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Chapter 3 Good News

When are we gonna get our first caller so I can deliver some bad news!
I don't know, maybe the bad news is that you failed?
What did you just say?
That the bad news is...
(Bad News Wreckers grabs Pop Thorn up to a wall)
I'm the only one who delivers bad news around here ya got that?
Yes Bad News Wreckers
(Bad News Wreckers lets go and the phone rings)
Our first costumer! (He picks up the phone)
Hey there Bad News Wreckers I need you to deliver some bad news
That's what I'm here to do, I'll gladly deliver some bad news
The bad news is that Trap Shadow has poop on his foot and I don't wanna tell him because he'll kill me
That's some bad news I'll be willing to deliver
Great, thanks! (He hangs up)
It's time to deliver some bad news!
???: If you think you're giving some bad news today then I'm afraid I've got some good news!

Chapter 4 No News

The bad news has to stop!
If you think the bad news will stop then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
After you delivered that awful news to me I wanted to deliver good news to everyone!
In our world there's no good news and only bad news news!
I'll prove that there's good news!
(Trap Shadow walks past)
Trap Shadow, if you think that no one likes you then I'm happy to say that I've got some good news! We all love you
.....(He walks off)
See? If that was real good news he wouldn't have walked off and he would have said thank you
He was just the wrong person to tell...
Ha! Bad news can be delivered you anyone while good news cannot!
Can you guys stop with these gimmicks?
Gimmick?
But mine is good news!
Everyone is tired of hearing bad news and good news so I'm going to ban them both
If you think you're banning bad news then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
(Later)
Awww... Bad News is over...
It was for the best as Bad News Barrett is injured anyways
When?
Oh wait... That happened after the post... But not the edit ahahahha!

Don't expect a new story until July.

The Curse Of The Outlands
Chapter 1 Monster

Okay, I'm here at the Outlands to see Phineas. It's been a while since we've seen each other but he's a cool dude
Phineas: Hey Molten Hot Dog. Please come inside
Okay! (He walks inside the house)
Phineas: Please sit down!
It's very dark in here and I can't see much
Phineas: That's okay I'll just turn on the light
I hope your okay with the facts than your floor is becoming warm
Phineas: That's fine (He turns on the light)
Nice hous... AHHAHAHHAHHAH!
Phineas: What's the matter Molten Hot Dog?
WHY ARE DARK WASH BUCKLER AND DARK BLAST ZONE TIED UP HERE?
Phineas: The same reason you will be
What are you trying to say Phineas?
Phineas: I brought you here to be made
What are you on?
Phineas: Dark Molten Hot Wash Blast Dog Zone Buckler
NO NO NO! (He gets up and runs)
(Perry kicks Molten Hot Dog in the face)
Phineas: My creation shall be complete

Chapter 2 Search Party

Guys I'm really worried about Molten Hot Dog
Why?
He's been gone for two days!
Maybe they're buddies in more than one way
Wow, really mature Freeze Blade
Fine, we'll go look for Molten Hot Dog
(Later)
I hate the Outlands it's so warm and not cool
I like it here! It's all warm and cosy!
Look! (He points out a house) That most be where Molten Hot Dog and ice tea is! (He runs to the house)
Are you drunk because I don't see anything
(He runs through the house) NOOOO! It was just a mirage I wanted my sweet ice tea
Are you a idiot?
Nope...
You can shoot out of your face and drink it
I don't see you drinking yourself so why should I?
I am not thirsty though... Look a house!
It's just a mirage just keep walking
No it's not I don't get mirages in heat I get them in the cold
No, fudge you!

Chapter 3 Should Have Never Trusted Him!

Phineas: Look how skinny and weak you are now without food in two days... Now, I can cut you easy!
AHAHAH! Someone save me!
(Hot Dog smashes the door down)
Leave my brother alone you sick weirdo!
Phineas: I will cut him in half and stick him with my other two projects
Dark Wash Buckler and Dark Blast Zone? Oh, so that's where they've been...
Phineas: And it looks like that'll be where you are
Nice heat resistant ropes... Did you buy them from one of your three year old fans?
Phineas: Charming... Perry!
ICE TEA!!!
(Freeze Blade runs in)
Ice Tea?
(Perry kicks Hot Dog in the head)
(He throws his Chakram and kills Perry) LOL!
(Phineas knocks out Freeze Blade with his little sausage)
Why is it so small?
Phineas: Shut up you ugly skinny dog!
Wahoo! (He bites Phineas' face off) Taste like evil baby poop
Where did you come from?
I had to do this because Disney Infinity sucks and Zap will always hate it!
I should have known he'd do that... Can't trust Disney Infinity... A evil kids game unlike us a awesome man game!
(Zap sets everyone free and wakes up Freeze Blade and Hot Dog)
Aw, no ice tea?
You can make it on my back with my ice tea maker
SIIIIIIICK!

Vathek Reigns
Chapter 1 Attack over Skylands

Wrecking Ball! Wrecking Ball wake up man!
(Wrecking Ball gets up with his drool all over his pillow)
What, Pop Fizz?
There's some crazy stuff going on and the others aren't here and I...
You been drinking pop again? I know how you like fizzy pop Pop Fizz...
No, I swear I haven't we just need to go outside and see
I'm getting some garlic bread first
No time, They'll get in here and find us!
Who will find us? Spit it out Pop Fizz
A giant dragon thing and his army
A black dragon?
Uh... Yeah
It must be Vathek! We beat him once before then he was turned to stone...
We need to help them!
All right!
(Wrecking Ball and Pop Fizz get out of the magic room and get outside)
Holy bananas...

Dammit... Okay... I'll finish this story and I will return better than ever with Trap Team!

Chapter 2 Fighting Back

His minions are everywhere!
Wrecking Ball! What do we do man? We're screwed!
Looks like it's up to us two to defeat Vathek and his minions
There's too many of them! How could we possibly defeat an entire army and a giant dragon?
I'm Wrecking Ball, of course I can defeat him!
Vathek: Ah, and if it isssssssn't Wrecking Ball
Vathek how the fudge did you escape from the stone?
Vathek: You ssssssssssee that for me to know and you to find out
I can take you by myself!
I have to drink some pop! (Drinks Pop and starts defeating Vathek's minions)
Come on Vathek, you sheep?
Vathek: AHH, fine! You just sssssssseald your fate!
(Vathek flies away and sends more minions to attack Wrecking Ball)
You coward!
(Pop Fizz screams)
Pop Fizz? (Wrecking Ball sees him overwhelmed by minions attacks the minions around himself) You won't take me down I will destroy you all!
(Wrecking Ball puts up a valiant effort but in the end there is just to many minions and he too is overwhelmed)

Chapter 3 A New Rule

Vathek: Yesssssssss SSSSSSkylanssssss belongssssssss to me!
Troll: Actually sir it technically doesn't belong to you since no one owns it
Vathek: Quiet down minion! What I say is correct!
Troll: What about the fat chubby grub worm and crazy guy?
Vathek: They're under control! Other minionssss will make sure that they do not escape before the execution
Troll: Execution? But sir that's murder!
Vathek: You don't think I know that fool? Of course it is!
(Meanwhile)
Oh...
Wake up man!
Where are we Pop Fizz?
I don't know it looks like a prison cell!
His minions are guarding the place and the door is made of steel
What do we do man? We're screwed!
We have to get out of here somehow and defeat Vathek

Chapter 4 The Escape

Oh no they didn't...
What Wrecking Ball?
It's funny that there just so happens to be a vent at the top of this cell
Talk about a bad design flaw!
(Wrecking Ball destroys it with his tongue) Okay, I'll try jump in here (He jumps but he can't jump high enough) Well, it looks like we can't jump that
Let me try... (Pop Fizz jumps but fails) Darn it... What now?
If one of us got a boost we could climb on there
But, that means one of us doesn't get up there
Yep, that the bad part...
Okay, Wrecking Ball I'll boost you u...
No... You get up there and find the others I can hold my own here
But I can't do that I'll mess up and get caught
You must go and find the others and stop Vathek I have a plan (Wrecking Ball move sunder the vent)
(Pop Fizz climbs on Wrecking Ball and climbs up) Okay, stay safe and I'll find the others
Good luck!

Chapter 5 The Search

It's cold and very dark in here... OW! (His finger goes in a below vent with Trolls talking below)
Troll 1: How are the Skylanders doing?
Troll 2: They're quiet... One did try escaping out of the vent though so now we are doing cell checks to see if any others are escaping
(He whispers) Oh no! I better be quick (He continues crawling)
Troll: (In the distance) Quick gas the vents to get that sucker out
Oh, snap! (He crawls even faster as he sees smoke following him) Oh no I doome... (He smashes a vent below him and falls down to the ground)
???: It will be okay our time isn't now
(Pop Fizz wakes up outside on the grass)
What the? How did I get here?
(Meanwhile)
Troll: Sir, we were unable to find the escapee
Vathek: You usssssselessssss foolssssss! If that SSSSSSSkylander isssssn't found sssssssssoon I'll make ssssssssure you don't live another day

Chapter 6 Cell Bait

Vathek: You better tell me where your little friend isssssssss or we will do terrible things to you
I will never tell you where he is!
Vathek: Fine, let the interrogation begin
(He plays the worst song in history-Mily Shighrus' Wrecking Ball)
NO! PLEASE TURN OFF!
Vathek: Tell me where he issss
Never!
Vathek: Fine...
(He plays the music louder and Wrecking Ball starts screaming)
???: That seems pretty bad we need to help him now
???: We aren't ready quite yet let's just hope he aren't too late
(Meanwhile)
How do I get back in this prison? (He throws in rock at the wall) Hmmm...
I can help you if you are a Chompy are you a Chompy?
Uhh... Yeah, I'm a uhh rare fury Chompy
Okay, Chompy what do you need help with?
Getting in this prison to save the Sky... I mean my fellow Chompies!
How could they lock Chompies up in there? That will never do!
's Puppet: Save the Chompies!
(The Chompy Mage changes into a giant Chompy and smashes the Prison wall down)
SAVE THE CHOMPIES! (He starts defeating Trolls)
Looks like I can sneak in and save everyone!

Chapter 7 Fight Back

Troll: Vathek sir there's been a breach in the north wall
Vathek: How could you let thisssss happen? Go fix the problem now!
Troll: Yes sir...
(Pop Fizz is running to different cells and freeing Skylanders)
Quick guys get outside before we get captured! The Trolls are dealing with the Chompy Mage
What's the Chompy Mage doing here?
I have no idea but he's helping us because I've said we are Chompies
Where's Wrecking Ball?
He was in a cell with me and I escaped so he is still there...
(Pop Fizz runs back to his original cell but before he gets in Vathek steps in front of him)
Vathek: What do you think you're doing?
I'm putting an end to your plans Vathek!
(Vathek smacks Pop Fizz across the room and Pop Fizz runs outside)
Guys Vatheks coming...
(All the Skylanders are defeated as well as the Chompy Mage and then Pop Fizz is pinned to the ground by Trolls)
Vathek: Ahh... what do we have here? An execution party it seems... Start with the purple dragon
This won't happen Vathek!
???: You're right it won't

Chapter 8 The Trap Team

Vathek: HUH?
Your reign of terror ends here Vathek
Vathek: Who are you?
I'm Snap Shot the leader of the Trap Masters
(All of the Trap Masters and New Skylanders appear behind him)
Vathek: Quick Trollsssss! Destroy thissss fool!
(The Trolls and Trap Masters start to battle as Vathek starts to fly away)
No way! (Spyro flies after him)
Where is Wrecking Ball?
It doesn't look like he is around here
(The Troll army is defeated)
We did it guys! Where did Vathek go?
He flew off and Spyro chased after him
Quick, Chopper and Blades chase after him!
Will do!
(Blades and Chopper fly off)
We have to find Wrecking Ball!
(Meanwhile)
You won't escape Vathek!
Vathek: Think that all you want SSSSSpyro you fool!
(Vathek flies into Spyro and the both crash to the ground)
Spyro, Quick Blades get Spyro!
Okay, Chopper (He grabs Spyro and flies back to the others)
Wrecking Ball...
Oh, no...
We got Spyro but he's badly hurt and we left Vathek where he was...
It says Mily Sighrus Wrecking Ball on the disc... He was murdered by this awful song
(Wrecking Ball wakes and poops)
I'm glad I don't have ears otherwise I'd be dead right now...
Okay... Okay let's go home

story !?

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story !?

YAY someone commented. I still to finish Chapter 8. I'll do it now.

That you my lord

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That you my lord

I never stopped my stories you know I just slowed down a lot until Trap Team.

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Quote: Iganagor

That you my lord

I never stopped my stories you know I just slowed down a lot until Trap Team.

I'm not sure why you quoted that, but I guess I've gotta DEAL WITH IT

I'm so suprised I'm still enjoying this. Keep up the good work!

Save the Homeless
Chapter 1 The Bulllying

Wrecking Ball please do wake up we need to go buy some food and you need to find the best food
I'm still scarred from those horrible experiences
You can get garlic bread
(Wrecking Ball jumps up and rolls out)
We are here let's go find food
Homeless Mabu: Have any change sir?
Yes, thanks loads
(Ghost Roaster then walks on laughing)
What the hell do you think you're are doing Ghost Roaster that's horrible!
I have loads of change I asked his question
No, this man needs change to live! We are Skylanders we should being doing something
He should have got a job
He can't you idiot... I was going to but garlic bread but I think this £100 should go to you
Wrecking Ball think about what you are doing the garlic bread!
I know Gusto but... Look I will make sure you have a home and have a happy life I'm fixing this everyone will have a home!
Homeless Mabu: Thank you kind sir (He coughs)
I'm going so talk to Spyro right now
(Wrecking Ball rolls out)
Wait, I do not have any money for food now I'm going to die!
(Gusto begins to cry and then he starts eating his boomerang)
Yum, Traptanium

Chapter 2 The Idea

Hello Skylanders!
Give me that microphone!
Security please escort Slobber Tooth at of the building and fix his addiction... Anyways, I'm here to talk about a problem that needs fixing right away...
Yes, finally we are going to make room in the Skylanders HQ for us all!
Uh, no right now we are fine what we need to do is make a place for the homeless to live
I knew this was going to happen... We don't care about the stupid homeless Wrecking Ball! Get in trough your skull... Did any get that?
They need help right now they deserve to have a place to live instead of being outside freezing
How would this work?
We give loads of money to make the shelter and then we give half of our food to them
There's no way that would work so screw the homeless!
That's awful Thumpback! Think about them being hungry, desperate and cold
Okay, I've thought about it and still screw them!
You wouldn't like being homeless would you?
Nope, but since I am not I don't care
Wrecking Ball I think it is time to end this as it hasn't worked
No! Spyro! Please we need to help them I said I would
Sorry Wrecking Ball it's over

I have finally started reading these again. do another story with or one with please!

Chapter 3 The Dirty Deed

How could they not want to help the homeless? They're selfish...
Not me, Shroomboom, Pop Thorn or Chopper! We agree with your cause!
Thanks guys but what are us five going to do to change their minds...
I could roar in their faces for five hours
I don't think that would work...
I can send my paratroopers from the sky you kill them all
No murdering
I could burn... Nah...
No, go on Hot Dog you might have something good here
I was going to say I could burn down the Skylanders HQ so we are all homeless
That's stupid
THAT'S BRILLIANT!
Oh yeah it's brilliant
You see, we can make them all homeless so they no how it feels and then we can make them make the homeless shelter
Okay Hot Dog make us all homeless
My pleasure
(Hot Dog began to burn the Skylanders HQ which made the fire alarm turn off and everyone ran out)

Chapter 4 Skylands is Homeless

WHAT THE? WHY IS THE BUILDING ON FIRE?
I did it because Wrecking Ball approved
Wait a minute, how would that work if the fire element rooms have lava in them?
I don't know.. Plot holes?
Why the heck would you tell him to do this Wrecking Ball? You could have killed us all and this cost £1,000,000 to make!
Again, I ask why to we have to pay for things if we are Skylanders and why can't we make stuff for free?
Because life that's why...
You little poop why would you do this?
To prove a point so we can help the homeless!
So you made us homeless yo make us help them? FAT CHANCE! Spyro rebuiled right now!
No Spyro! I'll make Hit Dog burn it down again unless we all sign a petition to give homes to the homeless
Fine, we'll sign....
We also need Mabu to sign so Hot Dog go burn more houses!
OKAY!
(Hot Dog runs away to burn more houses)
Let's get signing!

Chapter 5 No More Homeless

YEAH! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A SIGNATURE FROM EVERYONE IN SKYLANDS but...
What? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not signing that crap
Do you want to be homeless the rest of your life?
I'd rather be homeless than help the homeless
So you'd rather be homeless than help yourself?
Come on just sign it so we can finally be done with this
(Krypt King walks over to Ghost Roaster and kills him with one swift swipe of his Traptanium sword)
Since he is dead he is not a member of Skylands so everyone has signed...
(Wrecking Ball looks shocked at Ghost Roaster's dead corpse)
Ye... YEAH! NO MORE HOMELESS! GET IT ERASED FROM THE SKYLANDS DICTIONARY!
Will do!
Who the heck are you?
Who are goo? (He runs away)
Wash Buckler you know what this means?
No?
We can finally get more rooms...
SCORE!
I'm not paying for this just build it
(Ghost Roaster gets up)
The heck just happened?
You were dead when we needed the signatures so we still don't need one because you weren't a member of Skylands at the time
I hate you Wrecking Ball!
(There is a montage of everything getting built with the Homeless Mabu thanking Wrecking Ball as he is smacked in the face by Ghost Roaster's chain)

is the best house destroyer

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is the best house destroyer

Indeed he is.

Skylanders Short: Two Years...

I can't believe it's been two years of me being awesome
Hey, you can't take all the credit as you weren't in every story
Yeah but I was in most stories as the main attraction!
I guess that's true...
Okay, readers click this link here: //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/pr...age=15#comments to view the first story EVER!
There you can see the writers awful 12 year old writing skills
Slam Bam what happened? You were a cool lemon ice cone eating guy to a guy who flips tables... Wait, Gill Grunt why didn't you let me eat the lemon ice cone?
Because Wrecking Ball... It was pee
What are you on Gill Grunt? It was lemon! Why would I pee in it just to trick you guys?
Because you're a bully?
See? It was lemon all along and I never got to eat it because of you Gill Grunt!
I'm here!
Wham-Shell how did you foresee that the pirates were coming?
I'm not sure... I think I was on stuff
Wait, one second that was a dream wasn't it? How do you guys know this?
Because you're dreaming right now in fact you're in a coma again because of Ghost Roaster
Aw, poop

Dream Land
Chapter 1 Wrecking Ball's Face

(Wrecking Ball is on a hospital bed with a Doctor Mabu looking over in which Stealth Elf runs in)
WRECKING BALL ARE YOU OKAY?
Doctor Mabu: I'm sorry but he cannot hear you after that awful hit from Ghost Roaster he's in a coma
Well, it looks like I'm screwed...
You're damn right you're screwed Ghost Roaster!
(Stealth Elf then walks over to Ghost Roaster to press him up against a wall)
You're dead Ghost Roaster I'm going to do things to you that you could never imagine
Screw that I'm a heel
(Ghost Roaster then breaks free to quickly float away in his ectoplasm form which hurt him over time)
Don't worry Stealth Elf Spy Rise has made a device that can let some of us go inside Wrecking Ball's brain to wake him up
All right but who goes in there?
Spy Rise, Scratch, Enigma and Ninjini will go

Chapter 2 Going In

Okay, I have made this special device to send us in Wrecking Ball's dreams to wake him up
Why do I have to go in there Spyro?
You up for it?
Uh... Yeah?
Since you're up for it there's no reason why not
Why are Ninjini and Enigma coming?
Ninjini has that dreamy potion thing and Enigma is ghostly... I don't just go!
Okay, this device will transport us in his dream using it's particle power two send us in there... The particles will carry us in his dream and there we will be... Now, this is just a warning but depending on how dangerous Wrecking Ball's dreams are we might be in for a bad time so focus and stick together! Ready? 1... 2... 3...!
(All four of them are sucked into Wrecking Ball's dream along with Spyro who was too close nearby)
SUCCESS!
HEY! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
It must have sucked you in here too...
Look, we are in Skylands and it looks the same as all ways
Trust me when I say it won't be there'll be something

Chapter 3 Dreamcatcher

AHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE SCARY LADY!
Look, it's Wrecking Ball and a floating head
You can't run forever!
YES I CAN! (He continues running along the island and jumps onto another)
We must follow...
(Enigma cloak falls to the ground as his purple mist follows Wrecking Ball and brings him to them)
Nice job Enigma
Wrecking Ball, don't run we are trying to help you get out of your coma
I'm not in a coma and here trying to run away from the scary lady
No, you're in a dream and we need to wake you up
No, I'm not! Leave me alone! (He runs off again)
Shall I get him again?
No need Enigma we must take out the floating head to stop this
Hey you Skylanders what are you talking about?
You...
Why are talking behind my back?
What? You're looking right at us!
OMG not cool!
I hate these types of girls

Chapter 4 Wrecking Ball's Head

We must defeat this floating head
My name is Dreamcatcher not floating head and I'm going to get Wrecking Ball
Come face me and I will Scratch you brains out
How are you female?
Leave me alone! I'm telling on you!
(Dreamcatcher floats away after Wrecking Ball)
If we get Wrecking Ball she'll come to us
Yeah, you guys go do that while I...
(Enigma gets Wrecking Ball quickly using his purple mist)
Let go of me!
(Dreamcatcher comes following)
NOW!
(Spy Rise, Ninjini, Scratch and Enigma begin attacking Dreamcatcher)
I'm sick of this it's too much effort
(Dreamcatcher ends Wrecking Ball's coma and they are all returned home)
Uh... I'm awake
Another successful journey
I just wonder who was she?
I don't know but something's going on...

Wheres the Chapters? Oh wait i'm guessing you haven't started... Can i add my stories here or is this special for you? @WreckingballBob

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Wheres the Chapters? Oh wait i'm guessing you haven't started... Can i add my stories here or is this special for you? @WreckingballBob

I haven't got to them yet... I'm not sure if it would be a good idea to put them here. Maybe, in your own topic?

The Traptanium Plot
Chapter 1 The Traptanium Hole

(Spyro has started a drilling facility to find fossil fuels for Skylands)
Found any fossil fuel?
We have found some coal but not much yet but we'll keep drilling
(The drill then begins jamming)
Quick, turn off the drill it can't break something
(The drill then is turned off and lifted as there was Traptanium under it)
That's Traptanium!
This is a giant Traptanium crystal and only more Traptanium can break it
Well, are we going to break it?
It would be best to leave it as it is otherwise it may get into the wrong hands once it is broken
Yeah, evil can't take parts of it without breaking it and to do that they need Traptanium
And the only Traptanium around here is our weapons which they most likely can't acquire
All right Skylanders stop drilling for coal and keep this Traptanium secure until further notice

Chapter 2 The Traptanium Raiders

How was I the Chompy Mage supposed to know they weren't Chompies? They told my there were!
You were foolish to not be able to tell the difference
OMG I almost had that blue blob until those Skylanders stopped me!
Almost isn't good enough as you know
(Krankcase comes running in the Villain lair)
After doing some research I have find out that the Skylanders have found a giant Traptanium crystal while mining for coal!
Traptanium is just what we need so we must take it from them!
The only way we can do that is by getting Traptanium to destroy the giant Traptanium so we need to steal the Skylanders weapons some how...
Fools! How can you not know how to take the Traptanium weapons? It's simple go in at night while they are sleeping and take the weapons!
Kaos? I thought your dad killed you
Nonsense fool I have mad dark magic portal master hacks!
Well, that's a lacklustre backstory
Quiet Gulper, Kaos needs to help us get Traptanium!
How do we not know that you will betray us?
I would never do such a thing! I am smart enough to know you'd hunt me down if I did so... I propose I go ggo get the weapons along with Dr Krankcase and then you guys come along to get the Traptanium!
You better remember I am in charge of this operation and I do what must be done with the Traptanium!
Why yes, of course my queen

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Wheres the Chapters? Oh wait i'm guessing you haven't started... Can i add my stories here or is this special for you? @WreckingballBob

It is a smarter idea to make your own topic. Gives you more attension.

Chapter 3 Stealing Traptanium

(Kaos and Dr Krankcase are on a hill looking over the Skylanders HQ while Kaos is holding a map)
All right this map clearly shows they have a front room which is too risky to go through the door or they'll know we are there becasue they have an alarm but we could drill underground up the basement to get to the meal room then to the front room without setting of the alarm and then you walk on the ceiling and...
And what?
I don't see a room for the Trap Masters...
Why not?
There's a Swap Force room, a Giants room and rooms for each element but no Trap Master room...
There's an explanation for this... As this is an outdated map as the HQ was burned down by Hot Dog and they made a new one...
Did Hot Dog turn on them?
Nope, he made them homeless
Da fudge? Never mind... Let's just drop in from the top
(The have a helicopter above the HQ and they both drop down)
THERE IS GLASS!
I'll break it
(He electrocutes the glass and it breaks and they parachute through)
Okay, it looks like they still have an attic and if we go downstairs we'll be in some Skylanders rooms... If it's not the Trap Master room you climb on the ceiling to the Trap Master room
And you?
I watch you possibly fail
Great...
(Dr Krankcase goes downstairs and climbs the ceiling above the Magic room as the Trap Master room is on the right)
Okay, I'm in the Trap Master room... How do we get the weapons?
Carry them with goo!
What? You're too far away
CARRY THEM WITH...
(The Magic Skylanders wake up)
Ah, poop

Chapter 4 The Battle For Traptanium

Kaos, what are you doing here?
Uh...
(The rest of the Doom Raiders destroy the roof)
Just grab a weapon!
Okay!
(Dr Krankcase sticks Enigma's weapon with goo and Enigma wakes up)
NOPE!
(Dr Krankcase grabs Snap Shot's weapons instead and he jumps on the Doom Raider ship)
Quick guys we have to stop them!
(The Magic Skylanders get out of bed)
ZIPLINE!
(Voodood grabs hold of the ship with his axe and Wrecking Ball grabs Voodood's foot with his tongue)
Hold on Voodood we can't let them win... Wait...
(Wrecking Ball's swings on Voodood's leg and flips on the ship)
Stop you bullies... Kaos? I though you were de...
Dead, yeah yeah (He sends his Doom Sharks and they bite Wrecking Ball)
OW OW OW!
How do I use this thing?
It's a bow just shoot it!
It's stupid!
(The ship lands)
Do something!
(The Trap Masters come to face the Doom Raiders)
I don't know who you guys are but you've got a lot of nerve by stealing my Traptanium weapon!
You got goo on my weapon
AHHHHAHAHAHAHHAH!
(Dr Krankcase runs away and drops the weapon which Kaos grabs)
I'll just throw it...
(Kaos throws Snap Shot's sword at the Traptanium crystal and it does nothing)
Huh?
Only Trap Masters can break Traptanium mate
Dammit, battle time yay...

Chapter 5 Losing the Traptanium

(A battle begins between the Doom Raiders and the Trap Masters and Snap Shot walks over to his weapon and picks it up)
Now, my power is back!
(Snap Shot then starts shooting Dr Krankcase)
Hmm... the boomerang... Hey, uhh big fat blue guy you smell!
I assure you I an not fat nor do I smell!
Well, you do
I refuse to let the bullying happen!
(Gusto then throws his boomerang which misses Kaos and hits the Traptanium which breaks it)
GO DOOM RAIDERS!
(The Doom Raiders then stop battling and they all grab the Traptanium and go on the ship)
BYE BYE SKYLOSERS, HAHAHAHAHA!
(The Doom Raiders fly to the Outlands with the Traptanium)
We failed...
And it is all Gusto's fault
He dodged the boomerang and...
If only you thought about it more and then you'd know we was trying to make you throw it at him which would miss
Let's report the news to the others and figure out future plans...
(At the Villains lair)
I can't believe we won at something I never win against those Skylosers ever!
That's because you needed a team all along one that good insure victory
What are you plans now?
You'll see in time...

A new which makes more sense as in islands. It is only in rough though and it my story things are in different locations...

The Minis
Chapter 1 From Sidekicks to Minis

Welcome to the Skylanders academy!
Great, why are we here?
There's a surprise for you guys and they're the Minis!
(The Minis all jump out and show themselves to the bigger selves)
Hi master Trigger Happy!
You got guns now?
Yep, training and EBAY helps a lot!
I get a Mini? He's beautiful!
My name's Small Fry master Fryno!
I'm no small fry but you sure are in a good way
So, all of the old Minis learnt trained to be fighters and the news ones are just here out of nowhere?
Master Spyro I thought I'd never see you and I'd die a fail...
What, why in the world would you ever think that you're amazing!
Oh, thank you master Spyro!
Wow... HIS EYES! They must be this big from seeing me
Bash my eyes are normally this big!
Oh, okay still neat
How did you build your suit Drobit?
We all bought replica versions on EBAY
Throw the fire!
(Weeruptor throws a midget fire blob)
Ten out of ten
What this!
(Hijinx does her dance)
Not evil enough
Feel the breeze!
(Breeze flaps her wings and sends a breeze to Whirlind)
Feel the whirlwind
(Whirlwind flaps her wings and sends a whirlwind to make Breeze fly away)
Whoops...
EBAY IS REAL!
(Pet-Vac then begins flying around the area)

Chapter 2 Attack on the Skylanders Academy

Okay now you Minis run along while I discuss things with your larger selves
You can discuss that stuff with us Minis too!
No, I can't you see these are Skylanders you are Minis now go play...
(The Minis walk along)
Did you guys here that? They still treat us like Sidekicks
How can they do this to us?
Do you think that our masters will treat us better?
I'm not sure because dumb Buzz won't let us talk to them...
(Thumpling then begins playing in a sandbox near the dummies)
I think we should cut our losses and be grateful that we get our own weapons and a chance to fight more...
I'm sure they'll let us have greater roles
They might but they seem a little preoccupied right now
(The Minis look to see Pirates ambush the bigger them and tie them up)
Let's go save them!
We can't rush in there or we'll get beaten we must go to the Mini only place and plan
Okay, let's go!
(All the Minis then run to the book shelves)

Chapter 3 Saving the Skylanders Academy

What are we going to do? If they couldn't stop them how can we?
They were ambushed so they didn't have a chance to fight back
We need to plan this carefully...
They're coming this way!
We know they can't get up here but they sure can see us...
We should all jump down and defeat the pirates and save Spyro!
We will get defeated!
We're very small so maybe they won't be able to catch us...
Maybe you're right, we could run around the legs and distract them while we save our larger selves
We can also use our EBAY weapons to defeat some of them...
(The Minis then jump down and run around the Pirates as the Pirates fail to grab them as Pet-Vac then shoots the Pirates as a few other Minis untie the others)
How did you guys manage to do this?
We are pros master Spyro!
(The larger versions then defeat the Pirates and they retreat)
Since you saved us I think you guys deserve to know about our Skylanders business...
(Tree Rex looks as the Minis are all sleeping after very hard work)
All ugly but Thumpling...

Ghost Roaster's Trickery
Chapter 1 Hate Crime

Hello all it is my Ghost Roaster and today I have been brutally hate crimed against!
(The audience then sounds shocked)
Yes, it's true that in a world like this I'm still being bullied and beaten for being a skull person
Spyro cancelled hate crimes remember?
Spyro had poor judgement as we all know hate crimes are real and must be stopped... Please send £1 each and end hate crimes all over Skylands
They're not hate crimes they're just crimes
They didn't even get any punishments!
Yeah, because no one likes you
SEE? A HATE CRIME AGAINST ME!
(The crowd begins to boo and two Mabu Police come on stage)
Mabu Police: You have committed a hate crime now please come with us
I didn't even commit a crime I just said words
Yes, and those words broke my skull so he must be taken away and arrested
Mabu Police: Stop struggling
(The Mabu Police then take Fist Bump away)
That you for your generous donations and please tune in next week to see tackle equality to all species
(Ghost Roaster then leaves and the crowed claps)
What the hell Ghost Roaster? Why did you start your own show near all these Mabu and start talking about mate crimes that don't exist?
So these idiots can send my money for the most stupid things I can be rich! And no one will stop me!
I'm telling the crowd!
(Hot Dog then runs on the stage and just as they are leaving)
Everyone Ghost Roaster's...
HE'S RACIST!
(The crowd then begins booing and Hot Dog walks to Ghost Roaster and bites him)
AHHHHHAHAH HATE CRIME!
(The Mabu Police then take Hot Dog off him and arrest him)
THANK YOU ALL!

Chapter 2 Teaching Him Lessons

Thanks for getting us out Spyro...
Yeah, Ghost Roaster is very foolish
Foolish? You sure about that bud? Hate crimes may be band in the Skylanders HQ area but not in the Mabu area which means they must go back to jail and serve a 20 year sentence
I hate to say it but you're right...
WHAT?
Hate crimes exist around here but not up north so you must go back to jail
For 20 years??? REALLY?
I guess I could try to change the laws around here but for now you must remain in jail
(Fist Bump and Hot Dog go back to their prison cells)
Yeah, good luck with that Spyro
(Later)
Hey... Uh Mabu law makers do you think you could change hate crime laws?
Mabu Law Maker: Oh, so it looks like you're the protesters of the set Hot Dog and Fist Bump free campaign so no it's not happening!
I'm damn leader of the Skylanders are say you let them free! After all we are the ones that made all the buildings here
Mabu Law Maker: You are not our leader now leave!
Okay, I'll leave but I'll send others to explain why hate crime laws should be banished then you'll see the way
(Later)
Well, Spyro are we free?
Nope, they wouldn't listen but I will send other Skylanders to explain it to then and hopefully that'll get then to ban them
But, it smells in here
And it's a lot worse with all your pooping Hot Dog
It may be a week before I can send them because of stuff
A week? NOOOOO!

Great so far!

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Great so far!

Thanks!