darkSpyro

So this is where i will post my made up skylander show like others do around
The main plot basically is the skylanders basically just lazing around and getting into comedic situations and occasionally saving the world from the remaining villains hope you guys will enjoy,
The main cast
-The main character and sometimes hero
- Spyro's bro and co-star
-Spyro's best friend and lazy roommate
-Spyro's trapped villain partner
-Friendly and slightly crazy clone of whirlwind
-Our heroes' neighbor (with Terrafin) and friend
-Gill's bff and roommate
-Sometimes friend, sometimes weirdo
-Chop Chop's roommate and best friend
-Mentor to young skylanders and runs a karate dojo
-1000 year-old croc and leader of the trap masters
Pain-yatta-Chop Chop's trapped villain partner
- an Unknown Power
???- Firey Smartmouth

Secondary characters
-The Darkness' puppet
- Spyro's crush
- The doctor and inventor
-The true genius of the skylanders
- Blackout's sister and certified pacifist
- Vigilante protector of avalar
- Ancient evil, waiting for some idiot to break his seal
- Old friend of Spyro, waiting for a non-existing sequel
- Spyro's dad and leader of the guardians

Please give feedback about what could be better and submit ideas, I hope you enjoy these

EPISODE 1: The Monster

(Spyro's apartment, ,,, and playing cards)

Spyro: Yo Trigg, got any three's?
Trigg: Nope!
Blackout: Weird, cause you took all my three's last turn
Trigg: Okay, Spy here's one,
(Spyro staring at Trigg)
Trigg: And maybe another
(everybody staring)
Trigg: Oh yeah, here's one more
Blackout: That's more like it
Wolfgang: Okay I'm bored now
Terrafin: You guys wanna go and see something?
Spyro: Like what?
Trigg: How about Dolphin Tale?
Blackout: NO! Spotlight made me watch that
Wolfgang: Bet you wish you're sis wasn't such a hippie, huh?
Blackout: Oh, you have no idea!
Trigg: Blackout, dude no one cares about you're personal life!
Blackout: Say that again, midget!
Spyro: Calm down guys, how about Big Hero 6?
Terrafin: Uh guys, one thing
All: What?
Terrafin: Shh! listen
(thumping noise getting closer to door)
Spyro: What is it?
Blackout: whatever it is, it sounds huge!
Wolfgang: This is freaky!
Spyro: for Pete's sake Wolfgang you're undead!
Trigg: who's Pete?
(??? Knocks on door)
All: AHHHH!
(Door opens)
Polar: Here's Polar!
Wolfgang: Giants, Polar!
Spyro: Why are you stompin' around outside like a creeper
Polar: Whose stomping?
Spyro: We heard something something stomping around outside
Polar: I didn't see anything, but i'm here now,Blackout
Blackout: Giants help me
Spyro: Well, since Guy's night got busted, everybody go back to their own apartments and let me sleep
Trigg: Okay, G'night
(Trigg walks into closet)
Blackout: He really sleeps in there?
Wolfgang: Yep, later (goes into trap)
Terrafin: Night, Spy (leaves)
Blackout: Okay, I should be going, good night
Polar: Good night, dearie!
Blackout: Hahaha, go away Polar
Spyro: later, buddy!
(Blackout goes into hallway)
Blackout Whatever that was it's gone now, I hope
(inside apartment)
Spyro: Polar please leave it's almost midnight and I have a mission tomorrow
Polar: But i had three soda's and i can't get to sleep!
Spyro: Do you have soda every night before bed?
Polar: Yep!
Spyro: (whispers)That explains somethings
Blackout: AHHH!
Spyro: What was that?
Polar: I will save you, my dear!
(Spyro looking outside)
Spyro: Oh giants! Polar call 911
Polar: Okay, what's the number?
Spyro: We need an ambulance and the cops
Polar: Lemme see! ,lemme see, oh,
(Blackout lying on ground, hurt)

end of part 1

Episode 1: The Monster Part 2

(Emergency Room, Blackout lying in bed)

Pop Fizz: Yep, whatever happened to him was pretty bad
Spyro: He left my apartment at 11-ish and then me and Polar heard him scream
Polar: And then we found him like this in the hallway
Wallop: We will see what we can do
Wildfire: Without much evidence of a struggle, we can assume this was an accident
(Chop Chop, Pain-Yatta, Gill Grunt, Trigg, and Wolfgang enter and the trap masters leave)
Chop Chop: Oh man I'm sorry, Blackout
Pain-Yatta: What happened?, i was asleep
Gill: Wasn't guy's night last night?, sorry I couldn't make it
Chop: Wait, guy's night?
Wolfgang: Darnit, Gill you broke the first rule of guy's night
Trigg: "You don't talk about guy's night"
Spyro: now we're gonna have to kill you Chops
Polar: I hope not, I can't stand violence of any kind
Wolfgang: It's a joke Polar
Pop Fizz: Guys, Blackout is really hurt and you're talking about you're secret club?
Spyro: I'm sorry, Pop when will he be back in action
Pop Fizz: Not for a few days I'm afraid
Trigg: Bro, what happened to him
Pop Fizz: He took a rather large bonk to the head
Spyro: Aren't his bones made of unbreakable metal?
Pop Fizz: Yea, but he got pretty rattled
Wolfgang: So get 'im back, mate
Pop Fizz: He got hit with something else as strong as his bones
Chop: Let's see Traptainium, Portalite ore....
Spyro: Whatever is that strong is crazy powerful
Trigg: And frightening!

end of part 2

I'm enjoying this so far.

This is really good!

(Thanks for the compliments guys, me and my brother enjoy making these)

(Snack bar, Spyro and Trigg enter)

Spyro: Oh boy
Double trouble: Long day guys?
Trigg: You'd better believe it
Spyro: I'm not even sure I can go out tomorrow
Dubs: Oh man that kind of day, huh
Trigg: We had to go clear out a chompy nest, one got me five times in the leg!
Spyro: Polar came by, I yelled out help but she just sat down on a park bench and was all grumpy
Dubs: Maybe cause Blackout's out of it
Trigg: Yea, Pole's always stalki-(cough) following him
Spyro: You got that right dude
Dubs: Yea, sorry guys i'm just depressed, Chops is in the hospital
Spyro: Oh man what happened
Dubs: Same thing happening to everybody
Trigg: All right that's it, this thing can wallop my competitor for Spyro's best freind, but it can't hit our slightly insane neighbor!
Spyro: Really?
?????: Hello, Guys
Spyro: Who's that?
?????: Down here (this is demeaning)
Trigg: Oh it's ittle, wickle Eye Small buzz off junior
Eye Small: I think i can help you guys with this creature
Dubs: How, Dude I'll do anything
(Cuts to hallway, Dubs wearing hula skirt)
Dubs: Okay this is a little farther than I meant
Eye Small: You need to lure it out, all stations check in
Spyro: Station 1 checking in no activity
Trigg: Station 2 yadda, yadda, yadda, nothin' besides Smoldy fell asleep kissing Eruptor
Wolfgang: Dude is that actually possible
Eye Small: Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: I hear you kid, nothing going on
Terrafin: Station 4 checking in Traps on the couch watching ninjago again, nothing else
Eye Small: Yep we've been here for two hours nothing happening
Wolfgang: Wait something going on in Chop's room something glowing purple
Eye Small: Dubs, get into your room
Dubs: Okay, AAAHHH!!!
Eye Small: What is it?
Dubs: Pain-Yatta!!!
Spyro: Pain-Yatta's doing this
Pain-Yatta: (sleeping) I'm gonna get you
Dubs: No you ain't (zaps him with staff)
Pain-Yatta: YEEOWCHHH!!!! (Wakes up) Why you do that, Dubs and why do you look so hot?
Eye Small: Why are you attacking people in your sleep?
Pain-Yatta: How'd you guys get in here
Spyro: That is none of your concern
Pain-Yatta: What was going on
Trigg: you knocked out Blackout and Chops
Pain-Yatta: Oh, yea i have a case of sleep walking and I've been having scary nightmares lately
Trigg: Well, I guess that now there's only one thing to do now
(The next night)
Spyro: Well Trigg you sure solved that one
Trigg: Yep don't much care but, yep
(Chop's apartment)
Dubs: Good night, Chops
Chop: Good night, Pain-Yatta
Pain-Yatta: (Taped and chained up)Good Night Dubs!
(Back at Spyro's)
Spyro: But now, there's just one question
Trigg: Video games 'till midnight
Spyro: Yeeeaaa

And that's the first episode If you come up with any ideas you would like to see happen submit and comment on what could be better
(Sorry if the ending seemed lazy if i come up with something better i'll edit this post)

Episode 2: Turnabout Spyro part 1 later this week

To be honest, I wasn't going to check this out in the first place.
But then, I did, and I'm going to say this:

KEEP IT UP!
This is great! It's also refreshing to hear that you do this for YOUR enjoyment. A true hidden gem in the Fan Fiction section. I've subscribed.

Love it!

So, just wanted to post this here

Spyro Ignituson
Age: 16
Species: Purple Dragon
Job: Professional hero
Arch Enemy: Malefor
Family: Ignitus (father) Luna (mother) has no siblings (or does he?)
Best Friends: Trigger happy, Blackout, Wolfgang, Terrafin, Gill grunt
Team Spyro (Leader)
Villain Partner: Wolfgang
(Luna is an OC by the way)

Trigginald Happerson
Age: not telling you
Species: Gremlin, duh
Job: Professional scam artist, mercenary, odd job man
Arch Enemy: Blackout!
Family: Baron Willhelm Happerson (father) Baroness Susanne Happerson (mother) Pop fizz (brother)
Best Friends: Spyro, Polar, Brawlrus, Blackout (sometimes)
Team: Team Spyro
Villain Partner: Brawlrus

Blackout Ignituson
Age: 16
Species: Corrupted Purple Dragon
Job: Vigilante
Arch Enemy: Malefor and POLAR!
Family: Ignitus (father) Luna (mother) Spyro (brother) Spotlight (sister) Polar (Girlfriend)
Best Freinds: Spyro, Trigg, Wolfgang, Polar, Terrafin, and Gill
Team: Team Spyro
Villain Partner: ???

I like the additions to the roster. Can't wait for the next chapter!

Episode 2: Turnabout Spyro cancelled (Sorry guys I just didn't like the episode enough to keep writing it)

In place Episode 3 is now Episode 2

What was Polar going to do after she knocked out Blackout with the toxin???

Dragon immune system, he wouldn't be knocked out at all, just a little Polar-y
Speaking of Polar

PLR-X2
Age: 2 (16)
Species: Unicorn (Cloned)
Job: Video game "reviewer"
Arch Enemy: Anyone who gets between her and Blackout
Family: Whirlwind (Template) Breeze (Fellow clone) Blackout (Boyfriend)
Best Friends: Blackout, Blackout, Blackout, Spotlight, and Trigg
Team: Team Spyro
Villain Partner: Broccoli Guy

Wolfgang Von Wolfe
Species: Werewolf
Job: Rock star
Arch Enemy: Luminous
Family: Baron William Wolfe (Father) Baroness Wolfe (Mother) Roller Brawl (Girlfriend)
Best Friends: Spyro, Blackout, Pain-Yatta, Trigg, Roller Brawl, Chop Chop, Trap Shadow
Team: Team Spyro
Skylander Partner: Spyro

Chop Chop King
Age: 120 (18)
Species: Arkeyan
Job: Snack bartender
Arch Enemy: Nightshade
Family: Slizor King (Father) Krypt King (Brother)
Best Freinds: Double Trouble, Tread Head, Pain-Yatta Bat spin
Team: Chop Squad
Villain Partner: Pain-Yatta

Sorry for the scilence lately I've been busy, I'm delaying Turnabout Spyro and doing a valentines day special
and now a rule is taking effect after this post (Credit to uttster13) at least one post between each part, please
I also would like suggestions for episodes, or characters for the show

And last thing for now in this full of information post a schedule of the next few episodes
Special 1: Valentine's day
Episode 2: Stalking the stalker
Episode 3: The Invenstigation
Episode 4: Supercharged
Episode 5: A wild Hunter appears!!!
Episode 6: The tournament P1
Episode 7: The warriors P2
Episode 8: Trigger Happy- the movie

See you tomorrow, T

Can't wait!

I don't know what I would suggest for an episode, but if I think of something, I'll et you know.

SPECIAL 1: Valentine's Day

(Spyro's Room and laying on couches)

Spyro: Ugh, Trigg change the channel...
Trigg: No way man you change it I'm too tired
Spyro: (Yawn) Well then, my good man what are you writing? (Tries to peek)
Trigg: PRIVATE!
Spyro: Yeesh, man, wait Trigg, you writing what I think you writing
Trigg: Depends on what you think I'm writing
Spyro: Something that'll never work
Trigg: Fake eviction notice?
Spyro: No man, a valentine are you writing one?
(Terrafin enters)
Terrafin: Hey guys (sits down) What's new
Trigg: Nothing aside from SOMEONE thinking I can't get a date
Spyro: It's not a thought if it's a fact!
Trigg: I bet I could get a Girlfriend before you could!
Spyro: Ditto!
Terrafin: And I'll just sit here alone (sigh)

(Traps' dojo)

Trigg: I can't believe I made a stupid bet with prom king Spyro!
Trap Shadow: Maybe you should talk to someone with experience
Trigg: You do realize that Spyro really was the prom king at the academy (groans)
He's gonna have a date long before I muster up enough courage to talk to a girl
Traps: Oh, dude I know just the guy to help (picks up phone)
Trigg: Does he have a lot of girl experience?
Traps: You have no idea oh, Hello yea it's me, Trigg needs some help with the ladies, alright see ya
Trigg: Thanks man I owe you one
Traps: Okay, Later
Trigg: See ya (leaves)
Traps: There goes a good dude
Student: I saw him doing a phone scam on the news
Traps: DETENTION FOR YOU!!!

(Blackout's Apartment)

Blackout: So, you have come for help
Spyro: Yes I have, my friend
Blackout: Okay, well then let's get started
Spyro: What are we going to do
Blackout: Look man, it's real simple as one,two,three,four
Spyro: Four steps huh
Blackout: Yes indeed, First step, No sitcom business,
all that Disney channel stuff, no way!
Spyro: All right
Blackout: Okay, Second step, Roleplay pretend I'm Cynder
Spyro: Hey, what's up
Blackout: Oh hey, Spyro
Spyro: It's okay Spyro, just be yourself I... Like?... You
Blackout: We got a long night ahead

(Dark Shadowy room)

Trigg: Hello, Girl expert?
???????: Hello Trigger Happy
Trigg: Who are you
???????: Really How many guys with Australian accents do you know
Trigg: Dino-Rang, maybe Wolfgang can never tell
(Lights turn on)
Snap Shot: You really couldn't tell
Trigg: Hey Snaps you here to lead me to the Girl master
Snap: I am the girl master! seriously I have had, like 100 girlfriends
Trigg: At the same time WOW, and I thought Grim was bad
Snap: 1000 years and you really think... Either way lemme see the picture
Trigg: She's the prettiest girl I have ever met (Hands Snap Shot picture)
Snap: I thought you said this was a girl
Trigg: Yes, SHE is the most beautiful girl I ever saw
Snap: You obviously don't have much experience with girls
Trigg: Her name is Laura and she used to be Pop's until an test went wrong
Snap: Well that explains it, well come on, don't have all day
Trigg: You are really gonna help me
Snap: Even though she looks like a werewolf on a bad hair day I'm gonna help you
Trigg: Why
Snap: This is obviously some kind of Disney movie thing, True love, ugly girl, rich boy,
This reeks of beauty and the beast
Trigg: Thanks man
Snap: Don't mention it, EVER, TO ANYONE

(end of part 1)

Btw: Laura is a Love potion pop fizz

Do you think that Polar counts as an OC?

Hysterical! My favorite parts:

"Snap: This is obviously some kind of Disney movie thing, True love, ugly girl, rich boy,
This reeks of beauty and the beast"

"Spyro: It's okay Spyro, just be yourself I... Like?... You
Blackout: We got a long night ahead"

"Traps: There goes a good dude
Student: I saw him doing a phone scam on the news
Traps: DETENTION FOR YOU!!!"

I loved this part:

Trigg: Who are you
???????: Really How many guys with Australian accents do you know
Trigg: Dino-Rang, maybe Wolfgang can never tell
(Lights turn on)
Snap Shot: You really couldn't tell

Sorry for the delay, I have been busy the special will probably be done and uploaded tomorrow
also, a very special good bye to uttster13, Shelves was actually one of my inspirations to start this
(and Boomer's big break, My brother playing with my figures, and those old Skylander stories in the Giants forum)
So Valentine's day part 2 will be be here tomorrow

Shelves is continuing, now in the hands of me and Fryno Forever.

And that relates to this show how exactly?
also Great news I can't wait to see what you guys will come up with

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And that relates to this show how exactly?
also Great news I can't wait to see what you guys will come up with

I was just responding to your previous comment, you seemed to think it was over for good.

Thanks. I'm reading this story now btw.

SPECIAL: 1 Valentine's Day
Part 2

(Editor's note: I also turned the Story arch into a Game idea with a few additional characters
and changes, enjoy the episode)

(Blackout's apartment, balancing eggs on face)

Spyro: This is supposed to make me a better kisser how?
Blackout: Yes sir, I did this and now I got girls hanging on me
Spyro: Okay, first of all, it's one girl and second of all, it's Polar
Blackout: You want the secrets or not
(takes pic with phone) Oh yeah let's go, Thousand hits
Spyro: This has nothing to do with love does it?
Blackout: Nope just pranking you, Buddy
Spyro: What about the other steps
Blackout: You just need to be yourself and ignore sitcom biz
Spyro: All right, Thanks buddy
Blackout: Thank you, for the picture
(Knock at door)
Blast Zone: Mail for Blackout,
Blackout: Bring it in
Blast: All right, Load it in
(Hundreds of red letters come pouring in)
Spyro: WHAT. WAS THAT.
Blackout: (Picks up letter) POLAR!

(Cafe Roast Le Ghost )

Snap: All right, just need the finishing touch
(Picks flower) There it is! you're all set
Trigg: Thanks man, I owe you one
Snap: No, you don't dude
I've done this thing a hundred times, they never pay back
Trigg: Here take a cartridge (hands Snap gold ammo)
Snap: Thanks, Bro (Laura enters), Oh she's here
Laura: Trigg, What's going on here
Snap: (Over radio) Okay talk through the mic, And say what I say
Trigg: (Deep man voice) BABY, WHAT'S UP
Snap: All right, just let her sit down
Trigg: ALL RIGHT, JUST LET HER SIT DOWN
Laura: Trigg, is something wrong with your voice
Trigg: NO BABE, I'M FINE (Snaps what's going on?)
Snap: I have no clue, girls love this junk
Ghost Roaster: Snaps is that a head piece
Snap: No
Laura: Is this because of valentine's day
Trigg: NO
Laura: Well then why are we here
Ghost: Snap, You can't use that in here
Snap: I'm trying to save someone's life here, idiot
Trigg: I'M TRYING TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE HERE, IDIOT
Laura: I'm sorry, what
Trigg: PUT ME DOWN, YOU SOUL-SUCKING TWIT
Laura: Oh my Giants, That wraith is eating Snap's soul!
Trigg: REALLY, WHERE (Takes off headpiece) Ghost Roaster! put Snap Shot down
Ghost: He broke the house rules, and then he called me an idiot
Trigg: If I ate someone's soul every time that happened to me we would be out of Skylanders
Laura: Really?
Trigg: Yea
Laura: You poor thing! come on, Let's go and have a real date
Trigg: Oh yeah Babe!
(Trigg and Laura leave)
Ghost: So you're just gonna let me eat his soul
Snap: Real nice "buddy"

(Outside and sitting on sidewalk)

Spyro: Well I guess valentine's day didn't go very good for either of us
Blackout: Yep I got a creeper and you spilled punch on Cynder's dress
(Trigg walks up)
Trigg: Hey boys, what's up
Spyro: Don't rub it in Mr. Lucky
Blackout: Yea, you were the only one who did have a good V-day
Trigg: Well luck is my highest stat on my card
(Wolfgang comes over)
Wolfgang: Top of the morning, chaps
Blackout: And there's the other one
Spyro: How's your "twilight" thing going
Wolfgang: Please don't call it that
Trigg: Who's gonna stop us
Blackout: Does Roller Brawl get all sparkly in the sunlight?
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wolfgang: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!
(Blackout runs)
Trigg: Well that settles that,
Spyro: What
Trigg: Wolfgang is definitely Australian
"Chaps, Top of the morning" That's Australian slang!
Spyro: I'm not even gonna
Trigg: And Snaps let me keep the mic, DON'T I SOUND AWESOME
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spyro: Seriously, man you sound like a demon
(End)

Turnabout Spyro Part 2- Probably Sunday afternoon

Trigg: Well that settles that,
Spyro: What
Trigg: Wolfgang is definitely Australian

Episode 2 is almost done and I am changing episode 3 to...

Earth-dudes Madness (Their equivalent to the games)
and so that also means scalper and skylander brat equivalents
Also next few episode titles

Episode 9: The dragon brothers
Episode 10: World of Legends
Episode 11: Children's card games
Episode 12: The Light Sword (P1)
Episode 13: The Dark Blade (P2)

And plots for Sky 5 are developing for the big reveal
(Nothing specific though) and they are really cool
and I'm going to be doing little one-post shorts soon
Cool things coming-- T

Short 2: Earth-dudes Madness

(, and at toy store)

Spyro: Aw yeah, new wave of Earth-dudes!
Blackout: Yep, gotta find Construction dude, been waiting for him!
Trigg: I'm looking for Space dude
(they get to Earth-dudes aisle, one left of both)
Trigg and Blackout: Oh yeah!!
(Running slow-mo towards them)
(Guy with camera and two kids grabs them)
Blackout: Oh boy, it's them
Camera dad: And this is Earth-dude TV! we just scored the last Space dude
and Construction dude in a 100- mile radius!
Kids: YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Trigg: Hold it, I got this
(A quick disguise later)
Camera dad: and here we are in line to purchase these two new figures!
Trigg: Hold it right there! I'm agent Lara Croft of the FBI and this is my partner agent uhhh..
(Sees Slugterra poster) agent Burpy!
Blackout: You are dead! (under breath)
Trigg: Those figures have been linked to a counterfeit communist scam!
Blackout: We need to confiscate those for security reasons!
Camera dad: Wait are you two trying to take these
Trigg: No, HEY LOOK that kid has an Ultra, Super, Rare dude!
Camera dad: Where!
(Spyro hits him with a starter pack)
Kids: Spyro!!!!!
Spyro: Hey there, I need those two figures to save the world from Malefor!
Kid 1: I thought agent Croft needed these to track the counterfeit communists?
Trigg: No it's okay, we poisoned their cupcakes!
Kid 2: Oh okay here you go
Spyro: Thanks, kids!
(, and leave)
Blackout: Oh and could you refrain from making anymore YouTube videos?, thanks
(Camera dad wakes up)
Camera dad: What just happened?, where are the figures!?
Kid 1: Spyro Needed those to kill Malefor!
Kid 2: And agent Burpy told us to stop doing YouTube!
(, and in parking lot)
Blackout: We, my friends have just done a great thing
Spyro: Yes we have,
Trigg: Uh-huh
( opens car )
Spyro: All right boys, let's get go home!
Blackout: Did you get one
Spyro: Yea, I got Alchemist dude
Trigg: Let's just get home and play these things we stole from 5-year olds!
( and staring at )
Blackout: That sounded horrible Trigg
Trigg: Yes it did Agent Burpy!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blackout: Say what you will Agent Big-OOOF
Trigg: What was that!
Spyro: Holy Sheep! that guy's trying to catch up to us!
Camera dad: You give those back!
Blackout: We paid for these, you psycho!
(Castle is just 3 miles ahead)
Camera dad: I picked them up first!
Trigg: Like that matters!
Spyro: We're almost there!
Camera dad: I'm getting those figures!
(Car enters castle gate)
Blackout: We made it!
(all three are breathing heavily)
Trigg: Well I learned something!
Spyro: What's that
Trigg: Never Anger obsessed YouTube people!
Blackout: Yep, never gonna try that again!
Polar: Hey boys, how'd the hunt go?
Spyro: Don't say a word
Blackout: And if an angry dude with a camera shows up
with two kids don't say anything
Polar: Okay that's a little weird
Trigg: Which is why you would be best for it
Polar: Thanks Trigg
Spyro: Let's just use these things
Blackout: All right!
Trigg: maybe we could do something about the banging?
Blackout: Meh, they'l be out hunting for figures again in an hour
Spyro: True

(end )


Editor's note this was meant to be episode 2 but my brother wussed out on me
did not want me to post the last part(s) because of implications about a certain youtube channel

I thought agent Croft needed these to track the counterfeit communists?
No it's okay, we poisoned their cupcakes!

Not dead just busy sorry everyone, rest of episode 2 coming Monday

Yay!!

Episode 2: Stalking the stalker

Editor's note: Let's finish this one, third times the charm

(Skylands community park, and on the sidewalk)

Blackout: Beautiful day, isn't it
Spyro: Yep, great day
Blackout: Hey, Polar what's up
( walking in flowers)
Polar: Just hanging in the garden
Spyro: What's that on your leg
Polar: Oh that just a rash I'm allergic to most of these flowers
Blackout: Then what the giants are you doing playing in them
Polar: Cause I like flowers
Spyro: You do that
Blackout: (whispers) And get a million rashes
Polar: Byeee, Blackout
Blackout: Walk away, walk away
( walks up)
Trigg: Wazzup dudes
Blackout: Trigg if you're pretending to be hip again your short a few hashtags
Trigg: Don't get smart with me!
Spyro: Guys I kinda need to leave, I'm showing some newbies the ropes
Blackout: And how you doing that
Spyro: Easy, Tournament battle with Freeze Blade, And we all know who's going to win
Blackout: Yea, Freeze Blade
Trigg: Yep F.B.'s gonna trounce you
Spyro: HAHAHA, Very funny guys, Guys?

(Skylanders castle Battle arena)

Freeze Blade: Let's go Spy
Spyro: Ready when you are Cool Cat
Freeza Blade: Then let's get started

(end of part 1)

Part 2 later
Bonus points for whoever can spot the dbz reference

-T

Lol that flower part doe

So, it took me a while to do this one cause I was trying to figure out way to do battles and here it is

Episode 2: Stalking the Stalker part 2

(Skylanders castle battle arena)

Spyro: Ready F.B.?
Freeza Blade: Let's give these recruits a show!

(BATTLE START: Spyro V.S. Freeze Blade, GO)
Spyro Jumps up and breaths fire at Freeze
Freeze Blade Sidesteps and uses cold stare
Spyro Melts the beam and then blows fire
Freeze Blade: Thanks, now I'm all wet
Spyro: Just what I wanted, LIGHTNING!
Spyro Fires huge blast of lightning at Freeze Blade
Water on Freeze Blade interacts with the lightning K.O.
BATTLE END: Winner, Spyro

Spyro: I hope the noobs are entertained
Freeze Blade: Yikes, I didn't know you could do that!
Spyro: I could always do that
(Blackout and Trigg run up)
Blackout: That was awesome dude!
Trigg: Yea it was pretty neat, I guess
Freeze Blade: I would say that too... IF YOU DIDN'T USE IT ON ME!
Spyro: My dad's friend Volteer taught me that,
you don't like it take it up with him
Trigg: I'm bored now
Blackout: Five seconds ago you were just cheering
Trigg: No violence now, is there? I would hate to miss it
(Dubs and Pain-Yatta enter)
Dubs: Hey guys, we were just looking for Polar
Pain-Yatta: Yea and we thought if anyone would know
it would be Blackout
Blackout: Surprisingly I haven't seen her for... (looks at watch)
10 minutes
Trigg: Well now, I do believe that's a record
Dubs: What was the old one
Blackout: 30 Seconds
Spyro: Hmm let's look over at her apartment

(Polar's apartment, ,, and Pain-Yatta looking around)

Blackout: Well this is the first time I've
gone in here willingly
Trigg: Uhh, interesting... design
Spyro: Is that a giant DOMO statue
Pain-Yatta: And a huge Pikachu card
Dubs: It's odd how nerdy and childish
this room looks at the same time
Blackout: Well she isn't here
Spyro: Which is very odd 'cause whenever she isn't following you
she's in here playing games
Trigg: Come on guys maybe she just changed her routine
Blackout: Trigg it's Polar
Trigg: YOU'RE RIGHT, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO OUR STALKER!

(end of part 2)

So i'm still here things have just been kind of crazy lately

and my brother who owns the magical creature known as Polar
and he does indeed have a little corner on his desk that we call her "apartment"
(Yes it does include a Domo figurine and a Pikachu card)

Part 3 will most likely be posted on thursday -T

Episode 2: Stalking the stalker part 3

Editor's note: So sorry I've been inactive,
stuff happened, all good now

(Secret underground chamber, tied to chair)

Polar: (wakes up) Good morning apartment... What's this
?????: Hello Polar, how are you
Polar: Considering you knocked me on the head and tied me to this chair, mmm.. Not okay
?????: You can be untied as soon as you promise to stay here with me
Polar: But Blackout's going to miss me
?????: Don't be ridiculous I love you more than Blackout
Polar: Whoa, whoa Can I at least see your face first before we decide on anything?
?????: Why certainly (Steps into light)
Polar: WHOA! didn't see that coming, Who are you again?

(Security room ,,, looking at monitors)

Flip Wreck: I already told you guys we're looking for her as hard as we can!
Spyro: Well, Flippy, I outrank you
Trigg: And Polar's our friend we're not going to let some fiend take her
Blackout: I would
Dubs : Well except him
(Pain-Yatta enters)
Pain-Yatta: Hey guys! (Applause plays)
Blackout: Oh boy just what we need right now, more idiots!
Pain-Yatta: I got some of the other Villain partners to look around for her

(Park, , Brawlrus, Broccoli guy, and Tae Kwon Crow looking)

Wolfgang: Okay guys, We're looking for...
Brawlrus: I'M A BRAWLRUS!
Wolfgang: Oookay, But we need to find Pola....
T. K. Crow: TAE KWON HERE!
Wolfgang: Seriously Polar's missing and you are screaming pointless catchphrases
Broccoli Guy: I'm, Like, Broccoli Guy,
Wolfgang: Honestly, How does anyone work with...
Brawlrus: I'M A BRAWLRUS!

more coming soon

Mini short: Rift Into Overdrive: Abridged

( tearing apart islands)

Blackout: Someone should probably clean that up
Spyro: Yeah, Wanna drive cars
Blackout: Sheep Yeah!

WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!!!
Expect more episodes soon
BTW Superchargers will not be for a bit,
But I garuntee Spitfire's debut will be hillarious

More to come soon -T

IM A BEAWLRUS!

Episode 2: Stalking the stallker p4

(Security room ,,, and Pain-Yatta looking at security cameras)

Spyro: Dubs stop looking at the one with Bad Juju
Dubs: Come on man, it's just a few minutes
Blackout: We are looking for clues about who took Polar!
Trigg: Yea man we don't have time for your stupid crush!
Pain-Yatta: Should I banish him to the dark realms
Spyro: Dark realms?
Pain-Yatta: Yea, I spread him across several different underworlds, it's quite simple
Blackout: We can't afford losing Dubs, He's the only person that knows how to make the secret soda
Dubs: You guys just HAD to stop Gulper! Wait, what's that?!
Blackout: What?
Dubs: That (points to background)
Trigg: What it's just a midget in black taking an unconscious albino unicorn into the park parking booth
Spyro: Really?
Trigg: Oh come on, it happens all the time!
Blackout: ENOUGH! to the park parking booth!

(One quick transition later)

Trigg: Okay from what I've heard the booth is deadlocked with a deadly laser security system
(Blackout pushes door open)
Blackout: It wasn't even locked
Spyro: Trigg, have you been talking to Stinky Joe again?
Trigg: Hey, Stinky Joe's a cool dude, he teaches me dark hobo magic!
Pain-Yatta: I've never heard of that kind
Blackout: There's nothing in here that's suspicious
Spyro: Except for possibly... THAT CLOSET DOOR!
( Breaks down door)
Dubs: Oh.. my.. ponies!
Blackout: This is even creepier than her crush on me!
Trigg: Wow! a whole shrine devoted to Polar!
Blackout: Are you really that slow?
Trigg: AH! when did Pain-Yatta get here?
Spyro: Look another door!
Blackout: Now that looks deadbolted!
Dubs: How do we break it?
(All look at Pain-Yatta)
Pain-Yatta: It better not be metal

(Others holding Pain-Yatta like battering ram)
Spyro: 1.. 2.. 3!!!
(charging towards door)
SMASH!!!
(Door breaks)
Pain-Yatta: It was metal (faints)
Trigg: Gee,you think for a dark sorcerer he would have held up longer
(All walk down stairs)
Dubs: Wow it sure is dark down here
Trigg: Except for that one light hanging over Polar
All: POLAR!
Trigg: AH! when did all of you get heeer... (gets dragged into shadows)
Polar: Guys it's a Trap!
Blackout: What!? AHHH! (gets dragged into shadows)
Shadows: Heh,Heh,Heh
Dubs: Wait a second, Is that? AHHH! (gets drag... you get the idea)
Spyro: Who are you and why do you want my friends... and Polar
Polar: Yay, I'm special
Shadows: I am your most evil enemy, Your worst nightmare I AM... ROYAL!
( Emerges from shadows)
Spyro: Sorry do I know you?
Royal: Oh come on! we fought once it was an epic and deadly battle!
Spyro: Wait were you the guy who I caught Stealing our garbage
Polar: Yea, you got scared off by Stinky Joe
Royal: URGH!
Polar: Oh yeah, you're Dubs' nerdy brother
Spyro: Enough playing! where are my friends you sorry excuse for a villain
Royal: Is that what you think of me, I am a threat
Spyro: Wanna prove it?
Royal: Uhhhh Sure! how about I do something nasty to your pet gremlin
Spyro: Trigg is not my pet
Royal: Well then! (Pulls out of shadows)
Spyro: Have at it buddy
Royal: But isn't he your best friend?
Spyro: He's been through much worse than whatever your worst trick is
Royal: Um... How about this (blasts )
Spyro: Sorry bud, but that's not going to cut... ( melts into black puddle)
Royal: Oh wow didn't know I could do that
Spyro: YOU KILLED HIM!
Polar: Spyro! we don't know that
Royal: Um please don't hurt me! here are the other two, just don't murder me!
( and get thrown out of shadows)
Blackout: Spyro What happened!
Spyro: (Voice deepening) HE KILLED TRIGG!
Blackout: And the important thing?
Spyro: BLACKOUT TAKE POLAR AND DUBS AND LEAVE!
Blackout: Why...
Spyro: LEAVE! NOW!
Royal: What's happening, I'm not looking!
( unties takes and leaves)
Spyro: NOW YOU DEAL WITH ME!
( turns into )
Dark Spyro: LET'S GO MIDGET
Royal: Please no!
/BATTLE
D. Spyro jumps behind Royal's panel and breathes purple fire at him
Royal: NO!!! ouchie! ouchie!
/BATTLE
D. Spyro: DUBS WAS RIGHT, YOU REALLY ARE A WIMP
Royal: Are you going to hurt me anymore?
D. Spyro: OH, WE JUST GOT STARTED!
(Outside windows glowing purple)

Polar: The heck's going on in there
Blackout: Spyro's giving him the old one two
Pain-Yatta: Ugh, Where are we, and where's Trigg
Blackout: Dude Dub's brother Royal was behind this and he zapped Trigg into Black sludge
Pain-Yatta: Oh, okay
Polar: I'm sorry Trigg is dead and you're just like whatever!
Pain-Yatta: Black sludge, easiest death to undo
(Pain-Yatta takes out pinata and uses it as a cauldron)
Polar: What are you doing
Blackout: Yea dude it looks messed up
Pain-Yatta: One second please, making a philosopher's stone
Blackout: For what?
Pain-Yatta: The toll, One sec (disappears)
( emerges from building holding figure)
Blackout, Polar: SPYRO!!!
Dubs: (wakes up) Wha... Polar's here, we good?
(Pain-Yatta appears holding )
Spyro: You got him back
Polar: How?
Pain-Yatta: Anime magic

(Next day, Spyro's apartment)

Trigg: Well I'm feeling fine
Blackout: Well apparently, Black sludge is the nicest way to go
Spyro: Yeah I'm still wondering about it all
Blackout: What?
Spyro: As soon as Trigg got sludged I went out and then I wake up holding this model of Royal
Blackout: Okay little odd but we live with various plant creatures, Elves, and whatever the heck Slobber tooth is
Trigg: Weirdest. job. ever.
Spyro: Yeah but something still feels off
( comes out of airvent)
Polar: Polar's here, everything's okay now! especially for you Blackout!
Spyro: Yes that was it (Whatever happened, I hope it dosn't happen again)
?????: OR WILL IT?
Spyro: Who are you
?????: UMMM... JUST THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
Spyro: Oh okay, carry on
?????: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU RUINED IT, HAVE A NICE DAY
Spyro: Thanks man
Blackout: Who's Spyro talking to
Trigg: Maybe it's his imaginary friend!
Polar: Named Kevin!
Blackout: Ugh (#Facepalm)

END of episode 2

Thank you for your continued support

Stinky Joe

Episode 3: The investigation Part 1

Blackout: Okay, are we rolling
Spyro: Um, Gill is the light on?
Gill Grunt: I believe it is, yea
Spyro: Alright, Hello People of the internet
Blackout: I'm Blackout
Spyro: And I am Spyro, Hero of the...
Blackout: AND our associate Gill Grunt is filming us
Gill: Hello!
Spyro: Gill this is our creepy investigation tape
Blackout: So, Me and Spyro have put together this investigation tape to show the
Um interesting habits of our...
Spyro: Friend, Trigger Happy
Blackout: I'm sorry my body was naturally rejecting saying he was my...
Spyro: Huh, but anyway let's Talk about Trigg
Blackout: Yes it has come to our attention that he has been doing some interesting things
Spyro: Wait, How did you find out?
Blackout: Easy, I monitor him
Spyro: WHAT
Blackout: Yea I monitor all of us
Spyro: Even Polar?
Blackout: She follows me around all the time, No need
Gill: That's messed up dude
Spyro & Blackout: SHUT UP, GILL!
Spyro: Sorry about that but for the first part of our investigation
Blackout: We're going to raid Trigg's room
Gill: How? he's always in there when nothing's happening
Spyro: You see Gilligan, We have instructed Blackout's girlfriend
Blackout: Stalker!
Spyro: Okay, Stalker Polar to invite Trigg to Cafe Roast le ghost
Gill: But what if they come back, Polar's not the best at keeping secrets
Spyro: Well his room is my closet so I do have some right to be in there and lately he has been talking about a "trade" with local crazy shaman Stinky Joe so maybe we'll get some info on this
Blackout: We'd better I don't trust that nut

(Polar's room, 5:00 pm)

Blackout: Polar it's not a date!
Polar: NEVER! I will only have dinner with you Blackout!
Spyro: How about if you do this Blackout will take you out on a date
Polar: Would you?
Blackout: Well, maybe
Polar: THAT MEANS YES!!!
Gill: I think we just singed Blackout's death warrant
Spyro: You kidding Gill look how happy she is
Polar: (indistinguishable happy yelling)
Blackout: What did I just agree to?

(Spyro's apartment, 8:00 pm)

Spyro: Now we are heading inside
Blackout: let me
(Blackout opens door)
Gill: OH MY GIANTS!
Spyro: Yea He put a massive hole down here
Blackout: Where does it go?
Spyro: Let's find out

(Trigg's room, 8:06 pm)

Blackout: There's gold everywhere!
Spyro: And what are these dolls here
Gill: What's that tag say
Spyro: My Little Hobo
Blackout: Now that's just weird!
Spyro: How'd he get a flat screen down here!
Gill: Guys, I think this is part of the old vents
Spyro: I thought they got rid of all of them
Blackout: What are these bags full of?
Spyro: Take one and plant a camera down here
Blackout: Already done

(Blackout's room, 9:30 pm)

Polar: We better have that date soon,
that was one of the weirdest experiences of my life!
Blackout: Relax, Polar we got what we needed
Polar: You better have He asked my opinon on using used toothbrushes!
Spyro: Necessary evil Polar, I'm sorry
Blackout: I also snagged a briefcase down there filled with tapes
Spyro: Alright Gill, Put down the camera we'll film reactions
Gill: yea Spyro, but the battery's kinda...

End of part 1

I've wanted to do this one for a while
My cousin helped me write this one, a while ago
Part 2 maybe later this week

I'm really enjoying these. This should be more popular.

Episode 3: The investigation p2

Blackout's room 9:45 pm

Spyro: Okay, hello everyone, We just finished the first couple tapes
Blackout: Just a bunch of Doctor Who and fan-dubbed Yu-gi-oh season 0 episodes, nothing about the trade
Polar: I think Trigg did those himself, EEEGH
Gill: Yea, did you hear him with the girl voices!
Blackout: Yea, Yea, Most traumatizing night of my life, but we're on a mission
Spyro: Right! he called the pizza place in the mall over there and we're going to watch him eat the pizza!
Blackout: Why are we doing that, and how does it involve the trade?
Spyro: Just 'cuz
Gill: I'm more interested in the fact that he called a pizza place at nine-fifty
Polar: Wait! here it is

(video)
(Trigg walks up to door)
Trigg: Hello my good man
Smash hit: Hello sir, Here's your pizza
Trigg: Aren't you one of those noobs 'round here
Smash hit: Yes sir in fact at the academy we look up to you
Trigg: Tell me has, uh anything changed at academy since I was there
Smash hit: Yea we drive cars for combat now
Trigg: Take your money and leave my presence
Smash hit: We actually made a car for...
Trigg: LEAVE ME!
(Smash hit takes gold and runs)
Trigg: I Didn't even go to academy!
(sigh) this pizza has come at a great expense,
knowing that soon we will all be racing on rainbow road
(video)

Blackout: Well that just happened
Gill: What was that
Polar: I think it was a squirrel
Spyro: Whatever it was I'm gonna keep watching we must find out about the trade!
Gill: Okay then, later bro
Polar: See you two (goes out vent)
(Half an hour later)
Blackout: You do realize this is my room right
Spyro: Well this is still my apartment
Blackout: I am not sleeping with you stalking him on my TV!
Spyro: Okay you sleep in my room then
Blackout: Your room with the chain of command written on the walls
Spyro: It's very important these new guys need to know who's boss!
Blackout: Yea, sure Good night!
(exits room)
Blackout: Dang Eon moving me in with these two "But he's your brother"
Trigg: Hiiii, Blackout!
Blackout: And there's the other one
Trigg: You peeking around my place
Blackout: Ye...NO!
Trigg: Cause I found this (holds up camera)
Blackout: Could be anyone's
Trigg: Then how come it says "Property of Blackout" on it?
Blackout: Give me that!
Trigg: Just wanted to drop that off
Blackout: Okay G'night
Trigg: Oh and Blackout if there is any snooping going on, well you're not the only one that puts cameras in other people's rooms
(leaves)
Spyro: Nice footage man
Blackout: Spyro Whats with the camera, wait did you get that?
Spyro: Yep
Blackout: Give me that camera!
Spyro: Gotta catch me first
Blackout: SPYRO!!!

end of part 2

The plot thickens

Oh and ladies and gentlemen
the first offical retcon!
Blackout and Spotlight are Spyro's siblings
This was going to be a plot point later on
but I just decided to let it loose now
so disregard anything that says otherwise up there

Thanks for reading

Watching him eat pizza

The Investigation part 3

(Spyro's car, Undisclosed location 10:30 am)

Spyro: Hey everyone, we discovered where Trigg and his mysterious Colleague meet
Polar: Yay! we get to meet Stinky Joe!
Gill: I'm not sure that's a good thing Polar, he lives in our trash
Polar: But this place is so mysterious!
Blackout: This is behind the garage Polar
Polar: Mysterious!
Spyro: Everyone he's coming get down!
(All get under seats)
Spyro: Okay camera's pointed at them

Trigg: Okay you gots the things
Stinky Joe: Right here
(hands Trigg bag)
Trigg: Thanks, man
Stinky Joe: I added some new stuff in there
Trigg: Great and here's yours
Stinky Joe: All done, wanna come in for a snack
Trigg: Sure
(The two enter a dumpster)

Spyro: Get up, they went into a dumpster
Polar: You wanna follow them
Blackout: I think it would be a great tactical disadvantage to go in there
Gill: Yea, they could corner us easily in there
Blackout: And what did they just exchange?
Spyro: Whatever it was it looked illegal
Polar: Let's get in there and bust them!
Gill: Fine let's go
(All exit car)
Blackout: Are we really breaking into a crazy guy's dumpster
Spyro: Yep

(Stinky Joe's Dumpster, 10:49 am)

Blackout: We're really doing this
Polar,Spyro,Gill: Yes
Blackout: Why?
Polar: Adventure!
Blackout: Oh for the love of..
Spyro: Shut up, I'm gonna burst in and say hands up like a cop
Gill: Um, Spyro we are the cops
Polar: Then why did you tell me I couldn't arrest Dubs
Gill: He thought it was his smoothie, Polar
Polar: Justice must be served!
Spyro: Shh! HYAAA (breaks down door) Hands up turkeys!
Trigg: AHH! I'M SORRY, DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL!
Stinky Joe: Do you know what they DO to guys like us in jail!
Trigg: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Spyro: Um, Trigg it's just us
Stinky Joe: Intruders! face my wrath (throws dirty shoe at Spyro)
Trigg: No Joe! these are my friends
Stinky Joe: oh well then they are welcome in my domain, greetings!
Trigg: Yea we were just meeting up for our trading
Spyro: Why were you keeping it a secret
Trigg: I wasn't
Spyro: what?

(flashback
Trigg: Hey guys, going out to trade stuff with Joe
(Blackout and Spyro gaming)
Spyro: you hear what he was talking about
Blackout: No and we need to take dragon now!
(flashback

Spyro: Huh
Blackout: So what was in those bags
Trigg: Well Joe gives me magic charms
Stinky Joe: And he gives me pre-dubbed anime episodes
Polar: Well this all seems innocent
Blackout: Well our job is done
Spyro: Yea, we thought you guys were planning something
Gill: Well guess we were wrong
Spyro: Yea see you guys later
(Spyro, Gill, Polar,and Blackout leave, camera left behind)
Trigg: So when do we start on uhh "You know what"
Stinky Joe: Soon my friend soon
(Blackout re-enters)
Blackout: Sorry, left the camera

(Spyro's apartment, the next day)

Spyro: Okay now to edit it and upload
Polar: Can I help?
Gill: This is delicate work Polar, you and delicate don't exactly go together
Blackout: We got an extra minute of them talking delete or save
Spyro: Ehh, delete
Blackout: Probably nothing important anyway
Spyro: Well, didn't get as much as I want to
but maybe we'll never know everything about the mystery that is Trigger Happy
Polar: And maybe that's a good thing

(End of episode 3)

Next episode a new main character will debut
and If you want to support the show comments are very much appreaciated
thanks for reading!

Just an alert that episode 3 is finished and soon episode 4 p1 will be here and then the other parts after the Christmas special

see you then!

I love Stinky Joe.

Something's coming very soon

and it will be in a new topic, fyi
later all - T

Why does no one else read this? This is really funny.