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Why haven't we had sex yet? [CLOSED]
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#1 Posted: 02:56:09 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
I expect everyone to answer.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#2 Posted: 02:59:06 07/04/2015
*answers your question*
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#3 Posted: 03:02:08 07/04/2015
you got the wrong forum
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#4 Posted: 03:03:03 07/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
*answers your question*



*answers the question aswell*
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 03:05:06 07/04/2015
Because I'm unattracted to you.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#6 Posted: 03:06:04 07/04/2015
because this forum is full of anti-social forever virgin teenagers
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#7 Posted: 03:07:33 07/04/2015
WTF....
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#8 Posted: 03:08:13 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
*answers your question*


Thanks, hun~
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 03:10:52 07/04/2015
I'll do it
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#10 Posted: 03:12:04 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Lunarz
I'll do it



Give me a time and a place and I'll be there.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#11 Posted: 03:12:34 07/04/2015
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#12 Posted: 03:14:33 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
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Oh, cause I heard you were a prude who didn't sex nobody.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 03:19:08 07/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Quote: somePerson
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Oh, cause I heard you were a goon who didn't sex nobody.



fixed
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#14 Posted: 03:28:19 07/04/2015
the question is when will we
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#15 Posted: 03:32:07 07/04/2015
(⁎ૢ⚈ै೧⚈ै⁎ૢ) --> oh.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#16 Posted: 03:33:17 07/04/2015
The question is when will you get gnorc'd because kids will complain about this?
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#17 Posted: 03:34:03 07/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
The question is when will you get gnorc'd because kids will complain about this?



I'm surprised I haven't been gnorced or riptoed yet tbh
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#18 Posted: 03:35:10 07/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
The question is when will you get gnorc'd because kids will complain about this?



I'm surprised I haven't been gnorced or riptoed yet tbh


Me too. ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#19 Posted: 03:36:00 07/04/2015
It's not me. It's you.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#20 Posted: 03:36:45 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Lunarz
The question is when will you get gnorc'd because kids will complain about this?



I'm surprised I haven't been gnorced or riptoed yet tbh


Me too. ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ


wow r00d

Quote: CAV
It's not me. It's you.



CAV
I'm glad
You're sticking with your true love, HIR.
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#21 Posted: 03:37:56 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Ew kids. I hate those things.
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#22 Posted: 03:38:37 07/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag

You're sticking with your true love, HIR.


Hell naw.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#23 Posted: 03:38:42 07/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Ew kids. I hate those things.



teen pregnancy is fun
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#24 Posted: 03:40:15 07/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag



I'm surprised I haven't been gnorced or riptoed yet tbh


Me too. ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ


wow r00d

Quote: CAV
It's not me. It's you.



CAV
I'm glad
You're sticking with your true love, HIR.


Noooo not you.
I meant I'm surprised I wasn't riptoed yet. ;~;
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#25 Posted: 03:40:52 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan


Me too. ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ


wow r00d

Quote: CAV
It's not me. It's you.



CAV
I'm glad
You're sticking with your true love, HIR.


Noooo not you.
I meant I'm surprised I wasn't riptoed yet. ;~;


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#26 Posted: 03:42:03 07/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag


wow r00d


CAV
I'm glad
You're sticking with your true love, HIR.


Noooo not you.
I meant I'm surprised I wasn't riptoed yet. ;~;


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. ;)
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#27 Posted: 03:43:28 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan


Noooo not you.
I meant I'm surprised I wasn't riptoed yet. ;~;


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. smilie



You didn't even agree to rob a bank with me, you expired scallion
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#28 Posted: 03:44:24 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan


Noooo not you.
I meant I'm surprised I wasn't riptoed yet. ;~;


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. smilie


All I say is sexual innuendos and I had my fanfic topic
so i'm at risk
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#29 Posted: 03:44:25 07/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. smilie



You didn't even agree to rob a bank with me, you expired scallion


That's nothing, you goon. I wasn't in the mood.
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#30 Posted: 03:44:33 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Did I also mention females need not apply? :L **** women... as in I don't anymore.
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#31 Posted: 03:46:38 07/04/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: StriderSwag


You're good
You aren't near as scandalous as me.


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. smilie


All I say is sexual innuendos and I had my fanfic topic
so i'm at risk


that's not that bad
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#32 Posted: 03:47:34 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: whirlwind fan


O RLY.
Well, you don't know me. smilie



You didn't even agree to rob a bank with me, you expired scallion


That's nothing, you goon. I wasn't in the mood.


I'll put you in the mood bby, play a little Barry White, rub some coconuts together, it'll be great.

But seriously stop being a putrid dustbunny
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#33 Posted: 03:53:57 07/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Did I also mention females need not apply? :L **** women... as in I don't anymore.



say whaaaaat
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#34 Posted: 03:56:52 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Philomena
Did I also mention females need not apply? :L **** women... as in I don't anymore.



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#35 Posted: 03:59:20 07/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Philomena
Did I also mention females need not apply? :L **** women... as in I don't anymore.



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


do i need to punch you in the dick or
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#36 Posted: 04:02:21 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


do i need to punch you in the dick or



why would you do that? ;~;
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#37 Posted: 04:05:12 07/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Philomena



Guys just have something women don't. :L


do i need to punch you in the dick or



why would you do that? ;~;



1. You must be confused, seeing as my seduction isn't working on you
2. FEMINISM
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#38 Posted: 05:14:26 07/04/2015
I am not having sex till marriage
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#39 Posted: 05:15:46 07/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
I am not having sex till marriage



I am not having marriage till sex
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#40 Posted: 05:16:31 07/04/2015
Quote: Windumup
I am not having sex till marriage



47 times
Plus one threesome
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#41 Posted: 05:24:54 07/04/2015
Quote: Spyrobaro
I'm 14.



WHOA BARO

THAT IS 2 YUNG 4 ME
WHY IS THERE NO AGE LIMIT?????
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#42 Posted: 05:29:09 07/04/2015
This is quality stuff right here.
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#43 Posted: 05:35:10 07/04/2015
i'm surprised these topics are even allowed to exist on this forum lol

Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Philomena
Did I also mention females need not apply? :L **** women... as in I don't anymore.



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


excuse me sir
just because you have a dick doesn't make you superior. ;)
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Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:45:08 07/04/2015 by DarkCynder_543
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#44 Posted: 05:45:40 07/04/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i'm surprised these topics are even allowed to exist on this forum lol

Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


excuse me sir
just because you have a dick doesn't make you superior. smilie


*Z snap* You go girl
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#45 Posted: 06:22:00 07/04/2015
Sorry, but I have a boyfriend.
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Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#46 Posted: 06:42:16 07/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i'm surprised these topics are even allowed to exist on this forum lol

Quote: Philomena



Women just have something guys don't.
:L


excuse me sir
just because you have a dick doesn't make you superior. smilie


*Z snap* You go girl



Fixed
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#47 Posted: 08:10:55 07/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i'm surprised these topics are even allowed to exist on this forum lol

Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


excuse me sir
just because you have a dick doesn't make you superior. smilie



Dicks are just more fun than just an extra hole. I don't want to fill any holes anyway. :L
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#48 Posted: 10:08:32 07/04/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
because this forum is full of anti-social forever virgin teenagers


U wot m8?
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#49 Posted: 11:10:43 07/04/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
i'm surprised these topics are even allowed to exist on this forum lol

Quote: Philomena
Quote: StriderSwag



say whaaaaat



Guys just have something women don't. :L


excuse me sir
just because you have a dick doesn't make you superior. smilie



You put him in his place girlfriend.
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And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
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