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does anyone here believe in santa [CLOSED]
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#1 Posted: 05:31:05 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
i actually do
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#2 Posted: 05:31:59 25/10/2014
i heard that dudes a master of genetics.

i've seen 2 santas at once one time.
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#3 Posted: 05:32:27 25/10/2014
Oh yeah, totally
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#4 Posted: 05:34:08 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
santa is real guys my dad saw him in the 60's
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#5 Posted: 05:38:12 25/10/2014
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
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#6 Posted: 05:41:20 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus



i always knew your mother was a whore
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#7 Posted: 05:43:04 25/10/2014
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus



i always knew your mother was a whore


WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA, YOU PUNK
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#8 Posted: 05:43:46 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus



i always knew your mother was a whore


WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA, YOU PUNK


u herd what i said

she texted me last night too
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#9 Posted: 05:45:30 25/10/2014
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i always knew your mother was a whore


WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA, YOU PUNK


u herd what i said

she texted me last night too


Those are some fightin' words, let's go *puts up fists*
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#10 Posted: 05:48:49 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA, YOU PUNK


u herd what i said

she texted me last night too


Those are some fightin' words, let's go *puts up fists*


pffft you couldn't hit me darling, you don't have the balls.
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#11 Posted: 05:49:24 25/10/2014
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u herd what i said

she texted me last night too


Those are some fightin' words, let's go *puts up fists*


pffft you couldn't hit me darling, you don't have the balls.



DITTO
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#12 Posted: 05:50:52 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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Those are some fightin' words, let's go *puts up fists*


pffft you couldn't hit me darling, you don't have the balls.



DITTO


but...i'm a guy...*sobs*
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#13 Posted: 05:56:31 25/10/2014
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Those are some fightin' words, let's go *puts up fists*


pffft you couldn't hit me darling, you don't have the balls.



DITTO



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#14 Posted: 06:03:11 25/10/2014
This topic derailed so fast
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#15 Posted: 06:06:31 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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This topic derailed so fast



all your fault.
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#16 Posted: 06:08:37 25/10/2014
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This topic derailed so fast



all your fault.


NU
I talked about Santa in mah post, then YOU go off making a mom joke which led to this topic's demise xP
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#17 Posted: 06:10:13 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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This topic derailed so fast



all your fault.


NU
I talked about Santa in mah post, then YOU go off making a mom joke which led to this topic's demise xP


well i blame whoever made this topic
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#18 Posted: 06:10:56 25/10/2014
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all your fault.


NU
I talked about Santa in mah post, then YOU go off making a mom joke which led to this topic's demise xP


well i blame whoever made this topic


I do too tbh
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#19 Posted: 06:12:23 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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NU
I talked about Santa in mah post, then YOU go off making a mom joke which led to this topic's demise xP


well i blame whoever made this topic


I do too tbh


right? he's probably some loser who can't sleep at night because he is pulling his hair out every second
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#20 Posted: 06:15:25 25/10/2014
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well i blame whoever made this topic


I do too tbh


right? he's probably some loser who can't sleep at night because he is pulling his hair out every second


That doesn't sound very fun..

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#21 Posted: 06:18:55 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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I do too tbh


right? he's probably some loser who can't sleep at night because he is pulling his hair out every second


That doesn't sound very fun..

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god that legit jump scared me
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#22 Posted: 06:20:41 25/10/2014
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right? he's probably some loser who can't sleep at night because he is pulling his hair out every second


That doesn't sound very fun..

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god that legit jump scared me


Huehuehuehuehueh
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#23 Posted: 06:22:20 25/10/2014
I thought my joke was p funny...;;
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#24 Posted: 06:23:00 25/10/2014
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I thought my joke was p funny...;;


Shh I liked your joke, Lunarz~
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#25 Posted: 07:55:51 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
Avatari likes men with muscles
Lunarz like men who are lean and mean
And I'm Santa claus
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#26 Posted: 07:58:11 25/10/2014
Heheheheheheheheheheh
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#27 Posted: 08:00:41 25/10/2014
Quote: zer0dch
Avatari likes men with muscles
Lunarz like men who are lean and mean
And I'm Santa claus



B-But...But I'm straight ;;
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#28 Posted: 08:16:22 25/10/2014


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#29 Posted: 17:04:28 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
do you elieve inm mangoic

yes i do santa
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#30 Posted: 18:32:00 25/10/2014
I haven't believed that Santa existed since 2006.
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#31 Posted: 18:51:10 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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I haven't believed that Santa existed since 2006.



JCW...Santa is real, ya gotta believe!
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#32 Posted: 18:59:27 25/10/2014
^ That's what I thought in 1999 when I wanted the Spyro games for Christmas (along with a PS1). Didn't go so well.

(Got them a year later from my dad though).
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#33 Posted: 19:03:24 25/10/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: JCW555
^ That's what I thought in 1999 when I wanted the Spyro games for Christmas (along with a PS1). Didn't go so well.

(Got them a year later from my dad though).


1999 was a hit or miss year for me.
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#34 Posted: 19:17:51 25/10/2014
Yeah, sure, but I don't see the point in him. What exactly does any of that stuff have to do with the supposed birth of Jesus Christ? <.<;
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#35 Posted: 19:24:47 25/10/2014
In Belgium, Sinterklaas was scary. He'd come to our school with a bunch of black people that looked like the person Jynx used to look like when she was black.
Also, if you were a bad child, he kidnapped you by putting you in a bag and bringing you with him back to Spain for a year.
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#36 Posted: 19:53:56 25/10/2014
uh, of course santa is real

how else do all those presents get under your tree?????? or all your cookies are eaten????? RIDDLE ME THIS, SMARTY PANTS
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#37 Posted: 21:16:16 25/10/2014
what the **** happened in here
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#38 Posted: 21:17:26 25/10/2014
i thought that the title said satan
oops
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#39 Posted: 22:27:41 25/10/2014
yea i went to his house
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#40 Posted: 22:47:16 25/10/2014
He sees me when I'm sleeping. He knows when I'm awake. He knows if I've been naughty or nice...
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#41 Posted: 23:12:13 25/10/2014
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I thought my joke was p funny...;;



I thought it was pee funny, too.
*shot*
*stabbed*
*whaled*
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#42 Posted: 23:12:53 25/10/2014
I remembered joking about believing in Santa in 7th grade but some thought I was telling the truth. It got really awkward.
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#43 Posted: 23:24:02 25/10/2014
Oh my god
UNBELIEVERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I heard sleigh bells on my roof.
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I wasn't on the roof, you big dumb.
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#44 Posted: 02:16:23 26/10/2014 | Topic Creator
tfw you want to sit on santa's lap at the mall
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#45 Posted: 02:22:34 26/10/2014
Believe in the santa that believes in you.
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#46 Posted: 02:26:45 26/10/2014 | Topic Creator
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Believe in the santa that believes in you.


thats quite impossible when no santa believes in me if people tell me there are no stantas to believe in
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#47 Posted: 02:39:38 26/10/2014
I used to believe in Father Christmas when I was younger. I even believed in him when one of my relatives portrayed him for one Christmas Eve when the gifts were shared. And the relative reeked of both booze and cigarettes and sounded awfully familiar. But I was kid back then and didn’t mind about the logical impossibilities of the Santa Claus concept, I guess I just wanted to believe in the magic and there is nothing wrong with that. Of course come modern days I don’t believe in Santa Claus as a real tangible person living in Korvatunturi (place where he lives in Finnish folklore), North Pole or etc. but I believe in him to be real in the realm of abstract, in the reality of ideas, so to speak.

But I do believe that Saint Nicholas was a historical figure back in late 3rd and early 4th centuries. And he came from the parts of the world that are part of modern Turkey. Quite interesting fact (until proven wrong in some distant future) is that Saint Nicholas was patron saint of children, sailors and prostitutes; quite a reason-consequence relation of subjects to be patronized.
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#48 Posted: 05:32:47 26/10/2014
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Yeah, sure, but I don't see the point in him. What exactly does any of that stuff have to do with the supposed birth of Jesus Christ? <.<;



I'm wondering that same thing...


I was a smart and intellectual child who deduced that Santa was fake very early on..
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#49 Posted: 08:04:54 26/10/2014
i read this as satan instead of santa lol
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