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Everyday, when I wake up, I beat my son [CLOSED]
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#1 Posted: 16:56:13 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
at chess, but he's getting better so I think he might beat me in a week or two.
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#2 Posted: 16:57:29 14/12/2014
regardless of the joke the thread title made me want to puke
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#3 Posted: 17:00:08 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote:


And this doesn't?
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#4 Posted: 17:03:31 14/12/2014
from a topic that is intended to make the user cringe

yeah nice going mesuxelf lol
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#5 Posted: 17:12:24 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Thanks! smilie
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#6 Posted: 17:20:19 14/12/2014
So I take it these are the kinds of jokes you tell your friends during lunch period? I bet they all thought it was hilarious too! :)

To be fifteen again...

jk
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#7 Posted: 17:39:31 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Nah, I tell them during Spanish class. Get your facts right!
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#8 Posted: 17:45:04 14/12/2014
**** dude I took two years of French when I was in high school how should I have known :(
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#9 Posted: 17:46:21 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
I took 2 years of french in middle school. All I learned was, bonjour, au revoir, and oui, j'ai faime.
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#10 Posted: 17:51:16 14/12/2014
I took the two years when I was a freshman and sophomore. I've only been out of school for two years but I font remember anything from it at all. Its also worth mentioning that I hardly tried and earned C's and one B for my foreign language class.
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#11 Posted: 18:29:43 14/12/2014
i don't know how to play chess
can you teach me, chess master dad?
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go back to whining about your fish
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#12 Posted: 18:31:07 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Well, first, you need hands...
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#13 Posted: 18:33:57 14/12/2014
can i just use my beak will that work
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#14 Posted: 18:37:01 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
No beaks allowed sorry
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#15 Posted: 18:37:42 14/12/2014
thanks for crushing my dreams of becoming a chess master :'(
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
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#16 Posted: 18:42:42 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
sory gril
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#17 Posted: 19:11:56 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Yes, I, a 15 yr old, have a son who's old enough to understand and possibly beat me at chess smilie
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#18 Posted: 19:15:59 14/12/2014
Ha it's funny because sex!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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#19 Posted: 19:50:40 14/12/2014
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yes, I, a 15 yr old, have a son who's old enough to understand and possibly beat me at chess -_-


It can happen!
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#20 Posted: 19:52:08 14/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
Quote: Mesuxelf
Yes, I, a 15 yr old, have a son who's old enough to understand and possibly beat me at chess smilie


It can happen!



I guess
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#21 Posted: 20:00:37 14/12/2014
I bet I can beat you at chess, though!
I mean, I haven't played in 8 months, but I remember!....some things. The horse moves in a L shape, the bishop can only go diagonal, the king can move one space around himself, the pawn when starting can move two spaces but other than that it can only move one space forward and only attack diagonally, the queen can go where ever the hell she wants cuz she's am independent women who don't need no rules, the castle can go as far as he wants as long as is only forward backwards left and right. I think that's all the pieces.

Oh wow, I remember the rules.
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#22 Posted: 20:01:17 14/12/2014
Quote: somePerson
Ha it's funny because sex!



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#23 Posted: 23:03:44 14/12/2014
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: epicLLOYD
Inb4 Gnorc.


Not likely.



Probably not, I just felt like saying it.
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#24 Posted: 23:11:27 14/12/2014
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Quote: somePerson
Ha it's funny because sex!



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Inb4 Gnorc.


Totally.
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#25 Posted: 23:13:00 14/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Ha it's funny because sex!


[img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign./1/19/Family_guy_peter_griffin_butt_f

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Inb4 Gnorc
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
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#26 Posted: 23:15:44 14/12/2014
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Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Ha it's funny because sex!


[img]http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign./1/19/Family_guy_peter_griffin_butt_f

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Inb4 Gnorc



Totes.
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#27 Posted: 23:30:17 14/12/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Quote: somePerson
Ha it's funny because sex!



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You know what's fun? Taking Viagra so you can GO **** YOURSELF!
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