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New sitcom idea [CLOSED]
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#1 Posted: 04:18:24 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
so guys i had this new idea for a sitcom, it's called 'Monkey in the Middle' cuz, get this, the main characters own a monkey but the thing is that they don't have experience in owning primates so it's like really funny when shenanigans ensue. Like in one of the episodes Craig comes home and he buys a bunch of bananas and then he turns around to say something to Terry and then Craig turns back around again and the bananas are gone and they're like 'where are the bananas' the thing is that the monkey ate the bananas cuz it's a monkey but this joker-ass monkey starts ****ing around and is all like 'I didn't eat the bananas' and then Terry is like 'Stop Monkeying around!' and they all laugh.


Guys back me up on this, how good of an idea is this ****?
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#2 Posted: 04:19:18 09/01/2015
It needs a bad child actor. Call my agents when you have one.
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#3 Posted: 04:19:26 09/01/2015
10/10
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#4 Posted: 04:24:17 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
The Monkey brings home his new friend from work and they mess the whole place up

Terry: Monkey, what the hell, we just cleaned this place, the neighbors will be here any minute
Monkey: Man, I was just tryna have some fun, why you gotta play me like that, just cuz i fling my feces around doesn't make me less of a person
Craig: Why did we buy a monkey!?! He's driving me bananas!!!

*Hysterical laughter from the audience followed by clapping*
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#5 Posted: 11:05:46 09/01/2015
Monkey in the Middle, 2015-.
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#6 Posted: 17:50:03 09/01/2015
Needs bad child actors
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#7 Posted: 20:18:43 09/01/2015
Can the monkey be named Malcom?
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#8 Posted: 20:19:26 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Windumup
Can the monkey be named Malcom?



No, he's called Monkey.
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#9 Posted: 20:21:02 09/01/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Windumup
Can the monkey be named Malcom?



No, he's called Monkey.



But if we name him Malcom we can rip off jokes and episodes from Malcom in the middle with Malcom replaced with a monkey!
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#10 Posted: 20:22:14 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Windumup
Can the monkey be named Malcom?



No, he's called Monkey.



But if we name him Malcom we can rip off jokes and episodes from Malcom in the middle with Malcom replaced with a monkey!



No, he's called Monkey.
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#11 Posted: 20:29:19 09/01/2015
Dude if his names monkey treat him like it and don't ever put ****ing the in front of his name jesus so insensitive
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#12 Posted: 20:31:03 09/01/2015
Monkey will be voiced by morgan freeman
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#13 Posted: 20:34:51 09/01/2015
I have a legit idea for a sitcom I want to write someday.

It's called "First Guy".


It's about a goofy man (the likes of Cosmo Kramer and Homer Simpson) whose intelligent and successful wife becomes President, thereby making him the "First Guy" (as opposed to the First Lady). While his wife is making legendary political breakthroughs, he simply goofs off and gets into all kinds of shenanigans around the White House.


Which is what I honestly think will happen when a woman finally becomes President.
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#14 Posted: 20:40:35 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Ninpire
Dude if his names monkey treat him like it and don't ever put ****ing the in front of his name jesus so insensitive


No, he's called Monkey.

Quote: ZapNorris
Monkey will be voiced by morgan freeman



No, he's voiced by Monkey.
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#15 Posted: 20:42:56 09/01/2015
You should pitch it to Nickelodeon. It would be better than all the crap they have on right now.
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#16 Posted: 20:47:21 09/01/2015
MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE

Starring

Craig
Terry
Monkey
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#17 Posted: 20:48:43 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE

Starring

Craig
Terry
Monkey



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#18 Posted: 21:01:22 09/01/2015
what about the parents? what kid of monkey is monkey!?
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#19 Posted: 21:03:08 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
what about the parents? what kid of monkey is monkey!?


Monkey: Hey guys, sorry about the mess my dad made he can be a real baboon sometimes
Craig: It's okay Monkey
Terry: It looks like you're a chimp off the old block

*hysterical laughing followed by clapping*
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#20 Posted: 21:04:03 09/01/2015
10/10

and who will be the first to write monkey is love monkey is life?
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#21 Posted: 21:06:43 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
10/10

and who will be the first to write monkey is love monkey is life?



No one, Monkey in the Middle is enough on its own.
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#22 Posted: 21:09:40 09/01/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
You should pitch it to Nickelodeon. It would be better than all the crap they have on right now.


No, because this show is going to be amazing quality and Nickelodeon will actively try to make sure nothing quality gets onto their network.
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#23 Posted: 21:25:23 09/01/2015
Sounds like Disney.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3352
#24 Posted: 21:27:34 09/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: parisruelz12
Sounds like Disney.


nah nah nah nah nah nah

You don't understand.

This isn't that Disney bull**** where nothing is funny but they have a laugh track anyway to fill in parts the actual audience won't laugh at.


This is some serious ****.

Monkey: So guys! The world's supposed to end tomorrow!
Terry: You're so full of ****, Monkey
*Monkey starts throwing poop*
Monkey: NOT ANYMORE!
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pankakesparx456 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7795
#25 Posted: 21:36:16 09/01/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: parisruelz12
Sounds like Disney.


nah nah nah nah nah nah

You don't understand.

This isn't that Disney bull**** where nothing is funny but they have a laugh track anyway to fill in parts the actual audience won't laugh at.


This is some serious ****.

Monkey: So guys! The world's supposed to end tomorrow!
Terry: You're so full of ****, Monkey
*Monkey starts throwing poop*
Monkey: NOT ANYMORE!


then get this show to be financed by the people who made Girl Meets World or Gravity Falls and then disney will take it and the laugh tracks will be relevant

JUST DONT PUT IT ON NICKELODEON, THEY CANT HAVE ANY QUALITY ON THAT NETWORK
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#26 Posted: 22:37:06 09/01/2015
Sounds like Teen Nick.
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