darkSpyro

Divas suck anyways.

WWE hired future jobbers.

Guy on the left: Trained for the Olympics
Middle Guy: Body builder and no sports background
Guy on the right: An amateur wrestler with an MMA background (My favorite)
Gal on the left: Tour manager and model
Gal on the right: Worked for Hooters
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THAT BUMP WAS ****ING AMAZING!

Rusev won, wonder if he gets fired on RAW for the soldier thing

Rollins won, Nikki Bella won, Mark Henry beat Bo, Ziggler beat Cesaro 2-0 falls, Usos lost to (This is what I call the tag champs) The Super Meth Bros., Sheamus won, and...

John Cena v. Brock Lesnar 3! Coming soon... Great...

I only will say my opinion about HIAC PPV in a few selected words that I will not set under further debate. HIAC PPV was a major disappointment and waste of talent and intriguing creative booking decisions.

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I only will say my opinion about HIAC PPV in a few selected words that I will not set under further debate. HIAC PPV was a major disappointment and waste of talent and intriguing creative booking decisions.

It had two great matches though. Oh look Raw is in my city. e.e

So far on RAW, we've seen 2 teams implode, The Authority and Mark Henry and Big Show

HIAC was an easy disappointment and it's starting to look like Survivor Series will continue that path. Cena wins a title shot against Lesnar in a long and boring HIAC match, and in the next PPV (one of the supposed big four) he'll be busy fighting in a tag-team match? Does this mean yet another PPV without the goddamn world champion?

Are we just not going to see the world championship in a match until the Royal Rumble at the earliest? Entertaining **** right? This is not how you get people to buy WWE Network.

D Bry needs more surgery.

Holy **** Russev is US champion!

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Holy **** Russev is US champion!

I'm glad Sheamus didn't tap though.

Wouldn't be the Russian Championship now? Especially if he does give it to Putin

Prince Devitt gave me quite a fangasm.

So this happened in my town.
http://uproxx.com/prowrestling...-them-got-shot/

So, The Authority has had 3 people injured! Zack Ryder, Orton, and now Swagger, Ziggler almost got injured too!

Also, the bunny just got kicked off the Exotic Express!

Somewhat unrelated, but CM Punk is now a comic book writer. His first script will be for Thor.

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Somewhat unrelated, but CM Punk is now a comic book writer. His first script will be for Thor.

If he sucks then there would be a huge Twitter war between CM Punk smarks and fanboys against comic geeks.

Botchamania 260.

The article is no longer on there CAV, please post the article link

Here's an official announcement/interview from Marvel for those who can't see the above link.

That Triple Threat match is amazing and shows why Kidd should be used more.

Breaking News! The Great Khali is no longer on the roster! Will this affect India or will nobody give a ****?

i have never watched any wrestling

someone get me hooked

all i know about is how ugly chyna's porn is

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i have never watched any wrestling

someone get me hooked

all i know about is how ugly chyna's porn is

So I'm gonna focus on the WWE for post.
Wrestling is a love hate relationship. Sometimes you get amazing matches, holy **** momments, or fantastic promos. But then you get udder **** or failed momments. But in the end we just all laugh it off like any other sport. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_a9Ldzc7es

Like the memorable This is Your Life segments Mick Foley did

And Lana going topless.

Looks like Steen is gonna debut at the PPV.

Did Ziggler really need to be the sole survivor?

Sting comes to WWE and the first thing he does is hit Scott Armstrong! That ref has it rough doesn't he?

Dolph Ziggler better not job on Raw or we riot. He was the true team leader! Screw Cena!

Pros:
Mizdow and Miz winning
Lesbian kiss
Seth Vs Dolph
Sting debuting
Making Ziggler look strong
Bray VS Dean
Cons:
Nikki winning
Ryback jobbing
Big Shows's 100th heel turn
Mark Henry jobbing

It is hard to say definitive opinion about this event that will be known as Survivor Series 2014 in professional wrestling’s chronicles. It had moments but overall quality was still not that impressive. I will not write a long rant about Survivor Series but some thoughts about it and its matches I could say to this topic.

Most of the matches were on the scale of bad, mediocre and borderline good. Tag team openers have been proven to work but in this case it feels like they have run out of ideas. I am just sick and tired of seeing Usos and Los Matadores. Sandow was awesome even though he did not actually wrestle that much. Another tag team bout was the one with Adam Rose etc. which was total waste of talent. It just makes me sick of seeing talented Mr. Leo Kruger and Titus O’Neil being used this way. Not like this WWE. This is why I have seriously considered switching permanently to NXT and indies.

Divas elimination match was… well… it was as regular as they come but clean sweep, really? And of course utter disgrace of giving a Bella a championship. Why can’t WWE just retire the concept of Divas and introduce great female wrestling with Women’s championship not Divas title.

The only serious singles match was Dean Vs Bray. Match was actually good and fun to watch until Bray “You make me sleepy” Wyatt decided to take the mic and show that he is too corny, cheesy and over-the-top ridiculous character to be taken seriously even in a low-budget horror film. Wyatt just does not fit into my perception and world view of professional wrestling. He is good for the people who like the unrealistic wrestling with no competitive motives as a main point of story etc. But Ambrose is great. I just wish that he will give Bray Wyatt a definitive beating at TLC and continue on to bigger and better things.

The main event is currently sharing a lead spot as a MOTYC with Taker vs Brock, Cena vs Brock Summerslam 2014. It seemed to have it all. I called Mark Henry’s elimination even before the bell rang and after that a nice series of surprises came along. Ryback’s early elimination, Cena’s elimination (even though Big Show did his turn number infinity), Rusev’s count out did not hurt his character, and all that. I especially liked the way the match worked around three in-ring generals Harper, Rollins and Ziggler. And of course the WWE debut of the legendary Sting , sending Authority to grave and rescued us for an undefined period of time from Stephanie’s “acting”,
was a moment that will be this year’s and my own personal pro-wrestling fan history’s, most memorable moments.

Okay this became a long rant after all. It was a glorified RAW episode with WreslteMania quality finish. Overall quality of the PPV was not impressive at all but the tremendous emotional roller coaster that was the main event rescued this PPV and gave it a purpose. I cannot wait for the aftermath of this. What will the future hold for Harper, Ziggler, Ryback, Ambrose, Rollins, etc? It will be interesting at least. And if rumors can be trusted, Brock Lesnar season is drawing nigh so things are getting… things are getting ugly people.

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CM Punk on The Art of Wrestling and opens up why he left World Wrestling Entertainment.

"How big is Batista's dick?" ~Cm Punk

US Title Battle Royal to start, Rusez retains

Did you see Tyson Kid at Survival Series on Sunday? Race Relations have been a touchy subject lately so you think they would have caught an accidental KKK reference with Tyson's hood

So CM Punk has now signed with UFC. So I guess he really wants to **** his body up.

No Dolph Ziggler on superstar of the year... God dammit.

You know its been a boring year when jumping off a cage is Extreme Moment of the Year and an option is a one-sided fight

I know Brock never shows up, but what he did do to Undertaker should have been an option for Match of the Year

That Sami Zayne and Adrian Neville was so ****ing amazing that it put me in a deep coma with a giant smile on my face. I think the ending after the match just put a stake through my heart into wrastling Heaven.

Ok, I know this might not be popular, but I believe Cena has no chance against Lesnar at the Royal Rumble. Lesnar has had months to prepare for Cena, he adjusts his already insane training regimen based on who he has to fight next. With only 3 months to prepare, he trained enough to destroy the Undertaker! He's had about 3-4 months for Cena

The Authority is back! Now we've got vengeful psychos in charge! I'm so ******* done! WWE is going to Hell and I'm not going with it!

WWE sucks right now. Tell me when it's good again. Usos are tag team champions again. ****.

Wanna play a game? So basically use a Number Generator and set the number between 1-30. Generate 3 numbers and those are your choices for the guy you have to root for.
Example: I got 24 and Big Show comes out so I would have to root for him to win.

I got 20, 10, and 30

I have a plan to end the Authority, remember why William Regal was removed from power? It was because whenever he did anything, ratings dropped like a stone, so I theorize that if enough people stop watching WWE shows and say its because of the Authority, corporate would have to have them go away, of course we'd need to get the word out as well as lookouts to tell everyone if anything changes. I know its not the best plan, but its worked before, I know its scripted, but that was a horrible way to bring something back. They would have paralyzed the father! Its literally being run by psycos!

28, 17, 20.

Let's hope they don't suck.

Macho Man is in the HOF, do that's cool. I wonder if Vince got over that incident with him.

Wait, they've started talking about the HOF? I thought that was after RR

I know Cena got back 3 great superstars, but I really don't want him to tie Rick Flair's record for most world titles, Cena hasn't held a title for more than 6 months in years, that's why I wanted Cena to lose on RAW

I hope John Cena becomes a 17-Time World Champion this year.

HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!

Rumble was great at first especially with Bubba but after Daniel Bryan got at it was crap. Crowd ruined the match in my opinion.

The crowd was being a bunch of ****ing babies. The IWC as a whole was being a bunch of ****ing babies. Roman is fine and I think he's a much better choice to win the Rumble than Batista last year. If Brock and him have a terrible match, it will be Brock's fault, not Roman's due to his fondness for spamming the suplex (the triple threat was only good when Brock was out hurt and it was just Cena and Rollins).

Remember when people would cheer for Roman? When people said that all three members of The Shield were fantastic and promising young stars? Now people are acting like WWE is wasting locker room talent from new guys, even though Roman himself is a new guy; not some 10 year old veteran.

How's about we inject Daniel into Wrestlemania again, let him win the title, and then have the following Raw just being him running around the ring with the "Yes" chant for the 3 hour duration of the show? Will that make the fans happy already? I love Daniel as much as the next guy and was disappointed and shocked to see him eliminated as early as he was, but give it a ****ing break already. He will win someday. It's a guarantee.

Royal Rumble was average event to me. The only match that got me hyped and enthusiastic was the triple threat match for World Heavyweight Championship which was, at least to me, a classic. The Rumble match itself was not that thrilling. I recognize Roman’s potential but the “what ifs” about his readiness are always hanging around. Well… maybe this is the only way to get him to the top since too long exposure in upper midcard or other main event level stories can actually prove to be his eventual demise. Throw him to the deep end and see how he can manage from that point on.

I was not angry of Roman’s win but disappointed. Everybody knew before last year’s Rumble that Roman will win this year since the internet rumors and strong booking of the guy were pretty obvious tell-tale signs. It just made me feel quite indifferent towards the end because WWE could have done surprise victory instead of choosing the “safe road”. Well, I guess that Vince has some sort of master plan behind all this. Let us just see. But I am terrified that the main event of WM31 is now Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns which can only be either repetition of Lesnar vs Goldberg from WM20, or over-booked interference fest. At least I wish that WM31 will end with Rollins’ cash in and him leaving the arena with championship.

Oh yeah, and as huge Luke Harper mark, I hated the way he was wasted in Rumble when the company has a chance to create another Rumble match beast for years to come. Well, Brodie Lee is just that damn good that he will rise no matter what to the big pictures. But all in all average or maybe below average event with one great worthy-of-seeing match.