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I challenged TheFlyingSeal [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 02:06:58 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
TFS and I were working on an assignment of mine for my Drama class, and I was being a baby and said a 1 page play review was too long of a task for 8 PM. She said "That's not hard, I could write a play review in seconds." So naturally, I proposed a challenge. I get to have the pleasure of meeting her this summer. If she succeeds, she'd get $25 USD for the first page, and $5 for each page thereafter. She was also allowed a paragraph beforehand to explain what the doc was, because she likes her computer organized like that.

In this quote, I have provided for you all of what she wrote in the entire time span:

Quote: TheFlyingSeal's Google Doc
Guardians of the Galaxy Review - The challenge is that I could write this review in under a minute for 25 dollars. And extra 5 dollars per extra page. Could I do it? Let’s see mother ****ers.

GOTG was a fantastic movie, i believed, overall. It stars Chris Pratt as the loveable star-Lord who starts off the movie as a sort of rogue, stealing person guy. I don’t know the actually name, sorry. He laughs

alright i couldn’t do it


So there you have it folks, our heroine couldn't complete the task in the time allotted.
But she didn't go home empty handed, she still won the rights to a popular restaurant she frequents!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:07:20 22/04/2015 by StriderSwag
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#2 Posted: 02:09:03 22/04/2015
I DON'T NEED YOUR SASS
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 02:09:39 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I NEED YOUR ASS



fixed
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#4 Posted: 02:10:11 22/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I NEED YOUR ASS



fixed



said no one ever
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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#5 Posted: 02:10:24 22/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I NEED YOUR ASS



fixed



wow i didnt know u were gay for me
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#6 Posted: 02:11:36 22/04/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I NEED YOUR ASS



fixed



wow i didnt know u were gay for me



baby who isn't
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tubular
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#7 Posted: 02:14:52 22/04/2015
Quote: valskeletor
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag



fixed



wow i didnt know u were gay for me



baby who isn't


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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#8 Posted: 02:15:48 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I NEED YOUR ASS



fixed



wow i didnt know u were gay for me


seal
youve opened up places in me i never knew existed
like my butt
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 03:21:44 22/04/2015
I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#10 Posted: 03:22:35 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five



e.e
im not giving you 25 bucks
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#11 Posted: 14:57:02 22/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five


You shouldn't spread that around, it might put the ladies off.
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#12 Posted: 15:02:40 22/04/2015
What if I wrote a 1 page film review in under 5 minutes?
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 15:07:35 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
What if I wrote a 1 page film review in under 5 minutes?



That's a thing people can actually do tho
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#14 Posted: 15:45:17 22/04/2015
3 minutes?
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#15 Posted: 15:53:18 22/04/2015
Quote: CAV
3 minutes?


That would be impressive.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#16 Posted: 18:06:09 22/04/2015
That's exciting that y'all get to meet smilie
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#17 Posted: 18:10:54 22/04/2015
Quote:
So Guardians of the Galaxy is the best ****ing thing ever

"if there was a light in here it would look like a jackson pollock painting"
hahaha male reproductive fluids


there you go give me my 25 american dollarions
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#18 Posted: 18:18:52 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom
Quote:
So Guardians of the Galaxy is the best ****ing thing ever

"if there was a light in here it would look like a jackson pollock painting"
hahaha male reproductive fluids


there you go give me my 25 american dollarions



That is not a page
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#19 Posted: 18:21:58 22/04/2015
^Do you really want me to write a page?

I'll seriously write a page if you pay.
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#20 Posted: 18:58:36 22/04/2015
Quote: CAV
^Do you really want me to write a page?

I'll seriously write a page if you pay.



dont do it man time goes faster than you think
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#21 Posted: 19:05:25 22/04/2015
I'm willing to try if it means profit. I'm operating on 1.5 cups of coffee.
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#22 Posted: 19:50:24 22/04/2015
When is Mega Weenie Monday?
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#23 Posted: 20:37:17 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
^Do you really want me to write a page?

I'll seriously write a page if you pay.


I spent the money already because Seal failed

Quote: Wreckingball13
When is Mega Weenie Monday?


Ask Seal its her restaurant
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#24 Posted: 01:04:36 23/04/2015 | Topic Creator
CHALLENGER APPROACHING! (and apparently according to CAV double posting isn't against the rules, if it is, crucify me, idgaf)

A new contestant has stepped into the game! Your noble forum protector, CAV, decided to take up this challenge! The same rules apply, except since I'm not meeting CAV, he'd be getting a Steam game of my choice. He still gets a paragraph intro and some final thoughts.

In the quote provided is what our new contestant wrote in the allotted time span:

Quote: CAV's Google Doc
I’m a poor ass mother****er and I need money or Steam games so I am doing this challenge. This is The Avengers, that one movie everyone circlejerks over as example of why DC will never make a better cinematic universe even though they’re off to a better start than people really realize. It made a billion dollars because every film does that nowadays.

The Avengers is the culmination of Marvel’s efforts to have complete control over their ****. They made a lot of movies like Iron Man and they made a trend of post credit scenes that annoy the **** out of everyone and people leave early and they miss Howard the Duck SPOILERS HOWARD THE DUCK WAS IN GOTG anyway The Avengers was pretty great. But I don’t know if it was better than Batman I mean Bane is a good villain 10/10


I swear if I had 3 minutes I could fill at least half.


There you have it, the noble Hunter was unable to best the challenge. But he didn't leave without a prize, he still ended up using his fame to get the plastic surgery he's always wanted!
wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5250
#25 Posted: 01:41:50 23/04/2015
Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc
StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN


This is what I got done in a minute. smilie
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#26 Posted: 01:43:29 23/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc
StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN


This is what I got done in a minute. smilie


This is what you get! Enjoy your prize!
wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5250
#27 Posted: 01:46:32 23/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc
StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN


This is what I got done in a minute. smilie


This is what you get! Enjoy your prize!



Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day!
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#28 Posted: 01:49:22 23/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wavesorcerer14


This is what I got done in a minute. smilie


This is what you get! Enjoy your prize!



Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day!


that song is very special
keep it secret
keep it safe
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#29 Posted: 01:49:37 23/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: StriderSwag



Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day!


that song is very special
keep it secret
keep it safe



what a fair prize
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#30 Posted: 15:48:22 23/04/2015
Do i get a prize for being me?
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