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Let's talk about sex [CLOSED]
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3738
#1 Posted: 23:51:24 19/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#2 Posted: 23:51:52 19/03/2015
let's do the sexy times
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#3 Posted: 23:52:02 19/03/2015
Hell no!
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#4 Posted: 23:52:54 19/03/2015
Most people think they'll lose their virginity doggy style. Stop watching porn and pay attention in Sex Ed.
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Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#5 Posted: 00:05:28 20/03/2015
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better ****
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
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gillgrunt987 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8254
#6 Posted: 00:07:59 20/03/2015
No ty, Sex Ed was mortifying enough already(thank god we didn't have to do the "practical" lesson).
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#7 Posted: 00:10:40 20/03/2015
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.....How about option no?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:14:40 20/03/2015 by Trix Master 100
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#8 Posted: 00:13:45 20/03/2015
What would you like to know?
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#9 Posted: 00:14:53 20/03/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
i licked a cat


I thought you preferred carpet.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#10 Posted: 00:21:40 20/03/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Cynderfan507
i licked a cat


I thought you preferred carpet.


both

and lemme tell u
cats do not leik being licked
i licked a cats back and it got mad at me and scratched my face
that wuz 1 angry cat


That's because they prefer they're own tongue.

Cats are flexible like that.
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#11 Posted: 00:27:14 20/03/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Cynderfan507


both

and lemme tell u
cats do not leik being licked
i licked a cats back and it got mad at me and scratched my face
that wuz 1 angry cat


That's because they prefer they're own tongue.

Cats are flexible like that.



You seriously shoulda replaced cat with another word for cat on my first post...

(nobody else read that)



ohhh myyyyy
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#12 Posted: 00:48:58 20/03/2015
The people behind me in the locker room were talking about how their friend lost their virginity, and the chick asked "So today was just a quickie then?"
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Gay 4 GARcher
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#13 Posted: 01:18:09 20/03/2015
Quote: DragonCamo
The people behind me in the locker room were talking about how their friend lost their virginity, and the chick asked "So today was just a quickie then?"


Classy...
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Knight Wolf Emerald Sparx Gems: 4336
#14 Posted: 01:19:20 20/03/2015
Can we just talk about Potatoes? Potatoes are good.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#15 Posted: 02:49:10 20/03/2015
Aw sweet, my favorite topic.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#16 Posted: 02:54:10 20/03/2015
Quote: DragonCamo
The people behind me in the locker room were talking about how their friend lost their virginity, and the chick asked "So today was just a quickie then?"


*chokes on Pepsi*

omfg lol
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#17 Posted: 10:28:21 20/03/2015
Quote: somePerson
Most people think they'll lose their virginity doggy style. Stop watching porn and pay attention in Sex Ed.



Says the sex master himself.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#18 Posted: 11:41:58 20/03/2015
Quote: thumper
Quote: DragonCamo
The people behind me in the locker room were talking about how their friend lost their virginity, and the chick asked "So today was just a quickie then?"


*chokes on Pepsi*

omfg lol


You drink Pepsi smilie

You have officially posted the most shocking thing in this thread.
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Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#19 Posted: 04:45:03 21/03/2015
Wow u drink pepsi.

I drink coca cola l.
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anomyous Blue Sparx Gems: 589
#20 Posted: 04:54:14 21/03/2015
i love watching porn on a sunday
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Anonymous by name, Anonymous by user.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#21 Posted: 04:54:56 21/03/2015
Quote: anomyous
i love watching porn on a sunday



Friday's better,
anomyous Blue Sparx Gems: 589
#22 Posted: 04:57:26 21/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: anomyous
i love watching porn on a sunday



Friday's better,


my mum checks my computer on fridays,
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Anonymous by name, Anonymous by user.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#23 Posted: 04:58:54 21/03/2015
Quote: anomyous
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: anomyous
i love watching porn on a sunday



Friday's better,


my mum checks my computer on fridays,


oh my better delete your history (goin incognito tab rly halps smilie )
anomyous Blue Sparx Gems: 589
#24 Posted: 04:59:45 21/03/2015
lol iganagor blocked and reported me


loser
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#25 Posted: 05:01:12 21/03/2015
Quote: anomyous
lol iganagor blocked and reported me


loser



oh my
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#26 Posted: 05:49:00 21/03/2015
Ew soda.
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words. letters. filler.
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#27 Posted: 11:02:33 21/03/2015
ahhhh

the thing that i've yet to experience.....


;______________________;
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#28 Posted: 11:22:09 21/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: anomyous
i love watching porn on a sunday



Friday's better,


wtf al dai evr dai amirite!!!!???!?!??!!!!?!??!!
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#29 Posted: 11:26:26 21/03/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
ahhhh

the thing that i've yet to experience.....


;______________________;


its okay mate ur not alone
this is a video game forum after all
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#30 Posted: 11:49:05 21/03/2015
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: DarkCynder_543
ahhhh

the thing that i've yet to experience.....


;______________________;


its okay mate ur not alone
this is a video game forum after all


true
forever alone squad unite ;______;
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BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#31 Posted: 12:43:58 21/03/2015
Quote: Trix Master 100
[User Posted Image]
.....How about option no?


I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS A BANANA AT FIRST AND I CRINGED
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#32 Posted: 12:50:25 21/03/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
i got kicked out of a store that sells carpets cuz i chewed on them
troo story



me irl
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#33 Posted: 16:01:41 21/03/2015
Sex is overrated.

Of course I haven't actually been with a guy yet...
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#34 Posted: 16:28:40 21/03/2015
postin' har be4 dis topick gitz clozed
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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3738
#35 Posted: 16:42:08 21/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Why is this topic still alive
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#36 Posted: 17:01:20 21/03/2015
10/10 i'd recommend it
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AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#37 Posted: 17:21:31 21/03/2015
It's amazing. :3
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#38 Posted: 17:25:51 21/03/2015
Quote: valskeletor
10/10 i'd recommend it



^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#39 Posted: 21:39:56 21/03/2015
Quote: somePerson
Most people think they'll lose their virginity doggy style. Stop watching porn and pay attention in Sex Ed.



WELL ACTUALLY....
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#40 Posted: 21:46:25 21/03/2015
ummm.... sex?
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#41 Posted: 22:35:27 21/03/2015
anal.
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words. letters. filler.
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#42 Posted: 22:36:39 21/03/2015
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
anal.



oral.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#43 Posted: 22:37:14 21/03/2015
vaginal.
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