KFC
KFC is red
Do you know what else is red?
That is right. The color red.
Red has 3 letters
KFC also has 3 letters
3x3 is 9
7 ate 9
There for we are left with 7 who ate 9
There is 7 days in a week
week
week rhymes with the word beak
beak
chickens have beaks
chicken
chickens have 2 wings
humans have 0 wings
2+0 is 2
the kernal has 2 eyes
chickens also have 2 eyes
2+2 is 4
there are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of mcdonalds
Mcdonalds sells chicken
KFC also sells chicken
there is 9 letters in the word mcdonalds
9
9 rhymes with electromagnetic delay line
magnet
magnets are metal
cages are also metal
chickens are kept in cages
is this where kfc gets their chicken?
lets find out
chickens have 2 legs and humans also have 2 legs so 2+2 is 4
the kernal had 4 limbs a chicken has 2 limbs incase you count their wings which is 4 and 4/4 is 1 the illuminati has 1 eye
KFC is illuminati confirmed
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#1 Posted: 21:37:26 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 22:13:50 18/01/2015
did you really take the time to make this just for this joke
did you really |
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#3 Posted: 22:16:37 18/01/2015
was this...the hidden conspiracy....all along?
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#4 Posted: 22:22:01 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
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It's not a joke. It's the truth... |
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#5 Posted: 22:39:01 18/01/2015
No way, no way! Bass canon!
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#6 Posted: 22:45:16 18/01/2015
That is fascinating
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#7 Posted: 23:43:48 18/01/2015
confirmed |
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#8 Posted: 00:08:39 19/01/2015
I don't even know ow to respond to this...
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#9 Posted: 00:09:31 19/01/2015
Did you just copy off the KFC is Illuminati Video?
You did.. I was going to post that. |
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#10 Posted: 00:12:11 19/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
:)))))) |
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#11 Posted: 00:14:17 19/01/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
shrek ur xelf. See what I did there???/ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) |
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#12 Posted: 00:15:57 19/01/2015
Sounds like something I would do.
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#13 Posted: 01:09:15 19/01/2015
You know what else is red? COMMUNISM.
Thanks Obama.
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#14 Posted: 01:10:49 19/01/2015
BUT WAIT
mcdonalds has 9 letters there is 1 word in mcdonalds 9+1=10 what are there 10 letters in? North Korea Kim Jong-Un is the dictator of North Korea there's also 9 letters in Kim Jong-Un mcdonalds= Kim Jong-Un there's 3 syllables in Kim Jong-Un 9-3=6 North Korea is two syllables 6x2=12 what are there 12 letters in? that's right, Dennis Rodman Dennis Rodman is from America Obama is the leader of America what rhymes with Obama? you guessed it, it's Osama Osama bin-Laden is the leader of al-Qaeda al-Qaeda is rivals with ISIS ISIS was in the news for a long time ISIS has four letters so does news 4+4=8 al-Qaeda has 7 letters 8-7=1 ISIS and al-Qaeda are two terrorist groups TWO 1+2=3 what are there also three of? you are correct, the pyramids of Egypt the pyramids have four triangular sides what else did we have four of?? four letters in ISIS but there's also only one ISIS 4+1=5 what has 5 letters? OBAMA we must dig deeper but what else were there 4 of? four letters in news three pyramids what word comes before news and has three letters? fox aka, Fox News Fox News hates Obama Fox News also hates who else? NORTH KOREA Fox News has Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly has FOUR SYLLABLES there's only one O'Reilly 4-1=3 What is there also three of? three sides in a triangle which triangle, you ask? THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE Where is the Bermuda triangle? off the coast of Florida Florida is part of AMERICA America also has FOUR SYLLABLES BUT WAIT DID U SEE THAT THE WHOLE TIME??? SYLLABLES HAS TWO L'S WHAT ELSE HAS TWO L'S? ILLUMINATI HOW CAN WE CONFIRM THIS??? FOUR SYLLABLES IN AMERICA ONE WORD FOR AMERICA 4-1=3 THERE ARE ALSO THREE SIDES IN A TRIANGLE AND SYLLABLES IS LIKE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE OF TWO L'S IT CAN ONLY BE REFERRING TO THE ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE OBAMA, NORTH KOREA, EGYPT, FOX NEWS, TERRORISTS, AND DENNIS RODMAN ARE ALL ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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#15 Posted: 01:13:36 19/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: pankakesparx456
Found the flaw. The whole math is wrong now. Try again |
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#16 Posted: 01:15:38 19/01/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
Shhhhh that's what the Illuminati wants you to think i meant to say two WORDS for north korea but the illuminati tried to stop me from debunking them
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#17 Posted: 01:24:52 19/01/2015
I have created this theory...
Illuminati is Illuminati, is Illuminati, Confirmed, Illuminati Illuminati is a triangle Do you know what else is a triangle?.. That's right. Piranha Teeth Piranha's Piranha's swim Jellyfish swim Jellyfish. Jelly is a food Vegemite is also a food Vegemite is black Do you know what else is black? That's right. Seals Seals have eyes Illuminati has an eye Are seals in the Illuminati? Let's find out. Seals have whiskers Walrus's also have whiskers Walrus Walrus has five letters. Actually, Walrus has six letters. The Illuminati has 1 eye 6 - 1 = 5 5 letters. A Pentagon has 5 sides. 5 sides. Pentagon. 9/11 Plane Plane's have seats Seat. Seat rhymes with Reinforced Concrete Concrete Concrete has 8 letters 8 is seven more letters than 1 8 + 7 = 15 1 + 5 = 6 The word six has 3 letters. 6 - 3 = 3 There is 3 sides on a triangle. The Illuminati is a triangle Illuminati has 1 eye and so does the Illuminati and has 3 sides which is a triangle which is the Illuminati with 1 eye and 3 sides Illuminati is Illuminati = Confirmed is Illuminati |
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#18 Posted: 01:32:28 19/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
But who is loominarty? |
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#19 Posted: 01:40:34 19/01/2015
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loominarty? Let's find out. *starts new theory* |
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#20 Posted: 02:01:05 19/01/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
wait if we're asking "then who is loominarty?" but the question "then who was phone?" exists does that mean loominarty is phone???
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#21 Posted: 02:09:00 19/01/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
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#22 Posted: 14:27:07 19/01/2015
Stop this madness PLEASE!!!!
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#23 Posted: 14:29:08 19/01/2015 | Topic Creator
No, the Illuminati will rule the world!
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#24 Posted: 15:41:18 19/01/2015
Frozen is a movie
It was made by Disney Walt Disney started Disney Walt rhymes with Malt Malts were popular in the 50’s Bill Muray was born in the 50’s He starred in Groundhog Day Groundhog Day is on February 2nd February on has 28 days and is the second month 28-2=26 26-2=24 You know whats funnier than 24? 25!! Rodger is in that episode Rodger is a chicken. Chicken has 2 syllables 2 is a single digit 2+1=3 |
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#25 Posted: 15:43:18 19/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Wreckingball13
Wow, I love debunking these That's an opinion, don't bring opinions into theories. |
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#26 Posted: 15:58:00 19/01/2015
I'm so confused, what did I just read?
Can you please show me the way to the exit door? |
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#27 Posted: 17:10:41 19/01/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
At least we're making original theories The Illuminati has you fooled that copying and pasting from a pre-existing video is original
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#28 Posted: 17:24:31 19/01/2015
hoy crap this is amazing....
now just as long as nobody suspects cow there wont be any problems.. e_e
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