darkSpyro

And make me a sandwich.

Make your own damn sandwich, woman.

I'm going to punch you in the ****ing mouth if you ever say this to anyone. Ever.

Are you that ****ing lazy you can't get your own sandwich? ***** get your' own damn sandwich.

*makes you a sandwich*
*leaves it in the kitchen*

Get it yourself you leeching lazy ****.

Quote: spyro and sonic

Make your own damn sandwich, woman.

Shut up misogynist.

Quote: StriderSwag

I'm going to punch you in the ****ing mouth if you ever say this to anyone. Ever.

Make me a sandwich.

Quote: thumper

Are you that ****ing lazy you can't get your own sandwich? ***** get your' own damn sandwich.

But I have to open the Lunchables package! D:

Quote: BigBoom

*makes you a sandwich*
*leaves it in the kitchen*

Get it yourself you leeching lazy ****.

I'm not lazy! I'm just tired!

Quote: Cynderfan507

*makes a sandwich*
*eats the sandwich*
Now go make your own sandwich.

I wasn't watching. Do it again.

well then go to BED

Okay! -turns you into a sandwich-

Do people even like sandwiches?

*makes a sandwich*

You want some?

There's the bread go and make one.

......

I can't go back into the kitchen... I'm already in the kitchen...

Quote: Cynderfan507

Quote: Mesuxelf

Do people even like sandwiches?

I only like this one type of sandwich I make when I'm sad and I have the ingredients.
It's made with baloney, ham, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

I don't eat sandwiches. Does that make me weird?

Quote: Yoshi

I can't go back into the kitchen... I'm already in the kitchen...

What if you leave the kitchen then enter again?

Quote: Cynderfan507

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Cynderfan507

I only like this one type of sandwich I make when I'm sad and I have the ingredients.
It's made with baloney, ham, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

I don't eat sandwiches. Does that make me weird?

Quote: Yoshi

I can't go back into the kitchen... I'm already in the kitchen...

What if you leave the kitchen then enter again?

Yes mesu you're forever the weird guy who doesn't eat sandwiches.

*cris 4evr*

But what if my whole house is secretly a kitchen :0

What is a sandwich?

I mean to the human eye it is, of course, a loaf of bread on top a splendor of meats, cheeses, and produce. When we really get down to it though, how did this sandwich came to be? Who thought of it? What was the situation? Why did they think this was SUCH a good idea? How was it that they were so god damn hungry? Well why don't we crack it down to the word: sandwich. It rolls off the tounge doesn't it? Saaaandwichhh. It's such a strange word. The word sand comes from the latin word harenm. which means sand. The wich comes from the word witch, referencing back to the salem witch trials in which young woman were burned at the stake for getting with becky's boyfriend. that *****. With this combied together we realize that the word, the marvelous word "sandwich" is but a mere ploy to release the lord cuthulu from beneath the loomy waters. He will rise and destroy the plauge that cover this planet: babies. That's right babies. Babies do nothing but cry and defecate in their pants. What good are they for? Cthulhu will then run the world with communism, reaching towards the stars for his new regiem. He will punch Zeus in the face. Zeus will cry and Cthulhu will laugh. Zeus will cry harder and then Cthulhu will laugh harder. And then the pumpkins will dance with glee as they feast on the flesh of squash, their fallen brothers in the war between rats and mouse. May the force be in your favor, said Gandalf in that Harry Potter book.

That's how crayons have sex

Here are the directions to make one a "sandvich"

Quote: Yoshi

But what if my whole house is secretly a kitchen :0

Exit your house then go back in! Silly Yoshi!

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Yoshi

But what if my whole house is secretly a kitchen :0

Exit your house then go back in! Silly Yoshi!

You are the master of solving problems! :0

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

What is a sandwich?

I mean to the human eye it is, of course, a loaf of bread on top a splendor of meats, cheeses, and produce. When we really get down to it though, how did this sandwich came to be? Who thought of it? What was the situation? Why did they think this was SUCH a good idea? How was it that they were so god damn hungry? Well why don't we crack it down to the word: sandwich. It rolls off the tounge doesn't it? Saaaandwichhh. It's such a strange word. The word sand comes from the latin word harenm. which means sand. The wich comes from the word witch, referencing back to the salem witch trials in which young woman were burned at the stake for getting with becky's boyfriend. that *****. With this combied together we realize that the word, the marvelous word "sandwich" is but a mere ploy to release the lord cuthulu from beneath the loomy waters. He will rise and destroy the plauge that cover this planet: babies. That's right babies. Babies do nothing but cry and defecate in their pants. What good are they for? Cthulhu will then run the world with communism, reaching towards the stars for his new regiem. He will punch Zeus in the face. Zeus will cry and Cthulhu will laugh. Zeus will cry harder and then Cthulhu will laugh harder. And then the pumpkins will dance with glee as they feast on the flesh of squash, their fallen brothers in the war between rats and mouse. May the force be in your favor, said Gandalf in that Harry Potter book.

That's how crayons have sex

THERE'S NO ESCAPE BANANA.

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

What is a sandwich?

I mean to the human eye it is, of course, a loaf of bread on top a splendor of meats, cheeses, and produce. When we really get down to it though, how did this sandwich came to be? Who thought of it? What was the situation? Why did they think this was SUCH a good idea? How was it that they were so god damn hungry? Well why don't we crack it down to the word: sandwich. It rolls off the tounge doesn't it? Saaaandwichhh. It's such a strange word. The word sand comes from the latin word harenm. which means sand. The wich comes from the word witch, referencing back to the salem witch trials in which young woman were burned at the stake for getting with becky's boyfriend. that *****. With this combied together we realize that the word, the marvelous word "sandwich" is but a mere ploy to release the lord cuthulu from beneath the loomy waters. He will rise and destroy the plauge that cover this planet: babies. That's right babies. Babies do nothing but cry and defecate in their pants. What good are they for? Cthulhu will then run the world with communism, reaching towards the stars for his new regiem. He will punch Zeus in the face. Zeus will cry and Cthulhu will laugh. Zeus will cry harder and then Cthulhu will laugh harder. And then the pumpkins will dance with glee as they feast on the flesh of squash, their fallen brothers in the war between rats and mouse. May the force be in your favor, said Gandalf in that Harry Potter book.

That's how crayons have sex

So Red was cheating on yellow!

What if, i put a shoe in the sandwich?

Quote: Knight Wolf

What if, i put a shoe in the sandwich?

That wasn't jerky?

Quote: somePerson

Quote: Knight Wolf

What if, i put a shoe in the sandwich?

That wasn't jerky?

You will never truly knowwwwwww

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Cynderfan507

Quote: Mesuxelf

Do people even like sandwiches?

I only like this one type of sandwich I make when I'm sad and I have the ingredients.
It's made with baloney, ham, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

I don't eat sandwiches. Does that make me weird?

You're not the only one, buddy. :/

Why would you want to be a sandwich tho?? That sounds pretty terrible tbh. Do you have like a vore fetish or something?

If I make you a sandwich your gonna die

Quote: whirlwind fan

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Cynderfan507

I only like this one type of sandwich I make when I'm sad and I have the ingredients.
It's made with baloney, ham, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

I don't eat sandwiches. Does that make me weird?

You're not the only one, buddy. :/

I'm normal!

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: whirlwind fan

Quote: Mesuxelf

I don't eat sandwiches. Does that make me weird?

You're not the only one, buddy. :/

I'm normal!

Don't get too excited, remember where you are.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: whirlwind fan

You're not the only one, buddy. :/

I'm normal!

Don't get too excited, remember where you are.

Oh yeah...

sP since you want it so badly, your fairy godgreeble will grant your request.

*turns you into a sandwich*

You have until Midnight, have fun

FYI avoid the homeless shelters.