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fight me in the pit [CLOSED]
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8537
#1 Posted: 02:06:29 06/03/2015 | Topic Creator
the spoils of war will know no bounds
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#2 Posted: 02:12:58 06/03/2015
fight u in the pit?????
okay

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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#3 Posted: 02:13:13 06/03/2015
1v1 club penguin m8
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#4 Posted: 02:14:43 06/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
1v1 club penguin m8



FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#5 Posted: 02:15:23 06/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
1v1 club penguin m8



FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION


i'll ****ing rekt u
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 02:16:42 06/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
1v1 club penguin m8



FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION


i'll ****ing rekt u


u wot m8???
ill bash yer fookin head in i swear on me mum
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8537
#7 Posted: 02:17:13 06/03/2015 | Topic Creator
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#8 Posted: 02:17:59 06/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: StriderSwag



FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION


i'll ****ing rekt u


u wot m8???
ill bash yer fookin head in i swear on me mum



i'll punch u in teh gabber u cant beat me i got sanic speed
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#9 Posted: 02:19:37 06/03/2015
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TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8537
#10 Posted: 02:21:07 06/03/2015 | Topic Creator
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 02:24:17 06/03/2015
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Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#12 Posted: 02:25:26 06/03/2015
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Will still be checking the forums every now and then!
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 02:39:13 06/03/2015
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Tendies Stories
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Status
Submission
Year
2015
Origin
4chan

Tags
good boy points, chicken tenders, r9k, robot stories, gbp, normie, tendies

About

Tendies Stories are green text stories featuring a twenty-something man who lives at his mother’s home and constantly demands “tendies” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points” he has earned by doing chores and taking care of himself. The stories are often accompanied by images of Smug Pepe.
Origin

In October 2014, posters in the /r9k/ (robot 9000) board on 4chan began submitting green text stories featuring an autistic, overweight son who terrorizes his parents into getting him specific foods and frequently complains about “normies” (shown below).[1]


On January 19th, 2015, an /r9k/[7] user submitted a thread asking for posts “putting normies in their place,” to which several users replied with various stories about an adult man who lives with his parents and earns “good boy points” by doing household chores and practicing good hygiene. Other stories contained mentions of the son referring to chicken tenders as “tendies.”


Spread

On January 22nd, a 4chan user submitted a green text story to /r9k/[6] complaining about his mother cleaning his waifu pillow and raising the price of tendies from five “good boy points” to 10 (shown below).


On January 25th, Mumsnet[2] user Janice1975 submitted a post to the parenting message board asking for advice on how to deal with her 22-year-old son who exchanges “good boy points” for “tendies.” The post was subsequently deleted. On January 26th, a screenshot of the Mumsnet thread was submitted to the /r/4chan[3] subreddit, where it gained over 1,000 votes (92% upvoted) and 70 comments in 48 hours.


The same day, a green text story was submitted to the /r9k/ board about a son who urinates all over his mother and her boyfriend in order to acquire tendies (shown below). On January 26th, a screenshot of the post was submitted to the /r/4chan[5] subreddit, where it received more than 1,300 votes (93% upvoted) in the first 24 hours. On January 26th, an anonymous 4chan user submitted a “Chicken Tendies General” thread to the /ck/[4] (cooking) board.


#4tendies

On January 29th, 2015, the subreddit /r/4chan was renamed #4tendies in reference to the numerous tendies threads and images being uploaded to the site.


Search Interest

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External References

[1]Imgur – ****ing normies

[2]Google Cache – Mumsnet

[3]Reddit – Robots mom and the GBP

[4]Warosu – Chicken Tendies General

[5]Reddit – Robot gets his revenge

[6]4chan – tell mom not to clean my waifu pillow

[7]Archive.moe – Can we get a thread about putting normies in their place?
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#14 Posted: 02:59:56 06/03/2015
only as long as there are ducktales.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 03:00:44 06/03/2015
Quote: zer0dch
only as long as there are ducktales.



ducktales.
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#16 Posted: 03:19:29 06/03/2015
ducktales.
shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#17 Posted: 03:55:53 06/03/2015
Quote: zer0dch
ducktales.



Whatsb with you and ducktales whoo
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103 skylanders in total SSA:31/32 SG:26/30 SSF:39/56
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#18 Posted: 03:56:48 06/03/2015
whats up with you and not liking it
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#19 Posted: 09:07:28 07/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
fight u in the pit?????
okay

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How long did it take you to make that
That is amazing
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#20 Posted: 09:12:30 07/03/2015
meet me at the peer at midnight, we will stare at the ocean 1 last time.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5792
#21 Posted: 09:23:02 07/03/2015
Where did these 3 older inactive users come from? Suddenly now...
Templarhunter97 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1362
#22 Posted: 09:35:34 07/03/2015
Ur on when?
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We work in the dark to serve the light-Nothing is true-Everything is permitted.
And i am still waiting for a sequel to bully smilie
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#23 Posted: 15:34:50 07/03/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Where did these 3 older inactive users come from? Suddenly now...



idk how the others appeared but i was summoned in a pentagram full of anime
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#24 Posted: 15:54:51 07/03/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Badwolfmichael
1v1 club penguin m8



FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION



1V1 PIT ONLY FINAL DESTINATION NO ITEMS RIGHT NOW I'M 100% SERIOUS
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