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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#1 Posted: 02:06:58 22/04/2015 | Topic Creator

TFS and I were working on an assignment of mine for my Drama class, and I was being a baby and said a 1 page play review was too long of a task for 8 PM. She said "That's not hard, I could write a play review in seconds." So naturally, I proposed a challenge. I get to have the pleasure of meeting her this summer. If she succeeds, she'd get $25 USD for the first page, and $5 for each page thereafter. She was also allowed a paragraph beforehand to explain what the doc was, because she likes her computer organized like that.

In this quote, I have provided for you all of what she wrote in the entire time span:

Quote: TheFlyingSeal's Google Doc

Guardians of the Galaxy Review - The challenge is that I could write this review in under a minute for 25 dollars. And extra 5 dollars per extra page. Could I do it? Let’s see mother ****ers.

GOTG was a fantastic movie, i believed, overall. It stars Chris Pratt as the loveable star-Lord who starts off the movie as a sort of rogue, stealing person guy. I don’t know the actually name, sorry. He laughs

alright i couldn’t do it

So there you have it folks, our heroine couldn't complete the task in the time allotted.
But she didn't go home empty handed, she still won the rights to a popular restaurant she frequents!

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:07:20 22/04/2015 by StriderSwag

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#2 Posted: 02:09:03 22/04/2015 I DON'T NEED YOUR SASS --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#3 Posted: 02:09:39 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: TheFlyingSeal I NEED YOUR ASS fixed

valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155	#4 Posted: 02:10:11 22/04/2015 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I NEED YOUR ASS fixed said no one ever --- tubular

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#5 Posted: 02:10:24 22/04/2015 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I NEED YOUR ASS fixed wow i didnt know u were gay for me --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155	#6 Posted: 02:11:36 22/04/2015 Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I NEED YOUR ASS fixed wow i didnt know u were gay for me baby who isn't --- tubular

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#7 Posted: 02:14:52 22/04/2015 Quote: valskeletor Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag fixed wow i didnt know u were gay for me baby who isn't - - - - --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#8 Posted: 02:15:48 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I NEED YOUR ASS fixed wow i didnt know u were gay for me seal youve opened up places in me i never knew existed like my butt

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#9 Posted: 03:21:44 22/04/2015 I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#10 Posted: 03:22:35 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Lunarz I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five e.e im not giving you 25 bucks

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#11 Posted: 14:57:02 22/04/2015 Quote: Lunarz I could do it in under twenty minutes, probs less than ten, maybe less than five You shouldn't spread that around, it might put the ladies off. --- ^ You all know it's true

CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430	#12 Posted: 15:02:40 22/04/2015 What if I wrote a 1 page film review in under 5 minutes?

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#13 Posted: 15:07:35 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: CAV What if I wrote a 1 page film review in under 5 minutes? That's a thing people can actually do tho

CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430	#14 Posted: 15:45:17 22/04/2015 3 minutes?

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#15 Posted: 15:53:18 22/04/2015 Quote: CAV 3 minutes? That would be impressive. --- ^ You all know it's true

AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254	#16 Posted: 18:06:09 22/04/2015 That's exciting that y'all get to meet

BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262	#17 Posted: 18:10:54 22/04/2015 Quote: So Guardians of the Galaxy is the best ***ing thing ever "if there was a light in here it would look like a jackson pollock painting" hahaha male reproductive fluids there you go give me my 25 american dollarions --- this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave.*

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#18 Posted: 18:18:52 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: BigBoom Quote: So Guardians of the Galaxy is the best ****ing thing ever "if there was a light in here it would look like a jackson pollock painting" hahaha male reproductive fluids there you go give me my 25 american dollarions That is not a page

CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430	#19 Posted: 18:21:58 22/04/2015 ^Do you really want me to write a page? I'll seriously write a page if you pay.

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#20 Posted: 18:58:36 22/04/2015 Quote: CAV ^Do you really want me to write a page? I'll seriously write a page if you pay. dont do it man time goes faster than you think --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430	#21 Posted: 19:05:25 22/04/2015 I'm willing to try if it means profit. I'm operating on 1.5 cups of coffee.

Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583	#22 Posted: 19:50:24 22/04/2015 When is Mega Weenie Monday?

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#23 Posted: 20:37:17 22/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: CAV ^Do you really want me to write a page? I'll seriously write a page if you pay. I spent the money already because Seal failed Quote: Wreckingball13 When is Mega Weenie Monday? Ask Seal its her restaurant

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#24 Posted: 01:04:36 23/04/2015 | Topic Creator

CHALLENGER APPROACHING! (and apparently according to CAV double posting isn't against the rules, if it is, crucify me, idgaf)

A new contestant has stepped into the game! Your noble forum protector, CAV, decided to take up this challenge! The same rules apply, except since I'm not meeting CAV, he'd be getting a Steam game of my choice. He still gets a paragraph intro and some final thoughts.

In the quote provided is what our new contestant wrote in the allotted time span:

Quote: CAV's Google Doc

I’m a poor ass mother****er and I need money or Steam games so I am doing this challenge. This is The Avengers, that one movie everyone circlejerks over as example of why DC will never make a better cinematic universe even though they’re off to a better start than people really realize. It made a billion dollars because every film does that nowadays.

The Avengers is the culmination of Marvel’s efforts to have complete control over their ****. They made a lot of movies like Iron Man and they made a trend of post credit scenes that annoy the **** out of everyone and people leave early and they miss Howard the Duck SPOILERS HOWARD THE DUCK WAS IN GOTG anyway The Avengers was pretty great. But I don’t know if it was better than Batman I mean Bane is a good villain 10/10

I swear if I had 3 minutes I could fill at least half.

There you have it, the noble Hunter was unable to best the challenge. But he didn't leave without a prize, he still ended up using his fame to get the plastic surgery he's always wanted!

wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5250

#25 Posted: 01:41:50 23/04/2015

Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc

StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN

This is what I got done in a minute.

---
"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#26 Posted: 01:43:29 23/04/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc
StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN

This is what I got done in a minute.

This is what you get! Enjoy your prize!

wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5250

#27 Posted: 01:46:32 23/04/2015

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: wavesorcerer14
Quote: wavesorcerer14's Google Doc
StriderSwag is a user on darkSpyro who is challenging users to write a report on a movie for $25 if they finish the first page and $5 for each additional page. That is weird but at least the losers come home with their dreams such as restaurants and surgery!

OVERALL RATING
2/10
Too much writing & surgery- IGN

This is what I got done in a minute.

This is what you get! Enjoy your prize!

Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day!

---
"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#28 Posted: 01:49:22 23/04/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: wavesorcerer14 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wavesorcerer14 This is what I got done in a minute. This is what you get! Enjoy your prize! Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day! that song is very special keep it secret keep it safe

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#29 Posted: 01:49:37 23/04/2015 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: wavesorcerer14 Quote: StriderSwag This is what you get! Enjoy your prize! Yay, I get a song that I could watch on YouTube any old day! that song is very special keep it secret keep it safe what a fair prize

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#30 Posted: 15:48:22 23/04/2015 Do i get a prize for being me? --- ^ You all know it's true

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