darkSpyro

It occurs to me that a lot of users have been summoned lately, however I am summoned in a slightly different way. In case of emergency, summon me in the following, pain free, method:

1. Sacrifice dark52. For one God to rise, the other must fall.
2. Draw a pentagram in his blood. Make sure it's on a tile or wood surface, otherwise I'll feel bad that I stained your carpet.
3. Play some Fall Out Boy songs in the back ground. I can't be summoned without my favorite music. Bonus points if you're actually at a Fall Out Boy concert.
4. In one corner, place a copy of the Guardians of the Galaxy DVD.
5. In another, place Spider-Gwen #1.
6. In another, place a replica Sayaka Miki soul gem.
7. In another, place a Shulk Amiibo.
8. In the last, place a copy of Dragon Age: Inquisition.
9. In the center, glue together exactly 69 copies of the Space Jam VHS into the shape of a human. The ironic material will reform itself into my image once the ritual is complete.
10. Chant the spell: "D A U Q S K C I D span gib evol i yrutnec dna raey htnom keew dna yad lla tuls maet kcid gib kcus lliw i akcolf lleh sa drah og sid hctib aey lleh!" Blood will seep from the walls of wherever you are summoning me. This is a completely normal side effect. If it is slime instead, see a doctor immediately.
11. The matter of the VHSes will reconstitute into one of 4 forms; Spider-Gwen, Star Lord, Shulk, or my true form.
12. I'll be at your service (but not under your command, I only do things out of my will) for as long as it takes for that task to be completed.

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

I have demon minions, so i won't need you

Quote: thumper

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

Quote: Greeble

I have demon minions, so i won't need you

You totally need me.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

Quote: Greeble

I have demon minions, so i won't need you

You totally need me.

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Quote: Greeble

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

Quote: Greeble

I have demon minions, so i won't need you

You totally need me.

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕

Quote: thumper

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Quote: thumper

Sir since I might be a dummie, could you please clarify step 10? I think I read that right, but clarification from you would make it easier for me to understand the exact and proper way to say it.

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Quote: StriderSwag

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards


You totally need me.

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

Who says i'm mortal

Quote: Greeble

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕

Quote: thumper

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

Who says i'm mortal

Y̵̰̺̰̙͡O̩͉̩̠͈̯̯̟U̧̘̱͖̺͈͍̱͜͜ͅ ̘̗̻͙͓̦̪͎͜K͔̠̠̗̣N̢̠̖̣Ó̠̖͖̫͕̻̙̗W͙͙̭̳̩̼̠͓͠ͅ ͍̺͖͘N͘҉̲̱̼̖̹̰͓O̶͓̼T̴̬͖̺̫̝̠̩ͅH̸̴̩̙̫͚͖̟̭I̹̠͈̞̻͍̹̕N̨̰̟̦͚̘͚̙͟͟Ǵ̶̙̳̤̳̰̫̝̗͘ ̷̧͎̥͖̲͇̮ͅO̲F̛͎̺͚̱͉̞̩͉̀ ̵̼͓͍͉T̴̲͇̦̻͞H̰̘̙̺̳E̠̲͔͎ ̡̜̖̬̝̮͢E̼̠̝̲͚̠̗̙L̨̧̰̫͠D̶̢̘̹̦̱̗̼͔͝E͉͖̮̦͢͝ͅR̵̵͍̱̠̝̰ͅ ҉̯̥O̺̞͈͙͞N̷͍̗̪̺Ȩ̢̗͍͚̜̗̪͞ͅ,̳͈̼͙́͢ͅ ͔͓̣̙̹T̰̻̗̫̰̮̹̭̀̀͘H̱̺̻̦̳̞͇̲͜ͅỪ͈̤̪̦̪̗͚͠S̷̖̘̤͉̖͙̯͟ͅ ̸̡͈̟̙Y͞҉̞̻O̗̭͟͜͠U̡̡͔͍̫̹̹̻ ̻̜̻̞̞͘M̴̪̬̪͕̙̭͝Ṵ̹̬̯̣̬̘̹͞S̵̢͖̱͇͚̻͈͎͈T͉̭̻̲̟̥̘͠ ̻̪̯̜̗B͖͕̳̭̙͔É̞͉̬̙͕̤̯̀ ͏̵͚̫͇̲̠̝̳͞A̦̹̳̭̙ ̰̙̝́͡M҉̻̹̞͍́O̬R̨͏̺̜͖̺̙͎͇͓̼T̖̺̺̪̤̭͎͠A̵̷̦͎͚L͡҉̰͙̥̟̳̜

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Quote: StriderSwag

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards


You totally need me.

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Look up "dicksquad meme" and say it backwards

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

I just don't know how I should take that Sir, is it normal to have flashbacks while doing this? omg...
Coffee is the answer, I must have coffee.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

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M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕


Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

Who says i'm mortal

Y̵̰̺̰̙͡O̩͉̩̠͈̯̯̟U̧̘̱͖̺͈͍̱͜͜ͅ ̘̗̻͙͓̦̪͎͜K͔̠̠̗̣N̢̠̖̣Ó̠̖͖̫͕̻̙̗W͙͙̭̳̩̼̠͓͠ͅ ͍̺͖͘N͘҉̲̱̼̖̹̰͓O̶͓̼T̴̬͖̺̫̝̠̩ͅH̸̴̩̙̫͚͖̟̭I̹̠͈̞̻͍̹̕N̨̰̟̦͚̘͚̙͟͟Ǵ̶̙̳̤̳̰̫̝̗͘ ̷̧͎̥͖̲͇̮ͅO̲F̛͎̺͚̱͉̞̩͉̀ ̵̼͓͍͉T̴̲͇̦̻͞H̰̘̙̺̳E̠̲͔͎ ̡̜̖̬̝̮͢E̼̠̝̲͚̠̗̙L̨̧̰̫͠D̶̢̘̹̦̱̗̼͔͝E͉͖̮̦͢͝ͅR̵̵͍̱̠̝̰ͅ ҉̯̥O̺̞͈͙͞N̷͍̗̪̺Ȩ̢̗͍͚̜̗̪͞ͅ,̳͈̼͙́͢ͅ ͔͓̣̙̹T̰̻̗̫̰̮̹̭̀̀͘H̱̺̻̦̳̞͇̲͜ͅỪ͈̤̪̦̪̗͚͠S̷̖̘̤͉̖͙̯͟ͅ ̸̡͈̟̙Y͞҉̞̻O̗̭͟͜͠U̡̡͔͍̫̹̹̻ ̻̜̻̞̞͘M̴̪̬̪͕̙̭͝Ṵ̹̬̯̣̬̘̹͞S̵̢͖̱͇͚̻͈͎͈T͉̭̻̲̟̥̘͠ ̻̪̯̜̗B͖͕̳̭̙͔É̞͉̬̙͕̤̯̀ ͏̵͚̫͇̲̠̝̳͞A̦̹̳̭̙ ̰̙̝́͡M҉̻̹̞͍́O̬R̨͏̺̜͖̺̙͎͇͓̼T̖̺̺̪̤̭͎͠A̵̷̦͎͚L͡҉̰͙̥̟̳̜

What makes you think, you can use my title?

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Maybe some day i'll let you join the ranks.

M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕

Quote: thumper

That's a lot to say to summon you. I might stutter saying that will it still work?

Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

I just don't know how I should take that Sir, is it normal to have flashbacks while doing this? omg...
Coffee is the answer, I must have coffee.

Depends on what's in the flashbacks. Anything related to video games or anime or comic books is normal.
If at ANY POINT you see slime in these flashbacks, see a doctor immediately. If slime ever becomes part of this ritual, something has gone very wrong and it could be hazardous to your health.

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Who says i'm mortal

Y̵̰̺̰̙͡O̩͉̩̠͈̯̯̟U̧̘̱͖̺͈͍̱͜͜ͅ ̘̗̻͙͓̦̪͎͜K͔̠̠̗̣N̢̠̖̣Ó̠̖͖̫͕̻̙̗W͙͙̭̳̩̼̠͓͠ͅ ͍̺͖͘N͘҉̲̱̼̖̹̰͓O̶͓̼T̴̬͖̺̫̝̠̩ͅH̸̴̩̙̫͚͖̟̭I̹̠͈̞̻͍̹̕N̨̰̟̦͚̘͚̙͟͟Ǵ̶̙̳̤̳̰̫̝̗͘ ̷̧͎̥͖̲͇̮ͅO̲F̛͎̺͚̱͉̞̩͉̀ ̵̼͓͍͉T̴̲͇̦̻͞H̰̘̙̺̳E̠̲͔͎ ̡̜̖̬̝̮͢E̼̠̝̲͚̠̗̙L̨̧̰̫͠D̶̢̘̹̦̱̗̼͔͝E͉͖̮̦͢͝ͅR̵̵͍̱̠̝̰ͅ ҉̯̥O̺̞͈͙͞N̷͍̗̪̺Ȩ̢̗͍͚̜̗̪͞ͅ,̳͈̼͙́͢ͅ ͔͓̣̙̹T̰̻̗̫̰̮̹̭̀̀͘H̱̺̻̦̳̞͇̲͜ͅỪ͈̤̪̦̪̗͚͠S̷̖̘̤͉̖͙̯͟ͅ ̸̡͈̟̙Y͞҉̞̻O̗̭͟͜͠U̡̡͔͍̫̹̹̻ ̻̜̻̞̞͘M̴̪̬̪͕̙̭͝Ṵ̹̬̯̣̬̘̹͞S̵̢͖̱͇͚̻͈͎͈T͉̭̻̲̟̥̘͠ ̻̪̯̜̗B͖͕̳̭̙͔É̞͉̬̙͕̤̯̀ ͏̵͚̫͇̲̠̝̳͞A̦̹̳̭̙ ̰̙̝́͡M҉̻̹̞͍́O̬R̨͏̺̜͖̺̙͎͇͓̼T̖̺̺̪̤̭͎͠A̵̷̦͎͚L͡҉̰͙̥̟̳̜

What makes you think, you can use my title?

T̖̬̝͖̳̹͜H̷͉͔E̳N̷͓̞̗͕͖ ͔̣̼͕̭̻W̲̯̗̦H̯͚̰͎̫A̵Ṯ͓̻̹̦͙̬͜ ̬̰̰̱͚͎IS͍ ͙̫̥͓͎̻Y̶̭̝̠̞̘̰̼O͙̪͜U̮̬̹̠͉̳̟R͇̥ ̞̥̘̗̼̼̼T̶͈̪͚͕͇̺R̛̦͍̞͉̪̱̼Ṵ̱̖̫͔͕Ẹ̝̫̺̘͖̳͜ ̣̗̤̳̯N͖A̭M̟̤E?̥͉̻̟̤͔͠ͅ
̧̰͎͈͎I̛͉̜͍̩̭T͉̜̬̭̖͠ ̦̰̞̜I͜S̱ ̹N̘͘O̡̭͚̺T͈̮̥̣̀ͅ ͉̤͈̤G̱͕͍̙͉R̳̯E̸͖̺̻͇̼Ḙ̣̱͢B̗͚͓͖L̨E҉̻͉,͇̲ ̞̥̥͎̘̲Ņ̯̰̩O͏͙̭̱̮̪R͙̙͉̬ ̙̠̱͙͖̣I̪̹̫͠S͖̖͉͚̭̪ ͎̞̜̦̫̯̦̕I̲͕̦T͈͎̻ ̗̘̦̮T̝̪̮̙̱ͅH̸̞̼̜͚E҉͎̰̰͍̲̦ ̦͎͔̘̪͜E̛͕̟͙̱̲̣ͅL҉̣͇̩D̷͓̬͙͉̩E̝̜̜̪R̼̀ ͏͚͔̯͓̟̞͚ON̸͇͖̦E̪̩͉̤̭͍.̳̙̯̲̜̗̕ ̸̟̦͎͓̰̙̖
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̤̗S͏̬̳͙͕̖̘̪A͝Y̠̭̩̦ͅ ͉̬ͅI̱T͈̯̘ ̘͈̗ͅͅN̺̘̖̱̻͝ͅͅO͟W!͙̺
̕B̮̯̞̱̙͚́U̜̺͉̬ͅT̠̫̜̲͝ ̠̺̜͔̗͝T̖͇͍̺̻H̡̬̠̗̗̣͖ÌS̶̙̯̩̙̳ ̧I̼̲̳̗̣ͅS̲͔͙͝ ͍̦̗̹̭̟A͏̗ ̪͉̟́T̴̜̤̪Ŕ̥̰̫I͇̤͈͉̙͡C̺͝K̺̭̠,͎͎̭ Ỵ̛͈͖̰͇̪̜O̬͉̤̺̳̼͟U̸̮̥͖͔̻̪ ͔CA̪̭̠Ṇ̟̪N̥̹O̤̪̳̥T̯.̜͖̟͢ ̫̤̼̞̱͡Y̸̘̣O̜͔̲̠̺̹U̢̞ ̼̱̪̖K̥̯̣͠N̡̞̞̯̥̱O̤W̠̫ͅ ̜̖̪͖͈̰NO͙̲͈̮̬̥͓Ṯ̠H̝͙͚̫͔̩͜ING ̝O̧F̙͙̥͉̯ ̯̙̝̣͓T̰̱H̩̥E͏̗̼̠̫̳̪ ̜͈F͙̲A̲̣̗͎̼̜̕ͅD̛͕̭̫Ȩ̹,҉̪̝͚ ̙̗̟̟ͅY҉̥̹̥͍̮O̰̖͎̰͘U͓̫̠͜ ̛̝͍̩̼̠C͏͖͓̮͙͈̘̳A̻͈N̙͙̣͇̝N̩͚̙̝͘O̳̻͝T̗̺͔̦̫̯ ͕͖̯̩͖͓ͅP͉̻̬ͅOS̷̼̩̞̪͖S̝̜̤͖I̟B̙̦̼̦L̷͖̩̪̱̪Ỵ̕ͅ ͏B̭͍͚̳̤̝̻͡E̘̝͍̹͇̻̘ ͉̟ͅT͢H̫̹̲̬̘͟E ̛̖̟̥̰͔E̱̣L̻͕D̵̥̭̮̮E̸̤̱̲͖̠̺R̗̫̼̞͟ͅ ͖̪̙̤͔̣͙͟OǸ̤̝̫̻͕ͅE͈̼.̴͙̰̝̻̞͕

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M̴̲O̵̡̺̠̣̦R̫̙͔T̷̙̭͍À̞̠͠L͏̧̪̤͉͚̮̼̝̺,̫͉̪͚̼͝ ̶̦̝̪̩̠̭͈̳͡Y̟͈̘̪͕̟̯O̸̮̪̣͚̹͔U̸͕̘̰͎̲͎ ̸̹̙M̸̡̹̼̦̠̠̪E͔̤̫̝͘D̷̘͉͜D̢̬̹̰̼̫̜̳L҉̵̬͉̗̳͖͇Ę̮̳͖̬͟ ̖͎̻ͅI̮͉͓̟̜͚̗̞͇N̶̟͔̲̝̫͎̯͍͡ ̶̛͚̖̯A̸͇̣̙͈̰̳̬̳F҉̰͉̫̥͙̖̜͉̀͡F̨̝͖̻͕͕́͟A̷̝̝I̸̡͎̱̣̗͙̝R̸͈̰͇͜S̨҉̬̮̗̣̪͍ ̶̻͕͎͘Y҉̟͔͘͝O̺̬̥͖̻͘͡U̢̘̩̠̗͚̹̺ ̫͉̤̭K͔̰͓N̺̕ͅO̵̝͟W͉̦͇͝͡ ͔͖̟͚̭͞Ņ̷̫͎͖̫͝O͖̝̱̰̗͎T̡̖͍͢Ḫ͠Ì̴̹͍͔̱̰͢ͅŃ͓͓̫̬̻̙ͅG͎̙̲ ̴̧̤͚͔̭̭̺̠A̠̭͔̭̯̫B͉̕͜O͔͍Ú̧̠̟̺͍̝̜͝Ţ̤͙̩̖̭͙͓̕


Nah, it'll still work! A lot of people stutter their first time doing it.

I just don't know how I should take that Sir, is it normal to have flashbacks while doing this? omg...
Coffee is the answer, I must have coffee.

Depends on what's in the flashbacks. Anything related to video games or anime or comic books is normal.
If at ANY POINT you see slime in these flashbacks, see a doctor immediately. If slime ever becomes part of this ritual, something has gone very wrong and it could be hazardous to your health.

Sir it was It was not anime related, video game related omg it wasn't even comic book related. I'm scared Sir what has happened to me? I started to summon you and then..What? I don't feel too good Sir. There's way too many colors and what the hell is that? Take it away Sir, please..

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I just don't know how I should take that Sir, is it normal to have flashbacks while doing this? omg...
Coffee is the answer, I must have coffee.

Depends on what's in the flashbacks. Anything related to video games or anime or comic books is normal.
If at ANY POINT you see slime in these flashbacks, see a doctor immediately. If slime ever becomes part of this ritual, something has gone very wrong and it could be hazardous to your health.

Sir it was It was not anime related, video game related omg it wasn't even comic book related. I'm scared Sir what has happened to me? I started to summon you and then..What? I don't feel too good Sir. There's way too many colors and what the hell is that? Take it away Sir, please..

Hmm...
Tell me back the steps you took, exactly how you did them.

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Quote: StriderSwag

Depends on what's in the flashbacks. Anything related to video games or anime or comic books is normal.
If at ANY POINT you see slime in these flashbacks, see a doctor immediately. If slime ever becomes part of this ritual, something has gone very wrong and it could be hazardous to your health.

Sir it was It was not anime related, video game related omg it wasn't even comic book related. I'm scared Sir what has happened to me? I started to summon you and then..What? I don't feel too good Sir. There's way too many colors and what the hell is that? Take it away Sir, please..

Hmm...
Tell me back the steps you took, exactly how you did them.

Well I took two steps forward, one step back, I was starting to summon you but I did start to stutter and that's when it happened. What the heck is that? It's extremely huge Sir, very intimidating, I don't know what it is. I think that maybe if I didn't stutter this wouldn't have happened. Please just make it disappear and I promise I won't ever do this again.

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Sir it was It was not anime related, video game related omg it wasn't even comic book related. I'm scared Sir what has happened to me? I started to summon you and then..What? I don't feel too good Sir. There's way too many colors and what the hell is that? Take it away Sir, please..

Hmm...
Tell me back the steps you took, exactly how you did them.

Well I took two steps forward, one step back, I was starting to summon you but I did start to stutter and that's when it happened. What the heck is that? It's extremely huge Sir, very intimidating, I don't know what it is. I think that maybe if I didn't stutter this wouldn't have happened. Please just make it disappear and I promise I won't ever do this again.

It is okay child, it's only a Pride Demon. His name is Chris, he's great at parties. He can get sort of wild though, so I'll take him away. Just try it again, enunciate and speak from your diaphragm!

Quote: StriderSwag

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Quote: StriderSwag

Hmm...
Tell me back the steps you took, exactly how you did them.

Well I took two steps forward, one step back, I was starting to summon you but I did start to stutter and that's when it happened. What the heck is that? It's extremely huge Sir, very intimidating, I don't know what it is. I think that maybe if I didn't stutter this wouldn't have happened. Please just make it disappear and I promise I won't ever do this again.

It is okay child, it's only a Pride Demon. His name is Chris, he's great at parties. He can get sort of wild though, so I'll take him away. Just try it again, enunciate and speak from your diaphragm!

Sir Chris is rather huge, I'm glad you removed him cause I just didn't know how I would take him... umm I mean I didn't know if he was mean or friendly. Party on Chris.
Sir I did promise I would never do this again, so I don't think I'll be summoning you. Have a lovely day Sir. ^.^

I did this and it didn't work.
I am upset.

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Y̵̰̺̰̙͡O̩͉̩̠͈̯̯̟U̧̘̱͖̺͈͍̱͜͜ͅ ̘̗̻͙͓̦̪͎͜K͔̠̠̗̣N̢̠̖̣Ó̠̖͖̫͕̻̙̗W͙͙̭̳̩̼̠͓͠ͅ ͍̺͖͘N͘҉̲̱̼̖̹̰͓O̶͓̼T̴̬͖̺̫̝̠̩ͅH̸̴̩̙̫͚͖̟̭I̹̠͈̞̻͍̹̕N̨̰̟̦͚̘͚̙͟͟Ǵ̶̙̳̤̳̰̫̝̗͘ ̷̧͎̥͖̲͇̮ͅO̲F̛͎̺͚̱͉̞̩͉̀ ̵̼͓͍͉T̴̲͇̦̻͞H̰̘̙̺̳E̠̲͔͎ ̡̜̖̬̝̮͢E̼̠̝̲͚̠̗̙L̨̧̰̫͠D̶̢̘̹̦̱̗̼͔͝E͉͖̮̦͢͝ͅR̵̵͍̱̠̝̰ͅ ҉̯̥O̺̞͈͙͞N̷͍̗̪̺Ȩ̢̗͍͚̜̗̪͞ͅ,̳͈̼͙́͢ͅ ͔͓̣̙̹T̰̻̗̫̰̮̹̭̀̀͘H̱̺̻̦̳̞͇̲͜ͅỪ͈̤̪̦̪̗͚͠S̷̖̘̤͉̖͙̯͟ͅ ̸̡͈̟̙Y͞҉̞̻O̗̭͟͜͠U̡̡͔͍̫̹̹̻ ̻̜̻̞̞͘M̴̪̬̪͕̙̭͝Ṵ̹̬̯̣̬̘̹͞S̵̢͖̱͇͚̻͈͎͈T͉̭̻̲̟̥̘͠ ̻̪̯̜̗B͖͕̳̭̙͔É̞͉̬̙͕̤̯̀ ͏̵͚̫͇̲̠̝̳͞A̦̹̳̭̙ ̰̙̝́͡M҉̻̹̞͍́O̬R̨͏̺̜͖̺̙͎͇͓̼T̖̺̺̪̤̭͎͠A̵̷̦͎͚L͡҉̰͙̥̟̳̜

What makes you think, you can use my title?

T̖̬̝͖̳̹͜H̷͉͔E̳N̷͓̞̗͕͖ ͔̣̼͕̭̻W̲̯̗̦H̯͚̰͎̫A̵Ṯ͓̻̹̦͙̬͜ ̬̰̰̱͚͎IS͍ ͙̫̥͓͎̻Y̶̭̝̠̞̘̰̼O͙̪͜U̮̬̹̠͉̳̟R͇̥ ̞̥̘̗̼̼̼T̶͈̪͚͕͇̺R̛̦͍̞͉̪̱̼Ṵ̱̖̫͔͕Ẹ̝̫̺̘͖̳͜ ̣̗̤̳̯N͖A̭M̟̤E?̥͉̻̟̤͔͠ͅ
̧̰͎͈͎I̛͉̜͍̩̭T͉̜̬̭̖͠ ̦̰̞̜I͜S̱ ̹N̘͘O̡̭͚̺T͈̮̥̣̀ͅ ͉̤͈̤G̱͕͍̙͉R̳̯E̸͖̺̻͇̼Ḙ̣̱͢B̗͚͓͖L̨E҉̻͉,͇̲ ̞̥̥͎̘̲Ņ̯̰̩O͏͙̭̱̮̪R͙̙͉̬ ̙̠̱͙͖̣I̪̹̫͠S͖̖͉͚̭̪ ͎̞̜̦̫̯̦̕I̲͕̦T͈͎̻ ̗̘̦̮T̝̪̮̙̱ͅH̸̞̼̜͚E҉͎̰̰͍̲̦ ̦͎͔̘̪͜E̛͕̟͙̱̲̣ͅL҉̣͇̩D̷͓̬͙͉̩E̝̜̜̪R̼̀ ͏͚͔̯͓̟̞͚ON̸͇͖̦E̪̩͉̤̭͍.̳̙̯̲̜̗̕ ̸̟̦͎͓̰̙̖
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̤̗S͏̬̳͙͕̖̘̪A͝Y̠̭̩̦ͅ ͉̬ͅI̱T͈̯̘ ̘͈̗ͅͅN̺̘̖̱̻͝ͅͅO͟W!͙̺
̕B̮̯̞̱̙͚́U̜̺͉̬ͅT̠̫̜̲͝ ̠̺̜͔̗͝T̖͇͍̺̻H̡̬̠̗̗̣͖ÌS̶̙̯̩̙̳ ̧I̼̲̳̗̣ͅS̲͔͙͝ ͍̦̗̹̭̟A͏̗ ̪͉̟́T̴̜̤̪Ŕ̥̰̫I͇̤͈͉̙͡C̺͝K̺̭̠,͎͎̭ Ỵ̛͈͖̰͇̪̜O̬͉̤̺̳̼͟U̸̮̥͖͔̻̪ ͔CA̪̭̠Ṇ̟̪N̥̹O̤̪̳̥T̯.̜͖̟͢ ̫̤̼̞̱͡Y̸̘̣O̜͔̲̠̺̹U̢̞ ̼̱̪̖K̥̯̣͠N̡̞̞̯̥̱O̤W̠̫ͅ ̜̖̪͖͈̰NO͙̲͈̮̬̥͓Ṯ̠H̝͙͚̫͔̩͜ING ̝O̧F̙͙̥͉̯ ̯̙̝̣͓T̰̱H̩̥E͏̗̼̠̫̳̪ ̜͈F͙̲A̲̣̗͎̼̜̕ͅD̛͕̭̫Ȩ̹,҉̪̝͚ ̙̗̟̟ͅY҉̥̹̥͍̮O̰̖͎̰͘U͓̫̠͜ ̛̝͍̩̼̠C͏͖͓̮͙͈̘̳A̻͈N̙͙̣͇̝N̩͚̙̝͘O̳̻͝T̗̺͔̦̫̯ ͕͖̯̩͖͓ͅP͉̻̬ͅOS̷̼̩̞̪͖S̝̜̤͖I̟B̙̦̼̦L̷͖̩̪̱̪Ỵ̕ͅ ͏B̭͍͚̳̤̝̻͡E̘̝͍̹͇̻̘ ͉̟ͅT͢H̫̹̲̬̘͟E ̛̖̟̥̰͔E̱̣L̻͕D̵̥̭̮̮E̸̤̱̲͖̠̺R̗̫̼̞͟ͅ ͖̪̙̤͔̣͙͟OǸ̤̝̫̻͕ͅE͈̼.̴͙̰̝̻̞͕

You underestimate me

ew why does it have to be a shulk amiibo

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ew why does it have to be a shulk amiibo

He's in the transition period.

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I did this and it didn't work.
I am upset.

THATS BECAUSE IM BUSY RIGHT NOW YOU ASSHOLE
I HAVE TIMES I CANT BE SUMMONED YOU KNOW
I probably should have included that...

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What makes you think, you can use my title?

T̖̬̝͖̳̹͜H̷͉͔E̳N̷͓̞̗͕͖ ͔̣̼͕̭̻W̲̯̗̦H̯͚̰͎̫A̵Ṯ͓̻̹̦͙̬͜ ̬̰̰̱͚͎IS͍ ͙̫̥͓͎̻Y̶̭̝̠̞̘̰̼O͙̪͜U̮̬̹̠͉̳̟R͇̥ ̞̥̘̗̼̼̼T̶͈̪͚͕͇̺R̛̦͍̞͉̪̱̼Ṵ̱̖̫͔͕Ẹ̝̫̺̘͖̳͜ ̣̗̤̳̯N͖A̭M̟̤E?̥͉̻̟̤͔͠ͅ
̧̰͎͈͎I̛͉̜͍̩̭T͉̜̬̭̖͠ ̦̰̞̜I͜S̱ ̹N̘͘O̡̭͚̺T͈̮̥̣̀ͅ ͉̤͈̤G̱͕͍̙͉R̳̯E̸͖̺̻͇̼Ḙ̣̱͢B̗͚͓͖L̨E҉̻͉,͇̲ ̞̥̥͎̘̲Ņ̯̰̩O͏͙̭̱̮̪R͙̙͉̬ ̙̠̱͙͖̣I̪̹̫͠S͖̖͉͚̭̪ ͎̞̜̦̫̯̦̕I̲͕̦T͈͎̻ ̗̘̦̮T̝̪̮̙̱ͅH̸̞̼̜͚E҉͎̰̰͍̲̦ ̦͎͔̘̪͜E̛͕̟͙̱̲̣ͅL҉̣͇̩D̷͓̬͙͉̩E̝̜̜̪R̼̀ ͏͚͔̯͓̟̞͚ON̸͇͖̦E̪̩͉̤̭͍.̳̙̯̲̜̗̕ ̸̟̦͎͓̰̙̖
̷̦͖̪͎ͅ
̤̗S͏̬̳͙͕̖̘̪A͝Y̠̭̩̦ͅ ͉̬ͅI̱T͈̯̘ ̘͈̗ͅͅN̺̘̖̱̻͝ͅͅO͟W!͙̺
̕B̮̯̞̱̙͚́U̜̺͉̬ͅT̠̫̜̲͝ ̠̺̜͔̗͝T̖͇͍̺̻H̡̬̠̗̗̣͖ÌS̶̙̯̩̙̳ ̧I̼̲̳̗̣ͅS̲͔͙͝ ͍̦̗̹̭̟A͏̗ ̪͉̟́T̴̜̤̪Ŕ̥̰̫I͇̤͈͉̙͡C̺͝K̺̭̠,͎͎̭ Ỵ̛͈͖̰͇̪̜O̬͉̤̺̳̼͟U̸̮̥͖͔̻̪ ͔CA̪̭̠Ṇ̟̪N̥̹O̤̪̳̥T̯.̜͖̟͢ ̫̤̼̞̱͡Y̸̘̣O̜͔̲̠̺̹U̢̞ ̼̱̪̖K̥̯̣͠N̡̞̞̯̥̱O̤W̠̫ͅ ̜̖̪͖͈̰NO͙̲͈̮̬̥͓Ṯ̠H̝͙͚̫͔̩͜ING ̝O̧F̙͙̥͉̯ ̯̙̝̣͓T̰̱H̩̥E͏̗̼̠̫̳̪ ̜͈F͙̲A̲̣̗͎̼̜̕ͅD̛͕̭̫Ȩ̹,҉̪̝͚ ̙̗̟̟ͅY҉̥̹̥͍̮O̰̖͎̰͘U͓̫̠͜ ̛̝͍̩̼̠C͏͖͓̮͙͈̘̳A̻͈N̙͙̣͇̝N̩͚̙̝͘O̳̻͝T̗̺͔̦̫̯ ͕͖̯̩͖͓ͅP͉̻̬ͅOS̷̼̩̞̪͖S̝̜̤͖I̟B̙̦̼̦L̷͖̩̪̱̪Ỵ̕ͅ ͏B̭͍͚̳̤̝̻͡E̘̝͍̹͇̻̘ ͉̟ͅT͢H̫̹̲̬̘͟E ̛̖̟̥̰͔E̱̣L̻͕D̵̥̭̮̮E̸̤̱̲͖̠̺R̗̫̼̞͟ͅ ͖̪̙̤͔̣͙͟OǸ̤̝̫̻͕ͅE͈̼.̴͙̰̝̻̞͕

You underestimate me

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I am Legion, we are many.

You are still not the Elder One

You're really close with a BioWare game tho

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ew why does it have to be a shulk amiibo

I main Shulk in SSB4.

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THATS BECAUSE IM BUSY RIGHT NOW YOU ASSHOLE
I HAVE TIMES I CANT BE SUMMONED YOU KNOW
I probably should have included that...

IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, GREENY?
JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE?

wait i didn't mean it like that i take it back

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THATS BECAUSE IM BUSY RIGHT NOW YOU ASSHOLE
I HAVE TIMES I CANT BE SUMMONED YOU KNOW
I probably should have included that...

IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, GREENY?
JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE?

wait i didn't mean it like that i take it back

no bby ur so much more

omg baby do you mean that *tear*

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omg baby do you mean that *tear*

ur so much more bby

stop it ur making me cry in public omg ily 5ever

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stop it ur making me cry in public omg ily 5ever

you summoned me into your bedroom BB
what were you planning

a nice evening wrapped in blankets watching marvel movies with hot chocolate

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a nice evening wrapped in blankets watching marvel movies with hot chocolate

OH HELL YES

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instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan

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TRY READING IT RIGHT

wat da heck

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a nice evening wrapped in blankets watching marvel movies with hot chocolate

OH HELL YES

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TRY READING IT RIGHT

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wat da heck

I assume you aren't going to use massive amounts of black magic and Space Jam VHSes to summon me?

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wat da heck

I assume you aren't going to use massive amounts of black magic and Space Jam VHSes to summon me?

In order to summon me, you must stack 69 Waynes World 2 DVD's on top of each other in in an exact 420 degree angle,

And chant "shrek is not dreck" over and over until I enter through a triangle-shaped portal

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wat da heck

I assume you aren't going to use massive amounts of black magic and Space Jam VHSes to summon me?

In order to summon me, you must stack 69 Waynes World 2 DVD's on top of each other in in an exact 420 degree angle,

And chant "shrek is not dreck" over and over until I enter through a triangle-shaped portal

Your summoning circle is easier.
I guess you're my right hand minion now.

^ can I be your left hand then

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^ can I be your left hand then

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i ****ing love leliana she's my fav companion in the first dragon age game and she cool as hell yo

HELL YES

omg yay

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omg yay

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i literally love everyone. except sera she can get really annoying and vivienne is a ***** but that's what makes those characters which makes me love them so i do actually love them spoiler alert

BB how do I summon you

I am the god of hell fire...

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BB how do I summon you

turn off all the lights, turn around 3 times, do 5 squats and then hold a handstand while singing the american and british national anthems, alternating every other line, to the rhythm of bad romance by lady gaga

i'll be there videotaping it for youtube because you'll look like a complete moron

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BB how do I summon you

turn off all the lights, turn around 3 times, do 5 squats and then hold a handstand while singing the american and british national anthems, alternating every other line, to the rhythm of bad romance by lady gaga

i'll be there videotaping it for youtube because you'll look like a complete moron

I did it but why are you not here???

you did? ffs my secretary doesn't tell me anything

Interesting.

To summon me:

1: Draw the Nobody Sigil in blood.
2: Place a Chandelure figure in the middle.
3: Lightly cut your hand and drip blood onto the figure.
4: Sing Crossing Field (In Japanese).
If done correctly, I will appear before you. I do not guarantee any services you may ask of me, but I will appear.

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you did? ffs my secretary doesn't tell me anything

You have a ****ty secretary
I just wanna watch marvel movies with you ;~;

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You have a ****ty secretary
I just wanna watch marvel movies with you ;~;

i literally do. she is the worst. gonna go fire her. brb.

same here. ;-; it would be the coolest thing

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You have a ****ty secretary
I just wanna watch marvel movies with you ;~;

i literally do. she is the worst. gonna go fire her. brb.

same here. ;-; it would be the coolest thing

Have fun
i got rid of my secretary and most of my staff years ago
im mostly freelance now

k im back.
wait.
who is going to make me tea.
brb going to rehire her.