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How do I get a bf?? [CLOSED]
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#1 Posted: 21:33:07 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
How??????????????
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#2 Posted: 21:34:40 26/04/2015
take me
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#3 Posted: 21:35:51 26/04/2015
Murder his whole family then hold him hostage. Eventually he'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then he'll be yours forever.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#4 Posted: 21:43:10 26/04/2015
Get him pregnant, then he'll have to marry you to save his honour.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:43:22 26/04/2015 by spyrolvr96
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#5 Posted: 23:09:03 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
need moar advice
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#6 Posted: 23:13:26 26/04/2015
  1. Go up to little boy
  2. Grab his penis
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ????????????
  5. Profit
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#7 Posted: 23:18:34 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
  1. Go up to little boy
  2. Grab his penis
  3. Have sex that night
  4. ????????????
  5. Profit



Thanks!!!!!!!!!!
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#8 Posted: 23:20:50 26/04/2015
Stalk him 24/7 and take many pictures of him while he is unaware. However, make sure he does not notice you. Follow him around and listen to his every conversation. Also, get to know his friends and especially the females around him. If any of them remotely like him, or if he has feelings for them, kill them. After getting rid of all your rivals, be it through murder or kidnap, you will go up to him and confess your feelings and he will love you.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#9 Posted: 23:21:33 26/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
need moar advice


I'll give you some advice, k?

First you wanna walk up to him and look at his butt, compliment him on his butt.
Look at him then bite your lower lip and say "hey baby, nice butt"
You must wink at him, that there wink is gonna mean a lot to him.
Take him to Burger King and smile when you order a Whopper

Now if this works, you must get his phone number so you can make your own plans, k? smilie
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#10 Posted: 23:23:44 26/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: thumper
Quote: spyro and sonic
need moar advice


I'll give you some advice, k?

First you wanna walk up to him and look at his butt, compliment him on his butt.
Look at him then bite your lower lip and say "hey baby, nice butt"
You must wink at him, that there wink is gonna mean a lot to him.
Take him to Burger King and smile when you order a Whopper

Now if this works, you must get his phone number so you can make your own plans, k? smilie



That totally sounds like something I would do.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:25:52 26/04/2015 by spyro and sonic
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#11 Posted: 23:55:18 26/04/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Threaten to destroy the world using your giant, fire-spewing, dragon dong if he doesn't make sweet sweet love to right then and there.

That always works for me.


Of course that would work for you Sesshomaru, you are the King.

I

I'm..

*runs away*
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#12 Posted: 00:20:20 27/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
How??????????????



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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#13 Posted: 00:27:40 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: spyro and sonic
How??????????????



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shoving weiners in my mouth all the time
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3738
#14 Posted: 01:58:41 27/04/2015
ayy bby u w1 sum ***
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#15 Posted: 02:00:01 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
ayy bby u w1 sum ***



I understood some of that.
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#16 Posted: 11:14:10 27/04/2015
Well this topic is not helping me.
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And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 12:16:57 27/04/2015
Challenge him to an arm wrestling contest, when you win you'll prove that you're strong and he'll want to be with you.

That could also work for the ladies looking for a bf as well.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#18 Posted: 15:40:23 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
So in general: just prove your dominance.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#19 Posted: 15:41:09 27/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
So in general: just prove your dominance.


Hump his leg
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#20 Posted: 15:48:00 27/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: spyro and sonic
So in general: just prove your dominance.


Hump his leg


Can do.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#21 Posted: 15:55:50 27/04/2015
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#22 Posted: 15:59:08 27/04/2015
I-....

Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: spyro and sonic
So in general: just prove your dominance.


Hump his leg



^yes do this
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"Moo".
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#23 Posted: 12:34:18 28/04/2015
offer to stick it in his butt.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#24 Posted: 14:26:58 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Philomena
offer to stick it in his butt.



That gets all the guys.
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#25 Posted: 15:05:41 28/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
̶o̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ stick it in his butt.


There, that's better.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#26 Posted: 16:52:37 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: Philomena
̶o̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ stick it in his butt.


There, that's better.



surprise buttsex!
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#27 Posted: 19:23:28 28/04/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Murder his whole family then hold him hostage. Eventually he'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then he'll be yours forever.


i think theres a lifetime movie like this, except less murder
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#28 Posted: 19:25:32 28/04/2015
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
Murder his whole family then hold him hostage. Eventually he'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then he'll be yours forever.


i think theres a lifetime movie like this, except less murder



Less murder makes me sad smilie
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#29 Posted: 22:15:19 28/04/2015
bend over
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#30 Posted: 22:16:55 28/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
bend over


That would allow an optimal view of my butt which would attract others. Good idea.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#31 Posted: 22:31:53 28/04/2015
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
Murder his whole family then hold him hostage. Eventually he'll develop Stockholm Syndrome and then he'll be yours forever.


i think theres a lifetime movie like this, except less murder


I don't doubt it lol
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