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MH's Short Guide to Paranoia Profiteering. [CLOSED]
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#1 Posted: 23:27:22 12/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Step 1: Get a Youtube channel.

Step 2: Name your channel "Eye Opener Network" or something.

Step 3: Binge-watch Alex Jones for 168 hours straight, without stopping or blinking.

Step 4: Begin crafting your own conspiracy theory.

Crafting Recommendations: Outrageous Accusations, Linking unconnected events, Claiming that the aglet on a shoe is a freemason symbol.

Step 5: Add the X-Files Theme Song, Requiem for a Dream.

Step 6: Upload your video to Youtube.

Step 7: Bask in the glory of the scared 6 year olds and other crazy conspiracy theorists thanking you.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9026
#2 Posted: 23:40:21 12/01/2015
Hey, you don't have any proof that the aliens haven't already replaced my brain with one of their harvester units! <.<
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#3 Posted: 23:43:49 12/01/2015
*X-Files Theme Plays*


Loomnarty Confirmed!
Farlo Blue Sparx Gems: 516
#4 Posted: 17:17:52 13/01/2015
DUN DUN DUN
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You don't know what you've done!
smilie
Samius Hunter Gems: 9303
#5 Posted: 17:21:41 13/01/2015
Quote: HIR
Hey, you don't have any proof that the aliens haven't already replaced my brain with one of their harvester units! <.<


That feeling when you first realize that all Jews are actually alien harvesters.
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