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SAY SOMETHiNG FUNNY!!!!!!!! [CLOSED]
Windbringer Ripto Gems: 10
#1 Posted: 21:05:35 02/02/2015 | Topic Creator
SAY IT!

SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT!

SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT...

SAY IT!!!!!!!1!11

SAY IT, I DARE YOU!!1!11!!
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8137
#2 Posted: 21:07:14 02/02/2015
ostriches can kill lions
KNEE SLAPPER HOJOOHOHGHONG
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#3 Posted: 21:10:33 02/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Okay, now I'm really bored.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#4 Posted: 21:11:07 02/02/2015
Why did the Bow and Arrow go to Big W?

Because they missed the Target!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
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#5 Posted: 21:12:38 02/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Eruptor100
Why did the Bow and Arrow go to Big W?

Because they missed the Target!



[User Posted Image]

Seriously, I don't.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#6 Posted: 21:14:37 02/02/2015
Quote: Windbringer
Quote: Eruptor100
Why did the Bow and Arrow go to Big W?

Because they missed the Target!



[User Posted Image]

Seriously, I don't.


You know,

You can fire a arrow at a target, big w is a store, target is a store.
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#7 Posted: 21:15:00 02/02/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
Something funny.



OOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8137
#8 Posted: 21:16:22 02/02/2015
what did the ostrich say to the lion?
you're lion about killing me!

ok im done now goodbye everybody have a nice day stay safe and well and i love you all
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#9 Posted: 21:27:29 02/02/2015
The invention of the shovel may have been groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom truely swept the nation.
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#10 Posted: 21:42:54 02/02/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
Quote: Windbringer
Quote: Eruptor100
Why did the Bow and Arrow go to Big W?

Because they missed the Target!



[User Posted Image]

Seriously, I don't.


You know,

You can fire a arrow at a target, big w is a store, target is a store.


Some people don't have or know what Big W is. .__.
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#11 Posted: 21:43:26 02/02/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
The invention of the shovel may have been groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom truely swept the nation.



( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#12 Posted: 21:49:53 02/02/2015
why did the tomato turn red
it saw the salad dressing

ok lol bye
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#13 Posted: 22:03:44 02/02/2015
So a duck walks into a bar, eats everything and then says "Put it on my bill"

lol, good joke right?
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#14 Posted: 22:22:28 02/02/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Cynderfan507
Something funny.



OOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[User Posted Image]

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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 22:25:53 02/02/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
No no no gaiz
If you want best joke...
My social life, my love life, myself, and my life in general.



XXXXXXXXXXsmilieDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
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#16 Posted: 23:33:00 02/02/2015
Who wore it better, Katy Perry or a Cheeto's bag?
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#17 Posted: 03:44:42 05/02/2015
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
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#18 Posted: 03:56:30 05/02/2015
Um...

POTATOES!
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#19 Posted: 03:59:30 05/02/2015
SOMETHiNG FUNNY!!!!!!!!
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#20 Posted: 05:06:31 05/02/2015
DANCING CHICKE- I mean... I Like Trains...

"Is run over"
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Credit to big green
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#21 Posted: 05:09:24 05/02/2015
willspyro, more like, billspyro - beanybeans 2014
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#22 Posted: 05:48:08 05/02/2015
Something....funny?


e.e
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
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#23 Posted: 06:51:09 05/02/2015
Now it's time for a random string of numbers that certain people will know the references to

21
69
96
666
Giigigigidy
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#24 Posted: 08:53:49 05/02/2015
Why did the godzilla cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did Slenderman cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did Old McDonald cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did the cuddly panda cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did you cross the road?

You answer that
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#25 Posted: 18:05:45 05/02/2015
What did the Indian say when his dog jumped off the cliff?

Dog gone.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:06:17 05/02/2015 by thumper
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#26 Posted: 18:07:14 05/02/2015
*clever dick joke*
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3172
#27 Posted: 19:31:46 05/02/2015
Prepare for a science joke:
Two men walk in to a science lab,the first man asks for some H2O.The other man says 'Can I have some H2O too.',the other man died.
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#28 Posted: 19:41:42 05/02/2015
Quote: azz01
Prepare for a science joke:
Two men walk in to a science lab,the first man asks for some H2O.The other man says 'Can I have some H2O too.',the other man died.



I honestly had to think about that.
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#29 Posted: 20:09:43 05/02/2015
Quote: azz01
Prepare for a science joke:
Two men walk in to a science lab,the first man asks for some H2O.The other man says 'Can I have some H2O too.',the other man died.



It was way funnier as a poster. smilie
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Credit to big green
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#30 Posted: 20:23:12 05/02/2015
Quote: Iganagor
Why did the godzilla cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did Slenderman cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did Old McDonald cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did the cuddly panda cross the road?

To get to the other side


Why did you cross the road?

You answer that



I crossed the road to get away from the tasteless jokes in this thread.
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#31 Posted: 20:36:55 05/02/2015
"Scientists have discovered life on Ma-*ah, but who cares? THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE IS OUT!"
"Kim's new baby spoke her first word! 'Cheese'! Oh, and in other news, Australia got blown up. Ugh, WAY TO TRY AND HOG THE NEWS, AUSTRALIA."
-*forgot the newscaster's name, but whatever*
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#32 Posted: 20:39:15 05/02/2015
Mom- Son i want to know your girlfriend
Me- Me too mom, me too
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:43:45 05/02/2015 by EmperorKaos
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#33 Posted: 21:13:53 05/02/2015
my mom wantz to suck her puzzy
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#34 Posted: 22:04:58 05/02/2015
Quote: Tae Kwon Crow
my mom wantz to suck her puzzy



;>.>

What? Are you even old enough to know what--

Nevermind..
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#35 Posted: 22:26:16 05/02/2015
Quote: Tae Kwon Crow
my mom wantz to suck her puzzy

whats a puzzy
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#36 Posted: 01:58:17 06/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: Tae Kwon Crow
my mom wantz to suck her puzzy

whats a puzzy



If not the word pussycat, than it's talking about that slang term for the feminine thing...
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#37 Posted: 02:57:20 06/02/2015
what did the ostrich say?

it did not speak, because it was dead
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#38 Posted: 05:17:50 06/02/2015
Quote: Big Green
what did the ostrich say?

it did not speak, because it was dead



Funniest joke here "sarcasm"
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Credit to big green
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#39 Posted: 16:31:24 06/02/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
Quote: Big Green
what did the ostrich say?

it did not speak, because it was dead



Funniest joke here "sarcasm"


thunderdragon thought it was hilarious
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#40 Posted: 16:32:58 06/02/2015
why did eruptor100 cross the road?

he did not make it across and was hit by a car
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#41 Posted: 16:58:56 06/02/2015
IT!!!!!!!1!11
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#42 Posted: 20:09:25 06/02/2015
Quote: Big Green
why did eruptor100 cross the road?

he did not make it across and was hit by a car



Yay! smilie "is stupid"
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390
#43 Posted: 22:31:29 06/02/2015
Why did smilie hold hands with smilie ?
They were in love

Wait....
They didn't even have hands. Maybe smilie did but not smilie

When I was a 3 years old I woke up and said
" This is my first day alive "

When I was 1....
I got my dummy and threw it at a giraffe

At a zoo or....
Africa

jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road
To get hit by a car!
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:37:58 06/02/2015 by drobot007
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#44 Posted: 22:39:53 06/02/2015
Or did they?

lol lol
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#45 Posted: 23:31:50 06/02/2015
What did the high schooler say to to the other?
Penis
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#46 Posted: 23:39:28 06/02/2015
pingas
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