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Give me fanfics and I'll write them [CLOSED]
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#1 Posted: 03:59:09 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
You read the title, let's do this.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#2 Posted: 04:00:36 09/04/2015
Badwolfmichael on an adventure
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#3 Posted: 04:06:12 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Badwolfmichael on an adventure


It was a dark and stormy night, but not really because it was day. Badwolfmichael was watching hockey boxing on his tv tube when he decided he wanted to go out on an adventurequest. "Gee willikers, I sure golly gee want to go on a venture to some place!" So he got up and walked to his kitchen stove and then back to his couch 'Wowee!' He exclaimed "I'll never try something like that ever again!" But he did later when he made a strudel

The End
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#4 Posted: 04:19:58 09/04/2015
An explicit gay smut Roxas on Sora fic.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 04:20:48 09/04/2015
Quote: Seiki
An explicit gay smut Roxas on Sora fic.



If you want it THAT badly I'll actually work on one tomorrow.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#6 Posted: 04:22:49 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Seiki
An explicit gay smut Roxas on Sora fic.



Roxas did sexy things to Sora's reproductive organs and Sora liked it alot and some other sex acts and explicit behavior occurred.

The end
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:23:29 09/04/2015 by Lunarz
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#7 Posted: 04:43:19 09/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Seiki
An explicit gay smut Roxas on Sora fic.



If you want it THAT badly I'll actually work on one tomorrow.



If I was truly desperate, I could likely find one somewhere online. smilie It's just a way to exploit the broad promise of writing any fanfic idea suggested with something I would enjoy reading and at the same time against the forums rules.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#8 Posted: 05:19:54 09/04/2015
Quote: Seiki
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Seiki
An explicit gay smut Roxas on Sora fic.


If you want it THAT badly I'll actually work on one tomorrow.



If I was truly desperate, I could likely find one somewhere online. smilie It's just a way to exploit the broad promise of writing any fanfic idea suggested with something I would enjoy reading and at the same time against the forums rules.

Wait..that's against the forums rules?
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#9 Posted: 05:23:14 09/04/2015
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: Seiki
Quote: StriderSwag


If you want it THAT badly I'll actually work on one tomorrow.



If I was truly desperate, I could likely find one somewhere online. smilie It's just a way to exploit the broad promise of writing any fanfic idea suggested with something I would enjoy reading and at the same time against the forums rules.

Wait..that's against the forums rules?


Mhm...
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 05:25:20 09/04/2015
Metallo joins a USSOCOM unit (pick whatever one) and fights the Moon Spiders to fulfill the Dragon Lord's prophecy


(Combining my three favorite genres of fiction <3)
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#11 Posted: 05:27:57 09/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: Seiki



If I was truly desperate, I could likely find one somewhere online. smilie It's just a way to exploit the broad promise of writing any fanfic idea suggested with something I would enjoy reading and at the same time against the forums rules.

Wait..that's against the forums rules?


Mhm...


How? I've seen people posting about raining dicks falling into behajiwnahheyeu and they never got deleted. So I thought that talking about it instead of just straight up posting porn was ok
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#12 Posted: 05:35:27 09/04/2015
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Ninpire

Wait..that's against the forums rules?


Mhm...


How? I've seen people posting about raining dicks falling into behajiwnahheyeu and they never got deleted. So I thought that talking about it instead of just straight up posting porn was ok


The request is for explicit sex fic. Basically, porn but in a written form as opposed to pictures. Wouldn't you agree that writing out every detail of an act of sexual intercourse in the form of a story would be just the same as watching a porn flick as it would give you the mental image of what's going on?
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:36:42 09/04/2015 by Seiki
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#13 Posted: 05:39:00 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Metallo joins a USSOCOM unit (pick whatever one) and fights the Moon Spiders to fulfill the Dragon Lord's prophecy


(Combining my three favorite genres of fiction <3)


Metallo's fanfic about a game Lunarz has no information on and is totally YOLOing it cuz he's swagalicious.

Metallo was sleeping under his carpet one night to test out the mileage it could get and then he woke up and he got some milk but he was like 'Oh no, I may or may not be lactose intolerant but I don't know because the write of this fanfic doesn't know' So he didn't drink the milk but Lunarz took an irl break to get some milk cuz milk actually sounds pretty good right about now.......Okay he came back. So Metallo was watching the discovery channel the previous night and he saw this thing about Moon Spiders and how they are Spiders from the Moon and he also saw this one really cool video where this yolo-ass newt just goes up to a toad is like 'eat me *****' gets eaten, poisons the toad from the inside and just crawls out of this toads mouth not giving the slightest of a ****. So Metallo is like "I wanna fight the Moon Spiders" and then he joined a thing with a bunch of letters but there were like different options so he just picked the second one which was something that did something and then his neighbor, the Dragon Lord, heard about the Spiders and he brought Metallo a pie and was like 'You're gonna fight the Moon Spiders and that's my prophecy but if you don't wanna fight em then you don't gotta, I just drink a lot of alcohol and say things sometimes" And then Metallo fought the Spider but the Spider apologized cuz he was just lost and the Spider went home and Metallo ate some cereal, either with or without milk depending on his allergies.

The end.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#14 Posted: 05:44:26 09/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Metallo
Metallo joins a USSOCOM unit (pick whatever one) and fights the Moon Spiders to fulfill the Dragon Lord's prophecy


(Combining my three favorite genres of fiction <3)


Metallo's fanfic about a game Lunarz has no information on and is totally YOLOing it cuz he's swagalicious.

Metallo was sleeping under his carpet one night to test out the mileage it could get and then he woke up and he got some milk but he was like 'Oh no, I may or may not be lactose intolerant but I don't know because the write of this fanfic doesn't know' So he didn't drink the milk but Lunarz took an irl break to get some milk cuz milk actually sounds pretty good right about now.......Okay he came back. So Metallo was watching the discovery channel the previous night and he saw this thing about Moon Spiders and how they are Spiders from the Moon and he also saw this one really cool video where this yolo-ass newt just goes up to a toad is like 'eat me *****' gets eaten, poisons the toad from the inside and just crawls out of this toads mouth not giving the slightest of a ****. So Metallo is like "I wanna fight the Moon Spiders" and then he joined a thing with a bunch of letters but there were like different options so he just picked the second one which was something that did something and then his neighbor, the Dragon Lord, heard about the Spiders and he brought Metallo a pie and was like 'You're gonna fight the Moon Spiders and that's my prophecy but if you don't wanna fight em then you don't gotta, I just drink a lot of alcohol and say things sometimes" And then Metallo fought the Spider but the Spider apologized cuz he was just lost and the Spider went home and Metallo ate some cereal, either with or without milk depending on his allergies.

The end.



15/10 would publish


But, a few protips:

- USSOCOM is United States Special Operations Command. They're Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, Air Force Combat Controllers and Pararescuemen, et cetera et cetera.
- I do indeed take cereal with milk ^.^
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#15 Posted: 07:37:13 09/04/2015
Eternal Sunfury and Dark52 go on an adventure to save test52 where alicecarp has kidnapped him to become the tester of Darkspyro, but Dark sacrifices himself to save Test and I become Spyro the Admin and do **** to the forum.
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#16 Posted: 07:40:41 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Eternal Sunfury
Eternal Sunfury and Dark52 go on an adventure to save test52 where alicecarp has kidnapped him to become the tester of Darkspyro, but Dark sacrifices himself to save Test and I become Spyro the Admin and do **** to the forum.



That's not how this works, you can't give me the ending or you expect it and then it's boring af

Giving me the ending is literally like writing it yourself so there's no point for me to if the outcome has already been decided :/
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:43:00 09/04/2015 by Lunarz
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#17 Posted: 07:48:47 09/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Eternal Sunfury
Eternal Sunfury and Dark52 go on an adventure to save test52 where alicecarp has kidnapped him to become the tester of Darkspyro



That's not how this works, you can't give me the ending or you expect it and then it's boring af

Giving me the ending is literally like writing it yourself so there's no point for me to if the outcome has already been decided :/



Fixed. ;?
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#18 Posted: 07:52:18 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
*Squinty eyes*

I'll do it in the morning
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#19 Posted: 09:31:29 10/04/2015
DarkCynder_543 buying toilet paper and dropping dead
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a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 09:31:50 10/04/2015 by DarkCynder_543
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