darkSpyro

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Basically type something into this translator, select options(I recommend "Yandex" for Translator and 43 for Translations), press Translate and wait for your results. Heres what I got:

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

into

"We have to receive your money."

Viacom likes the yellow sponge...

Original text:

"There's only 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Only 104 days at school."

Wait, what happened?

Okay, trying again.

Original text:

"As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In many schools, the helicopter can be something you don't see. "

I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY

Quote: dinorang67

Original text:

"There's only 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Only 104 days at school."

Wait, what happened?

I like the second one better.

Original text:

" The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the Queen The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in; Heaven knows I've tried"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" White, unfortunately, we have reached this day. In the field of information technology. The united kingdom, the isolation. The Appearance Of The Queen. Wind, rain, lightning, as well as shouting. You can continue. God knows I've tried."

THIS SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN FROZEN!
HOW MUCH ARE TICKETS?!

Original text:

"Who wants candy?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Who will win?


"for the love of god, i need that villager amiibo!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For God's sake us. amiibo!"

Original text:

"Of course, every soldier is prepared to die. But these people aren’t just pawns on a chessboard. They all have names, families and feelings in their hearts too. They are all humans who live and bleed. You have the responsibility to ensure their death"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Of course, death knights, and had time to settle. It's my name, I get the impression that you're in my heart, life and accident said it on point."

Very poetic.

"gold mario will kill us all. it was nice knowing you guys."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Before he died, Mario gold famous."

From I need every amiibo to...
I have every amiibo.

I wish I could get every amiibo in a click of a button.

Original text:

"The mysterious Lightning Bolt strikes again, invading the lair of Dark Pit!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The secret to work the next day, wait, start."


Nice advice, if it made sense.

Original text:

"We're waiting every night, to finally roam and invite. Newcomers to play with us, for many years we've been all alone. We're forced to be still and play, the same songs we've know since that day."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Every night we waiting for? What happened? What is it? What is it?; Us for a few years, you want to be a part of us, I know that we will sing this song today."

Okay that actually sounds pretty good.

Oh yeah, tick "Random Language Order if you want it a bit more jumbled up.

Original text:

"Tomorrow, I am going to Disneyland Paris to experience a cultural computing conference. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'll do Disneyland in the morning, The experiment. "

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

Original text:

"Sonic 06' was a really bad game. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"06,very, very bad Sonic. "

Oh

Original text:

"Five Nights at Freddy's."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This Is Freddy."

THEY KNOW

One more, one more.

Original text:

"Young Danny Phantom, he was just 14, when his parents built a very strange machine, it was designed to view a world unseen. (He's gonna catch em' all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom)"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"from the age of 14, and Danny Phantom. If the parents built a very strange machine. This is as a shadow. (The united states of America, because Danny phantom of the Opera). "

...

""If your desire to win is stronger than your opponent's, you've already won. Your mind is your most important weapon.""

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" If you do, if your brain is the best weapon to win the competition, if you want."


"Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In this world, if she wants to go, let me know if we can see that with the current transformer. It is impossible to build a career on stage, I want to Believe. "


"Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh Whoa I'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust I'm breathing in the chemicals I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the apocalypse Whoa I'm waking up"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Oh, Oh, Oh Oh, Oh, Oh Oh, Oh, Oh Wow Foot volcano dust. I'm not a botanist, and I'll go. Secret recipe. Check the version in the list to the left. It's not the end of the world. Wow I wake up "


"They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You want to remove. Is a school? Because polite to know the answer. In B-more sleep, because I have to do it. Have you seen that girl, if you want. All, as you can see, "


"If you're gonna call someone a retard, don't type like a retard."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you have këtë'field if you want to call it that, is an idiot."

Original "Whales Opposing Spyro"

43 translations later Yandex gives us

"The international Council meeting"

"Hello Mister/Miss translator thing. My name is I-B, and I am just here to talk to you. Nothing else."

"Hello, Mr./Ms. compiler, nothing, and I think, I'm not afraid, I'm here to talk to You, and so on"

Ehhhhhhh

"Darth Vader announced that he was Luke Skywalkers father in The Empire Strikes Back"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Yahoo! -Skywalker hahmo father, and back, at the beginning of a rich father. "

wot

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"Nickelodeon has really gone downhill these days, especially when they rely on Spongebob to make their money."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This film is especially important if you have children, "

Just wow... Bad Nickelodeon

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"Like what up in the club I got coffee on my face"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Coffee is a person."

Guys, did you know you kill people everytime you drink "coffee"?

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"When getting banned for stupid reasons, you wonder why people even bother to do such things."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If you want to delete, dom, I don't know why you want something better."

OK

"Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In this case, is the villain in the fourth Chaos Emerald;"

I type this in..



And I get this...


I feel this is appropriate...

Code:

"Faker?! I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. you're comparing yourself to me?! Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake! "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Fake?! I think it's a lie, hedgehog here ب'għalija?! If!!!!! Not only good, it was a lie!!! "

Huh?

Code:

Original text:

"You're a giant lizard with a cannon up your ass."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Below is just an idea."

How poetic.

Code:

Original text:

"Talk about low-budget flights! No food or movies? I'm outta here! I like running better! "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Was the flight! You want to eat, or see the movie or not? I'm going to! Entertainment,good company. "

I no good English.

Code:

"Okay then. Let's get ready to do this. We'll show that creep the real super power of teamwork! "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Well,maybe not ready, it's a good idea, if we should move in special!!! "

But we are ready.

Code:

Original text:

"Too bad it's all over, for you!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I am very sad about it."

So am I.

"My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns, hun."

This goes to...

"I, Anaconda... I think you are a cow."

...???

Original text:

"Bad translator "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"And it's not the plague. "

~

Original text:

"I am an AI from cyberspace"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I AF cyber "

My friend got this

Original text:
"It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"It begins with the dawn, all that you would not have been a big waste of time"

Original text:
"When you're ten, they call you a prodigy. When you're fifteen, they call you a genius. Once you hit twenty, you're just an ordinary person."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You are a genius boy, at the age of fifteen, you're a genius, man normali...de -twenty years ago."

Original text:
"I ran out of ideas for things to put into the translator."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Each of us was looking for, I think."

Original text:
"Let's see how good this pointless sentence translates."

43 translates later, Yandex gives us:
"This quote."


Original text:
"I came in like a wrecking ball, I never hit so hard in love."

43 translates later, Yandex gives us:
"You ever feel like you want to love I want to kill you."

That is very strange!

Original text:

"Don't ask why"

...43**translations later,**Yandex**gives us:

"Why not"

Yandex is such a child.

Original text:

"You're as good at kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though—he's a pretty good ass-kisser, always was and still is. [Turns to camera and waves] Whoops, I'm breaking the fourth wall."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Structure, weather, people, when it comes to who will win, but if you have a beautiful ass, Dwayne the rock always and still don't know how much the camera update) I'm breaking the fourth wall."


More
"Now, however, that the company, Dwayne the rock and the wall, I don't know what x is, then."

Original text
I came in like a wrecking ball

43 later
"I love to dance"

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Original text
Seid ihr das Essen?
Nein, wir sind der Jaeger!

43 later
"If you want to eat? These hunters do something doesn't mean they're in danger!!!"

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Original text
Places, place, get in your places
throw on your dress and put on your doll faces
everyone thinks that we're perfect
please don't let them look through the curtain

43 later
"Location, location, location, location, location... -Work clothes VSAT her hand. I think they're wonderful. Please don't get for Ismail (."

Original Text
It's a big, bright, beautiful world!

43 Translations Later...
This is a huge and beautiful world.

Okay, but...

Original Text
Hey buckaroo, how are you? Whip cream on top and a cherry too. Pants with cleats, yes I do. Steamboats go choo-choo-choo.

43 Translators...
Hey, cowboy, what's the problem? To learn, ice cream, cake, ice cream, cotton Maxim a meeting, Dhaka, it was my fault, so I want to go with the General Assembly of the Association, come back

What!?

Quote: Badwolfmichael

I type this in..

Reveal Spoiler

i pray to shrek every night all hail the ogre lord!

And I get this...

Reveal Spoiler

We invited partners every night Greetings to all the vampires of God
We invite our partners every night. Greetings to all the vampire God
We invite our partners every night. I welcome all the vampires of God.
we invited partners every night Greetings to all the ghouls from God.

I feel this is appropriate...

Reveal Spoiler

A. WHAT HAPPENED
B. [insert screaming about the fact that JonTron was included in this post here]

Tried a different translator because reasons.

Original text:

"Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts; No reason to scream Your favorite Princess is back; She's walkin' up on the scene She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set She's comin'; Gracin' her subjects. She ain't leavin' no choice She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice So cover all of your fears and stowe away all your fright The Lunar Princess is back; to bring the Nightmares Tonight "

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The colt of the reception and Gentlecolts; any reason that its princesses squeak favorite,, is hammers is conducted is does the walkin not nightmare again; you 'in in the phase you in the moon, but that that, you more not to be irritated in the way, that the buckle was prepared underneath of in and its uniform, the as is not'; Gracin 'that its matters. You the ain 'T of the leavin' not election that you to stratify is sudden that leaves absent all the back with then their Ruiterstem entire of their anxieties and all the stowe of their anxiety that of the princess of the Lunaire of return is; the nightmares carry this night"

1. Original text:
   

"Mr. Translator, I would like to talk to you, can you please come over to my seat."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Mr interpreter, I told myself. "

Well, okay then.

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2. Original text:
   

"Guess what, your mother is also your sister whilst your father is also your grandfather. This is possible, explain why it is possible."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Mom, dad, and you, I believe the reason why it can happen."

Ummmmm... if you're sure...

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3. Original text:
   

"So, If you can turn the following phrases into something understandable, I will be impressed: แม่พ่อและปู่ของฉันเชื่อนะ เหตุผลที่ว่ามันสามารถเกิดขึ้น, and მე ვფიქრობ, დედა, და, თუ მამა და გრან-მამა. შეგიძლიათ მითხრათ რატომ არის ეს შესაძლებელი."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"In fact, you will be surprised, I think, my mom and my dad and my grandpa, and mom, dad, and my grandfather because he can as you can."

You're right, I was surprised.

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4. Original text:
   

"I'd give my heart, I'd give my soul. I'd turn it back, it's my fault. Your destiny is forlorn, Have to live till it's undone. I'd give my heart, I'd give my soul. I'd turn it back And then at last I'll be on my way."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"When you're in my heart, I decided that this would be one of them. I want to dance is not my fault. In Los crime. Finally, if you want to live. When you're in my heart, I decided that this would be one of them. I want to come back. At the end I'm making my way."

They butchered that song..

This makes less sense than BoBish...

Original text:

"None can truly understand my love for Dark Pit. Dark angels are the best!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Like a black hole, which can help, no angel or most jifhem!!!!!!"

I find it hilarious how it turned "Dark Pit" into "black hole" (seems legit) and how it slowly accumulated exclamation marks. JIFHEM!

Original text:

"Say pal, you don't look so good. You'd better find something to eat before night comes!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Today, even very good, good, find something to eat, for a friend!"

...

Original text:

"Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! When we're living our dream!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"All power, despite the fact! All, I'm in heaven!!!"

Wat.


Original text:

"Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The sniper is good job, brother, that's hard work, and those who walk in the door last guarantee that this will not happen, because one day, two people in the world, but he's not dead!!!"

....

Original text:

"Foxes are the cutest, most awesome things ever, and anyone who disagrees is a huge moron."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Fox, I love it, it is strange that a man who disagrees with him is an idiot."

It's not strange! It's a fact of life!

"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life.
And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?
You win.
Just go.
It's been fun. Don't come back."

You know, these days, for example. Just give it a try. Don't kill me. Or do I need to do potatoes. Or to feed the birds, I'm not very good in my life.
It is dangerous to think like that, you know?
You can win.
You need to go.
It is very interesting. Never to return.

k then

That translator is so stupid it hurts my head.

Original text:

I am the most advanced life form, bad translator!

43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

Version of modern life, there is a plague!
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Original text:

Moo Whappa Whappa! Moo Woot woot! Whee! Woop Woop! I'm on kickstart!

43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

Mega-whappa whappa! I grew Qwoot! A good place to start! In this city!!!/!

(What the heck is qwoot?)


Original text: Mega-whappa whappa! I grew qwoot! A good place to start! In this city!!!/!

43 translattions later, Yandex gives us:

Whappa Whappa! I grew up Qwoot! This city is a good place to start!

Quote: StormDragon21

Original text:

"The mysterious Lightning Bolt strikes again, invading the lair of Dark Pit!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The secret to work the next day, wait, start."


Nice advice, if it made sense.

e___e
*cough*

Original text:

"Dark Pit valiantly deflected the Lightning Bolt's questions and revealed its identity!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The impact of a pandemic in the black hole, and you can easily see the boss."

"I am not a mysterious beast of the night like they say I am. My claws may have the power to freeze, but my heart is not frozen."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Mystery fish mouth, when I said yesterday, can be stopped, but he broke my heart."

Winterra would be proud.

Quote: ShadowMewX

Original text:

"None can truly understand my love for Dark Pit. Dark angels are the best!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Like a black hole, which can help, no angel or most jifhem!!!!!!"

I find it hilarious how it turned "Dark Pit" into "black hole" (seems legit) and how it slowly accumulated exclamation marks. JIFHEM!

How did it get the last part?

@Storm Well, Maltese turned it into "jista'jifhem," and Turkish shortened it into "jifhem." Otherwise...no idea...

Typed:
Powerpuff
Powerpuff
Blossom, commander and the leader
Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter
Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuffs save the day
Fighting crime, trying to save the world
Here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls

Results: "Great for the kids. Great for the kids. Cherry blossom, commander and President Eggs,to have fun, to laugh. Power wheels. Powerpuffs save the world. Crime trying to save the world. Hot woman "

Original Text:

"Spain the Boss and Chibi Romano!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"After that, the Romans!"

Quote: Bad Translator

Original text:

"I remember this translator."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Taking into account the fact that what is proposed."

wowee

"Bananas take over the world"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Song of the solution."
Thought: A SONG!? BANANA IS A SONG!?

"The Nation of Pigeons will take over the stinking world"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The smell of the field, birds of the world. "
Thought: Smelling a feild, ew.

"If you wear shaded sunglasses you will probably look cool."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"If you wear glasses, you can see."
Thought: I can see without glasses

"The stench from sweaty people smells disgusting unless you can't smell their sweat because you pooped your underpants or pantyhose."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"From the beginning, when all of the shorts or socks, because I think that it is a race against time, if there is something wrong."
Thought: A race against time with shorts or socks! What an interesting movie plot

"If I was Jesus, I would get the lord to create a television for that era of time. By the way, I ate your cheese!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"If there is a God at the same time that God has created a new form, and at the same time I want to eat cheese!!!"
Thought: I don't want to eat cheese

"If a psychic told me that the world would end on a floating island with a pink turtle on it, I would yell "FLAMINGO FOOLS""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The end of the world when I say this, it's main city island, hong, turtle, now I'd like to shoot birds!!!!! I don't know."
Thought: Oh.

"The forehead of a egg is the colour of an egg. The egg can crack and orange blood shoots out of it!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Eggs, tomato, egg, alas, orange and fire."
Thought: Tomato and fire, yup!