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Into the Woods [CLOSED]
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#1 Posted: 23:51:24 27/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Just saw the movie.

It's a smelly pile of crap, all the way through.

I knew there'd be singing, but does every sentence have to be a musical?

It becomes plain nonsensical and just drags on, and on, and on near the end.

It's like trying to fit a circular puzzle peg into square puzzle peg.

My recommendation, stay out of the woods.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#2 Posted: 23:52:23 27/12/2014
Is it as bad as rubber
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#3 Posted: 00:36:13 28/12/2014
Is it worst then Food Fight or Birdemic (Sound look it up!)
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#4 Posted: 01:38:13 28/12/2014
Still wanna see it.
LevanJess Emerald Sparx Gems: 3526
#5 Posted: 01:48:10 28/12/2014
i want to see it, but you say they're singing constantly? ehhh....
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but i love it all smooth
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#6 Posted: 02:04:22 28/12/2014
It honestly seems like a cheap, live action version of Brave
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#7 Posted: 05:09:18 28/12/2014
Never even heard of this movie but if it's a musical movie like les miserables where no one knows what they're saying I'm sure it did indeed suck
derpyhooves Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#8 Posted: 05:11:19 28/12/2014
Okay, so Into the Woods was originally a musical. It was great, but just making a movie about it sounds a bit insane.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#9 Posted: 15:11:09 28/12/2014
^Not all musicals are strictly singing, though. A lot of them have normal talking in between songs, which is what I think MoonHorizons was expecting, or at least hoping for.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 16:31:51 28/12/2014
A musical with just songs and no normal dialogue is basically an opera.
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#11 Posted: 17:44:04 28/12/2014
Quote: Windumup
Is it worst then Food Fight or Birdemic (Sound look it up!)



DO NOT MENTION THEM
DOOOO NOOOT
LEST JONTRON WILL YELL AGAIN


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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#12 Posted: 18:49:01 28/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
^Not all musicals are strictly singing, though. A lot of them have normal talking in between songs, which is what I think MoonHorizons was expecting, or at least hoping for.



This.

Literally almost every sentence and conversation in the movie was a song, and it felt forced.

There was only 5 minutes or so of regular talking between songs.

Most musicals I've seen usuaully have a good 15 minutes between songs.

It might be because the writing in this movie was bad and the songs in this movie sound mediocre and seem soulless.
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