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Kardonis is getting married [CLOSED]
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#1 Posted: 02:33:54 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
The bride is
Spyrobaro



We will have mushroom kingdom wedding cake for the guests, and the ring bearer will be Bowser Jr.
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#2 Posted: 02:35:35 16/04/2015
wtf
..
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you never saw me
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#3 Posted: 02:40:52 16/04/2015
I, uh, what?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#4 Posted: 02:41:53 16/04/2015
Hang on one minute I don't believe kard ever agreed to this
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you never saw me
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#5 Posted: 02:42:19 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: kardonis
I, uh, what?

Your both Bowser, therefor perfect match!
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#6 Posted: 02:42:52 16/04/2015
omg

its happened


spyrobaro has grown up


ITS HABBENING-
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 02:45:41 16/04/2015
Uhm, does the other party know?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#8 Posted: 02:53:15 16/04/2015
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#9 Posted: 02:53:42 16/04/2015
Quote: Spyrobaro
i did not consent to this



your avatar with this message and kardonis's avatar are perfect.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#10 Posted: 02:54:53 16/04/2015
Never heard of her.
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Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 02:56:33 16/04/2015
Quote: kardonis
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????



There's only one thing to do.

Kill him.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#12 Posted: 02:59:05 16/04/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: kardonis
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????



There's only one thing to do.

Kill him.



Excellent point.

But how? hmmm, lava? Chain chomps? Piranha plants? Shot? Crushed? Sawed in half? Frozen? Ran over? Exploded? Beaten? choices, choices....
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 03:01:31 16/04/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: kardonis
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????



There's only one thing to do.

Kill him.


YOU CALLED THE RIGHT PERSON

GREENY, HITGIRL EXTRAORDINAIRE, AT YOUR SERVICE
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#14 Posted: 03:03:34 16/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: kardonis
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????



There's only one thing to do.

.....kill the Batman?

Kill him.


YOU CALLED THE RIGHT PERSON

GREENY, HITGIRL EXTRAORDINAIRE, AT YOUR SERVICE


I'D HIT THAT GIRL TOO

I mean...Something not sexual.

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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#15 Posted: 03:07:31 16/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: MoonHorizons



There's only one thing to do.

.....kill the Batman?

Kill him.


YOU CALLED THE RIGHT PERSON

GREENY, HITGIRL EXTRAORDINAIRE, AT YOUR SERVICE


I'D HIT THAT GIRL TOO

I mean...Something not sexual.

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You've been downgraded from Co-Hitperson to Sidekick due to insubordinance D:<
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#16 Posted: 03:07:44 16/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: kardonis
Windumup, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????



There's only one thing to do.

Kill him.


YOU CALLED THE RIGHT PERSON

GREENY, HITGIRL EXTRAORDINAIRE, AT YOUR SERVICE


I have called you to assassinate a criminal who forced a marriage between Kardonis and Spyrobaro.

Said criminal's name is....

Windumup.

Go mercenary, your pay will be extraordinary and will exceed all beliefs.

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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#17 Posted: 22:05:58 16/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Great my mission to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by forcing the two Bowsers to marry each other didnt work! Only one thing to do, unleash Robo Mario
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#18 Posted: 00:14:48 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Great my mission to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by forcing the two Bowsers to marry each other didnt work! Only one thing to do, unleash Robo Mario



YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!!

besides, I still have the army of cosmic marios, and death cloud marios, and shadow mario. Maybe Bleck will teach me that thing they did with Mr. L, then I can have the brothers work for me!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#19 Posted: 02:16:10 17/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: kardonis
Quote: Windumup
Great my mission to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by forcing the two Bowsers to marry each other didnt work! Only one thing to do, unleash Robo Mario



YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!!

besides, I still have the army of cosmic marios, and death cloud marios, and shadow mario. Maybe Bleck will teach me that thing they did with Mr. L, then I can have the brothers work for me!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[User Posted Image]
gg no re
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#20 Posted: 02:17:26 17/04/2015
I MISSED IM SORRY
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#21 Posted: 02:26:49 17/04/2015
ooooh, I'm sooooooo scared.

C'mon, the bucket of bolts could NEVER take me down, I have armies, airships, artillery, magic, necromancy, size manipulation, dark matter, controlling gravity, the power to CREATE ENTIRE WORLDS!

Oh, and a large amount of robotnic-esque mechs that my son uses.

Seriously, you're outmatched, what makes you think one puny robot can defeat me in an ACTUAL WAR?
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#22 Posted: 03:41:27 17/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: kardonis
ooooh, I'm sooooooo scared.

C'mon, the bucket of bolts could NEVER take me down, I have armies, airships, artillery, magic, necromancy, size manipulation, dark matter, controlling gravity, the power to CREATE ENTIRE WORLDS!

Oh, and a large amount of robotnic-esque mechs that my son uses.

Seriously, you're outmatched, what makes you think one puny robot can defeat me in an ACTUAL WAR?



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#23 Posted: 04:04:01 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: kardonis
ooooh, I'm sooooooo scared.

C'mon, the bucket of bolts could NEVER take me down, I have armies, airships, artillery, magic, necromancy, size manipulation, dark matter, controlling gravity, the power to CREATE ENTIRE WORLDS!

Oh, and a large amount of robotnic-esque mechs that my son uses.

Seriously, you're outmatched, what makes you think one puny robot can defeat me in an ACTUAL WAR?



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with



Why abbreviate it if you're just going to explain it right after? Rather defeats the point of abbreviation.

*slices Robo-Mario in half* Are we done now? >.>
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#24 Posted: 04:59:04 17/04/2015
I was gone for like three days WHAT HAPPENED
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#25 Posted: 06:04:13 17/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup
Quote: kardonis
ooooh, I'm sooooooo scared.

C'mon, the bucket of bolts could NEVER take me down, I have armies, airships, artillery, magic, necromancy, size manipulation, dark matter, controlling gravity, the power to CREATE ENTIRE WORLDS!

Oh, and a large amount of robotnic-esque mechs that my son uses.

Seriously, you're outmatched, what makes you think one puny robot can defeat me in an ACTUAL WAR?



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with



Why abbreviate it if you're just going to explain it right after? Rather defeats the point of abbreviation.

*slices Robo-Mario in half* Are we done now? >.>


two more Robarios form
Cutting it in half only duplicates it. Oh and also I wonder where Bowser Jr. is right now smilie
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#26 Posted: 06:09:54 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with



Why abbreviate it if you're just going to explain it right after? Rather defeats the point of abbreviation.

*slices Robo-Mario in half* Are we done now? >.>


two more Robarios form
Cutting it in half only duplicates it. Oh and also I wonder where Bowser Jr. is right now smilie




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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#27 Posted: 06:58:20 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with



Why abbreviate it if you're just going to explain it right after? Rather defeats the point of abbreviation.

*slices Robo-Mario in half* Are we done now? >.>


two more Robarios form
Cutting it in half only duplicates it. Oh and also I wonder where Bowser Jr. is right now smilie


Oh fne then... *melts them*
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
BlackWing116 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1480
#28 Posted: 09:39:05 17/04/2015
Quote: kardonis
ooooh, I'm sooooooo scared.

C'mon, the bucket of bolts could NEVER take me down, I have armies, airships, artillery, magic, necromancy, size manipulation, dark matter, controlling gravity, the power to CREATE ENTIRE WORLDS!

Oh, and a large amount of robotnic-esque mechs that my son uses.

Seriously, you're outmatched, what makes you think one puny robot can defeat me in an ACTUAL WAR?



You would even have allies from otther game universes.....
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#29 Posted: 12:45:45 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup



Robario (Robo Mario) can take control of anything at will no matter how big or small, regardless of amount.
Your army are mere toys for Robario to play with



Why abbreviate it if you're just going to explain it right after? Rather defeats the point of abbreviation.

*slices Robo-Mario in half* Are we done now? >.>


two more Robarios form
Cutting it in half only duplicates it. Oh and also I wonder where Bowser Jr. is right now smilie



Good question, you take the little scamp, he's nothing but annoyance to me.

*grabs Jr., Windumup, and both robot marios*

Sure, they might not be able to be destroyed, but....

*creates black hole*

HOW ABOUT THIS?

*tosses them in*

problem solved.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#30 Posted: 12:50:26 17/04/2015
Jr noooooooooooooooooooo
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#31 Posted: 12:54:17 17/04/2015
Congratulations.

*throws confetti*
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^ You all know it's true
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#32 Posted: 13:35:49 17/04/2015 | Topic Creator
jumps out of black hole with both robo marios
Congratulations *throws confetti* you just killed Bowser Jr.
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#33 Posted: 13:42:36 17/04/2015
one does not simply "jump out of a black hole"
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#34 Posted: 15:21:41 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
jumps out of black hole with both robo marios
Congratulations *throws confetti* you just killed Bowser Jr.


Poor Bower Jr. smilie
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^ You all know it's true
gillgrunt987 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8254
#35 Posted: 15:23:12 17/04/2015
Quote: I-Brawler
one does not simply "jump out of a black hole"


aye this man speaks the truth
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I can survive scalding hot coffee and being whipped for 24 hours a day. Digestive biscuits or riot.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#36 Posted: 17:30:59 17/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
jumps out of black hole with both robo marios
Congratulations *throws confetti* you just killed Bowser Jr.



*throws the robots into a pool of lava*

There's plenty of it around Bowser's many castles.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#37 Posted: 03:07:47 18/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup
jumps out of black hole with both robo marios
Congratulations *throws confetti* you just killed Bowser Jr.



*throws the robots into a pool of lava*

There's plenty of it around Bowser's many castles.



Lava proof, they are meant to fight Bowser after all
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:25:09 18/04/2015 by Windumup
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#38 Posted: 11:40:23 18/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Seiki
Quote: Windumup
jumps out of black hole with both robo marios
Congratulations *throws confetti* you just killed Bowser Jr.



*throws the robots into a pool of lava*

There's plenty of it around Bowser's many castles.



Lava proof, they arent meant to fight Bowser after all


*electrocutes them*

now they shouldn't be functional at all
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#39 Posted: 15:32:49 23/04/2015
Did Bower Jr. survive?
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^ You all know it's true
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#40 Posted: 00:19:03 24/04/2015
You forgot to \bump lol

anyway, yeah, the infinite magical energy of Kamek was enough to overcome the black hole and retrieve him.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#41 Posted: 00:27:37 24/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Greeble
Did Bower Jr. survive?


Greeble why did you bump this? *sprays Greeble with spray bottle*
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#42 Posted: 14:15:10 24/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Greeble
Did Bower Jr. survive?


Greeble why did you bump this? *sprays Greeble with spray bottle*


*hisses and runs away*

I felt it was needed.......
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^ You all know it's true
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