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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 21:16:29 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
>be me
>be type 1 diabetic
>be walking through walmart
>blood sugar gets low
>oh ****
>get to built in mcdonalds
>order sweet chili wrap
>eat food
>everything is really messy with chili sauce and white mayo-y stuff
>almost fall over
>oh **** x2
>get to bathroom as to not inconvenience shoppers
>bathroom is sketchy and a guy in the stall next to me is breathing heavy
>take ****ton of glucose
>feel better
>dont wash hands because forgot
>sweet chili sauce and mayo stuff all over right hand
>panting guy comes out same time and still panting


>tfw you look like you just gave an intense handjob in the walmart bathroom
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#2 Posted: 21:18:23 15/03/2015
good job

was it fun
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 21:20:08 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: I-Brawler
good job

was it fun



it was delicious i licked it clean
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#4 Posted: 21:41:44 15/03/2015
yeah sorry about that oops
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 21:49:27 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom
yeah sorry about that oops



how did you get from britain to usa in 10 sec????
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#6 Posted: 21:54:28 15/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
how did you get from britain to usa in 10 sec????

my private jet. everyone in britain has private jets. *sips tea*
i'm home same now btw.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 21:55:59 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom
Quote: StriderSwag
how did you get from britain to usa in 10 sec????

my private jet. everyone in britain has private jets. *sips tea*
i'm home same now btw.



fly me to your butthole
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#8 Posted: 21:59:33 15/03/2015
what the **** does that even mean
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 22:09:05 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom
what the **** does that even mean



*touches your peen*
oops my hand slipped

*takes it out of ur pants*
oops it slipped again

*gives you a handjob*
it just keeps slipping
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#10 Posted: 22:14:01 15/03/2015
i um oh
ok
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 22:16:19 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: BigBoom
i um oh
ok



okay deal is done give me 100 pounds (currency bc i know you don't have dollars)
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#12 Posted: 22:16:27 15/03/2015
what is this even
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#13 Posted: 22:18:06 15/03/2015
. . .
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#14 Posted: 22:18:10 15/03/2015
This is wrong in soooooooooooooooo many ways.

I'll just leave now before i'm tainted.

I'm a good Greeble i am...
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#15 Posted: 22:19:39 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
what is this even



didn't you hear I am a prostitute
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#16 Posted: 22:22:33 15/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: DragonCamo
what is this even



didn't you hear I am a prostitute



how much do you charge per hour?
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#17 Posted: 22:24:10 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: DragonCamo
what is this even



didn't you hear I am a prostitute



how much do you charge per hour?


40. I'm cheap.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#18 Posted: 22:30:26 15/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: StriderSwag



didn't you hear I am a prostitute



how much do you charge per hour?


40. I'm cheap.



do you sell drugs on the side to make up for loss in profit?
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#19 Posted: 22:35:17 15/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: DragonCamo



how much do you charge per hour?


40. I'm cheap.



do you sell drugs on the side to make up for loss in profit?



Yes I do.
But it's all a front because I'm a secret agent hunting for people soliciting prostitutes.
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10928
#20 Posted: 00:04:34 16/03/2015
this is amazing i've missed having you around
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#21 Posted: 03:03:45 16/03/2015
>be type 1 diabetic
>get threatened by some low life on the internet
>threatens to **** up your insulin injector thing
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#22 Posted: 03:07:01 16/03/2015
You're mum is so fat that when she eaten by zombies they got diabetes.
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#23 Posted: 03:18:44 16/03/2015
I'm sorry, but I laughed. Not just at that situation, but this whole topic.
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valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#24 Posted: 12:30:41 16/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: I-Brawler
good job

was it fun



it was delicious i licked it clean



that's a good boy
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#25 Posted: 15:05:46 16/03/2015
Quote: BigBoom
yeah sorry about that oops



dangit bigboom
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"Moo".
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