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KFC
KFC is red
Do you know what else is red?
That is right. The color red.
Red has 3 letters
KFC also has 3 letters
3x3 is 9
7 ate 9
There for we are left with 7 who ate 9
There is 7 days in a week
week
week rhymes with the word beak
beak
chickens have beaks
chicken
chickens have 2 wings
humans have 0 wings
2+0 is 2
the kernal has 2 eyes
chickens also have 2 eyes
2+2 is 4
there are 4 letters in the first 4 letters of mcdonalds
Mcdonalds sells chicken
KFC also sells chicken
there is 9 letters in the word mcdonalds
9
9 rhymes with electromagnetic delay line
magnet
magnets are metal
cages are also metal
chickens are kept in cages
is this where kfc gets their chicken?
lets find out
chickens have 2 legs and humans also have 2 legs so 2+2 is 4
the kernal had 4 limbs a chicken has 2 limbs incase you count their wings which is 4 and 4/4 is 1 the illuminati has 1 eye
KFC is illuminati confirmed

did you really take the time to make this just for this joke

was this...the hidden conspiracy....all along?

Quote: Snake Eyes

did you really take the time to make this just for this joke

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did you really

It's not a joke. It's the truth...

No way, no way!
Bass canon!

That is fascinating

confirmed

I don't even know ow to respond to this...

Did you just copy off the KFC is Illuminati Video?

You did..

I was going to post that.

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Did you just copy off the KFC is Illuminati Video?

You did..

I was going to post that.

:))))))

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Did you just copy off the KFC is Illuminati Video?

You did..

I was going to post that.

)))))

shrek ur xelf.

Sounds like something I would do.

You know what else is red? COMMUNISM.

Thanks Obama.

BUT WAIT

mcdonalds has 9 letters
there is 1 word in mcdonalds
9+1=10
what are there 10 letters in?
North Korea
Kim Jong-Un is the dictator of North Korea
there's also 9 letters in Kim Jong-Un
mcdonalds= Kim Jong-Un
there's 3 syllables in Kim Jong-Un
9-3=6
North Korea is two syllables
6x2=12
what are there 12 letters in?
that's right, Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman is from America
Obama is the leader of America
what rhymes with Obama?
you guessed it, it's Osama
Osama bin-Laden is the leader of al-Qaeda
al-Qaeda is rivals with ISIS
ISIS was in the news for a long time
ISIS has four letters
so does news
4+4=8
al-Qaeda has 7 letters
8-7=1
ISIS and al-Qaeda are two terrorist groups
TWO
1+2=3
what are there also three of?
you are correct, the pyramids of Egypt
the pyramids have four triangular sides
what else did we have four of??
four letters in ISIS
but there's also only one ISIS
4+1=5
what has 5 letters?
OBAMA
we must dig deeper
but what else were there 4 of?
four letters in news
three pyramids
what word comes before news and has three letters?
fox
aka, Fox News
Fox News hates Obama
Fox News also hates who else?
NORTH KOREA
Fox News has Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly has FOUR SYLLABLES
there's only one O'Reilly
4-1=3
What is there also three of?
three sides in a triangle
which triangle, you ask?
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Where is the Bermuda triangle?
off the coast of Florida
Florida is part of AMERICA
America also has FOUR SYLLABLES
BUT WAIT
DID U SEE THAT THE WHOLE TIME???
SYLLABLES HAS TWO L'S
WHAT ELSE HAS TWO L'S?
ILLUMINATI
HOW CAN WE CONFIRM THIS???
FOUR SYLLABLES IN AMERICA
ONE WORD FOR AMERICA
4-1=3
THERE ARE ALSO THREE SIDES IN A TRIANGLE
AND SYLLABLES IS LIKE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE OF TWO L'S
IT CAN ONLY BE REFERRING TO THE ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE

OBAMA, NORTH KOREA, EGYPT, FOX NEWS, TERRORISTS, AND DENNIS RODMAN ARE ALL ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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BUT WAIT

mcdonalds has 9 letters
there is 1 word in mcdonalds
9+1=10
what are there 10 letters in?
North Korea
Kim Jong-Un is the dictator of North Korea
there's also 9 letters in Kim Jong-Un
mcdonalds= Kim Jong-Un
there's 3 syllables in Kim Jong-Un
9-3=6
North Korea is two syllables
6x2=12
what are there 12 letters in?
that's right, Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman is from America
Obama is the leader of America
what rhymes with Obama?
you guessed it, it's Osama
Osama bin-Laden is the leader of al-Qaeda
al-Qaeda is rivals with ISIS
ISIS was in the news for a long time
ISIS has four letters
so does news
4+4=8
al-Qaeda has 7 letters
8-7=1
ISIS and al-Qaeda are two terrorist groups
TWO
1+2=3
what are there also three of?
you are correct, the pyramids of Egypt
the pyramids have four triangular sides
what else did we have four of??
four letters in ISIS
but there's also only one ISIS
4+1=5
what has 5 letters?
OBAMA
we must dig deeper
but what else were there 4 of?
four letters in news
three pyramids
what word comes before news and has three letters?
fox
aka, Fox News
Fox News hates Obama
Fox News also hates who else?
NORTH KOREA
Fox News has Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly has FOUR SYLLABLES
there's only one O'Reilly
4-1=3
What is there also three of?
three sides in a triangle
which triangle, you ask?
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Where is the Bermuda triangle?
off the coast of Florida
Florida is part of AMERICA
America also has FOUR SYLLABLES
BUT WAIT
DID U SEE THAT THE WHOLE TIME???
SYLLABLES HAS TWO L'S
WHAT ELSE HAS TWO L'S?
ILLUMINATI
HOW CAN WE CONFIRM THIS???
FOUR SYLLABLES IN AMERICA
ONE WORD FOR AMERICA
4-1=3
THERE ARE ALSO THREE SIDES IN A TRIANGLE
AND SYLLABLES IS LIKE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE OF TWO L'S
IT CAN ONLY BE REFERRING TO THE ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE

OBAMA, NORTH KOREA, EGYPT, FOX NEWS, TERRORISTS, AND DENNIS RODMAN ARE ALL ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Found the flaw. The whole math is wrong now. Try again

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: pankakesparx456

BUT WAIT

mcdonalds has 9 letters
there is 1 word in mcdonalds
9+1=10
what are there 10 letters in?
North Korea
Kim Jong-Un is the dictator of North Korea
there's also 9 letters in Kim Jong-Un
mcdonalds= Kim Jong-Un
there's 3 syllables in Kim Jong-Un
9-3=6
North Korea is two syllables
6x2=12
what are there 12 letters in?
that's right, Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman is from America
Obama is the leader of America
what rhymes with Obama?
you guessed it, it's Osama
Osama bin-Laden is the leader of al-Qaeda
al-Qaeda is rivals with ISIS
ISIS was in the news for a long time
ISIS has four letters
so does news
4+4=8
al-Qaeda has 7 letters
8-7=1
ISIS and al-Qaeda are two terrorist groups
TWO
1+2=3
what are there also three of?
you are correct, the pyramids of Egypt
the pyramids have four triangular sides
what else did we have four of??
four letters in ISIS
but there's also only one ISIS
4+1=5
what has 5 letters?
OBAMA
we must dig deeper
but what else were there 4 of?
four letters in news
three pyramids
what word comes before news and has three letters?
fox
aka, Fox News
Fox News hates Obama
Fox News also hates who else?
NORTH KOREA
Fox News has Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly has FOUR SYLLABLES
there's only one O'Reilly
4-1=3
What is there also three of?
three sides in a triangle
which triangle, you ask?
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Where is the Bermuda triangle?
off the coast of Florida
Florida is part of AMERICA
America also has FOUR SYLLABLES
BUT WAIT
DID U SEE THAT THE WHOLE TIME???
SYLLABLES HAS TWO L'S
WHAT ELSE HAS TWO L'S?
ILLUMINATI
HOW CAN WE CONFIRM THIS???
FOUR SYLLABLES IN AMERICA
ONE WORD FOR AMERICA
4-1=3
THERE ARE ALSO THREE SIDES IN A TRIANGLE
AND SYLLABLES IS LIKE ILLUMINATI BECAUSE OF TWO L'S
IT CAN ONLY BE REFERRING TO THE ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE

OBAMA, NORTH KOREA, EGYPT, FOX NEWS, TERRORISTS, AND DENNIS RODMAN ARE ALL ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Found the flaw. The whole math is wrong now. Try again

Shhhhh that's what the Illuminati wants you to think

i meant to say two WORDS for north korea but the illuminati tried to stop me from debunking them

I have created this theory...

Illuminati is Illuminati, is Illuminati, Confirmed,

Illuminati
Illuminati is a triangle
Do you know what else is a triangle?..
That's right.


Piranha's
Piranha's swim
Jellyfish swim

Jellyfish.

Jelly is a food
Vegemite is also a food
Vegemite is black
Do you know what else is black?
That's right.


Seals have eyes
Illuminati has an eye
Are seals in the Illuminati?



Seals have whiskers
Walrus's also have whiskers
Walrus
Walrus has five letters.
Actually, Walrus has six letters.
The Illuminati has 1 eye
6 - 1 = 5
5 letters.
A Pentagon has 5 sides.

Pentagon.
9/11
Plane
Plane's have seats
Seat.
Seat rhymes with Reinforced Concrete
Concrete
Concrete has 8 letters
8 is seven more letters than 1
8 + 7 = 15
1 + 5 = 6
The word six has 3 letters.
6 - 3 = 3
There is 3 sides on a triangle.
The Illuminati is a triangle
Illuminati has 1 eye and so does the Illuminati and has 3 sides which is a triangle which is the Illuminati with 1 eye and 3 sides

Illuminati
is
Illuminati = Confirmed
is
Illuminati

Quote: Badwolfmichael

I have created this theory...

Illuminati is Illuminati, is Illuminati, Confirmed,

Illuminati
Illuminati is a triangle
Do you know what else is a triangle?..
That's right.

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Piranha Teeth

Piranhas
Piranhas swim
Jellyfish swim

Jellyfish.

Jelly is a food
Vegemite is also a food
Vegemite is black
Do you know what else is black?
That's right.

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Seals

Seals have eyes
Illuminati has an eye
Are seals in the Illuminati?

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Let's find out.

Seals have whiskers
Walrus's also have whiskers
Walrus
Walrus has five letters.
Actually, Walrus has six letters.
The Illuminati has 1 eye
6 - 1 = 5
5 letters.
A Pentagon has 5 sides.

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5 sides.

Pentagon.
9/11
Plane
Plane's have seats
Seat.
Seat rhymes with Reinforced Concrete
Concrete
Concrete has 8 letters
8 is seven more letters than 1
8 + 7 = 15
1 + 5 = 6
The word six has 3 letters.
6 - 3 = 3
There is 3 sides on a triangle.
The Illuminati is a triangle
Illuminati has 1 eye and so does the Illuminati and has 3 sides which is a triangle which is the Illuminati with 1 eye and 3 sides

Illuminati
is
Illuminati = Confirmed
is
Illuminati

But who is loominarty?

Quote:

But who is loominarty?

loominarty?

Let's find out.

*starts new theory*

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote:

But who is loominarty?

loominarty?

Let's find out.

*starts new theory*

wait

if we're asking "then who is loominarty?"

but the question "then who was phone?" exists

does that mean loominarty is phone???

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Quote:

But who is loominarty?

loominarty?

Let's find out.

*starts new theory*

......

Stop this madness PLEASE!!!!

No, the Illuminati will rule the world!

Frozen is a movie
It was made by Disney
Walt Disney started Disney
Walt rhymes with Malt
Malts were popular in the 50’s
Bill Muray was born in the 50’s
He starred in Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day is on February 2nd
February on has 28 days and is the second month
28-2=26
26-2=24
You know whats funnier than 24?
25!!
Rodger is in that episode
Rodger is a chicken.
Chicken has 2 syllables
2 is a single digit
2+1=3

Quote: Wreckingball13

Frozen is a movie
It was made by Disney
Walt Disney started Disney
Walt rhymes with Malt
Malts were popular in the 50’s
Bill Muray was born in the 50’s
He starred in Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day is on February 2nd
February on has 28 days and is the second month
28-2=26
26-2=24
You know whats funnier than 24?
25!!
Rodger is in that episode
Rodger is a chicken.
Chicken has 2 syllables
2 is a single digit
2+1=3

Wow, I love debunking these

That's an opinion, don't bring opinions into theories.

I'm so confused, what did I just read?

Can you please show me the way to the exit door?

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: Wreckingball13

Frozen is a movie
It was made by Disney
Walt Disney started Disney
Walt rhymes with Malt
Malts were popular in the 50’s
Bill Muray was born in the 50’s
He starred in Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day is on February 2nd
February on has 28 days and is the second month
28-2=26
26-2=24
You know whats funnier than 24?
25!!
Rodger is in that episode
Rodger is a chicken.
Chicken has 2 syllables
2 is a single digit
2+1=3

Wow, I love debunking these

That's an opinion, don't bring opinions into theories.

At least we're making original theories

The Illuminati has you fooled that copying and pasting from a pre-existing video is original

hoy crap this is amazing....


now just as long as nobody suspects cow there wont be any problems.. e_e