darkSpyro

I'm having terrible ****ing flashbacks. This ****ing Narwhal song has a history with me.

Back in 2009, my brother wasn't the person he was today. He was a self-proclaimed "YouTube troll," and he'd toil away day and night aggravating people in an attempt to piss them off. He went after all sorts of people, even people just like him, desperately trying to get a reaction. I was closer to him at the time, and I hung out in his room with him every day, playing video games and watching videos on YouTube together. I'd watch him do his "trolling," watching as he incessantly refreshed his channel page waiting to see if there was a response yet. I remember at one point his YouTube background was the trollface, tiled over and over and over. With the classic layout his color was set to red. It looked ****ing ugly.

Anyways.

So it was 2009. This video was fresh outta the meme oven. And my brother, being a part of the "YouTube community" of sorts, knew about it of course. At first, he said he thought it was stupid. We listened to it once and we both agreed on this. Then we decided to play World of Warcraft (or, rather, he was playing and I watched, because I believe my parents were using the only other computer in the house at the time). However, as much as he tried to get into it, it seemed he just couldn't get this stupid ****ing Narwhal song out of his head. He kept humming it, singing it, you name it. So eventually, it became unbearable to him, and he just NEEDED to hear this song one more god damn time. I suffered through it because I figured he'd get right back to the game, right?

I was never more wrong about anything in my life.

After it was over, he said he wanted to listen to it more, because it was an awesome song. He created a playlist and stuck it in there over 100 times, then put it on autoplay so it would loop and such. Then he went back to the game and turned off all of the sound. And he kept playing like it was nothing, just having this song playing over and over for the entire session.

I remember that session of WoW being over three hours.

Three ****ing hours of this song, over and over and over again without stopping. Three hours of the ****ing Narwhal song. I still have the entire song memorized because I sat with him through the entire god damn session. I was a stupid 8 year old and thought that there was nothing better I could do...oh god, why did I put up with it?! Now that song is engraved in my ****ing mind like some sort of scar, a constant reminder of the three hours of narwhals I had to sit through.

The mother****ing Narwhal song, folks.