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A song for Samius [CLOSED]
SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9329
#1 Posted: 14:16:15 14/01/2015 | Topic Creator
I think these lyrics suit him, don't you?
This is "Bigger Stronger" by Coldplay released in 1998.



I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car
To take me anywhere in seconds
To take me anywhere I wanna go
And drive around a faster car
I will settle for nothing less
I will settle for nothing less

I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car
At the touch of a button
I can go anywhere I wanna go
And drive around my faster car
I will settle for nothing less
I will settle for nothing less

I think I want to change my altitude
I think I want to change my oxygen
I think I want to change my air
My atmosphere
I wanna recharge

I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car
To take me anywhere in seconds
To take me anywhere I wanna go
And drive around my faster car
I will settle for nothing less
I will settle for nothing less

I think I need to change my attitude
I think I want to change my oxygen
I think I want to change my air
My atmosphere
I wanna choke

Bigger and better
Bigger and better
Bigger and better
Bigger and better
Bigger, stronger, drive a faster car
At the touch of a button
I can go anywhere I wanna go
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#2 Posted: 15:10:04 14/01/2015
I'm not a car person actually, but the one I have now is pretty crappy so...

Edit: But yeah, what made you think that these lyrics fit me?
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:12:57 14/01/2015 by Samius
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 16:00:07 14/01/2015
its because his penis gets morphs sizes based on walking speed
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#4 Posted: 16:10:03 14/01/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
its because his penis gets morphs sizes based on walking speed


I have a suspicion that most of you people have never even read what I said in that screencap.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 16:59:13 14/01/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: StriderSwag
its because his penis gets morphs sizes based on walking speed


I have a suspicion that most of you people have never even read what I said in that screencap.



It was the most beautiful thing you've ever said
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12212
#6 Posted: 17:30:52 14/01/2015
I'm a car person. ._.
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#7 Posted: 18:03:52 14/01/2015
I'm a person car
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#8 Posted: 18:09:47 14/01/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Samius
Quote: StriderSwag
its because his penis gets morphs sizes based on walking speed


I have a suspicion that most of you people have never even read what I said in that screencap.


It was the most beautiful thing you've ever said


I never said that I have a morphing penis.
SuperSpyroFan Diamond Sparx Gems: 9329
#9 Posted: 19:18:26 14/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
I'm not a car person actually, but the one I have now is pretty crappy so...

Edit: But yeah, what made you think that these lyrics fit me?



Because you're into your fitness, hence the "Bigger Stronger".
And you may want a better car, maybe?
It was mainly a spur of the moment thing.

edit:

This part of the song reminds me of the fitness bit about you:

I think I want to change my altitude
I think I want to change my oxygen
I think I want to change my air
My atmosphere
I wanna recharge
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:19:38 14/01/2015 by SuperSpyroFan
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#10 Posted: 19:24:45 14/01/2015
Quote: SuperSpyroFan
Quote: Samius
I'm not a car person actually, but the one I have now is pretty crappy so...

Edit: But yeah, what made you think that these lyrics fit me?



Because you're into your fitness, hence the "Bigger Stronger".
And you may want a better car, maybe?
It was mainly a spur of the moment thing.

edit:

This part of the song reminds me of the fitness bit about you:

I think I want to change my altitude
I think I want to change my oxygen
I think I want to change my air
My atmosphere
I wanna recharge


I suppose that's true. While I'm relatively new to the whole fitness-thing (I've only been at it for about a year), I am pretty motivated about it.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#11 Posted: 22:16:53 14/01/2015
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
darkSpyro discussion including what samius wants in life, car people, and samius' penis



I laughed harder than I should have.
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#12 Posted: 22:21:32 14/01/2015
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
darkSpyro discussion including what samius wants in life, car people, and samius' penis


Basically.

Good thing is that these kind of discussions don't happen often.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 01:42:35 15/01/2015
Quote: Samius
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Samius


I have a suspicion that most of you people have never even read what I said in that screencap.


It was the most beautiful thing you've ever said


I never said that I have a morphing penis.


to be fair though, you never said you didn't...
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#14 Posted: 01:43:02 15/01/2015
Awkward...
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2637
#15 Posted: 02:13:41 15/01/2015
I thought you wrote a song for Samius...

I water gonna post stuff from cheesy Swedish romance movies with a bunch of singin.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#16 Posted: 03:51:11 15/01/2015
best samius song evar so far 20 80 ad ;).....
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"Moo".
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#17 Posted: 10:23:31 15/01/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
to be fair though, you never said you didn't...




Quote: AvatariDragon
Awkward...


Yeah, kinda..
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#18 Posted: 20:19:22 15/01/2015
i'm pretty sure the halo theme song would be a song for samius.
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#19 Posted: 20:29:55 15/01/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
i'm pretty sure the halo theme song would be a song for samius.


There's a reason why I have "Dust and Echoes" carved in the blade of my NCO knife (we all got one when we became corporals).
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