?
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I'm wearing lots of belts..... for no reason at all ~Jinx
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#47 Posted: 23:15:53 01/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Blayze
Do you ever fear the picture returning its head again Sami?


What does that even mean?
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#48 Posted: 23:25:27 01/05/2015
Can you adopt me smilie?
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Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#49 Posted: 03:13:40 02/05/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: DragonCamo
How's the weather?


It's good actually. It's warm and the sun in shining. A few minutes of light rain here and there, but that's quite relaxing actually.

Quote: Greeble
Have you ever killed someone for not respecting your authoritah?


I have not.

Quote: Knight Wolf
Am i just a ghost you see now & then on here?


To me? No, you're a user, and an old one at that. Therefore you always stick to my mind more than the newer users.

Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
Are you drunk?


I am not.

Quote: Greeble
So you have a larger than average brain?

Is that why you became a hunter?


I'd like to think that I got this job because I was the best available person for it, or because I was super smart or something, but the reality is that being a hunter doesn't actually require that much intellect. It's a simple job, but what it does require is level-headedness, empathy and a good appraisal of character and judgement.


Oh, the feels man. I'ma go watch some X-Files & get tearey over this.
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Your messing with my Zen thing people. @Hawksider
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#50 Posted: 13:15:47 02/05/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Greeble
Can you adopt me smilie?


No.

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