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The Simpsons [CLOSED]
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#1 Posted: 19:52:44 18/03/2015 | Topic Creator
The Itchy and Scratchy Show (Chapter 1)

Bart: Homer, where is your brain?
Homer: Hmmm down there where my penis is.
Bart: Hahaha!
Marge: BART!
Lisa: The Itchy and Scratchy show is on!
Bart: Yes.


The Tv
Itchy: Good old times.
Scratchy: Yeah look at those flowers.
Itchy: (Grabs the flowers) Say arrrrh!
Scratchy: Arrrrh (swallows flowers and eats bees)
Itchy: Hahaha


Back in the house
Homer: (changes channel) The Springfield Icitopes are playing!
Bart & Lisa: DAD!
Bart: That is why he has a brain in his penis.
Lisa: Stop that!
Marge: Bart, no dinner for you.
Bart: What is it?
Marge: Flowers with bees.
Bart: Arrrrrrrhhhhh!
Lisa: Hehe
Homer: Doh!
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PopFizzMagic Yellow Sparx Gems: 1235
#2 Posted: 08:53:32 20/03/2015
nice fanfic


really nice
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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#3 Posted: 09:21:47 20/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Thanks, it is rude but really funny
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#4 Posted: 22:59:29 20/03/2015
Lol very funny stories smilie
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4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#5 Posted: 23:03:37 20/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Thanks
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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#6 Posted: 23:18:55 20/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Halloween Special 1 (chapter 2)
Homer: I am a vampire.
Vampire: I know you are but what am I?
Homer: Hell no!
Bart: (lifts up the mask) Ha Ha!
Nelson: (walks inside) Ha ha (walks back out)
Homer: Oh you little (strangles Bart)
Marge: Homer!
Homer: I won't do it again.
Bart: (lifts mask back on) I'm back!
Homer: Ahhh!
Vampire: (bites Homer)
Homer: Ahhh! I am a vampire.
Bart: (lifts up mask)
Homer: Boy you butthole (strangles Bart again)
Marge: Homer! You made a promise.
Homer: Oh ok.
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#7 Posted: 23:41:04 20/03/2015
Halloween in March!!! Cool!
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#8 Posted: 23:47:49 20/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Well, I was just trying to do a trial. Come Halloween there will be 10 Halloween specials
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WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#9 Posted: 15:58:15 23/03/2015
What happened to your old fan fic?
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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#10 Posted: 19:56:49 26/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Don't want it. I didn't have the time.
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WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#11 Posted: 20:15:47 26/03/2015
Quote: drobot007
Don't want it. I didn't have the time.


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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#12 Posted: 10:39:40 29/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Marge.... Chapter 3
Homer: Marge, my butt exploded
Marge: Wanna snuggle
Homer: Na, my dick has done heaps of work, it needs a rest.
Marge: Or right
Homer: Can I go to Moe's and get drunk?
Marge: Get wrecked
Homer: Woohoo!
Marge: That means no.
Homer: DOH!
Bart: Prank call time
Lisa: Yes.
Bart: (phones Moe's) Is there anyone in your bar called Seemore butts?
Moe: (shout out in the bar) is there anyone here called Seemore butts?
Lenny and Carl: (laughs)
Moe: I am going to kill you when I get...
Lisa: (Hangs up phone for Bart) Lol
Homer: Marge... I peed my pants, can I get bedwetting products?
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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#13 Posted: 19:31:17 29/03/2015 | Topic Creator
The Oovies
Lisa: Can we go to the oovies?
Homer: No we are going to the hospital to get my penis fixed.
Bart: After?
Homer: No my penis will be sore.
Lisa: But the oovie Unicorn and Elsa is on only today.
Bart: Mine is always in the oovies it is called Homer's death.
Homer: Oh you little!!! (strangles Bart)
Bart: (kicks Homer in the dick) Ha
Homer: Now we are not going. I was gonna go. Now I need double the surgery on my penis.
Bart: Don't play with it.
Lisa: BART!!!!
Santa's Little Helper: WOOF!!!!
Snowball: MEOW!!!!
Marge: Let's go the oovies. Homer your dick is fine, you can still have S-E-X (whispers)
Bart: Yay!
Lisa: Yay!
Santa's little helper: WOOF!
Snowball: MEOW!
Homer: DOH!!!
Nelson: (comes from nowhere) HA HA! YOUR DICK CAN'T BE FIXED! (disappears)
Homer: I'm going to Moe's
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#14 Posted: 21:26:13 01/04/2015
Sorry I missed these stories, they were great!
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#15 Posted: 06:20:53 02/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Thanks. More later on.
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drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#16 Posted: 09:06:40 02/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Kill the Dick (chapter 5)
Homer: KILL THE DICK!
Bart: Are you referring to yourself?
Homer: Oh you little (strangles Bart)
Lisa: Bart you meanie.
Bart: I am not.
Lisa: I blocked you on DarkSpyro
Bart: Why do I care.... KILL THE DICK!
Homer: I will torcher you.
Marge: (slaps Homer) No torchering and no dick fights!
Bart: It is KILL THE DICK!
Homer: Yes, that is me.... DOH!
Marge: Whatever it is no violence!
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#17 Posted: 21:48:19 04/04/2015
Quote: drobot007
Kill the Dick (chapter 5)
Lisa: Bart you meanie.
Bart: I am not.
Lisa: I blocked you on DarkSpyro



Are you referring to yourself?

I mean you block people for useless reasons... No Offence, but are you actually referring to yourself?
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#18 Posted: 22:24:19 04/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
Quote: drobot007
Kill the Dick (chapter 5)
Lisa: Bart you meanie.
Bart: I am not.
Lisa: I blocked you on DarkSpyro



Are you referring to yourself?

I mean you block people for useless reasons... No Offence, but are you actually referring to yourself?



Yes kinda
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WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#19 Posted: 14:14:51 09/04/2015
Quote: drobot007
Quote: Iganagor
Quote: drobot007
Kill the Dick (chapter 5)
Lisa: Bart you meanie.
Bart: I am not.
Lisa: I blocked you on DarkSpyro



Are you referring to yourself?

I mean you block people for useless reasons... No Offence, but are you actually referring to yourself?



Yes kinda


smilie

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#20 Posted: 14:45:02 13/05/2015
Quote: PopFizzMagic
****, ya gone? RIP then.



POPFIZZ. I am seeing you post like this all over! Stop please!
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#21 Posted: 09:31:35 15/05/2015
sorry.
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PopFizzMagic Yellow Sparx Gems: 1235
#22 Posted: 11:54:46 28/05/2015
RIP. We will miss ya.
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